I know you're as bored as I am. -SH

Shut up. -JW

Let's go. This party is tedious. -SH

No, we have to stay. Look at how happy Molly is. -JW

She does look quite happy. -SH

Exactly. -JW

Now stop texting me and engage in social interactions. -JW

No. -SH

I'm going to make an excuse to leave. -SH

No you're not. -JW

Try and stop me. -SH

If you get up from your chair I'm going to rugby tackle you to the floor. -JW

People might talk. You jumping on top of me. -SH

People do little else. -JW

I don't give you credit where credit is due. Good memory, John. -SH

Thank you. I do listen you know and store memories away. I don't have a mind palace but I keep the important information up there. -JW

I never knew that. -SH

Of course you didn't, how could you possibly know that I store memories away. -JW

What memories do you keep? -SH

Often conversations that we have if I deem that they are important. -JW

Like what? -SH

I'm not telling you. -JW

Now stop texting me and go talk to Molly, she keeps staring at us. -JW

Ugh fine. -SH

Behave. -JW