Chapter Thirty-four: Annoyance

"Emma, I have to go to work," Regina said while trying to get away from under Emma.

"No! Five more minutes" Emma murmured on Regina's neck.

"You said twenty minutes ago" Regina laughed.

"What's the point of being the boss if you can't ditch work?" Emma asked, her lips now tracing down Regina's neck.

"I lead, oh fuck do that again," Regina said, and Emma obediently sucked a particularly sensitive part of her neck again "by example."

"Well," Emma said her lips on Regina's valley now "Allow me to give you an example of what you'll be missing if you go to work today"

"That's not fair," Regina half said and half moaned as Emma captured her nipple inside her mouth.

Emma smiled proudly to herself for just one second before lowering her mouth to Regina's breast again. She sucked the already hard nipple while using her hand to pinch the other. Regina's hands flew to Emma's hair bringing her face impossible closer to her flesh, her back already slightly arched as Emma continued to work on giving her girlfriend pleasure.

She heard Regina's phone buzzing on the bedside table. Regina stretched herself to take the phone and after one look at the screen, she asked Emma to stop which she recently did even though Emma didn't move an inch from the top of Regina.

"Robin, hey," Regina said, "Is everything okay?"

Emma felt her ears get red hearing his name. That fucking asshole had just interrupted their intimate time together as if Emma needed any more reason to hate the guy. Emma watched Regina talking to him on the phone and when she made a little laugh sound at whatever that forest boy had told her, she felt her whole body tense. That was just great! He was making her laugh now? In one swift movement, Emma lowered herself under the sheets between Regina's legs. He might be the one who made her let out a small laugh but she was the one making her come.

Emma spread Regina's legs, under her slapping protests, and opened her pussy with her fingers proceeding on eating her girlfriend out. Regina whispered for her to stop and even once gently tap on her head but Emma paid no attention to it. She sucked her clit heard and invaded her with two fingers and it didn't take long before Regina was moving with her. Emma even smiled once or twice when Regina moaned and then made up some excuse for Robin on the phone saying she was okay. Eating her out was effective because it didn't take long before Regina shut down the phone and start to rub herself on Emma's face. She loved when Regina did that. She loved when Regina was horn enough to spread all of her juices on her. Emma increased her speed, wanting more than anything to make Regina come in her mouth and it didn't take long before she did just that. Emma knew perfectly well how to touch her. She knew Regina's body better than the back of her hand.

Emma slowly made her way up to Regina from under the sheets and captured her lips on a kiss, letting Regina taste herself on her tongue. Regina placed her hand between Emma's face, bringing her closer, kissing her just as strongly as Emma was.

"That was good," Regina said when they broke apart "But next time, wait until the call ends"

"Sorry," Emma said cheekily "I couldn't resist"

"I need to shower"

"Didn't I just give you a good example of why you should stay?" Emma asked.

"I can't," Regina said "There is a lot that needs to be done, and Robin can't take care of everything by himself."

"But it's my day off" Emma whined.

"Sorry sweetheart," Regina said already pushing the sheets to the side "But I have to go"

Emma groaned as she watched Regina walked inside the bathroom and lock the door behind her. She laid on Regina's side of the bed and listened to Regina's movement inside the bathroom. Looking up the ceiling, Emma let her thoughts drift off to Robin. God, she truly hated that guy. What was the point of having him at the stables if he needed Regina for every crisis? Wasn't the whole point of bringing him in cut Regina some slack from all the work? Maybe she should talk to her about that. Maybe Regina should start looking for someone more reliable, someone who actually knew how to do the job instead of calling her every five minutes.

Regina left the bathroom and Emma rolled on the bed to watch her change. She smiled at Emma and then winked as she pulled her panties up her legs, making Emma want to pull them down all over again. Her girlfriend was so beautiful.

"Did you take my car to Billy's yet?" Regina asked pulling Emma out of her daydreams.

"Shit!" Emma said feeling ridiculous embarrassed "I haven't. I'm sorry, I totally forgot"

"I asked you almost a week ago"

"I know, I know," Emma said "Believe it or not we have a lot of work at the station already"

"Well, I supposed I'll just have to take a cab to work today"

"What? No! Of course not" Emma said "I'll drive you"

"I have to go now and you are still naked under the sheets" Regina smirked.

"Just give me five minutes," Emma said already rosing from the bed "I just need to wash my hands and brush my teeth"

"Five minutes and I'm calling a cab," Regina said "I'll be in the kitchen"

Emma hurried to the bathroom spreading toothpaste on the toothbrush and peeing while brushing her teeth. She flushed the toilet and spit out the foam on the sink and then washed her face before hurrying to the bedroom to put on her jeans and a tank top. She didn't make it downstairs in five minutes, but eight was good enough all things considered. She drove Regina to work and got slightly annoyed when Robin called her again. She hoped to hell there was a serious crisis happening for him to call Regina twice before nine am.

After dropping Regina at work, Emma drove to Granny's. She was starved! She didn't have time for breakfast before leaving the house and after their little workout session this morning, Emma could kill for eggs and bacon. She entered Granny's the familiar sound of the bell on top of the door welcomed her inside the dinner.

"Hey, Ems," Ruby said when she walked past by her "What can I get ya?"

"Hi, Rubes," Emma said sitting by the counter "Eggs and bacon, please. Oh, and a cup of coffee"

"No cocoa this morning?" Ruby asked.

"I need something stronger" Emma joked "Thanks"

"Coming right up"

She walked away to the kitchen and Emma took her phone from inside the jacket. She sent a quick text to Regina saying she misses her and then checked Storybrooke's journal. How the hell did that journal stayed in business, Emma had no idea. She texted Elsa asking if she could stop by the shop later and the second she hit sent, Regina texted her back saying she missed her too. How could one possibly not smile at that?

"Is that Regina?" Ruby asked placing Emma's order in front of her.

"What?"

"You have a stupid smile," Ruby said "Nowadays, that can only mean Regina"

"Oh" Emma shook her hand "Yeah, it's…it's her"

"She wasn't upset, was she?" Ruby asked "I mean, too upset!"

"About what?"

"About us showing up the other day," Ruby said, "You saw that I text you, right?"

"I did," Emma said, "About that Ruby…"

"What?"

"You can't do that! Not anymore"

"What do you mean?"

"Show up in my house like that" Emma said again "Don't do that. If I don't respond to your text, presume you cannot act on it"

"Oh. I guess things did change, then" Ruby said "Her house her rules, right?"

"Our house," Emma said back angrily "It's our house"

"I don't remember checking with you before showing up at the loft"

"And that was my mistake," Emma said dryly.

"Okay. Do you want me to apologize to Regina?" Ruby asked "It seems that is all I do since she arrived in town"

"You don't," Emma said softly now "Just don't do it again, okay?"

"Yep! No problem" Ruby said "I have to go. Dr. Whale is here"

Emma continued to eat her breakfast. She was nearly done when Elsa texted her back saying she was free in the shop for now. Emma paid for the food and entered her bug again, driving to Any given sundae.

"Hi Els," Emma said entering the ice cream place.

"Emma! Hi! I'm tired"

"It's not even ten yet," Emma said as she took a seat.

"I know. But kids are coming and going all day. Aren't they supposed to be at school?"

"Beats me"

"Is everything okay?" Elsa asked sitting across from Emma.

"Yeah! I was just with Ruby…"

"And?"

"Nothing! She apologized for what she did that other day. It was nice of her"

"Emma, you do realize she did that on purpose right?" Elsa asked.

"You sound like Regina now!" Emma smirked.

"Good!" Elsa says "Because she is right and so am I"

"I don't know, Els," Emma said "I mean, we do have a tradition of watching that show together. And she did call me. And texted"

"Then why didn't she go to the loft?" Elsa asked.

"That…is actually a good question"

"Ruby still likes you, Emma," Elsa said "Just, be careful okay?"

"Careful?" Emma smirked "Are you hanging out with Regina behind my back?"

"You could learn a thing or two from her"

"Haha. Can I have my free ice cream, please"

"Emma, it's not even ten!"

"Why would you open if you don't want to sell ice cream in the morning?"

"Fine!" Elsa said standing up "But don't tell Regina I gave you ice cream. I like that she likes me"

Emma laughed wholeheartedly and waited until Elsa came back with the ice cream. They chatted some more, leaving the whole Ruby issue behind. By lunchtime, Emma called Regina to ask if she wanted to have lunch together but she was too busy and considering Emma didn't want to have too much trouble, she ended up making a cold sandwich. She tried to watch a movie but ended up sleeping halfway through it, only waking up again when the credits were rolling.

When six pm finally hit, Emma drove all the way to the stables again to pick up Regina remembering that she forgot to take her car to Billy. Again! Regina was going to murder her and with reason. She had no idea why she kept forgetting about that. She enjoyed driving Regina to work, sure, but that was just becoming ridiculous. She parked the bug in the outside area and walked to Regina's office. She could see that the light was on and she didn't bother knocking before pushing the door open. And what she saw made her heart stop beating for a second or two. She saw Regina up on a chair losing her balance while getting something from the bookcase but what truly made her heart stop and features hardened was the sight of Robin placing one hand on her hip and another too close to her ass to give her balance.

"Get your fucking hands off of her" Emma screamed.

"Emma!" Regina scolded, eyeing her for the first time.

"Seriously, get your fucking hands off my girlfriend"

"Sorry," Robin said hands off Regina now "I just didn't want her to fall"

"You don't have to apologize, Robin," Regina said "Thank you for your assistance"

"Of course. I'm leaving now" Robin said as he walked by Emma "Goodnight, Emma"

Emma didn't answer him and he didn't bother to wait for a response either. He closed the door behind him, leaving Emma and Regina alone in the office.

"Regina, what the hell?"

"What the hell?" Regina said angrily "You have just embarrassed me in front of my subordinate"

"He was fucking touching you"

"Oh my God, Emma," Regina said letting out a puff of air "I was about to fall. He was just making sure I didn't land on my ass"

"Yeah, because his hands were already there"

"He didn't touch my ass, Emma," Regina said "I would never allow that"

"I know," Emma said falling onto the chair "I'm sorry"

"I'll let that slide, but please, don't do that again"

"Right, of course," Emma said "Ready to go?"

"Indeed"

They walked together to the bug but the drive back home was silent. Regina didn't bother making dinner and told Emma she had work to do before locking herself in the study. Emma for her part lost her appetite and went upstairs looking at social media to make the time pass faster. She wanted to apologize to Regina again, but something inside didn't let her. It was so obvious to her that Robin liked her. The guy didn't even bother to pretend anymore. How could she possibly not see that? Unless…Unless she liked it. Unless Regina secretly enjoyed knowing the man was in love with her. Maybe she enjoyed the attention. Emma shook her head and pushed those thoughts aside. Regina was not like that. She wasn't like Lily. She rose from the bed and washed her face in the bathroom sink before changing into an oversize shirt. She fell asleep before Regina made her way up to their room.