Angel: I just found out the results of the election, we're saved...thank god XD Anyway, this is another favorite episode of mine, and if it weren't for the site issues, this would've came out sooner...

The entire school has been damaged as Principal Slimovitz is holding a piece of bumper from his car. School buses have been flipped over or got stuck in parts of the school. A robot's head is sitting on the grass and the tongue rolls out. A slobber-covered Ninja and Kunoichi slide out of the robot's head. Kunoichi gags at the stuff, looking at herself and her hair. Something flashes from their suits and they pull out their Nomicons.

"You're right, Nomicon. I shoobed this one hard and it might've gone better if I'd listened to you."

Screaming is heard as the clock tower crumbles to pieces, water spraying out of it. Kunoichi winces behind her mask.

"Okay, fine. It definitely would've gone better if I'd listened to you. From now on, I'll do whatever you say. That's right! I'm going Full-Nomicon!" He holds up the Nomicon.

"Oh no," Kunoichi pinches her nose. Already she can tell that this is going to go bad...


Randy sighs next to his friends in the lunch line. "Ninja Nomicon says No go on the chicken parm."

"Really? That's what it said?" Howard asks him skeptically.

"Well, actually it said, 'A Ninja without balance will fall.' But since I had the parm yesterday, I gotta balance it out with Stroganoff today."

"But Ran, nobody eats the stroganoff. And for good reason!" Amy gestures to the food. "And I'm not even sure if it's healthy!"

"Full-Nomicon!" He exclaims with a wide smile. The stroganoff is put on his plate and they all look at it in disgust.

"Ugh. Better you than me."

"Um, I think I'd rather go with the parm..." Amy's cheeks go wide as she puts a hand on her mouth in disgust at the stroganoff. She would have her own lunch, but unfortunately it got destroyed yesterday during their fight with that robot...

Howard is eating a burger while Amy has the chicken parm, looking up at Randy across from her. She watches him take a forkful of the stroganoff and he struggles to swallow it.

"How's Full-Nomicon tasting?" Howard asks him and he gulps it down.

"Pretty bad. Ugh. But it's worth it if it makes me a better Ninja. Ames, why don't you go Full-Nomicon?" He looks up at her curiously.

"I don't really think it's necessary to consult my Nomicon all the time. I mean, I can make certain decisions on my own. And I'm glad I do," She sticks her tongue out in disgust at the stroganoff.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Smith is right." She narrows her eyes in annoyance at Howard. "Your Nomicon-ing is out of control!" He pours the stroganoff onto Brent's lap, earning a glare from the boy. "You can't make a single decision without shloomping into that book!"

"When? Name one time."

Last night

"Um, Nomicon, so there's this girl, and this guy, and they've been best friends for months now," Randy rubbed his neck. "And he really wants to ask her out, but he doesn't know how to do it," He looked towards the ground sheepishly. "So what should I do about that? Should I ask her the old-fashioned way or should I do something romantic?"

He shloomped inside, falling off his bed. Amy knocked first before stepping in, blinking in surprise.

This morning

"Shower or no shower? I didn't sweat much yesterday." He looked at his body. He sniffed his armpit. "Better shloomp on it," He shloomped into the book and Howard opened the door. Amy was waiting downstairs for them. He saw Randy's body leaned over the book and left awkwardly.

First Period

To almost everyone's dismay, they had a test in their first class. Randy was trying to figure out what answer to put down. "A or C? A or C?" Amy glanced at him quizzically from his left and then saw his 'math book.' At first she thought he was joking, but apparently it was a serious thing now. "Better shloomp on it." He took a peek at his book and his head fell on his desk. Mr. Bannister saw him 'sleeping' and collected his unfinished paper.

"Wait, Mr-!" Amy tried to whisper, but he gave her a look to focus on her own paper. She cringed at Randy.

3 Minutes Earlier

"You goin' parm or stroganoff?" Howard asked Randy as he eyed the food.

"Better shloomp on it," He opened up the Nomicon and fell onto the glass, sliding onto the ground.

"You can't count that one, it just happened," Randy gestures to the line. "Besides, when you go Full-Nomicon, you go Full-Nomicon. That's why it's called Full-Nomicon."

"A-Are you not seeing the problem?" Amy stammers in disbelief. "You didn't shower, you made the teacher think that you were done with your test, which you probably failed, and now you're eating stroganoff? This Full-Nomicon thing is crazy."

"Look, I can't talk about this anymore," Howard stands up, walking past them. "I need to focus on something important," He's standing in front of the frozen yogurt machine. "Barely Berry or ReChunkulous..."

Amy facepalms at him. She should've known...

"Better shloomp on it!" Randy exclaims behind him.

"Please don't-"

He does it anyway, falling on top of the trash can. A student walks by and places his trash inside the can. Then he puts his tray on Randy's head. Howard facepalms at this, growling in irritation.

"Alright, that's it. I need to go after him and set him straight," Amy pulls out her disguised book and walks towards the girls' bathroom. She steps inside a stall and then opens up the book, leaning against the wall when shloomped in.

Purple smoke appears to release Randy on top of a pillar. "Let's talk dessert, Nomicon. What should I get? A Ninja without balance will fall. Right. Which is what you said last time. So...Barely Berry? Is that what we're thinking?"

Pink smoke releases Amy right next to Randy and she dusts herself off. "Ames! Going Full-Nomicon too?"

"No, I came here to help you," She points a finger at his chest, confusing him. "Look, I think it's great you decided to listen to the Nomicon more, but you're going a bit extreme."

The advice flashes in front of them. "Okay, ReChunkulous!" It flashes again and they flinch at the brightness. "Listen, I'm trying to go Full-Nomicon here, but I do not know what you're saying!"

"Maybe it's gotta do with your constant Nomicon-ing," Amy places her hands on her hips. "Even your own Nomicon-"

Some people appear in front of them and they look up to see that these people are wearing the same outfits as them. They approach the two and the boy with his hoodie on removes it. It's actually Randy standing there in front of them, but this Randy has a neutral look on his face. Amy tilts her head at the girl with her hair down and with sunglasses instead. She lifts up the glasses to reveal herself as another Amy with the same neutral expression.

"Oh, okay. Ask ourselves. Gotcha. Okay, us, I'm leaning ReChunkulous, but honestly-"

The two slap them across their faces, knocking them over a rock. "Pardon me, us, but what the juice?"

"What was that for?" Amy demands them. The two grab the teenagers and they manage to tackle their other selves.

"Okay, Nomicon, you're in charge! Now what do I do? ...Hello?"

The other selves suddenly disappear and they're grabbed by doodle rope. The other selves tie them to a pair of chairs. "What the juice is going on?!" Amy glares at them.

"What are we doing to us?" Randy glances at the other selves. Randy's other self puts on his hoodie while Amy's other self puts on her sunglasses. "No! No!" The two let themselves fall off the pillar.


Howard is sitting near the other Randy, picking his ear. Everyone else seems to be gone. The other Amy suddenly kicks the bathroom door open and he gasps at her. She places her Nomicon in the bag. He then turns to the other Randy, who's put his hoodie back over his head. "Alright, drop it on me. How's the Nomicon gonna wonk up fro-yo?"

"Yo, who cares what the book says," The other Randy stands up, speaking in a Brooklyn accent almost. Howard gasps again at him.

"Wait. You're going...No-Nomicon?" His eyes widen happily.

"I'm going Barely-Chunk!" The other Randy opens up his mouth to the middle, pulling down the lever. Some girls turn away in disgust.

"Cunningham's back!" Howard giggles at this. "I LOVE IT! And you're going No-Nomicon too?" He looks up at Amy. "And finally you changed the whole nerd look, it was cramping our style."

She kicks him onto the ground with an annoyed look on her face. "I'm going anywhere else but here," She walks out of the cafeteria, even kicking over a table to Howard's shock.

"Wow. Smith is hardcore...and I'm liking it! Whoa, whoa!" Howard exclaims at the other Randy. "Slow down, save me some!" He pushes his 'friend' away and tries to get some, only to get a tiny drop coming from the machine.

Both the fake teenagers grin with red pupils flashing.


"Okay, Nomicons, time to untie us. I learned my lesson. It's, um..." He gives it some thought, but realizes he's learned nothing so far. "Okay, I didn't learn my lesson, but we can still lose the ropes here."

"And why am I tied up? He's the one going Full-Nomicon," Amy glances at Randy and they see the advice in front of them again.

"Alright, balance," Randy closes his eyes, lifting the chair's front legs off the ground. "Balance, balance..." He falls over, knocking over Amy's chair in the process. She sighs, blowing a stray bang away from her face. A scroll appears in front of them both so that they can see through the eyes of their other selves.

"Hey, lookin' good, girl. What's up, P-Slims?" He opens up his locker and winks at his reflection. "How you doin'?"

The students in the hall look past him, gasping sharply at the brunette behind him.

"Move out of my way," The other Amy is shoving people, and in a new outfit too. She's wearing a black top, a black leather jacket with white diamonds along the sleeves, black jeans, black knee-high boots, and black lipstick with matching eyeshadow. Her hair has pink streaks in it as she opens her locker near the other Randy's. He simply gives her a look that says he's not interested in her.

"You good lookin', but you ain't my type."

She slams her locker shut to look at him with a sneer. "Like I want to be with a player like you."

"I-It's us! But it can't be us! We're in here!" Randy stammers in shock. "If I'm in here then that's gotta be...Nomi-Randy and Nomi-Amy." He's definitely not Randy if he doesn't like Nomi-Amy.

Nomi-Randy slams open the cafeteria door, knocking away two students. Howard seems to be enjoying this side of him as they walk down the hall. Nomi-Amy is spraying graffiti over Principal Slimovitz's door that says 'Shoob-tastic.' She throws away the can and walks down the hall.

Nomi-Randy bumps into someone, and that just happens to be Bash. He turns around and points at his chest. "You ran into me. Now I gotta be mean to you!"

"Uh-oh. This is gonna hurt," Randy winces a little as Amy glares at the scroll in front of her.

"What the heck am I doing? I would never do graffiti or dress like that."

"Yo, you sure about that?" Nomi-Randy crosses his arms smugly. Then his leg kicks a nearby stereo. As the music plays, he flips around, wiggles his arms, and then points up at Bash. Howard gasps, his mouth wide open. Flute Girl closes it for him.

"Uh...you confused me with your dancing! I'm gonna leave you alone until I can figure out what your deal is!"

He turns around and bumps right into Amy. She was holding a smoothie in her hand until him bumping into her spilled it all over her jacket. Bash just laughs at her and she glares at the bully. "I ran into you and now I'm being mean to you by laughing!"

She grips her cup, throwing it onto the ground. She cracks her knuckles and opens a locker. Nomi-Amy grabs the back of his pants and gives Bash a major wedgie, to the shock of the other people watching.

"Ow! My underpants!"

She then picks up the boy, who is much stronger and taller than her in civilian form, and throws him into a locker. She then slams it shut as Howard's mouth opens, yet again closed by Flute Girl. She whips around to the other bullies.

"Anyone else wanna laugh at me?"

"N-No, we're good," They back away slowly, holding their hands as a sign of peace. She then glares at everyone watching and they scramble away, fearful of her.

"No-Nomicon is the cheese!" Howard cheers at this. "And what's with the new look, Smith?"

"The nerd look was cramping my style," She looks at her nails. "It was too geeky for me."

"Wow, Randy. You have the Bruce-est moves," Theresa comments nearby, Heidi looking shocked at one of her friends acting this way. He chuckles, going over to her and about to talk to her...then he sees Heidi and leans towards her.

"Yo, what's up, Weiner-babe. Girl, how 'bout you and I get together and turn your Me-Cast into a We-Cast, uh huh? Maybe Miss Edgy over here wants to join?" Nomi-Randy winks at Nomi-Amy, who rolls her eyes.

Howard gasps sharply, and Flute Girl closes his mouth for him for the third time. Theresa runs off crying.

"Umm, Amelia..." Julian approaches Nomi-Amy, looking shy. She gives a disinterested look at him. "Would you, um...like to listen to goth music with me Saturday night?"

"Ha! Are you kidding?!" She laughs at him. "Like I would ever date a loser like you! Save yourself the embarrassment and hear the cold-hard truth: You're a skinny shoob with dorky hair and I will never like you."

He runs off sobbing like Theresa.

The Sorcerer sniffs the air. "Ah...nothing tastes as sweet as the scent of two broken hearts." He blows a kiss and sends it to the crying Theresa in the lunch room. The kiss touches the side of her head, and she turns into a monster. Stank then goes over to Julian in the bathroom, turning him into a monster as well.

Nomi-Randy sniffs Heidi and Howard pulls him away from his weirded out sister.

"My sister, Cunningham. Remember when I said I like you going No-Nomicon? I take it back. Do! Not! Like it!"

Monster Theresa jumps through the lockers and out into the hallway. Then Monster Julian appears from the other side of the hall near Heidi, causing her to scream. They jump through the ceiling and disappear.

"And don't think we're done just because you have to go Ninja and Kunoichi," Howard warns the two.

"Who's going to Ninja? I'm hitting the Game Hole. C'mon, my treat."

"Pass, I don't hang with shoobs like you. And who would go Kunoichi? I'm gonna go TP Slimovitz's house," Nomi-Amy states, walking off.

"But you don't know where he lives," Howard stares at her.

"Not a problem," She smirks, holding up a bobby pin, that she's gonna use to break into his office.

"Can you guys do that? Don't answer that! Let's just go. I'm lovin' the No-Nomicon. Again!"


"Why aren't we stopping them?" Randy asks in disbelief as they're watching the whole thing. "Oh, right. That's not us. We're us! And we're tied to a chair!"

"I can't believe what Nomi-Amy is doing!" Amy narrows her eyes. "Graffiti, beating up Bash, hurting Julian's feelings like that, and now breaking and entering? And she's changed my whole look!"

Randy tries to break out, managing to get back up straight. Amy does the same and they look at the advice.

"I don't get it. I went Full-Nomicon. Why aren't you telling me what to do? Just tell me what to do!" Randy jumps around.


Howard is chuckling at Nomi-Randy playing a video game, Grave Puncher XI. "Oh, nice! You delivered a sack of punches to the whole graveyard!"

"Make your feet ready. Time to run from dogs!" The game announces.

"And here's where you lose, ho ho. You stink at run from dogs."

Nomi-Randy glances over his shoulder in disdain as Howard sips his drink. "These dogs are fed. Your sack is filled two times!"

"You did it!" Howard grins widely at him. "Slap it out," He leans forward, only to fall when Nomi-Randy turns around to get back to the game. From his spot, he sees Nomi-Amy driving Principal Slimovitz's car!

"Come back with my car!" The man shouts, running after her. She crashes into a fire hydrant.

"Cunningham whiffed the slap? Smith being a bad girl? He never whiffs a slap, and come to think of it, Smith hates getting detention. Hitting on my sister. Ignoring monsters. Beating up Bash. Rejecting Julian in an awesome way. And now these? What the juice is up with them?"

The Nomicon flashes from Nomi-Randy's bag. "You..." He points at them accusingly. He glances over to Nomi-Randy paying attention to the game. He takes the book and puts it into his shirt. He crawls along the floor past some people and makes it out to the back. Nomi-Amy stops the principal's car nearby, looking out the window to see him.

He opens up the book, pointing at it. "Tell me what you did to my friends or I'm going to take you for a walk down the back of my pants!" He holds up the book and pulls back his pants, about to shove the book down there.

"What are you doing?" Nomi-Amy demands him, recognizing the book.

He yelps and throws it at her wide-open, turning her eyes white. She falls onto the ground and the Nomicon hits the wall. Then it hits him in the face. "I hate you!"

He rolls around as he is shloomped inside and breaks Randy free, albeit landing on his back. Amy blinks at him in shock.

"Howard! You freed me!" Randy cheers and runs over to Amy, grabbing at a loose end from the rope. "Do you get sick easily?"

"No, why?"

He pulls the rope quickly, causing her to spin around rapidly. Once the rope is gone, the brunette is free and she balances herself, standing up. "Oh. I see. Thanks, Ran," She smiles at him in relief and they both realize something.

"Wait, what are you doing in the Nomicon?"

"I'm in the Ninja Nomicon?" Howard's eyes widen as his mouth opens. Amy closes it for him this time. "So, my old enemy, we finally meet...hm," He places his hands on his hips, looking around. "Pretty roomy for a book. Hey...if you're both in here, who's out there?" He points to the sky.

"We call them Nomi-Randy and Nomi-Amy, and they're bad news."

"Man, I am so glad that wasn't you who hit on my sister," Howard smiles in relief, both of them annoyed by Nomi-Randy doing that. And to think he was gonna talk to Theresa first, who Amy has still avoided after the whole stolen-Kunoichi-Nomicon ordeal... "I did not wanna have that talk. Especially since you like-"

Randy elbows him and they both look to Amy nervously. She raises a brow at them skeptically, but shakes her head.

"Wait, so what are Theresa and Julian doing now?"

One scroll answers her question as it shows both monsters terrorizing the school. "You guys have to fix this."

"We know."

"So, how are you going to fix this?" Howard asks them.

"We don't know. Nomicon won't tell either of us what to do. It just keeps saying...that," He points to the advice.

Howard gasps, but he's got nothing. "Yeah, I don't get that at all."

"I know. Why do you think I wonk up so much? I've been trying not to fall. Why do you think I went Full-Nomicon?"

"Ran, remember what I was trying to tell you all day?" Amy crosses her arms and he realizes what she's getting at.

"Wait a minute...That was too much Nomicon! But Nomi-Randy and Nomi-Amy are no Nomicon. I need to go Half-Nomicon! Boom! Bam! Boom! Balance!"

"Now you get it," She smiles proudly at him.

"This is what you guys do in here?" Howard questions curiously, glancing around. The two step up to the edge on opposite sides. "Cunningham, Smith, what are you doing?"

"Getting our balance back!" They say in unison, holding out their arms and falling backwards. Howard gasps as they disappear.

"I'll be here!" He calls out even though they're already gone.


"I did it. I'm out. I'm..." Randy is speaking, but he's not in his own body. Instead, he's in Nomi-Amy's body. "In Nomi-Amy's body?" He gasps, patting himself. Nomi-Amy's hair is styled to be like Randy's, even though it's longer.

"Thank goodness, I..." Amy sits up and screams as she finds herself in Howard's body. His hair is in a bun like her brown hair usually is. "I'm in Howard's body?! You know, now that I'm seeing it with my own eyes, he does have dainty hands..."

"How are we supposed to stop our Nomi-selves like this?" Randy asks in confusion, examining the girl's hair. "Huh, you smell good for a bad girl. And I'm liking the boots."

"Okay, we desperately need to switch back," Amy shakes her head at him...or rather, Howard's.

"But you're not gonna."

They look up to see Nomi-Randy leaning against the wall. "Hey...Nomi-Randy. Hand over his...self," She glances at Randy, feeling weird.

"No honkin' way," He denies to them with an evil grin. "I like it here. Well, everything except her."

"We'll see how much you like it when I do this!" Randy runs forward and tries to kick him, but trips from the boots. Amy jumps forward, but falls flat on her face, letting out a fart. Well, not on purpose, it is Howard's body she's in.

"We were supposed to kick you," Randy deadpans at Nomi-Randy. "Balances are a little off. Working with a whole new center of gravity here...and the boots. Can't imagine how you wear 'em, Ames."

"Technically, I wasn't," She gives him a look. "But you're not the one with this body!"

Nomi-Randy laughs, only to be knocked down thanks to Amy's dainty hands. "Yes, get him!" Randy cheers from her body. They both jump onto Nomi-Randy.

"Yeah, Cunningham and Smith!" Howard cheers as he's watching through the scroll. "I mean, Weinerman and Smith. Smith...man? Weinersmith? Cunning...smith? Smith-ham? Whatever. Just get him!"


Heidi screams as she runs down the hall, being chased by Monster Theresa. "I barely even know Andy!"

"Randy! He named Randy!" Monster Theresa screams at her. Monster Julian is webbing up all the girls so that he can find Amy.

"AMELIA! I shall find you!"

The Sorcerer is laughing at all the chaos.


Nomi-Randy is clinging onto Amy's back when Randy pulls him off her. He throws him into some barrels. "Ooh! Down goes Nomi-Randy. Feel like givin' up yet?" He smirks confidently, crossing his arms.

"I'm Randy Cunningham. I never give up," Nomi-Randy mocks him.

"I'm Randy Cunningham," He jerks a thumb to himself. Nomi-Randy simply pulls out the mask and transforms into the Ninja. "Oh boy."

Nomi-Ninja jumps and as they try to run, he gets in their way. They slide underneath him, but he grabs them by the scarf and throws them into a wall. Nomi-Ninja laughs at them and Amy gasps.

"Wait a minute! I have my mask! Put it on," She holds it out to him.

"What? Why me?" He asks in protest.

"Me in Howard's body wearing a Kunoichi mask. Yeah, that's something you want a girl to do in a teenage boy's body," She deadpans in return.

"Good point," He takes the mask from her and puts it on. He transforms into the Kunoichi and she picks up a trash can lid. Nomi-Ninja takes out a bo staff.

Heidi squeals in terror as she hides behind Bash. He screams as Monster Theresa stands in front of him. She knocks the bully out of the way and roars at the shaking Heidi.

Nomi-Ninja and Amy battle it out as Randy looks at his hands, wondering what to do. "Ames, how does the hair work?!"

"Must find a way out of these bodies and into our own," She says while blocking, blinking. "That is a weird thing to say. Anyway, use it like rope, I don't really think that much while using it-"

Nomi-Ninja uses the opportunity to kick her away.

"Oh, great. I'm gonna feel that tomorrow," Howard rolls his eyes. She lands right on top of a toilet. Nomi-Ninja stands in front of her, sword ready. She cringes at him as he's about to attack.

"You know at first I wasn't sold on the scarf, but that thing looks so Bruce right now," Randy comments before flinging the hair at Nomi-Ninja's waist. He throws her away from his partner and she runs off, Randy trailing after her. "Gotta get Nomi-Me out of me, me out of you, you out of Howard, Howard into Howard, and us into us, but how...?"

As Nomi-Ninja stands over them, sword above his head, they see the same advice they've been getting all day. Then the doodle arrows point between his feet. Randy pulls out the Nomicon. "Nomicon Bag-alanche Throw!" They say in unison.

"Don't make me say things like that!" Howard exclaims in annoyance. Randy throws the book, tripping Nomi-Ninja and knocking him off his feet. They both jump, landing on his chest. Thy slide down the mud. The book falls open as they all trip, their eyes landing on the pages. Nomi-Ninja tries to get up, but they push his head down so that they can all turn back to normal.

All of them groan as they sit. "Cunningham? Smith?"

"Howard?" They both ask in surprise before sharing a fist bump.

"You're back!" He points at them.

"Yeah, we're back. You back?"

"I'm back! You back?" He looks to Kunoichi.

"I'm back, baby! We're all back!" They cheer in unison, pumping their fists. "Yeah!"

"I hate to kill the moment, but..."

"Theresa Fowler and Julian," Ninja finishes for him. "We're on it." He takes his Nomicon and runs off, Kunoichi following after them. Howard looks around the back.

"Why is there so much garbage back here?"


"Please, Teezie-Feezie!" Heidi protests as Monster Theresa is holding her. "You can't do this! We're total biffers! Um, that is, when my biffer Amy isn't around." She glances away awkwardly, since she knows how the two feel about each other.

"Smoke bomb!" Ninja appears down the hall.

"Oh, Ninja, you gotta waste this chick!"

Monster Theresa turns around to him, roaring. He definitely didn't want to lie or trick her by giving flowers. That would be leading her on, and he's not that kind of person. So he had to say something that would de-stank her, but would guarantee that something like this won't happen again.

"And I will...with my Ninja apology. Theresa, this is from...um, so there's this guy, Randy Cunningham, I think that's his name, and he...and there was...and he's sorry. And he didn't mean to hurt you, at all! But there's this other girl, Amy, and if you want him to be happy, then you'll have to accept the fact that...he really likes this girl. And...he wants to be happy with her, and not with Heidi! Yeah, he wasn't being himself while doing that..."

"Randy...sorry? Randy..." She transforms back into herself, walking off feeling a little bit better. Heidi shrugs with a small sigh.

"I guess Sandy isn't such a bad guy after all," She smiles slightly, walking away.

"It's Randy. Randy!" Ninja exclaims in exasperation. "I just met the guy. I know it's Randy. Am I wrong about this?" He turns to two students named Jed and Scott. They both just shrug and he sags his shoulders. "Sheesh. Smoke bomb..."


"Smoke bomb!" Kunoichi appears in the gym, having a feeling that Monster Julian would come back here.

"It's Kunoichi!"

"Help us!"

"Waste this guy!"

"I will...with an apology," She gestures to herself, getting Monster Julian's attention. "Julian, I'm here with something to say from Amelia Smith, I think. So...what happened is that, um...well..." She's trying to explain herself since he did think it was her rejecting him. "Look, it's not that she hates you, but she does like someone else. And I'm sure that she never meant to hurt your feelings. But...she's liked this guy for as long as she can remember," She smiles softly to herself. "He's sweet, funny, loyal...and she'd still like to be friends with you. As long as you support her decision to be with someone else."

"Amelia...friend? Amelia..." He transforms back into Julian and Kunoichi frees the other girls. Julian rubs his head, leaving the building feeling like himself again.

"Oh thank cheese," She murmurs at this, she thought that he'd stay stanked. Thank goodness for honesty...

The orbs fall on the Sorcerer's head and he frowns. "Some days it hardly seems worth it..."


Randy meets up with the two in the hall. Amy is still in her 'bad girl' outfit, since her other self threw out her normal clothing. "Ames, being inside of you and you being inside of Howard-"

"Ahh," The two recoil back away from each other uncomfortably.

"Don't say that. Never say that again," Howard glances away awkwardly.

"I second that, it was weird," Amy adjusts her hair into a bun.

"Really taught me something. Being the perfect Ninja means listening to the Nomicon. But it also means listening to me and my partner," He gestures to the brunette.

"But you didn't need to change, Ran. You were already a good enough Ninja to me..." She tells him gently, earning a soft smile from him.

"Thanks Ames. That means a lot. And can I just say that this," He gestures to her ensemble. "Is not you at all."

"Trust me, I know," She rolls her eyes, examining herself. "I feel weird, but I didn't have any spare clothes."

"Nah, you should keep it. You look less like a shoob and more like one of us," Howard comments, earning glares from Amy and Randy. "What?"

"And you didn't get in trouble with the principal?" Randy couldn't help but wonder and the man just happens to appear.

"Ms. Smith! Where is Ms. Smith?" He walks up to their group and they cringe. He holds up a photo of Nomi-Amy, and then looks at Amy. The big difference to him is that the one in front of him has her hair different, with no make-up on. "Hm, you look too different to be Ms. Smith. Carry on!"

He then leaves, the three dumb-founded. "I guess that answers that question," She blinks, looking to the others.

"So you're going half-Nomicon, half-Cunningham. What would you call that? Nomi-Ham? Cunning-Con?"

"Well, it's...normal," Amy smiles a bit.

"But let's just call it a swirl," Randy agrees with her.

"Ooh~! Like Barely-Chunk!"

"Barely-Chunk!" The two exclaim in unison, running into the cafeteria and exchanging spots to have both flavors. Amy shakes her head in amusement at them. He'll never change, but she never wanted him different to begin with.

"Amy?"

She looks to her left to see Theresa approaching. Before she could say anything, Theresa holds up her hands. "I'm just here to apologize."

"...Apologize?" The brunette murmurs slowly in confusion.

"For stealing your diary a while back," Theresa nervously puts her hands behind her back. "I know it was a long time coming, but...I just don't know why I did it, and...well, if Randy's happy with you, then I guess I can live with you two being so close."

Amy blinks slowly, staying silent for a few seconds. Looking back, she can't really blame Theresa for what the Sorceress did. She must've been acting on suppressed jealousy to act like that, which the Sorceress took advantage of. At least Theresa wasn't having the Sorceress see what she was doing, so she doesn't know their identities. "...You know what? It's okay. Crazier things have happened. That's a pretty mature thing you're doing for him."

"Yeah..." Theresa smiles a bit in relief before pointing at the girl. "But if you hurt him-"

"I won't," Amy interrupts with a chuckle.


Amy is sitting on her bed, doing her homework. Her hair is in a side ponytail as she's doing math. She sighs, cringing to herself at the craziness that her Nomi self did while she was stuck inside the Nomicon. In retrospect, there was never a need for Randy to go full Nomicon—and then maybe all of this could've been avoided.

Something taps against her window and she glances to her right. "Hm?" She sees an envelope flying somehow and walks up to her window. She opens it up and finds that a balloon in purple is holding up the envelope. She catches it and then two in green and red.

"What?" She asks in confusion, taking hold of the balloons with her teeth as she opens up the letter. Once she reads it, her face goes beet red.

Ames,

Will you go out with me? Release green for yes and red for no.

Randy

She blinks in shock, making sure that she's not dreaming, but that's what it really says.

"Well, Ames?"

She looks down to see Randy standing outside her house, looking up at her. He smiles bashfully, hands in his pockets. "Will you go on a date with me?" He rubs the back of his neck.

She bites her lip and decides to try something...different than a simple answer. But she will have to do something risky with the balloons.

Randy gasps as she releases the red one. Something shatters inside him as he looks towards the ground. He then turns around and starts heading home when...

You are fine

You are sweet

But I'm still a bit naïve with my heart

He gasps at the voice, turning around to see Amy smiling at him, holding the green balloon still.

When you're close I don't breathe

I can't find the words to speak

I feel sparks

A smile plasters onto his face as she's singing to him and only him. She looks at him right in the eye as Howard comes out of his house, eyes wide at the display.

"He didn't!" He gasps at the balloons and letter. "Oh, he didn't! GUYS! He's doing it! You owe me five bucks, Heidi!"

Randy doesn't seem to mind his shouting as he wants to scream to the world what's happening. The pieces from his broken heart start to heal.

But I don't wanna be into you

If you're not looking for true love

No I don't wanna start seein' you

If I can't be your only one

Heidi is squealing as she's recording them from her window. "You got this, biffer!"

Amy giggles slightly, feeling a little bit embarrassed but decides to continue.

So tell me when it's not alright

When it's not ok

Will you try to make me feel better?

Will you say alright?

Will you say ok?

Will you stick with me through whatever?

Or run away

Say ok...

She stops and releases the green balloon. She had to say no initially so that he wouldn't suspect her singing her answer.

"Yes is my answer," She states to him and he chuckles happily.

"She said yes! SHE SAID YES!" He jumps up and runs around happily, causing her to laugh. He then remembers something, pointing up at her. "I'll-I'll call you with the details!"

"Ran," Amy smiles at him. "It's late. Go home."

"Right!" He turns around and trips over her trash can. "Ow. I'm okay! I'll call you!" He runs off and she grins happily, closing the window. It's safe to say that despite their eventual day, it was worth going through all of it.

The song Amy sung to Randy was Say Ok from Vanessa Hudgens.