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(The faceless no-named player sighs and ejects the disk.)
(After being gone for so long, the disk has gotten pretty dusty, and so has the PS3 slim.)
*Short cleaning montage ensues*
(Finished with the cleaning, the player inserts the disk, skips the opening, and finally gets back to where he left off.)
INT-MUSHROOM MALL-FOOD COURT-DAY
(Minutes later, Naruto and the gang are now seated on a large round table eating lunch.)
Lunch Trays
Naruto-Chow Mein beef & peppers with a fruit punch tea from Panda Express.
Tails- A chicken Mcnugget kids meal with apple dippers and a HIC from McDonald's.
Sakura-Grilled Teryaki chicken with a side order of two eggrolls and lemonade from Panda
Express.
Drake-A large BBQ King Bacon Burger meal with coke and sprite from Burger King.
Note- Ever mixed your drinks from a drink machine? I used to do that a lot when I was little, mostly at Chuckie E. Cheese, some would give me a weird look for doing that while other kids did the same.
(Drake for some odd reason breaks the 4th wall by giving us a thumbs up.)
Drake: I'm lovin' it!
Sakura: Hm?
Drake: Nothing, nothing. (Chuckles)
Drake: Narts, would it kill ya' to try eating something different next time?
Drake: Every time we travel one place to the next, all you ever ate was Chinese food.
(Naruto grudgingly agrees, nodding as he finishes slurping his noodles.)
Naruto: (Saddened) I know, but I can't help it...
Naruto: This is the closest thing I'll get to eating ramen.
Drake: Yeah, that's another thing, you gotta layoff the noodles in general, it's unhealthy.
(Drake pulls out his wallet flipping through a mini photobook.)
Drake: Keep that up and you'll end up like how I was when I had an ass-load of free donuts.
(Drake shows off a picture of Donut Drake.)
Note: For those who haven't played the games, Donut Drake is an unlockable skin of a fat version Drake from the Uncharted Trilogy. Unfortunately, it didn't come back in 4 because they said they've gotten "too mature" for that. I don't think it's ever explained, but I always liked to think Drake did look like that in canon at one point in his life.
Tails: Whoa!
Naruto: (Wry) (Wow, didn't think anyone would be fatter than Choji.)
Sakura: (Exclaiming) Ew, how many donuts did you go through to get like that!?
Drake: Can't remember, I passed out and woke up in the hospital about a day later.
(Drake thinks for a second, trying to remember the closest number of donuts he devoured.)
Drake: I'm pretty sure it was around 500-ish or so. (Sips drink.)
Naruto: I...I'll try something new next time, I promise.
Drake: Cool, let me know if you'll need some suggestions, I know all the best fast-food that's worth getting a stroke over.
Naruto: Thanks, Drake.
Tails: (Confused) Wait, WHAT?
(Though that last comment flew over everyone's heads, it didn't take long for Tails to process and realize what Drake just said.)
(Cut back to Wario sitting a few feet away from the gang by himself eating tacos from taco bell.)
(He appears to be texting while having his eyes deadset on the gang, snickering with excitement for whatever he has planned for them.)
Luigi: (Off-Screen) WARIO!
Wario: (Shocked) HUH!?
(Wario whips his had back and turns around, spotting an angry Luigi and 4 security guards standing in the middle of the food court.)
(This was an unexpected turn of events for Wario, but he remains calm and slowly gets out of his chair before taking one last bite of his large taco.)
(Cut back to Drake who turns his head at where the commotion is taking place, then looks back, then turns his head again in shock, recognizing Wario from afar.)
Drake: The hell!?
(Drake now has his full focus on Wario, after getting a good look at him, he stands up.)
Drake: (Angry) It's that little fat bastard, he's here!
Naruto: (Angry) What, WHERE!? (Looks around)
Tails: Drake, wait!
(Cut back to Luigi signals the two guards beside him to detain Wario.)
Guard3: Wario, we're taking in for questioning, under the suspicion of Mario's kidnapping.
Guard3: Will you comply?
(Wario is not completely threatened by the guards, had they been people of higher rank, would've been, and then pulls out a remote device.)
(Cut back to the gang.)
Sakura: (Smirks) Looks like he's finally busted.
Drake: Good, and it looks the perfect time to press charges.
Drake: Scuse' me.
(Before Drake can reach Wario, a giant gorilla and the rest of Wario's biker dogs from level 32 come crashing down the floor below.)
(Drake screams and falls on his butt.)
(The gorilla emerges from the dust it created from landing, revealing it to be Donkey Kong!)
Drake: (Shocked) HOLY SHIT, it's DONKEY KONG!
(As the surrounding civilians begin to flee in terror, Wario signals Kong to attack Luigi and his guards.)
(Donkey charges in on the guards, who open fire on him with their Taser guns, but they do not affect Donkey, almost as if it rather tickled.)
(Kong swats away Guard4, sending him flying and splashing into the nearest wishing fountain, then smashes Guard2 with his large fist to the ground.)
(Kong then grapes the last two guards and smashes them together, then tosses them away, sending them crashing behind the cash register of Burger King.)
(Kong now has his attention on a scared Luigi.)
(Despite being scared, Luigi quickly evades and incoming from Kong by backflipping away.)
(While keeping his distance, Luigi tries to reason with Kong, not wanting to hurt him since they have a bit of history.) (Though they've had their differences, the two were never enemies.)
(Cut back to Wario, who's just sitting back on his chair and enjoying the show, he soon hears the "click" and feels a pistol being pressed against the back of his head.)
(Pan over to Drake and the gang, looking mighty satisfied to finally have Wario right where they want him.)
Drake: (Nonchalant) Hey, there, remember us?
Wario: (Nervous) Ah...
*PAUSE*
(The player gets a phone call from his girlfriend, he then answers.)
(It's hard to make out with she's saying, sounding like a chipmunk rather than a human.)
(The player then drops the phone and falls to his knees in defeat.)
To Be Continued...
