Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the final three campers entered a game of dares from the losers, ranging from somewhat disgusting to heart wrenching and painful. Duke and Percival endlessly slapped Desiree with dares, though she never gave up. Unfortunately for Duke, Wendell's dare was the ultimate send someone home dare and he was dealt it by Desiree, leaving just her and Percival in the game. Now, there's only two campers left. It's been a long ride. We started with twenty two weirdos arriving on this island, all desperate for a million dollars, and most have dropped out hilariously. This is the last time I'll be able to do this, kinda sad, isn't it. Well, find out who wins the million dollars right now on the grand finale of Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on Chris standing at the end of the dock of shame before cutting to the three campers sitting at the tables on the new stage. Duke is seen chugging the toilet water from the boot and Desiree is shown throwing Peggy's diary into the lake. Desiree is seen doing several dares while Duke and Percival laugh at her. She's then seen giving Wendell's dare to Duke, who boards the boat of losers before being sent off the island. The camera cuts back to Chris, who is now pacing up and down the dock with a slightly less smug look than the one he usually wears. A flashback of all of the campers arriving on the island is shown, followed by pictures of the twenty that have been eliminated so far. Chris is seen again, finishing his intro before the theme song plays. When it finishes, Desiree and Percival are seen at separate tables in the main lodge, eating Chef's breakfast while glaring at each other.
Percival: You don't deserve to be here right now. It could've been anybody else.
Desiree: And yet, here I am! Funny how that works, isn't it.
Percival (Confessional): Well, I've made it! I'm in the final two contestants for a chance at a sweet million dollars. The exchange rate might be kind of worrying, but who cares! Money is money! My parents told me that I shouldn't have even bothered with joining this show, but I've had so much fun! I've made loads of friends, experienced new and wonderful things, and I even got to be the reason my team won some of the challenges! I'm thankful that I met people like Evander, Duke, and Veronica while I was here! I'll never forget them, even when I go back to England!
Desiree (Confessional): I'm in the top two, which is such a great feeling! Knowing I was eliminated earlier in the series really killed my hopes of winning the money, but once Chris brought me back, I knew it was destiny that I would win this competition. Did I make any friends? Not really, other than Annalise. I might even share some of the money with her since we got along so well! And I am not worried about Percival anymore. The dude's a has been. Yeah, we get it, you're a knight. Who cares?
Chris enters the main lodge with his smug grin on his face and Chef comes out of the kitchen to join him.
Chris: Well, campers, this is it. The finale of Total Drama Island. Are you guys excited?
Percival: Oh, you know it!
Desiree: Sure am!
Chris: Well, you'll be even more excited when you step outside the lodge right now and see what's waiting for you!
The two look at him confusedly before taking a step outside and gasping in excitement as the camera reveals the other twenty campers, cheering, except for Colleen and Wendell.
Evander: Ay, yo! Percy! My man!
Percival runs over to him and gives him a mega high five.
Percival: All you guys are here! That's awesome!
Duke: The champ is back, brother!
Veronica: Hold on! I'm coming, I'm just really slow.
Roxy: I swear, you should just let me carry you.
The four all huddle with Percival and they group hug.
Percival: This just went from cool to amazing! I'm glad you guys could be here!
Meanwhile, Desiree and Annalise squeal in excitement and hug each other.
Desiree: Oh my god, I was like, so lonely after you left! The other three were so mean!
Annalise: I have a great idea! Let's totally use the money to travel all over the place and egg their houses!
Chris: Ahem, Desiree. Percival. I believe you two have some speeches to make to your fellow campers.
The camera cuts to show the two risers placed in front of the cabins, one with a picture of Percival on it and the other with a picture of Desiree. While most of the campers are seated on Percival's risers, Wendell, Colleen, and Annalise are on Desiree's. Desiree stands before all of the campers, staring happily at her risers, where the three people are seated.
Desiree: Well! Thanks to the three of you that support me!
Wendell rolls his eyes and Colleen shrugs, but Annalise claps for her, happily.
Wendell (Confessional): I don't care who wins, but they're forcing me to sit in one of these spots. I'd pick her over the goody-two-shoes any day.
Colleen (Confessional): Out of the two, there' really only one choice that I could possibly bear. I would never vote for Percy to win. Ever.
Annalise (Confessional): Woohoo! Desiree's my girl!
Desiree: It's been quite the ride here on Total Drama Island! To be honest, I hate most of the people here, but so do you guys! I mean, I know all your inner thoughts and everything!
The bulk of the campers glare at her.
Desiree: Anyways, when I win the money, I'm gonna use it to take you three around the world with me! We're gonna have crazy parties all over the place! Wooo!
Wendell and Colleen suddenly appear intrigued by what's being said, while the campers on Percival's side don't even utter a noise. Percival then steps up the the plate and their cheer erupts. When they finally settle down, he start to talk.
Percival: Hello, everyone! Thanks for rooting for me in this final challenge! If I win the money, I'm gonna put most of it towards my own knight training academy, but I'll obviously throw a massive party for you and I will personally fly you out to my manor to have it!
Josef: Airplanes don't suit me, I'll walk.
Rolf: From Russia to England? You're insane.
Hellen: Yay, Percival!
Chris: Now, now. Settle down everyone. It's time for the final challenge of the show.
Chef walks over, placing a cow hat on Percival's head and a chicken hat on Desiree's head.
Chris: The rejected Olympic relay! The first part will be climbing a flagpole all the way to the top and ringing the bell before sliding down and moving onto the balance beam walk over the gorge. You'll both carry an eagle egg across a gorge, but be careful. The man-eating sharks await below! Finally, you'll both race to the finish line back here. Whoever wins this will be the winner of the one million dollars!
Desiree and Percival both ready themselves, staring dead ahead at the flagpoles as their teams watch them.
Chris: Ready? Set. Go!
The two start off while the losers cheer for them. Evander gets out of his seat and runs after them, being followed by Leslie and Francis while Colleen runs over for Desiree. As the two finally reach the flagpoles, they struggle to climb. Percival takes his heavily armored gloves off and tries again, gaining a little more height, while Desiree can't make it off the ground. Colleen pulls her aside.
Colleen: Hands.
Desiree holds out her hands, confused. Colleen then places some powder on them and pats it in.
Colleen: That'll do the trick. Now, climb!
Desiree turns back to the flagpole and starts to climb it with ease, passing Percival in no time and ringing the bell before sliding back down the flagpole and continuing to run towards the gorge.
Francis: Come on, Percival! You got this!
Leslie: Yeah! Give it your all!
Percival finally manages to ring the bell, but as he slides down, the pole burns his hands and he has to stop and blow on them to cool them down. Colleen snickers and Evander shakes his head.
Evander: Ay, caramba.
Desiree is seen at the gorge, now holding one of the eggs and taking the first careful step onto the balance beam. Annalise waits on the other side, watching her attempt to cross without looking down.
Annalise: Hey! Don't look down, just walk towards me! It's gonna be easy, girl!
Desiree: Oh my god, you're so the best right now!
Hellen runs near the end of Percival's balance beam, but doesn't see him. Desiree makes it to the halfway point and an eagle swoops down and tries to attack her, causing her to stumble a bit.
Desiree: Woah!
Annalise: you're almost there! Just keep going!
Desiree hurries up and finishes crossing the gorge, placing the eagle egg into a nest that sits near the end. Her and Annalise quickly hug each other before running onward to finish the race. Percival finally reaches the beginning of the gorge, carefully grabbing an egg and starting to cross. Hellen sees him and immediately falls to the ground, pretending to be in pain.
Hellen: Ah! my ankle! It's twisted!
Percival: Hellen! Don't worry, I'll help you!
He quickly runs across the balance beam, punching the eagle as it swoops down to him without dropping the egg. He finishes crossing and puts the egg in the nest, hurrying over to Hellen. She blushes as he kneels down to help her.
Percival: Hellen? Are you okay?
Hellen: I'm way better, now! But, forget me, let's go! You have a race to win!
She gets up and starts running while he looks at her, confused. He follows after her and the camera cuts forward to Wendell, who is placing some leaves and sticks over a pit on the ground.
Wendell (Confessional): Percival is such a loser, he won't notice this cleverly designed trap, and he'll fall right in! It's the perfect plan!
As he notices Desiree and Annalise running towards him, he tries to usher them to get out of the way.
Wendell: Wait, don't come this way there's a pit in the-
They crash into him, all three falling into the pit as Colleen looks back at them and facepalms. Percival and his posse come into sight, stopping when they see the pit with the three campers at the bottom. The camera cuts to Harriett, who is looking at them through a pair of binoculars.
Harriett: Look! He's right there! And Desiree has fallen into that pit! He's gonna win!
The campers cheer as the camera pans back over to Percival, who is staring down at them.
Evander: What are you doing, guy? The win is dead ahead!
Percival: It is...but...
Desiree: Oh, don't mock me. Just win this stupid thing and leave me alone.
Percival grabs a large stick from the ground and holds it down into the pit, shocking his followers. Desiree looks up, confused.
Percival: I'm not winning this unless it's fair for both of us. Even if we are enemies. Climb up.
Francis: Are you crazy?
Percival: I'm doing the right thing, wouldn't you?
Francis looks down, ashamed of himself as Percival pulls Desiree out of the pit.
Desiree: Thanks...that was pretty cool of you.
Percival: No problem. You ready to finish this thing?
He smiles at her and she smiles back.
Desiree: You bet I am!
The two start to run towards the campgrounds again and Evander sighs and grabs the stick, helping Annalise and Wendell up.
Annalise: Uh, thanks?
Wendell: Hmph, thanks, I guess.
Evander: Wendell, I swear I'll push you back in. Quit it with the 'tude.
Leslie giggles and the camera pans back over to the final two, who continue to shift between being in first.
Percival: You know, you can't be all that bad. You sure that's actually you who tricked people and betrayed others?
Desiree: You won't believe the kinds of things money will do to a person. I'm surprised you guys stayed clean this whole time.
Percival: It just seemed better to be myself than someone I'm not.
The camera cuts back to the risers, where the rest of the campers are barely able to sit without jumping out of their seats.
Lyle: Here they come!
Peggy: Go, Percival!
Percival holds the lead, but just as the finish line comes up, Desiree manages to slide past him, crossing just before he does. While Annalise, Wendell, and Colleen cheer loudly and the others clap slightly. Claudia runs up to Percival, grabbing him by the collar.
Claudia: Helping your enemy get back in the game for the final challenge? That was so the right thing to do...and super hot.
She pulls him in and kisses him, shocking not only the other campers, but him as well, though he doesn't break away from it. Hellen sees this and is slightly saddened, but still comes over to congratulate Desiree. As they finish sucking face, he claps for her, as she still is lost in amazement as to what just happened. Elicia runs up to her and grabs her hand, shaking it vigorously.
Elicia: I knew you weren't a bad person! Come here, buddy!
The two hug, which slowly turns into a group hug. Chris walks up, breaking up the hug with an announcement.
Chris: Well campers, this leaves just one thing left to do.
They all chuckle and nod as the camera cuts over to the campfire area Desiree and Percival sit next to each other with all of the campers around them. Chris stands with one marshmallow on a platter and Chef stands next to him with a very large check for a million dollars on it.
Chris: Campers, this has been one wild time. Some of you have loved, some have lost. I have one marshmallow left, the final marshmallow of the show. It's the ultimate symbol of victory. This final marshmallow goes to...Desiree!
Desiree jumps up, squealing in excitement as she grabs both her check and the final marshmallow while the other campers applaud her. Chris walks off to the end of the dock and the camera pans over to him.
Chris: Well, you've seen it through. Twenty-two crazy contestants, one winner. I'm your host, Chris McLean, and this has been Total Drama Island!
The camera fades to black.
