Lucy grinned in victory when she beat a particularly frustrating level on the game on her phone. She had been sitting on the bed for a while, no concern for what Natsu was doing on her mind whatsoever. Suddenly, she noticed something behind her phone that she hadn't before. It was a pair of feet. Her eyes moved up the legs and to the face of Natsu staring at her hard. He was staring at her, but his eyes weren't entirely focused and she frowned. "How long have you been standing there, you freak?"

Natau blinked and finally focused on her. "Fuck... I don't know."

She set her phone to the side and crossed her arms under her chest. "The hell's wrong with you?"

His expression didn't change. "I wanna take you on date."

Her face was as surprised as his voice sounded. "Why?"

"Why not?"

He had her there. "Fine, can we eat somewhere? I'm hungry."

"But we always eat," he sat down beside her and scratched his head. "I wanna do something special."

"Why?" She reiterated with scrunched eyebrows.

"Why not?" He shrugged.

Again, she couldn't argue with that. "What do you want to do then?"

"I dunno... what do you wanna do?"

"Eat."

He sighed. "Yeah okay, fine. Let's go eat." She grinned in triumph before she swung her leg to straddle his lap. He instantly gripped onto her hips and squeezed her ass. "Y'know I could just eat you instead."

She rolled her eyes with a smile. "Tempting, but I want real food."

"You are real food." He mumbled before he bit down on the top of her tit.

She sighed and slid off of him. "You always make me regret being nice to you."

"What?!" He squeaked as he looked at her in disbelief. "That's bullshit, you're never nice to me."

She stared at him with her hands on her hips. "I'm nicer than you deserve."

"You must think so little of me." He mumbled as he stood up and grabbed his jacket.

"Silly boy, I think world of you."

"Uhuh..." he walked up to her as she was bent down, slipping on her shoes, and grabbed her hips, pressing up against her from behind. "Your tone of voice has me thinking otherwise."

She raised up with a smile and patted the side of his head. "Then stop thinking, you're head might explode."

"It's your, not you're." He corrected as he watched her grab her jacket.

"Huh? That's exactly what I just fucking said."

He shook his head, "nevermind, I don't know what the fuck that was."

"You should really pay attention in class, twat face." She mumbled as she slipped her arms through the sleeves.

"You should think about deflating your tits sometime, dick breath."

She stopped and looked down at her chest while he grabbed his wallet and his car keys. "Do you really think I should?"

"What? Hell no." He stared at her incredulously. "Your tits are amazing."

"No, you're right." She walked past him towards the stairs. "The first thing I'm doing when I turn eighteen is getting a breast reduction."

"What?!" He froze for a second before he ran after her. "Lucy! I was just kidding! Don't you dare do that!"

"Nope, you were just telling me how you really feel." She called over her shoulder.

"No! I was just being an ass! Lucy!"

She snickered to herself as he freaked out all the way to the car.


"Fuckkk I'm full." Lucy sighed as she leaned back on the restaurant chair and rubbed her stomach.

Natsu looked at the seven empty plates around her before he looked back at her with narrowed eyes. "Really? Are you fucking sure?"

She pursed her lips and picked up the menu again. "The chocolate cake doesn't sound too bad though."

He shook his head as he took a bite of his food. "Did someone drop your stomach in radiation when you were a baby?"

"Actually, I was a scientific experiment, and the cops are after me cuz I escaped the lab."

He honestly would've believed it. "I knew it."

They chuckled at each other before Natsu's stomach growled. "I gotta use the bathroom."

"Well don't fall in."

"I don't see how you don't fucking have to."

She shrugged her shoulders, "like I said, I was an experiment." He shook his head with a chuckle as he stood up and went to find the bathroom. She started browsing through the menu until she saw the waitress set menus down for some people at the table beside her. Her eyes bugged out of her head when two cops sat down across from each other. She held up the menu to shield her face as she frantically tried to figure out what to do.

"Man, no one in town has seen her, I doubt she's even here anymore." One of the cops said.

The other one shrugged his shoulders. "I don't really care if we find her or not. It's an easy assignment to just ride around and look for this chick. Easy money."

The other one laughed. "Yeah, but imagine the bonus if you're the one to find her."

"Shit, that's no joke. Damn, didn't think of that."

They were getting bonuses for her now?! Lucy thought as she listened to them. Man did she hate the fucking system. As discretely as possible, she slid out of her chair and calmly walked to the door. No one seemed to pay her any mind as she slipped outside. She sighed in relief, but seeing their cop car outside made her uneasy, so she started walking down the street, she was sure Natsu would call her when he found out she was gone.

She was walking for a good fifteen minutes before she stopped at a place that had bright lights and club music coming from it. "Hmmm, could be fun." She said to herself before she walked inside. Well, it was definitely a bar. People were dancing, more like jumping, in the middle of the colorful dance floor, while others were huddled by the bar, getting their drinks. She definitely didn't feel like dancing, so she decided to try and get a drink somehow. The only people in her vicinity were girls, so using sex appeal was out of the question. She decided to just outright ask. "Would any of you buy me a drink?"

She caught the attention of a brunette, who turned to her with a smirk. "Man, you've got some big jugs. I'll buy you as many drinks as you want if you'll let me squeeze 'em."

Lucy grinned at this girl. "Deal, I'm Lu- Bridgette."

The brunette grinned back at her. "I'm Cana. Let me get you that drink."

Well, that was easy, Lucy thought. Women didn't count as cheating right? Cuz she had no idea how this was gonna turn out.


Natsu quickly parked his car the bar Lucy had told him she was at. He had freaked out when he got back from the bathroom and saw two cops but no girlfriend. He was surprised that she'd actually answered her phone, but she'd sounded drunk, saying that he took forever and a fucking day to take a shit. He walked as quickly as he possibly could without running, entering the bar and instantly scanning the crowd for her black hair. He finally caught sight of her, dancing with a girl in the middle of the dance floor. He breathed a sigh of relief that no guys were around her. "Lucy!" He called as he walked towards her.

"Natsu!" She cheered when she saw him. "Quit forgetting my name!"

"Huh?" He blinked before his eyes widened. "Oh, right. Sorry... Bridgette."

Lucy giggled at him right before an arm snaked around her shoulders. "Is this the guy you were telling me about?"

"Who the fuck are you?" Natsu crossed his arms at the girl who was leaning on his girlfriend.

"Natsu, this is Cana." Lucy grinned as she introduced her new friend. "We wanna have a threesome with you."

The man's eyes narrowed, flitting back and forth between their two grinning faces. "Is this a joke?"

They both shook their heads. "Nope, I really want to."

"I wanna fuck both of you."

His eyes bulged out of his head. "Seriously?!"


so I'm feeling a little kinky, how about you guys?