We take our journey to the beautiful and cold reaches of Pravda Girls High School. As always, read, review, lemme know what sucks and what doesn't.


"Hector-san, stop moving!"

The large American struggled to comply, but to be honest, Saki didnt exactly have an eye for fitting clothes like he'd hoped she did. Or maybe she did, and just wanted this collar extra tight on him. He couldn't tell with that girl, really.

He was standing amongst the entire Rabbit team, as they fit him into his new button down shirt and slacks that would pass him off as a generic American staff member aboard Pravda high. Azusa was currently fixing his tie (he requested a clip-on, but she wouldn't have any of it, saying it would 'ruin his character'). The girls had come up with an entire backstory for him, which he really didnt think hed need, but the thought was nice. Only his little film addicts could come up with the name Jack Ryan for this mission, though

Across the way in the other room, Nina was getting fitted into her Pravda uniform they had provided her. He really wasnr too keen on this whole mission; He'd stick out like a sore thumb, and he dounted that Pravda would be so lax as to not actually check their staff records when he came aboard. Still, it was the hest theyd come up with in the amount of time they had, so he'd do his best to make sure him and Nina made it out alright.


Nina was, if she was being honest with herself, very unsuited to undercover work. She cared too much, was too nice, and was unwilling to use people for her own gain at their expense. Honestly, it was a testament to Klara's training that shed managed to come up with her little scheme and actually implement it. She felt bad for Hector - she did! - but this was Sensha-Dō. Besides, Nonna and Klara may be frightening, but theyd never actually hurt anyone. Personally, Nina was doubtful such a big strong American would even be intimidated; after all, they never were in the movies.

Her phone pinged with a text from her Russian mentor; The trap was laid, and Nonna and Klara were ready. Now all that remained was to spring it.


"Papers, please!"

Hector handed over his forged documents to the girl who asked, Nina walking up to the other girl on the opposite desk and doing the same.

The small girl hummed a tune to herself, checking document after document and circling things. Hector began tapping his foot in annoyance, and a bit of nervousness; If this girl wasnas attentive as she looked, he was screwed.

His saving grace, ironically, came from the girl in the opposite desk, who sped Nina through in record time.

"Arstotzka, please, you're holding up the line!"

Hectors agent glared at her, not putting his papers down as she spoke

"Well, excuse me, some of us like to be thorough with our work! Unlike some people I could mention, Kolechia!"

"Well maybe if you didnt take so long, we wouldn't have to stay late to check people in!"

The two girls continued bickering, getting up and in eachothers faces, before Nina snuck behind the girls and up to the front desk

Hector raised his eyebrows at her, shaking his head subtly to try and ward her off. What was she doing!?

His answer came when she stamped his paperwork and waved him over, the crowd of people behid him and the other agents preoccupied with trying to stop the catfight about to erupt between the two border agents. Before anyone could notice, he walked through the checkpoint, collected his papers and beating a hasty retreat, Nina in tow.

"Nice job, Nina. You're a natural!"

"Th-thank you! But it was just luck, really..."

Accepting her humility, the grateful newly minted Jack Ryan let her take the lead, walking through the corridors of the ship quickly


Nina grimaced; She thought those two girls had agreed to a truce earlier, and was hoping even more that Hector got Kolechia. She was always the easier of the two to deal with, accepting a few bribes here and there and trying to speed people through, unlike her co-worker.

Walking down the halls, Nina pretended to read the map theyd been given. She turned right, down several decks, and arrived at the door they were meant to enter.

"Here, the plans should be inside there, along with a team roster! Y-youll have to go in, as only teachers have access to these rooms at all times..."

'Jack Ryan' nodded, "Right. Dont wanna make you suspicious. Wait here, I'll grab what I can, and then we can head over to the hangars and lay eyes on the tanks."

He opened the door, entering the room and looking around. But instead of finding an empty meeting room, he saw only a single chair behind a table.

"Nina, I think this is the wrong-"

SLAM

Hector whirled around, seeing the door slam shut and seeing two taller girls staring at him, one holding a small blow dart tube by her side.

"Who the hell-!?"

"Klara!"

The blonde haired girl raised the tube to her lips. Hector tried dodge, but felt a prick on his chest and his body get heavy. As he sank to his knees, his last sight was the door opening, Nina walking in with a regretful frown on her face


"Good work, Nina. You have played your part excellently"

To the first years ears, the praise was bittersweet; Sure, she had done well for school, but shed betrayed Hector. He'd been nothing but nice to her, allowing her to use his shoulder as a pillow on the long trip there, and helping her carry any equipment theyd needed.

"Th-thank you Miss Klara, Miss Nonna... but Please, do not hurt him..."

Nonna's gaze didnt leave the slumped form of her mewest captive; "That is no longer your concern, Nina. Now, report to Katyusha for your next assignment. We shall handle the spy from here."

Leaving the room, Nina couldnt help but feel a sense of dread as the door closed forbiddingly. Still, she was a loyal girl of Pravda, and would do hee duty.


Hector awoke groggy, but couldn't remember drinking anything. From his left, a pretty voice in an accent he swear he knew but couldnt place gently came to his ears

"Good morning, Mister Ryan."

"Mmph... 'oos ryan?"

From hi other side, a similar voice, slightly darker and much colder spoke

"That would be you. Or perhaps Mister Perkins would be more accurate?"

Slowly he came around, opening his eyes to see a single dim lamp on a desk in front of him. He tried to stand, but was prevented by two leather straps on his arms, attatched to the chair, and two more strapping his legs.

"... Where am i??"

Two girls walked around the desk, one dark haired and the other platinum blonde. They were extraordinarily beautiful, and that was saying something, seeing as how he spent most of his time around beautiful women already. But what drew his attention were their eyes; Cold and calculating, and he felt a shiver run up his spine.

"You almost got past us, Mister Perkins. But Nina was loyal to the end. You, unfortunately, were too foolish to see it. And now you are at the mercy of Katyusha's NKVD"

He glared defiantly at the two girls, "Do your worst."

The blonde only raised an eyebrow, but the brunette responded

"Very well. Klara, bring the film."

Klara nodded, producing a metal box which Nonna opened. On the table, she gently laid a large roll of film.

"You gonna show me a movie? I'm unimpressed."

Nonna dragged her finger along the table, walking over to the wall and turning the lights on, revealing hammers, saws, and chisels on a tool rack. Carefully and deliberately, she selected a small ball peen hammer and walked back to the table.

"No, we will not be showing you this film. In fact, we shall not be showing this film to anyone else, should you refuse to cooperate. Before me, sits the only complete copy ever known of the film Cleopatra. I'm sure you are familiar with its significance, knowing your precious Rabbits."

Hector began sweating; Azusa and the girls would absolutely die if they knew this film existed, and would be inconsolable if it was damaged in any way.

He swallowed hard, trying to remain defiant

"Do you expect me to talk?"

Nonna simply stated at him; "No, Mister Perkins, I expect you to cry!"

Just as she raised the hammer, the door slammed open, startling everyone in the room

"NONNA! KLARA! I told you to let me know when the prisoner was captured! I wished to interrogate him... my... self..."

Storming into the room, a tiny blonde haired girl stood still, staring at Hector with her mouth hanging open.

"Katyusha-san! You should be down for your nap right now, yes? Let us handle this spy."

As the two began arguing, Hector couldnt tear his eyes away from the girl in the green jumpsuit. She was short; shorter even than Nina, and had a baby-like face, shouting in indignation about how she didnt need a nap. She was...

Adorable.

Hector felt something stirring within him at the sight of her; it was like when he saw the Rabbit team girls, but so much stronger. His hand, subconsciously, tried to reach out to pat her head, drawing the attention of his captors again.

The girl's hard glare turned soft at the sight of him, and the two taller women watched.

"Y-you are Katyushas prisoner?"

Not trusting his voice, Hector only nodded

The girls face grew red, and she shuffled her feet

"Uhm... I... That is to say... W-welcome... To Pravda..."


Nonna was internally dancing for joy; though her face remained stoic, she couldn't help but snap picture after picture on her phone of her Katyusha being so adorably flustered. These were going straight to the Katyusha diary, for certain. But what really drew her intrest was the way her prisoner gazed at Katyushas mighty self; She recognized that look. She and Klara had held it many times before. It would seem that this American was more like them than previously thought.

Moving twords her target, she saw Klara had the same thoughts. She gently pushed Katyusha to the side, sliding behind Hector and whispering into his ear

"Magnificent, isnt she?"

Klara joined in, "Да, You know, she fights it, but she really does need her naps."

"K-Klara!"

"It is true. Dont you wish to... read her a bedtime story?"

At that mention, Hector visibly shook

"N-no!"

"Perhaps make her lunch for school?" Klara added

"KLARA! NONNA!"

Nonna smiled inwardly, seeing the resistance of her prisoner being slowly broken


We have ways of making you talk, Tovarich. Also, spot the reference.

I wanted to combine Sensha-Dō with a bit of cold-war fuckery here, and make Hectors loli-protection instincts a crack in his armor that could be exploited. Hes demonstrated it alot with the Rabbit team so far, and in my mind thats sort of his thing, aside from just being large.

I also think it would be funny for Katyusha to have a crush on him and him treat her like a little kid like Nonna does. Its not really explored a whole lot in the anime, but she is the same age as Nonna and resents that fact alot. Worry not, there will be no lewding of the loli stalin, I just think Katyusha with a crush is cute.

I also have no plans for Nonna or Klara to be romantically involved with him, I just dont see them doing that. They belong to Glorious Katyusha, and Katyusha alone.