Title: Putting Up with You
Rating: PG
Pairing/s: Merlin/Arthur
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: Arthur can be quite a pest at times.
Camelot_drabble Prompt: pt 430: What was the worst thing you've ever done?
"What is the worst thing you've ever done?"
"Putting up with you, Arthur."
"Har har, Merlin, good one. So seriously, the worst thing?"
"You're a royal pain in my arse. Smelly socks, snores a storm, supercilious, condescending. It's a wonder I can still function after skivvying for you."
"I do not snore."
"Like a pig, Arthur. Really, they hear you in the next kingdom."
"Avoiding the question, Merlin."
"Worst thing? I…."
"Merlin?"
"You were so obnoxious once that I thought I'd either kill you or kiss you."
"I'm still alive, Merlin."
"What can I say, Arthur? You're an excellent kisser."
