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"Wow! What do they call this? An epidural? Civilian medicine is really great, dattebane!"

"Ma'am, we need you to push," the doctor says.

"So that man who swirled you in here...he's the only meta human who can teleport?" one of the staff asks Minato. Minato nods.

"He has a jutsu he can use with his eyes. I can teleport too, but it's based on chakra manipulation and seals, I'd have to place a sealed tag in the hospital to come here."

"...Oh."

("Hey, does that kid have whiskers?" another staff member whispers. Naruto trots over.

"Oh! That's just 'cuz of Kurama, he's a fox spirit in my stomach, dattebayo!")