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Chapter 92: r/murderedbywords Top Posts Of All Time (by Sorrow TV)

"Okay, what now?" Blake said.

"How about a subreddit?" Nova said.

"Oh, I like those. Which one?" Yang said.

"Murdered by words."

"Aww, I wanted cursed comments." Nora said.

"We'll do that next time."

Post: we look good as Mr. and Mrs. Incredible

Meme: Nah more ike violet and dash cus u more like a brotha to me

Oooh... Not even Dash could outrun that heartbreak.

[Intro]

"This is going to be great." Yang said.

Post: #280characters? We only need *burger emoji* and *fries emoji*

Retweet: Damn the ice cream emoji broke too?

"You know, there was a similar fast food restaurant. But instead of the ice cream machine, which I don't think it had one, it was the soda machine." Jaune said.

"No way! The soda machine?!"

"Luckily they had a fridge with drinks."

"What was the restaurant?" Ruby said.

"The Happy Joint. Unfortunately it closed years ago because they found rats."

"Gross." Weiss said.

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Guy: You can play with my dick and say you're practicing anatomy

Girl: Anatomy on a molecular level is beyond my expertise

"Buuurn!" Yang said.

"Wow, tiny dick joke." Blake said.

"Predictable." Nora said.

(Still doing voice) Oh, what's this? Oh, it's a little tiny airhorn just for you!

"This can't be emoji. Where did she find that?" Yang said.

(Next)

Post: In the future, when Buzzfeed makes a 'Only kids from the 10's will remember' list, what will be on it?

Comment: Buzzfeed

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Comment: I love hiw they put a tiny girl to make it look bigger than it is lmao

Gamestop reply: Hope that doesn't hit too close to home.

Also, here's five dollars, go fuck yourself.

"When a game shop roasts you, you know how much you suck."

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Post: 0 for 38 sliding into DMs in my twitter career. Officially retiring. The nail in the coffin.

Him: Do you mind settling an argument between me and my friend real quick?

Her: lol sure?

Him: Ok so my friends SWEARS there are 23 letters in the alphabet but I'm almost there are only 21. So how many are there?

"What? But there are 26 letters." Pyrrha said.

"I think he's hitting on her." Jaune said.

"You can recognise a bad line that quick?" Ren said.

"He probably tried most of them." Weiss said.

"Hey- yeah, I don't deny it, it was cringe." Jaune said.

Her: lmao are you for real? there's 26...

Him: Hm. i must have forgot URAQT.

"That's a new one." Blake said.

Her: your friend was closer... he only forgot B Y and E

Him: (sad emoji)

"Another one got turned down." Yang said.

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Post: As a chiropractor, I am concerned about the anterior translation of the head when lying supine on your pillow. Is there any way to address it?

"What?"

"Too much science hurts my brain..." Ruby said.

"What brain?" Weiss said.

"Hey!" Nova started laughing. "Don't laugh!"

"I'm sorry, but that was funny." Nova said.

Reply: As a social media guy, I don't know what you're talking about.

Some of them laughed.

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Post: So much for calling me dad. Let down once again.

Reply 1: who wants to call you dad?

Reply 2: No one. My dad said he was going to call me but he didn't.

Reply 3: then the correct way to say it is "so much for calling me, dad." ha

Reply 4: Who cares?

Reply 5: not your dad obviously

Some of them laughed.

"Why are people on the internet so mean?" Ruby said.

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Post: how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

Reply: If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

"Shit, he just called her trash!" Yang said.

"Better question, why would you search the trash?" Weiss said.

Reply 2: the fuck

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Post: I Always Got Bullied & Called Names For Being Too Pretty. The Kids Always Called Me "Pretty Face" (sad emoji) #growinguppretty

"Now you're asking for it." Blake said.

Reply: At least she grew out of it.

Some of them laughed.

(Next)

Post: Carmen went from being "engaged" to "it's complicated."

Reply: its not complicated. you got caught fucking numerous men

Damn Randy!

"People really don't show mercy on social media, huh?" Pyrrha said.

(Next)

Post: My mom doesn't even know what the internet is :')

Reply 1: Consider yourself lucky, mine takes up the entire bandwidth with everything she does online everyday :c

"What is she doing?" Ruby said.

"I don't want to think about it." Weiss said.

"That's a lot of porn." Yang said.

Reply 2: That's a lot of porn.

"Why is the first thing that comes to their mind porn?" Weiss said.

Reply 3: Her uploading shouldn't affect his downloading?

They all laughed.

"That's even worse!" Ruby said.

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Her: I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf.

"Intrigued how? How is that intriguing?" Blake said.

Him: Tell me a joke, your best one

Her: Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Him/Yang: It's probably gonna be tearable

Yang started laughing and the others groaned.

Her: You're just too good

Him: I'm witty and relatable

"More like stupid and predictable." Weiss said.

Her: Quote of the day

Her: What did the zero say to the eight?

Him: I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf.

Some of them laughed.

"Okay, I take it back."

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Him: Hey :)

Her: What

(Laughs) Just response "what"! Is already so done! (laughs)

Him: Abcdefghiujklmnopqrstvwxyz

Him: I put U and I together ;)

Her: You misspelled desperate

Oh... Oh...

"Yeah, that was kinda harsh." Pyrrha said.

Post: If that psychopath had... driven a truck into that crowd and killed 100 people would we be talking about truck control?

Reply: Can you imagine that? Registering trucks? Requiring insurance for injury they caused? Licensing and testing drivers?

It would be insanity!

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Post: Opposing marriage equality because people are mean to you is the worst possible argument, just admit you're a cunt and were never going to vote yes Vikki

Reply 1: (I don't think I'm allowed to write the full name) people like you are why lots of us are voting no, what would your mother think if she knew you called women the c-word online

Reply 2: Let's find out? Hey (her mother's name)

Reply 3: Vikki I think you're a cunt too

"Bam! Mother and son!" Yang said.

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Post: NZ' new prime minister? How in God's name did THAT happen? A brain-dead moron.

Reply: You don't need to sign your comments.

They laughed a little.

"That was smart." Blake said.

(Next)

Post: HEY REST OF THE WORLD: Did you know that New Zealand has a weird citrus golem as a voting mascot? They tried to hide it from us!

Reply: You have a weird citrus golem as a president.

They all laughed.

(Next)

Post: Atheists, if God isn't real, how do you explain walking on water? Can you walk on water like Jesus?

Reply: Yes.

Reply 2: Show me a video of you walking on water.

Reply 3: I don't need to. You just need to have faith that I did.

And on that day, no real logical point was made by either side, on the Facebook debate group for atheists vs christians. Who would've fucking thought?

"Don't tell that there are actual pages that debate religion." Weiss said.

"I think it's very obvious."

"But why? What would someone accomplish? They're just insult each other's beliefs." Pyrrha said.

"Atheists can be very rude." Nova said.

(Next)

Post: A dufus. Not a douchebag but a dufus... clumsy idiot sort of.

Reply: i'm a brit and i never hear anyone say doofus

Reply 2: It's always after you've gone.

(Next)

Post: sorry black boys, only white men can handle this

"With how you look, they won't be bothered by your decision." Yang said.

"Yang, stop fat shaming!" Ruby said.

Reply: On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision

Reply 2: On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.

Reply 3: On behalf of the Mecicans there is some jobs we won't even do maybe the Asians can take this one

Reply 4: On behalf of the Asian culture, we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and flying ninja arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek

Reply 5: On behalf of all Muslims, we r gonna have to decline the offwr for the simple fact we don't eat pork

They couldn't stop laughing.

"That poor girl!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

"She got roasted by every culture!" Yang said while laughing.

Welcome to how to guide on How toget your channel demonitized, REAL QUICK! Dis is my primary source of income! Oh no...!

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Post: Did an escape room with all of my femail coworkers. I was stuck in a small room with three femails for 58 minutes. They smelled so good and we touched hands so much. I literally feel high.

"Stranger danger!" Ruby said.

Reply: Every room becomes an escape room with him.

(Next)

Post: Dunno about y'all, but I like a guy that earns his built by slinging 2000 lbs of hay.. stretches by breaking in a bronc.. nutrition from a good home cooked meal.. callouses from rope burns and grabbing horns.. farmers tan from a long hard day of fencing in 110+ degree weather. Not a pussy in the comforts of a gym and poisoned from supplements. =D

Reply: That's pretty amazing.

Reply 2: "sigh" it sure is!

'Makes me think that if I wasn't at Beacon, I would become that guy.' Jaune said.

Reply 3: Unfortunately for you, I don't think a guy that's just spent all day with farm animals wants to have to come home to another one.

Woo! SWWWEEET!

Some of them laughed.

"Come on, that was uncalled for!" Ruby said.

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Post: Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this. Inner me: You're too lit to politic. (Dark Kermit picture)

Reply: Toronto city councillor, Norm Kelly.

Reply 2: The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters &apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.

"OOOOOOH! POLITIC ROAST!" Nora said.

(Next)

Post: Fat Tire! (:

Reply: ur incredibly rude for posting something like this.

"What? He just posted fat tire. Why is that offensive?" Ruby said.

Reply 2: You're incredibly vain if you think this post has anything to do with you.

Reply 3: wow. bitch much? your obviously making up mean names for me.

Reply 4: Wow. Insecure much? Fat Tire is a brand of BEER. If you honestly think that every post containing the word "fat" is directed at you, maybe you should lose some weight.

"Facts." Yang said.

Post: I'm going to take half of Chloe's candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It's never to early to teach her about socialism.

"What?! No, that's not fair!" Ruby said.

Reply: Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids.

"I- I don't get it."

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Post: (Picture of a book burning)

Ah, some girl on Tumblrs burning a book called "guys like girls who..."

"That picture is hurting me." Blake said.

Reply: Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says "guys like girls who like themselves." The title is meant to catch the attention of self-loathing teenage girls because they're the ones who need to read it the most. So you all literally just judged a book by its cover. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

"Oh, I really needed that one."

(Next)

Post: I asked my Italian cousin to send me a picture that would make me regret turning down her invitation to visit Italy, after she drunkenly texted me "her friends were disappointed". She delivered.

Reply: Just think of how disappointed they would have beem if you showed up

They laughed a little.

"Yeah, someone who turns down a chance like that, must be very boring." Yang said.

(Next)

Post: "If a man lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." -Letvicus 20:13. The Scripture is clear. How can any good Christian support gay marriage?

"Is that what they did to gay people back then?!" Jaune said.

"Uh huh." Nova said.

Reply: A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21) If my memory of high school is correct, you might want to reconsider your position on the revelance of the Bible to our marriage laws.

Reply 2: You make me sick. Fuck you.

Yeah, that's right. You've got nothing. Nothing.

[Outro]

"Oh, that was a trippy scene." Yang said.

And done! I feel that this chapter sucked ass. Anyways, like, follow, leave a review AND NOT A REQUEST, send me a PM if you want and READ THE NOVA FORCE. See you soon!