Obama pulls out a gun. "Howdy partner" He was wearing a cowboy hat also along with the classic Assless chaps of the cowfolk who lived in the wildwest during the lifetime on John Wayne (the actor).

Special guest star LilNas the 10th was also with Obama. "Hey guys, happy holidays, from all of us here in the Obama Tales. Lets make 2019 the best year yet!"

Obama said in his mouth "Aye, lets drink to that" he pulls out a non-alcoholic root beer because Obama wants to be a good influence on the children. Then he uses his powers of president to create the Holiday tree, where Obama will put all the presents under. As least if you were good this year ;).

"Hey Obama, lets sing some Christmas carrols?" Said LilNasIV.

"Great Idea," said Obama and he begans to singing,

"Im gonna take my Sleigh to the Northpole road, and uhhhhhhhhh, jingle till I can't no more".

Nas joins in "I got my reindeer in the back, presents in a sack, suit thats red and black, and a christmas hat to match"

The singing was festive and happy for all, everyone that is except mister Prageur University, also known as Denis, who was not=ne to happy about the celebrations of this very festivities.

"Hello, Im Denis Preageur, and this is THE War on Christmas. I must destroy Obama, and make him say 'Merry Christmas' and not 'Happy Holidays'." he said by the Christmas Fireplace.

Obama smugly, "Actually it is Happle Holidays because I celebrate all of the winter holidays" Obama takes out the Kwanzaa candle to show that he means business.

Denis Pragues scowls the awfulests of foul faces, "We shall duel and noon"

"Obama accepts your invitation" says Lilnas.

The clock was 11:56. In just 4 minutes Obama would have to face off against his strongest foe since John Travolta. Obama used his special Holiday that was festive. Denis Praguers gun on the other hand was specially designed to own libs (by shooting them and also had bullets).

They stood against eachother. Duck (from the farm) was a neutral party and was moderating the debate. "Quack" said he.

Obama and Denis took 10 paces and turned around and they both shot at eachoteer at the same exact time except Obama is the FASTEST DRAW IN THE WEST! The Obama Bullet (Obullet) hit Denis Pragurs bullet and smacked it aside and then continued into the Denis who was then hit!

Obama Cheered, the war on Christmas was over and we Won! Christmas was destroyed and replaced with Communism (bad) and we all lived happily ever after the end. Please read this to your children, I know I will, and lets all make 2019 the best year ever! Happy Holidays from the Obama Tales Team.