Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the remaining five campers were given a break from the challenges while we took a look at the seventeen, well, I guess the sixteen campers who were eliminated from the show on the luxurious Playa Des Losers. From Rolf to Francis, they're all here. Wendell's been living in hiding since his arrival at the resort, while some campers have been getting their payback on him. Rolf revealed how happy he's been since getting eliminated, while Colleen stayed bitter about. Francis and Leslie were glad to be reunited with Evander and Peggy and Lukas are still all about each other. When the dashing host, me, appeared, I revealed that the losers would be doing the eliminating that night. In an almost unanimous decision, Annalise, the beauty queen, was kicked off the island. We're down to the final four, and things just keep getting more and more intense. Who will make it to the final three? Find out on this crazy episode of Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on the island, showing Chris arriving via his jetski. It shows the final five before crossing them out with a big red x and cutting to the Playa Des Losers, showing all of the losers, except for Lyle. Wendell is seen hiding in the bushes while Hellen throws coconuts at him. Rolf is seen happily typing on his laptop before being startled by Josef. Colleen is then shown being bitter about her double elimination multiple times. Francis, Leslie, and Evander are all shown hanging out in the hot tub while Peggy and Lukas are seen multiple times all over the resort. Chris is shown appearing before all the losers around the pool and telling them about that night's elimination. After many people are shown voting, Annalise is seen being dragged to the boat of losers by Chef. The camera cuts back to Chris, who finishes his intro before the opening plays. It finishes, and the island is shown again, dark and rainier than ever. Chris is seen on the dock with an umbrella in hand.
Chris: The rainy day, the bane of camp activities. What a shame, we'll have to delay the challenge for the final four until it passes, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen anytime soon.
He snickers and the camera cuts to show the final four sitting outside of the cabins as it rains. Veronica uses her hoodie to try and stay dry, but Duke seems gleeful and is running around in the mud. Desiree looks over at him, annoyed.
Desiree: Don't you ever get bored of being loud and obnoxious?
Duke: Don't you ever get bored of being evil?
Desiree: Evil? Why, I oughtta...
Percival: That's enough! Duke, let's go inside. It's getting late anyways.
Duke: Sure, why not.
Veronica: Good night, guys!
The two boys head into the cabin, Duke being soaked, saying, "good night," back to her while Desiree rolls her eyes.
Desiree: How can you stand those two? They're so annoying!
Veronica: Coming from someone whose habit is reading other people's diaries, that doesn't mean much.
Desiree: Whatever, I'm going to sleep.
Desiree heads back into the cabin, leaving Veronica out in the rain, alone.
Veronica (Confessional): Desiree is getting on my nerves, but, hopefully, I won't have to deal with her nonsense much longer.
She's then seen stretching and yawning as she walks into the cabin after Desiree and shuts the door. The rain then starts to pick up even more and, soon enough, a flood starts. Logs and rocks are seen drifting away in the water before the stream takes the cabins with it, floating away from the campgrounds. The night turns to day and the rain finally stops and Chris is shown driving around the campgrounds on an ATV, looking for the campers. He drives over to Chef, who is sitting outside of the main lodge.
Chris: Chef? Have you seen the campers? I can't find them anywhere.
Chef: Nope, haven't.
Chris: Huh. Wanna relax until they get back?
Chef: Oh, you know it.
The camera pans over to the middle of a river with the cabins floating in it. The boy's cabin door opens and Percival comes out from it, yawning before looking all around him and seeing where they are.
Percival: What the? Duke! Get out here, quick!
Duke: I'm coming!
The wrestler runs out from the cabin, not stopping at the water and falling into it. He comes back up from under the water and screams, causing the girls to walk out of their cabin tiredly.
Desiree: What's with all the commotion? Oh my god!
Veronica: What happened!? Where are we!?
Percival continues to look all around before noticing a shoreline not too far from them.
Percival: Guys, look! Let's get over there, quick!
He leaps into the water and starts swimming to the shore, followed by Duke. Desiree sighs before jumping in and following them. Veronica looks around, but hesitantly follows them. As they reach the shore, they notice that it's completely unfamiliar. Lush plants are everywhere, as well as many dinosaur skeletons.
Veronica: What is this place? What's with the...dinosaurs?
Desiree: How are we supposed to know? This is just weird, where's Chris?
Percival: Chris! That's right! He's probably behind this, it's gotta be a challenge.
Duke: I'll go further in to go see what's the deal with this place.
Duke runs into the tall plants, disappearing from their sights as they continue to pace the beach.
Percival: I don't get it. We've been on the island for a long time, but I've never seen any place like this before.
Veronica: You don't think we're no longer on the island, do you?
Desiree: What? No way! They probably set all this stuff up to scare us.
Chris (Confessional): Well, it is kind of a set. We were gonna do some archaeological dig for a challenge, but we decided that it would be too boring.
Chris and Chef are shown arriving at a tent with similar looking plants around it.
Chris: Looks like they ended up here after that flash flood last night.
Chef: Do we really have to go get them?
Chris: What? No way, we're just going to sit here until they find us.
The two fist bump and the camera cuts back to the three on the beach. Duke emerges from the plants again, gaining everybody's attention.
Duke: Guys, come quick! I found something.
They all follow him into the plants. As they walk through them, they notice that they can't really see anything.
Desiree: Are you sure we're going the right way? All I see are plants.
Duke: Yeah, it's a little ways away.
Percival: What exactly is this thing you're trying to show us?
Duke: It's, like, a house or something!
Veronica: Someone was there?
Duke: Nah, completely empty. Look!
He moves some plants out of the way and the four enter a clearing, noticing a straw hut. They approach it and look around, Veronica seeming to get more tense.
Veronica: I don't know about this, this could be somebody's home. We shouldn't stick around.
Percival: What choice do we have? We don't know where we are, we have to worry about ourselves for now.
Chris (Confessional): It's weird, I don't remember putting a hut on this island.
Desiree: What are we waiting for, let's go inside!
She opens the door and enters, being soon followed by the others. As they look around, they notice lots of strange decorations. Some pictures of other campers are on the wall, causing Veronica to gulp in fear.
Veronica (Confessional): A creepy hut with pictures of the fellow campers in it? That reeks of murder shack.
Desiree is seen looking at some furniture that seems to be made out of coconut husks.
Desiree: Coconuts? That makes no sense, they shouldn't be able to grow here...unless we aren't in Canada anymore.
Veronica gasps at the thought, but Percival quickly steps in.
Percival: That's crazy talk! Remember, Chris set this whole thing up.
Veronica: You don't know that!
Duke: Guys, calm down!
The four bicker among each other and a knock is heard on the door, causing them to look over and hush up. Percival slowly approaches it.
Percival: Hello?
The door opens, revealing Lyle, more rugged than they remembered him. He scratches his back with a stick and their eyes widen as they see him.
Veronica: Lyle?
Desiree: What are you doing here? I thought you were eliminated.
Lyle: You were too, weren't you? Anywho, I live here.
Lyle (Confessional): After I was kicked off the show, I ditched the boat of losers for a change of scenery. I tried to swim back to the island, but I ended up here! Since then, I've been braving the wilderness, trying to make a living out here.
Duke: You live here? That means you know the way back to camp!
Lyle: Camp? Oh, dude. This is a completely different island. No Camp Wawanakwa here.
Veronica: Then where are we?
Lyle: I'm not entirely sure, but we're still in Muskoka. I was confused when I saw the palm trees and the coconuts.
Percival: Well, that's a relief. Do you think you could help us get back to the other island?
Lyle: I could do that, yeah. But right now, I'm exhausted. It's been a long day of fishing and gathering. I'm gonna cook some dinner and hit the hay, but you guys are welcome to sleep here for the night.
Desiree: Ugh, fine.
Percival: Hey, the guy's helping us. Be friendly.
Desiree: Whatever.
Percival glares at her and the camera pans up to the sky as the sun turns to moon. It pans back down to show the five eating together at a table.
Veronica: You know, this kind of makes me miss the cabins.
Desiree: Pfft, I can't imagine that. Those creaky things? No thank you.
Duke: I dunno, my turnbuckle is in the cabins. I wish it was here.
Percival: Unfortunately, the cabins are off in the lake somewhere.
Lyle: Weird. So, who all is left in the game? Gene still there?
Veronica: It's just us four now. Gene was voted off a little while back.
Percival: Same with Harriett.
Lyle: Huh. That's odd, I thought they'd make it farther. Desiree, when did you get put back in the contest?
Desiree: Chris brought me and Colleen back after we got down to ten campers. Though, she didn't make it past her first episode back.
Lyle: I see. Well, that's good for you I guess.
He looks down at his food, seeming pretty upset about something.
Percival: What's the matter, Lyle?
Lyle: Oh, nothing. It's nice here, you know? But I kind of miss my friends, I've been alone all this time.
Duke: Why don't you come back with us to camp tomorrow?
Lyle: Huh?
Desiree: Yeah, maybe Chris will let you compete again.
Lyle: You think so?
Veronica: Well, I'm not sure. But maybe.
Lyle: That'd be neat! Alright, well...
He yawns and gets up from his seat.
Lyle: I'm gonna go to be now, it's been a long day.
Percival: Me too. I'm rather tired.
The others agree. Lyle jumps into his hammock and the others lay on the floor as he blows out some candles.
Lyle: Good night, guys. Big day ahead of us tomorrow.
They all slowly start to fall asleep and, before long, the sun comes up. Birds sing, causing Percival to wake up from his slumber, noticing Lyle stretching and getting ready for the trip. Veronica soon wakes up and notices Desiree cuddling with her. She shoves her away, causing the latter to wake up screaming.
Desiree (Confessional): For the record, I was not cuddling her. I was asleep, so it doesn't count.
Duke is the last to wake up, jumping from the floor and hitting his head on the roof. As he rubs it in pain, Lyle turns to face the others.
Lyle: Alright guys, you ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lyle: About a week or two ago, I sighted a producer tent on the island. If we head there, they should be able to take you guys back to the island. Let's get a move on.
As he heads out of the hut and the other follow him, the camera cuts back to Chris and Chef at the tent, eating pizza and lounging in chairs. Chris notices a rustling noise behind him and turns to see the five emerging from the bushes.
Duke: Chris?
Desiree: Finally!
Chris: Welcome, campers, to the secret second island! We have some craft services for the hosts and producers here. Whenever we're annoyed by you guys, we come here to relax.
Percival: Wait, so you've been here? You knew we were here? What gives!?
Veronica: Yeah! If it weren't for Lyle living here, we could've gotten hurt!
Chef (Confessional): What a bunch of sissies. They would've never made it in the war.
Lyle: Yo.
Chris: Wow, that's a shocker. Imagine that, a fellow camper on this island.
Desiree: So, do we get to go back now?
Chris gets up from his seat.
Chris: Sure, we can go back now. There's an elimination ceremony you guys have got to get ready for, anyway.
They gasp and he snickers at their sorrow.
Chris: Hope you're ready for that!
The camera cuts to show the final four seated at the campfire with Lyle standing behind them, watching. Chris approaches with a platter of four marshmallow, gaining some confusion from the campers.
Percival: Chris, there's four of us in the game. Shouldn't there just be three marshmallows?
Chris: Eh, I don't know. Looks to me like there's five of you.
Lyle raises his eyebrows, intrigued by the statement.
Chris: The problem is, one of you is a rule breaker. The big rule of this game is that when you're eliminated, you never come back to the island. Ever.
Veronica: So you mean...
Chris nods and tosses marshmallows to all of Duke, Percival, Desiree, and Veronica as Lyle looks a little sad again.
Chris: Lyle, dude. You're done. And this time, you won't be able to swim to another island again.
Chef approaches Lyle from behind and puts him in a straitjacket. The other campers gasp as Chef picks him up and holds him over his shoulder.
Duke: Thanks for the help, Lyle!
Veronica: Yeah, you're the best!
Lyle: Yeah, no problem. Good luck to you guys!
Chef tosses him onto the boat of losers and it takes him away from the island, this time, all the way to Playa Des Losers. Harriett, Bobby, and Gene are shown waiting on the dock for him. Chef undoes the straitjacket and he excitedly joins them in a group hug as the screen fades to black.
