I know you're as bored as I am. -SH
Shut up. -JW
Let's go. This party is tedious. -SH
No, we have to stay. Look at how happy Molly is. -JW
She does look quite happy. -SH
Exactly. -JW
Now stop texting me and engage in social interactions. -JW
No. -SH
I'm going to make an excuse to leave. -SH
No you're not. -JW
Try and stop me. -SH
If you get up from your chair I'm going to rugby tackle you to the floor. -JW
People might talk. You jumping on top of me. -SH
People do little else. -JW
I don't give you credit where credit is due. Good memory, John. -SH
Thank you. I do listen you know and store memories away. I don't have a mind palace but I keep the important information up there. -JW
I never knew that. -SH
Of course you didn't, how could you possibly know that I store memories away. -JW
What memories do you keep? -SH
Often conversations that we have if I deem that they are important. -JW
Like what? -SH
I'm not telling you. -JW
Now stop texting me and go talk to Molly, she keeps staring at us. -JW
Ugh fine. -SH
Behave. -JW
