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"Minato! I think my water's broken, dattebane!"

Minato turns. Kushina is hunched by the counter, clutching her belly. "Minato!" she screeches, and water puddles on the floor beneath her, "My water is totally breaking, dattebane!"

"Oh crap! Naruto!" Minato runs.

"Dad! What's going on? Is Ma-"

"Your mom's in labor, we need to hurry-"

"The baby's coming, dattebane!"

He uses his flying raijin to teleport toward Obito, who's sitting in his office. "Obito, Kushina's in labor, I need you to teleport us to the hospital!" Minato says. Obito stands, but Minato yanks him by the collar and uses his flying raijin to fling themselves back to the house.

"Everybody hold on," Obito says, and Minato and Naruto and Kushina grab onto Obito's arms, and they all swirl toward the hospital.

They land in the middle of the ER, where all the civilians stop and gape at them.

"Oh shit," one of the nurses says. "More ninjas."

"Obito where are we?" Minato says. Obito blinks.

"Oh, sorry, this is always where I take Rin, I'll take us to the shinobi hospital-"

"THE BABY IS COMING, DATTEBANE!"

"Someone get this woman a wheelchair," a nurse says, and they wheel her out of the waiting room.