Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the real final four campers were dumped onto a beach by Chef, who split them into two teams, boys and girls, and told them to try and find their way back to the campgrounds. Each got their own duffel bag full of supplies, the boys ended up getting the map while the girls got the compass. The girls had a nice run-in with Sasquatchanakwa, who chased them and, eventually, the boys into a tree. When they split up again, Duke was sidetracked by hunger and cut deeply into their time. Desiree and Veronica, on the other hand, broke their compass in an argument. Though the boys were in the lead and almost won the challenge, they gave up the win to save an injured Veronica from the crazed Sasquatchanakwa, letting Desiree snag the win. But, in a shocking turn of events, at the end of the night, Veronica was eliminated due to her broken leg, leaving just three campers left on the island. Only one more camper to go until we hit the finale, who's it gonna be? Find out, right now, on Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on Chris, who is standing near a new stage on the docks. It cuts to Chef dropping the campers onto the beach with their duffel bags and them searching the bags. The girls are seen running from Sasquatchanakwa and the boys are shown joining them shortly after. Duke is then seen chasing after the raccoon and being followed by Percival, further into the woods. Veronica and Desiree are seen fighting over the compass and then not talking to each other as they walked through the woods. The boys are shown about to win, followed by Veronica getting pinned by a rock. They're then seen running back to help her and Desiree walking by like nothing happened and winning the challenge. Veronica is finally seen giving an emotional goodbye to the guys before leaving the island. The camera cuts back to Chris, who finishes his intro before the opening plays. When it finishes, the camera opens up on the three campers sitting outside the cabins, the two boys still glaring angrily at Desiree. She sticks her tongue out at them and laughs.
Desiree (Confessional): Last challenge was great! I got rid of that pesky Veronica, and now just the two guys are left! It's smooth sailing for me, now.
Percival (Confessional): That Desiree has proven to be just as intolerable as Annalise and Wendell. I can't wait to send her packing today.
Duke (Confessional): Nobody messes with my buddies like that. You're going down.
Chris's voice comes booming from the loud speakers outside of the cabins.
Chris: Attention campers! Meet me at the dock of shame, pronto, for your next challenge!
The camera cuts to all three of the campers sitting down at a table on the stage near the dock of shame. A wheel with all of the losers faces is seen behind Chris, who is at a podium with a microphone. The campers look at the wheel in curiosity, wondering what it's for.
Chris: Welcome to the challenge that will decide which of the three of you are making it to the finale! Behind me is a wheel with, as you may see, all of the losers on it! From Rolf to Veronica, all of them are up there. We asked them to submit dares for you guys to complete. When it's your turn, you'll spin the wheel. Whoever's face you land on will determine what dare you'll be doing. You can do a couple of things once you get a dare. A) You do the dare yourself and earn a freebie bottle, which will let you avoid doing any one dare that you happen to get. B) You give the dare to somebody else and they can do it, but won't earn a freebie for it. And C) You can opt out of doing the dare, but you will automatically lose the challenge and be forced to walk the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and leave the island!
The campers gulp and look at each other as Chris and Chef chuckle a little between themselves.
Chris: Alright, now to get the ball rolling...Duke, you're up first.
Duke walks up to the wheel and spins it as hard as he can. It spins and spins until it eventually slows down and stops on Bobby's face.
Chris: Alright! Bobby's dare was...drink a glass of toilet water out of Chef's boot.
Duke scratches his head and shrugs.
Duke: Sure, why not? That ain't that bad.
Chris's face changes from smug to concerned as Chef brings on the beverage.
Chris: Alright then, dude. Have at it.
Duke grabs the boot and pours the water down his throat, wiping his mouth after and not seeming to care much. Desiree gags at the sight as he grabs his freebie bottle and heads back to his seat. Percival even looks somewhat disgusted by the act.
Chris: Okay, that was gross. Anyways, Desiree is up.
Desiree spins the wheel and it lands on Annalise. She sighs in relief.
Desiree: Oh! That's my girl! Come on, give it to me!
Chris: Let's see...Annalise's dare was to pour Chef's slop in your shoes and wear them for the rest of the day.
Desiree: Oh, no way! Give that to Percival!
Percival rolls his eyes and takes his boots off, letting Chef pour his food into them before stepping back into them and cringing as his feet touch the mush.
Percival: Happy now?
Desiree: Absolutely!
Chris: And Percival, it's now your turn!
Percival spins the wheel, landing on Roxy's face.
Chris: Put a harmonica in your mouth and have Chef hit you in the knee with a frying pan!
Percival: Back up here with you, Desiree.
He walks back to his seat, making squishing sounds as he does, and she gets back up. She puts the harmonica in her mouth and Chef hits her knee with a frying pan, causing her eyes to widen and the harmonica to play a funny tune. The two boys laugh at her and fist bump. The camera cuts forward to show Duke spinning the wheel again, landing on Leslie's face.
Chris: Eat a sponge that was used to clean the communal toilets.
Duke: No way, Desiree, you do it!
Desiree: Chris, that's not fair! They're ganging up on me!
Chris: No rule against that! Better get to chewing!
Chef brings a foul smelling sponge forth, with flies surrounding it. As she grabs it, she inhales once, causing her to tear up as she chews as fast as she can, finishing the sponge while Chris vomits in his mouth, but swallows it. She spins the wheel, looking sick to her stomach as it lands on Rolf.
Chris: Be tossed off the thousand foot cliff while inside a barrel!
She points at Percival and slowly walks back to her seat. The knight is shown being shoved into a barrel by Chef and thrown off the cliff, the barrel bursting as soon as it hits the water. Once he makes his way back to the stage, he spins the wheel and lands on Gene.
Chris: Lick the kitchen floor, door to door!
Percival passes the challenge on to Desiree, who is then seen licking the entire kitchen floor. Duke is then shown spinning the wheel again, landing on Elicia.
Chris: Perform a very soulful rendition of "Amazing Grace" to a cave full of sleeping bears.
Duke: Oh no. I ain't singing. Desiree, you do it.
She grates her teeth and walks into the bear cave, as she begins to sing her heart out inside, the bears growl and she screams, running out of the cave. She returns to the stage and spins the wheel, landing on Veronica.
Desiree: Ha! What could she have possibly said for her dare?
Chris: Go skydiving without a parachute over the man-eating shark infested lake!
Desiree gulps and looks over at the other two.
Desiree: Make Duke do that one.
Duke: No way! I'm using my freebie!
Chris: Suit yourself.
Chef takes the freebie bottle back from Duke, who sighs in relief. Percival then spins the wheel, landing on Claudia.
Chris: Shove a handful of poison ivy down your underwear.
Percival looks over at Desiree with a devious look on his face. She glares at him and shoves the plant into her pants, instantly wincing from the itching and running into the lake.
Desiree (Confessional): I hate these people.
She returns to the stage as Duke spins the wheel and lands on Lukas. He laughs it off, thinking very little of whatever it may be.
Chris: Throw your most prized possession into the lake.
Duke gets a very serious look on his face.
Duke: Nope. Not doing that. I pass it to Desiree.
Duke (Confessional): I'm not parting with my turnbuckle, no way.
Desiree: But...but...fine...
Desiree looks down sadly and grabs a journal from underneath her seat. She gets up and walks to the end of the dock, tossing it into the lake and almost tearing up from the deed. As she walks back to her seat, the guys look at her in confusion.
Percival: What even was that?
Desiree: Peggy's diary...
Duke: Woah! That's not cool.
Chris laughs and the camera cuts to Playa Des Losers, where everyone is watching the show on a tv.
Peggy: What the? Hey!
It cuts back to the game, where Percival is seen spinning the wheel, landing on Colleen's face.
Percival: Oh, wonderful. My favorite person. Alright, Chris. What is it? What could she possibly have suggested as her challenge.
Chris: Colleen's challenge is to tightrope walk above the alligator pit while holding two buckets of fish.
Percival gulps and Desiree is laughing in her seat.
Desiree (Confessional): I guess Colleen is good for something! Who would've thought?
The camera cuts ahead to reveal Percival approaching the alligator pit with his fish buckets. Chris and the other campers stand a little behind him, watching in anticipation. Finally, he takes the first step onto the tightrope before him, quickly getting to the middle of it. As the alligators smell the fish, they snap up at him, shaking his balance and causing the other three to quiver in fear. He eventually regains his composure and manages to complete the challenge. Duke and Chris sigh in relief while Desiree rolls her eyes. The camera then cuts back to the stage, where Percival is now holding a freebie at his seat. Desiree is seen at the wheel know, spinning it. It slows to a stop and lands on Lyle.
Chris: Lyle's challenge...eat the leftover crumbs off of what used to be Bobby's bed!
Desiree: Pass, Duke can do that one. That is way too gross.
Duke sighs and heads to the cabins. As he enters them, he points at Bobby's old bed in a challenging sort of way, before approaching it and picking the crumbs off of it and eating them. He doesn't seem to have much of a reaction to this, though Chris, watching him through a screen on the stage, gags. He finally finishes before returning to the stage, glaring at Desiree, who snickers. He then approaches the wheel and spins it viciously, causing it to eventually stop on Francis' face.
Duke: Francis! I miss that guy! What's he got for me?
Chris: Hm...Francis' challenge is to shovel sand into your mouth and swallow it all!
Duke: I think I've had enough of the junk food for one day, how about you do this one Desiree?
Desiree: Of course. What did I expect?
She gets up from her seat and starts towards the beach, being followed by the other two and Chris. As she kneels down into the sand and prepares to grab a handful, Chris stops her.
Chris: Ahem. He said shovel.
Chris holds out a small beach shovel to her, to which she rolls her eyes. She then proceeds to get an enormous scoop of island sand and pour it into her mouth. Her eyes widen and fill with tears as she painfully swallows the sand. The two boys chuckle and fist bump as she finishes the challenge, shooting an angry glare their way. They then return to the stage.
Chris (Confessional): Oh, man. People will do anything for money! It's the funniest thing!
Duke (Confessional): I've never felt this horrible before. Like, my muscles feel like they are about to explode.
Percival (Confessional): Chris is the most demented person on the face of this planet! He let people who lost a chance at a million dollars force the remaining competitors to do their bidding? Literal torture!
Desiree (Confessional): Curse those two...I hate this show!
Chris: Alright, Desiree. Since the boys keep targeting you, you can get your turn early this round..
She walks over and spins the wheel while Percival rolls her eyes at her., causing it to slowly spin until it lands on Wendell's face. All three of the campers get wide-eyed in fear of what they may have to do.
Chris: Well, I gotta say. There's some bad dares in here, but this is definitely going to be the one to stop the challenge and send on of you guys off the island. Wendell's dare...voluntarily leave the show via the boat of losers, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Desiree gets the most devilish look on her face as she turns to face the boys, who look angry.
Percival: Hey! You can't let them do something like that!
Chris: I'm sorry, who makes the rules here? Is it you? No? I didn't think so.
Duke: But that's an instant loss for anyone!
Chris: Well then, you should've thought about the price you'd pay for pushing all of your challenges onto another camper rather than facing any of them on your own. Kinda sucks now, doesn't it.
Desiree looks between the two of them as intense music starts to play.
Desiree: Well, well, well. It looks like I have two options here and, since Percival has a freebie, I guess that means that I'll just have to pass this dare off to Duke!
Duke and Percival gasp as Chef approaches the former with his belongings.
Chris: Well, Duke. It's been quite a ride. Third place isn't that bad, you know.
Percival: Duke, it's been a honor.
Duke: Agreed. Make sure you stomp her out in the finale.
The two fist bump one last time as Duke heads off to the boat of losers while Desiree snickers to herself.
Desiree (Confessional): Thank you, Wendell! Hello, finale!
Percival (Confessional): She's done too many friends dirty. Next week, it'll be time for some payback.
The boat is seen setting off into the distance and Chris pulls the two remaining campers close together.
Chris: Well, folks. It's almost been a full eight weeks since the campers arrived on the island, and we're finally left with just two contestants. Who will win? Will it be the blabbermouth or prince charming? Find out on the next and final episode of Total. Drama. ISLAND!
