Author's Note:

This is a request from Guest I Guess. This one is a drabble...because I couldn't come up with anything longer.

Look who couldn't come up with a title...again. Help?

"No, no, no. You are spending time with actual people."

"Oof."

"And you too! You need to spend time with someone besides your girlfriend!"

Percy stopped looking so smug. "Excuse you?"

Jason blushed a little, but stood his ground. "You heard me."

"And if I just ignore you?" Nico asked, unimpressed.

"Then...then I'll tell Will on you!"

"Ooooooo!"

"Shut up, Jackson. Fine. What do you want me to do?"

"I don't know...play a game? Eat something? You know...normal human stuff?"

Nico sucked in his breath, and sighed. "Fine. We can go to McDonalds."

Percy shook his head and clucked his tongue. "Oh, Death boy. Surely you know you're dealing with the mom of the friend group. He's just going to say-"

"McDonalds isn't healthy, it'll kill you someday!" Jason jumped in.

"Yup, that."

Nico glared. "Take it or leave it. And don't call me Death boy."

Jason hesitated. "Okay. Okay, McDonalds it is. But I sure as heck am not eating anything off their menu."

"Now, aren't you glad I ordered extra fries?"

"Thif changeth nofing!" Jason answered, his mouth full of french fries. "It's still unhealthy af."

Percy mock gasped, spilling a few fries that the pigeons immediately swooped down to peck at. "Jason Grace, swearing?! You wait until I tell your big sister!"

"It wasn't swearing! It was an acronym!"

"Yeah, an acronym for 'as fuck'"

"Are we done here? Can I stop...socializing?"

It was unclear if Jason was pretending to be hurt, or if he actually was. "You don't like spending time with us?"

"It may come as a shock, but I do sometimes plan other things to do."

"Yeah, well all our plans are on hold." Percy said, taking Riptide out of his pocket. "The pigeons that have been following us are Stymphalian birds. In other words, problems. Anyone got horrible music? Nico?"

"Low blow, Jackson."

"We don't need music." Jason said. "Let's unleash some Big Three butt whoop on them."

Author's Note:

Look, I...I had zero ideas. So it's short.

Shout-outs will be in the next chapter bc they got posted at the same time, thanks for being patient, byyyyyyye!