"Hey guys, Ogameba69 here, got another cool stream for you all" This was Obama disguised as his secret GAMER identity, Ogameba69. Gamers in today's society are still an oppressed minority. "Uhhhhh, today I am going to join my friend AOC's stream of the hit popular game Amongus. Im sure there will be, uhhhhhhh, plenty o to have. Also before you ask, yes she's a girl, and yes she plays video games. This is not up for debate, CHARLIE".
Obama crawls into the computer, physically entering the video game. "All right, uhhhh, I am currently playing as the imposter, which means I must kill. Lets go see if, uhhh, anyone is hiding in electrical." Impobamaster slithers into electrical only to see yellow, aka username HillDawg420blzit. Obama pulls out a glock and shoots her, leaving nothing but half of her body lying there.
It was at this moment that someone else joins in. The red player username FeelDaBern1917. "Uhhh, don't hit report"
"Obamah I gotta hit that report button."
"No pls"
"Im gonna do it."
Suddenly the report button is hit. Ben Shaprio, username Feetlicker9000, has been found dead in Navigation by AOC, username A.O.C. (Stands for Ally of Catgirls).
"Yeah Feetlicker was being really SUS and following me around so I killed him."
The crewmates nodded in agreement.
"Hold on," said username TheBigDinUrPrageurU, "That sounds like YOU killed him, and are therefore given the rank of SUS!"
"This guy bothering you, Queen?" username SendHerBack...ToCongress said in AOC's defense.
"Yeah, get his ass"
"Wait, you're all making a mistake." TheBigDInUrPrageurU screamed as he was ejected into the void of SPACE (Big).
There were now only 7 remaining, as the crew returned to their tasks.
Obama decided to turn out the lights, reducing visibility. He ran into username RonPaulDragRace2012 at the card swipe.
"This is alot like taxes" Paul muttered unsurely right before his neck was snapped by our unknown assailant.
The lights go back on revealing username FeelDaBern1917 was also in the room.
"I saw you do that"
"Oh, yeah, uhhhhh, try to see this!" Obama said, venting away to another part of the map.
Suddenly the emergency button was pressed. Username TurtleLovr2000 had called the meeting. "Hey guys, isn't it a little weird that RidenBiden46 has not moved the entire game?"
"Yeah kinda Sus. Big SUS. Low energy. Gotta get him outta here" username MAGACOCK2020 agreed, pushing him out the airlock.
"Hey, you can't do that, we need to vote!" FeelDaBern1917 accused.
"Nah, the vote was rigged. Im just gonna push em out. The people, they tell me that I should do this. And I sure do love them. My people, I mean. Strong people. The best. Gotta love em."
The round resumes, TurtleLovr2000 was found dead next, SendHerBack...ToCongress.
"Lets agree, at least, to vote this asshole out." FeelDaBern1917 says. In a very woke and inspiring scene, our heroes vote MAGACOCK2020 out of the airlock and into space, thus undoing all of his wrongs.
However, this did not solve much, and FeelDaBern1917 was worried. "Somethings off, eight people are dead, there's a maximum of 10 players, and there are three of us left." He suddenly turns completely pale as he looks at Obama, "Just What are you?"
Obama starts growing, and consumes everything in his wake. AOC, FeelDaBern1917, the ship itself, all are consumed by his insatiable hunger. Then he looks at your computer screen. He sees you reading this. He climbs out of your computer and is coming for you. You are the final crewmate.
