Okay, I already know that no one liked the last chapter, but you don't have to be fucking rude about it. If you're gonna be rude, at least don't do it as a guest like a pussy. Or else I'll just delete it. That's why I'll speed things up to get to the final fight.


I do not own anything except my OCs. WARNING: Randomness, dank memes, cringe and grammar mistakes.

Chapter 94: Nova Force EP7&8

I don't feel like making an intro for this chapter, so let's just get into it. The kids are all together, Nova appears, they all sit down and watch Nova Force.

"Oh god, it's boring as HELL!" Pristia said. She was sitting at her throne, sufferring from boredom. "Nothing interesting is happening!"

"How? She's a queen, she can do whatever she wants there." Weiss said.

"How about all the aliens that ended up here?" Aezielle said.

"The first 100 were fun, but it got boring!"

"How about we do a full invasion?" Rhelnila said.

"I told you, we are not ready yet to go against the warriors!"

"Then how about we send more demons to gain more power?"

"I can't. They're out of control. They don't want to sacrifice their existence for me and now they're with the mortals, doing whatever the fuck they want."

"Again, they will die against them." Pyrrha said.

"But now it will be their choice." Yang said.

"Also, it's not bad for them." Blake said.

"I don't think that's a bad thing." Aezielle said.

"What are you talking about? They're not obeying the queen! And you call me retarded." Rhelnila said.

"You said it, not me."

"Why you little-"

"Even with mediocre insults she can make her angry." Weiss said.

"Both of you shut the fuck up!" Pristia said. "She's right."

"See?"

"Aezielle is right, you dumbass."

"Huh?!"

"Ha! Suck it!" Aezielle said.

"It's not necessarily a bad thing. They're disobeying me by causing more chaos on their way, making us stronger."

"Yeah, I mean look at Jarrad's latest story.". She then showed his story, which was a picture of a dead woman, full of bruises.

"Oh my gosh, what happened to her?" Ruby said.

"Wow, he can't stop. Thousands of years passed and he keeps shoving his dick into women." Rhelnila said.

"So she got raped?" Blake said.

"Is he- is he allowed to air something like that?!" Pyrrha said.

"I have a feeling that this will be a serious episode." Jaune said.

"He keeps going, even with the Nova Force patrolling the city."

"Nova Force?" Pristia said.

"The warriors."

"They named themselves Nova Force? Fucking nerds."

They laughed a little.

"Or maybe not." Yang said.

[Intro]

"Can we... skip the-"

"Don't you dare skip the intro!" Yang said, threatening Weiss.

"Okay! Don't be like that!"

Episode 7: No mercy! Stamatis' terrifying rage

"Yeah, it is a serious episode." Jaune said.

It was a busy day for the warriors. Since the rape reports, they were patrolling every day and night, so they would catch the rapist. At this moment, Ellen was running at every street, every alleyway. She was on the roofs, searching for him. "Where are you? You can't be hiding forever." she said. Her thoughts were interrupted when she got a call from Stamatis. "What is it? I'm almost done here. Why? Your sister is coming?"

AT THE MANSION

"Yeah, she wanted to visit me and that she has a surprise for me. She will be here in a few hours. She also told me that she wanted to meet all of you." Stamatis said.

"Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes."

"Good. And don't be late."

"Dude, I'm never late."

"Okay, bye.". He ended the call and turned to see Tomoko cleaning the house. "How much is left?"

"I'm cleaning the living room and then I'm done, master." she said.

"Great.". Then Shizuna and Amélie entered.

"How long has it been when you last saw her?" Shizuna said.

"Actually till last Christmas. But most of the time I was training. I really missed that little shit. I still remember the times when we were playing rackets in my parents' bedroom when we were too bored to study, with just two small books and a ball made out of paper."

"Wow, they must've had a good time. Me and Yang were just playing video games." Ruby said.

"Yeah, until Dad found out and take our scrolls." Yang said.

"Aww, that's so sweet. I remember being bored too and I would always go at the backyard, split myself in two and play football." Amélie said.

"That's just sad." Nora said.

"I would start drawing back then." Shizuna said.

"I would go out for a run." Ellen said, surprising them.

"She already came?" Pyrrha said.

"She's the fastest thing alive." Ren said.

"How are you so silent?" Stamatis said.

"When you're as fast as me, the world is frozen."

"Ooh, nice reference. Anyway, did you find anything?"

"Eh, not that much." Yang said.

"Nothing. He really knows how to hide. What about you?"

"I'm still being attack on social media by the SJW."

"Dude, you went too far at that interview. You can't say stuff like that in public." Shizuna said.

"But that's how things are!"

"Yeah, but when you say that all the other religions are fake and that faggots go to hell, people won't take that well." Ellen said.

"He did what?!" Weiss said and laughed like everyone else.

"That came out of nowhere! You can't say things like that!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

But it's in the Bible! I know, I've read it! It was long and very boring! I mean, it's 2021! People won't listen to religion anymore and if you say something, they'll punish you via Twitter! Aliens took it better."

"2021?" Ruby said.

"It's supposed to take place the next year. I don't know why." Nova said.

"At least Russia supports you." Amélie said.

"The house is cleaned, master!" Tomoko said.

"Good girl! If you want a treat, go to the fridge." Stamatis said. She then ran to the kitchen. "It still feels weird.". Then he saw Felix going to the kitchen. "Don't go sniff her butt again."

"I was just curious!" Felix said.

They all laughed.

"Hey, do you remember that one time we went to the beach?" Yang said.

"Oh yeah!" Ruby said.

"What happened?" Blake said.

"One time, we all went to the beach. That day we had brought Zwei with us. And we saw another dog, and he didn't look friendly. When we had found our place to sit, that dog came. He sniffed Zwei's butt and started growling at him."

"Why? Zwei is very friendly." Nora said.

"I don't know. Probably because he had his aura already unlocked. And they had a fight. In the end, Zwei won." Yang said.

"We have the best dog in the world!" Ruby said.

Time passed. Someone rang the doorbell. Tomoko was about to open the door, but- "I'll open!" Stamatis said, pushing her away. Or more like sending her crash to a wall. He opened the door and saw-

"Someone's excited." Weiss said.

"Σταμάτη!"

"Αλίκη!". It was his sister. They did a hug and the others swore that they heard a squeaky sound.

"Aww! Look how adorable they look." Nora said.

"I'm so happy to see you again!"

"I missed you so much, big bro."

"Me too. Oh, let me introduce you to my friends. Ellen, Shizuna and Amélie."

"Hi there!"

"Hey."

"Nice to meet you."

"Oh my god, I can't believe I'm with the rest of the Nova Force! Who is the one that is stuck in the wall?" Alice said.

"Oh, that's Tomoko, our maid." Stamatis said.

"Yeah, don't mind her, it's not like she needs help or anything." Blake said.

"Why she-"

"She's part dog. Don't ask. Antway, what is the surprise you were talking about?"

"Yeah, I'll show you now. You can come out now.". Then another guy stood next to her.

"Πετράκη? Is that you? You grew up! What are you doing here?"

"That's the surprise." he said.

"He's my boyfriend." Alice said.

"Really?! Come in! Tomoko, can you get us some juice?"

"(muffled) After I get my head out, master." she said.

"Couldn't you take a normal dog?" Alice said.

"We have. Felix! Come here boy!" Stamatis said. Then Felix came.

"Oh my god, you have a golden retriever?! It's so beautiful! Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie?"

"Can you speak in a language that I understand? I only speak English and French." Felix said, making her scream in surprise. Stamatis was laughing his ass off.

"Wow, your adventures sound very different than what I saw on the news. Weren't you scared?" Alice said.

"Of course I was scared, but I had to do it. Anyway, how did you manage to get a boyfriend?" Stamatis said.

"Well, it took a lot of guts and awkward moments. Then it all went naturally.". Then to mess with him she said. "So, did you manage to get a girlfriend?". He spat his juice when he heard that.

"He still doesn't?" Yang said.

"Not everyone is boldly asking people out like you." Weiss said.

"Why... did you say that in English?"

"Which one is it?" she said, referring to the girls.

"No one." Ellen said.

"Really? You have super powers and you don't have the courage to ask a girl out?"

"What? No! I..." Stamatis was trying to make an excuse, but no one bought it.

"I get you man." Jaune said.

"Yeah, don't excuse yourself. But, if you had the balls, which one would you ask?"

"I can't say that."

"Come on, tell us. Who would you ask first?" Ellen said.

"No, I won't say anything."

"Come on, we want to know!" Shizuna said.

"Nuh uh, όχι, I won't tell you.". And like that, he avoided the embarrassment.

"Nice escape." Yang said.

"Well, time to make a cure for AIDS. Au revoir." Amélie said and with that she went to her lab.

"AIDS?" Petros said.

"Oh yeah. She's making medicine. She already made a cure for Covid-19, Ebola, cancer, cold and many more that will probably appear on Earth in 200 years in the future."

"Isn't Covid-19 the new virus that spread in the entire nation of China?" Ren said.

"Yeah." Nova said.

"But the cure for Covid-19 exists." Alice said.

"But it takes time to take action. With my cure, it takes only one day." Amélie said.

"Wow, with that knowledge, you can do amazing things."

"Anyway, how long are you going to stay in America?" Stamatis said.

"For a couple of days. We want to see the city. We were actually planning to go out tonight." Alice said.

"I don't think that's a good idea. It's really dangerous these days. I mean, we still haven't found that rapist."

"We will be fine. You don't have to worry."

"Oh no..." Pyrrha said.

"I'm still not sure. Who's turn is it to patrol?"

"It's mine." Shizuna said.

"Good. At least I won't be afraid that something happened to you... I think that sounded mean."

It was night. Perfect time to go out and have fun. But... it's also perfect time for crime. In a dark alleyway, a pentagram appeared. And a demon came out of it. He instantly took the form of a man and went to the street. But he noticed a red-haired girl jumping from roof to roof. "Damnit, they're looking for me. But that never stopped me." he said.

"He's kinda hot." Yang said. And everyone else groan. "I didn't say a pun!"

He made sure to go to an area far away from her and searched for his next victim. After some time, he saw a couple. "Jackpot.".

"Oh no!" Ruby said.

He hid at the alleyway that was on their way. When they got next to it, he grabbed the girl by the hair and took her into the darkness. "Come here!

"ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑ! ΒΟΗΘΕΙΑΑΑ!" she said.

"ΑΛΙΚΗ! I'm coming!" Petros said and then went to save her. Her screams could be heard and fighting sounds. Meanwhile, Shizuna was looking for the rapist. Suddenly she heard someone screaming. It sounded like it was far but she heard it.

"見つけた!" she said. She was going there as fast as she could. She called Stamatis to tell him that she found him. "Stamatis, I found him!"

"Good! Go and get him before he escapes!"

"On it!". She ended the call and continued. "I wish I knew how to fly. I should have let him teach me when I had the chance.". She reached the area and after a minute of searching, she found them. But it was too late. The damage was done. But he was still there. He ran as fast as he could. "You won't get away!". When she left the alleyway, she saw- "A pentagram?!". He escaped through the pentagram. "Stamatis! A demon! The rapist is a demon!"

"What?!"

"Yeah, but he escaped!"

"Check if the victim is alive!"

"Okay, I'm-"

"Please... help..." a voice said. She turned and saw- "... please..."

"Petros...?!". He was beaten up.

"Shizuna, what's happening?"

"How do you tell him that you let his sister get raped?" Blake said.

"Help her..."

"What's going on, who is talking? Shizuna!"

"Oh no... Stamatis... the victim..." she said, trying to hold her tears.

As soon as he learned who the victim is, he and the rest of the team took them and went to a hospital as fast as they could, making a mess on the way. He was furious. Right now, they were outside the room, waiting for the doctor to come out. In the meantime, Stamatis was cursing himself for not insisting her to go out. Shizuna too, because she wasn't quick enough to prevent this. "It's all my fault... I didn't make it in time..."

"I never expected a show that relies on references to get that serious." Weiss said.

"I know. The show's quality just got better."

"No... it's my fault. I shouldn't let her go. You did everything you could. Luck just wasn't on our side." Stamatis said. "I can't believe this happened..."

"Nothing will happen if we keep blaming ourselves. The good news is that she's alive." Ellen said. Then the doctor came.

"She is?!" Jaune said.

"Luck was on their side." Ren said.

"Doctor, how is she?!"

"Well, she was injured very badly, and her friend too, but she will be okay. Physically though. I don't think that she will forget her traumatic experience. You can go inside now." the doctor said and they ran inside. It was painful for Stamatis. Her sister, full of bruises, on a hospital bed. Her eyes were red from all that crying. And Petros was in the bed next to her.

"Αλίκη...". He ran and hug her tight, while holding his tears. "I'm so glad that you're okay..."

"Σταμάτη... I thought that... I was done... I'm sorry I didn't listen to you." she said.

"I'm also sorry. I wasn't able to protect her..." Petros said.

"No, don't be sorry. I'm the one that have to say sorry. I wasn't there when you needed me. I am a terrible brother and hero."

"No, you-"

"Yes, I am! But I'll make it up, I promise. When I find him, I'll make him pay."

"That's... the first time I see you like that..."

"A lot changed. Also, Πέτρο, it's okay. He was beyond your power."

"What do you mean?" Petros said.

"It was a demon."

"A demon?!"

"You mean I got raped by a demon?!" Aluce said.

"Yes, but don't worry. I can fix that. But a small warning: it'll hurt."

"Huh?". He then put his hand on her groin. "Uh... what are you- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!". His hand illuminated a light. The rest of the team were cringing, because of the feeling.

"What are you doing?!" Petros said, worried about her. After a minute of pain and screaming it was over.

"Uhhh... what did he just do?" Ruby said.

"Τι στο διάολο έκανες;!"

"A little spell that I learned from my training. I cleansed your... privates. Think of it as a Christian abortion."

"No way... He can actually do magic?" Nora said.

"Well, his powers are just OP enhanced magic."

"You mean..."

"Yes, you're a virgin again.". Hearing that, made her cry.

"Thank you... thank you, brother..."

"Hey, it's okay. Now to find the demon."

"I have an idea. Something that we should've done from the start. Alice, can you tell us how he looked?" Amélie said.

"It was dark and I didn't see well, but he had long hair and he had muscles." she said.

"Great, that's more than enough. Now we can set our trap."

The next night, they set the trap. A sexy blonde was walking in a dark and empty part of the city. Then her phone rang. "Have you taken your position, Double A?" Stamatis said.

"Oui, but why do I have to be the bait?" Amélie said.

"Because the others didn't want to be. And with your shape-shifting abilities no one will recognise you."

"Fine. Also, Double A?"

"What? Because of your name."

"It does sound nice."

"That is a good nickname." Yang said.

"Good luck.". She waited for some time, but he didn't came.

"I mean, who would risk his life like that?" Weiss said.

"I should've expected that he wouldn't come. He almost got caught the last time, why would he come outside the next day? I mean, he can't be that-". Before she could finish her sentence someone grabbed her by the hair and dragged her in an alleyway.

"Wow, I caught another hot one. I'm on a row!" he said.

'Okay, he is that stupid.' she thought. She tried to fight back, but he was stronger than she expected.

"Damn, for a woman of your type, you're really strong! But not strong enough! Now give me that ass!". Then, without expecting it, he was grabbed by the neck by a tentacle. He then saw her angry pink eyes. "What?!"

"Are you sure about that?". She then called her leader. "I got him. I'm sending him to you."

'Shit! The warriors! I had to go again!'. She then threw him far away to another empty area, crashing to a building. "Damnit... I have to leave now!". He summoned a pentagram to escape, but before he jumped in it, something fast hit in the face, sending him to the street, where a lot of people saw him. "What was that?!". He got up and saw the one who hit him.

"You're not going anywhere." Ellen said. He started running away as fast as possible. He turned to another alleyway.

"*panting* I think... I lost them..."

"You'd wish.". He turned around, shaking in fear, and saw Shizuna. She then quckly grabbed him by the neck. "You won't escape this time."

"Now that's just bullying." Ruby said.

"That asshole deserves it." Yang said.

"Totally." Blake said.

"Break his legs!" Nora said.

"Nora, I think they'll do something worse." Ren said.

"Please don't hurt me..."

"As much as I want to, I won't. But he will."

"... He?...". She then opened the backdoor of the building next to them and threw him in. "When will this end?!"

"Very soon.". The lights turned on and along with the demon was Stamatis. "You know, we usually don't scare bad guys that much. But now it got personal." he said.

"But I haven't done anything to you! I just rape random women!"

"Except for the last one. The last one was MY SISTER!". The demon took a step back when his voice raised. "And tonight this ends."

"He can really be scary." Pyrrha said.

"Even when his voice gets high-pitched." Nora said.

'I can't believe it! I've been caught! And if I don't do something, I'll die! I have two choices, fight or flee. Fuck it, I'll fight.'. The demon rushed at him and threw a punch. Stamatis was quick enough to raise his arms to block it. But the attack was stronger than he expected so he was pushed back.

"Τι στο-;!". He ducked in time to dodge a strong punch and rolled away. 'He's way stronger than I thought!'.

"You look surprised."

"How can a demon like you be so strong?!"

"Well, while you are out there helping old hags cross the road, we are getting stronger by the second, from everyone's negativity. Every crime, every dick move, every evil thought, makes us stronger."

"If they get all that negativity from the entire universe... will they be able to defeat them?" Jaune said.

"They will. Heroes always do." Ruby said.

"Did your new queen send you?"

"No, fuck Pristia! She's been using us to kill you, but we all die! Also her pussy is hairy."

"Gross." Yang said.

"I didn't to hear that again." Weiss said

"Gross."

"I know. But enough with this.". He rushed at him again for a punch. But Stamatis was prepared and caught his fist. "What?!"

"You may be strong. But I'm stronger.". The demon struggled to free his fist.

"Let me go!". He then threw a punch with his other hand, but Stamatis caught that too. 'Damnit! I underestimated him!'. Stamatis then gave a strong kick, making him cough saliva.

"Oh!" most of them said.

Then he headbutted him, ruining his face.

"OH!"

Finally he threw him at a wall. 'I... have to get... out of here...!'. He summoned a pentagram and crawled over there. But Stamatis grabbed him by the hair and raised him. "Please... don't kill me..."

"Oh, I won't kill you."

"Huh...?"

"When I'm through with you, you'll only be a bad memory. Literally."

"This is actually scary." Jaune said.

"Why?! Heroes don't act like that!" Ruby said.

"Wh... what?". Stamatis threw him down hard, destroying the floor beneath him.

"Holy shit, this guy has no chill!" Yang said.

He then raised his hand and created a small white energy ball. "What... is that...?"

"I would say my most terrifying attack. I call this The Judgement. It might be small but whoever gets hit, experiences the worst pain anyone has ever felt, before his or her soul gets erased. But since you're a demon, death for you means that you'll be erased anyway. That is your punishment. A painful death."

"He's gonna get hakai'd?!" Jaune said.

"What?! Please, don't do it! I beg you!"

"Did my sister and all the other women you raped begged for their lives?"

"... Most of them.". And with that, he launched the energy ball. His body started shining and turning into dust, while he was screaming in pain, until he disappeared.

"Τελείωσε."

"That was... epic and creepy at the same time." Yang said.

It's been days since that incident. Stamatis and the rest of the team were at the airport to say goodbye to his sister and her boyfriend. "Well, this is it."

"Yeah, too bad that we didn't spend much time around the city." Alice said.

"Next time, I'll visit."

"You can't, you're a fugitive."

"I'll talk to the Holy Counselor about that."

"A fugitive?" Blake said.

"Every man in Greece at the age of 19 has to serve his country for a year at most. And not going is punishable by law." Nova said.

"So it's like the WW3 memes. " Ruby said.

"The difference is that war or not, you still get drafted."

"Wait, why not women?" Pyrrha said.

"Because they're women."

"You can't be serious. Women can't join the army?" Weiss said.

"Only by studying. And they join as high-ranks. Always."

"Really?"

"Uh huh."

"That's cool." Yang said.

"Also mom's rage."

"When you arrive, she'll probably yell at me on the phone.". They both laughed a little.

BGM: Get Wild - City Hunter

"Αντίο αδερφούλα."

"Αντίο αδερφούλη."

"I'll miss you, you little shit."

"Me too, you dumbass."

"Aww, they speak so kind to each other." Nora said.

"Πετράκη, it was great to see you again."

"Me too, man."

"Take care of her, okay."

"I will."

After the goodbyes, they were watching the plane leaving.

"Come on, girls. Let's go home." But when they got out of the airport-

End of BGM

"Oh no."

"What is it?" Ellen said.

"Look!" Shizuna said. A swarm of people were coming towards them to protest.

"Who are they?" Weiss said.

"It's the SJW cucks!" Yang said.

"Oh come on! They ruined the Nicky Larson reference!" Amélie said.

"You mean City Hunter."

"Same show."

"Great. The SJW." Stamatis said. "Alright, what do you want?"

"We want you to apologise for everything you said!" one of them said. "YEAH!"

"Okay!" Stamatis said. "I'm sorry for what I said! All these years I was raised that way, believing that it was wrong. But lately, my way of thinking has changed. When God made the human, he knew that this was going to happen. Because He made him. He also knew that the human would find a way to change himself completely for the same reason. Is it wrong to love? No! Of course it's not! Maybe I won't support gay rights because I'm straight, but I'll accept it! And everyone should accept it! It may take a lot of time, but in the end it will happen. Because love has no boundaries!". They were so impressed by his speech they cheered for him. "Just don't act gay, that's why people don't accept you.". They were skeptical but they agreed.

"That was a very good speech." Blake said.

"You said it very well, leader." Shizuna said.

"Thanks."

"WAIT! What about the other religions?!" a muslim one said.

"Well, it's what I said. I mean, who do you think gave us our powers?"

"You mean that God gave you these powers?! We thought that you got hit by an space gamma ray!" another one said.

"What?"

"Yeah, everyone knows that!"

"Who told you that crap?". They all pointed at Ellen, who was looking elsewhere, whistling.

"Busted!" Nora said.

"You told them that?! Why?!"

"Because if we said that God gave us our powers, we would cause chaos to half the population! They would start riots and wars!" Ellen said.

"Well, they'll have to accept it. Hey, is anyone recording?". Someone raised his hand. "Good. Listen everyone, I'm sorry for saying that homosexuals go to Hell. God accepts everyone. But all the other religions are fake! God gave me the powers me and my team possess! So you better accept it and change religion! I'm done now.". So now he and his team walked home.

"You really changed your mind. I thought that you would cause more controversy." Ellen said.

"I know. That's why I lied."

"He lied?!" Pyrrha said.

"What?!" the girls said.

"His deception and speech went to 100." Yang said.

"I lied. If I said the truth, they wouldn't listen. They won't listen. I told you, it's in the Bible. It's a sign."

"A sign?" Shizuna said.

"The End of Times." Amélie said.

"That's a real prophecy?" Ren said.

"Actually yeah." Nova said.

"Exactly. And it's coming very soon." Stamatis said.

"How much soon?" Ellen said.

"I think in the next 10 years. But... I fear that something worse is coming."

"The new queen."

"Exactly. We must prepare. Because humanity- no, everything, will face its most difficult enemy."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Shitpost Time

BGM: Pose (by Daddy Yankee)

Basically JoJo pose challenge with poses from Eyes of Heaven (original by Solo dime Raiden)

"Hello? JoJo? Hello?" Yang said.

Jonathan: Shizuna

Dio: Stamatis

W. A. Zeppeli: Ellen

Speedwagon: Amélie

Joseph: Ellen

Caesar: Stamatis

"Why does Caesar and Dio fit him so well?" Jaune said.

Lisa Lisa: Shizuna

Stroheim: Amélie

Esidisi: Stamatis

Wammu: Shizuna

Kars: Amélie

"Wow, she even turned her arms into wings!" Ruby said.

"Let's go, part 3 now!" Yang said.

(Now all stands will be Amélie)

Jotaro: Shizuna

"How did they do the stands?" Blake said.

"It's probably Amélie."

Joseph: Ellen

Avdol: Shizuna

Kakyoin: Stamatis

Polnareff: Amélie

Iggy: Felix

"Even Felix?" Ruby said.

Hol Horse: Stamatis

N'Doul: Shizuna

Mariah: Ellen

Pet Shop: Amélie

They laughed a little.

Vanilla Ice: Shizuna

DIO: Stamatis

Jotaro P4: Shizuna

Koichi: Amélie

Josuke: Ellen

Okuyasu: Stamatis

Yukako: Shizuna

"She kinda looks like her too." Ruby said.

Akira: Amélie

Rohan: Shizuna

Shigechi: Amélie

Kira and Kosaku: Stamatis

"Dude, he kills all the bad guys." Yang said.

Giorno: Ellen

Bucciarati: Stamatis

Narancia: Amélie

Mista: Ellen

Fugo: Stamatis

Trish: Shizuna

Diavolo: Amélie

Jolyne: Ellen

Ermes: Shizuna

Weather: Amélie

Annasui: Stamatis

Pucci: Ellen

Johnny: Ellen

Gyro: Amélie

Diego: Stamatis

Valentine: Shizuna

Josuke P8: Stamatis

Joshu: Amélie

End of BGM

Ellen: Tell us again, why we did that?

Stamatis: I don't know, I just wanted to post something funny on TikTok.

"That was an actually good episode. Very serious, but also kinda funny." Blake said.

"Cool, now let's see the next episode." Nova said.

"It's already out?" Jaune said.

"Most episodes are ready. They're now working on the season finale."

In the deep depths of space (again), minor rulers were still trying to get into the Dark Alliance.

"Aw man, I don't like the episodes with aliens. They're defeated so easily." Yang said.

"The demons too." Blake said.

"But they're getting better."

But two rulers had a different goal in their minds. Princess Ibu and Prince Fen were on their way to a small nano-planet. In that rock was a pair of rings that would make them more powerful. "How much do we need to get to 88834ZEN?" Prince Fen asked his soldier.

"We need three more hours, my lord." he said.

"Good. You hear that, my sister?"

"Of course, my brother! We are very close to our goal!" Princess Ibu said.

"When we get there, we'll finally be in the Dark Alliance. Aren't you excited?"

"I never was too happy!"

"Me too!". They both started laughing and singing.

"We'll get in the Alliance, we'll get in the Alliance!". The two immature siblings were very excited. But their excitement will soon die.

"Great, they're annoying too." Weiss said.

[Intro]

Episode 8: Behold, the ultimate fusion! The perfect warrior is born!

"Fusion?! So we're gonna see a fusion?!" Jaune said.

"Oh, that is so cool! Who do you think will fuse?" Ruby said.

"I bet it will be Ellen and Shizuna." Yang said.

On Earth, everything was peaceful. But in the Nova Force mansion, a big battle was happening. Stamatis and Shizuna were both very skilled but Shizuna had the upper hand. With all her gaming talent, she trapped him in a big combo and used all of her super meter to finish him with a Gohan-Vegeta-Teen Gohan level 3 super attack, destroying Stamatis one more time. "ΓΑΜΩ!" Stamatis said.

"He really sucks. He had Vegito and Black! And Yamcha!"

"I won. Again." Shizuna said.

"Why do you have to be so Asian?!"

"It's not only that. You just suck at Dragon Ball Fighterz. I mean you picked Vegito, Goku Black and Yamcha. And I still beat you."

"I'm not good at these games. I'm only good in Tekken."

"I'll admit that. I want one more fight. I want to practice Gogeta."

"Fine... by the way, which is your favourite fusion?"

"Gotenks."

"Mine's Vegito. Especially against Buu."

"Yeah. He was the strongest then. Now it's Gogeta."

"Fusion... hmmm... hmmmmm... HMMM... well?"

"What?"

"Won't you ask me what I'm thinking?"

"I'm waiting to hear you, but all you do is trying to get my attention. What are you thinking about?"

"Well, we can do attacks from Dragon Ball, right?"

"Right."

"Does that mean... that we can also do the Fusion dance?"

"... You know what? That's a good question. I never thought of that!"

"Do you think it's possible to fuse?"

"I don't know, but I want to do it!"

"Great! Call the others, quickly!"

"I don't think it would work." Ren said.

"Why not?" Jaune said.

"Because it's a trick that exists only in Dragon Ball. It's not possible."

The entire team was in the training room, waiting to hear Stamatis' announcement. "Well, what did you want to tell us that is so important?" Ellen said.

"Fusion!"

"Huh?"

"Fusion! Today, we will try the Fusion dance."

"Why?" Amélie said.

"Because I want see a fusion!"

"Me too!" Shizuna said.

"That's a really honest answer. They just want to see one." Weiss said.

"Okay, which two of us will try it?" Ellen said.

"I suggest you and Shizuna." Stanatis said.

"Called it." Yang said.

"Why us?"

"I don't know. It would be like, the perfect fusion."

"It is true. The combination of Ellen's light speed and Shizuna's raw power, would balance each other, creating the ultimate warrior." Amélie said.

"Do you think their hair would turn purple?" Ruby said.

"Sounds good enough. But we must practice. It won't be that easy." Shizuna said.

"Alright, let's give it a shot." Ellen said.

After hours of training, they were finally ready to do it. "Are you ready?" Stamatis said.

"We sure are! I can't wait to do the fusion!" Shizuna said.

"Good! Now remember. You must have the same power level to do it."

"I'll make sure to keep it low."

"Ha ha. Very funny." Ellen said sarcastically.

"And don't fuck this up. Or else you're gonna end up fat or spooky scary skeletons. Are you ready to do this?" Stamatis said and the girls nodded. They went to their positions and began the dance.

"The moment of truth." Jaune said.

"FUUUUUUU-SION! HA!" They both said. Everyone was waiting for something to happen... but nothing happened.

"I knew it." Ren said.

"Nothing happened." Ellen said.

"What? How?! You did the dance perfectly, you had the same power level! Why didn't it work?" Stamatis said.

"You do all realise that the fusion dance is a fictional magic trick? That only works in Dragon Ball, right?" Amélie said. That made the rest fall down in realisation.

They couldn't help it but laugh.

"So we spent two hours for a trick that doesn't work?!" Ellen said.

"It was worth the try." Shizuna said.

"No, it wasn't!"

"No... there has to be a way..." Stamatis said.

"What?"

"The fusion dance didn't work, but I believe that there is a way to fuse. We just don't know it yet. Maybe it's possible with an accessory?"

"Maybe. In Dragon Ball they had the Potara earrings." Shizuna said.

"Exactly. There must be something similar to the Potara out there. Double A, do you know any place in the universe that has something like that?"

"I lost my memory, I don't remember that much. I mean, my knowledge only applies to science and how the universe works." Amélie said.

"Γαμώτο. I guess there's only one who might know."

"Who?" Ellen said. Stamatis looked up and shouted:

"Holy Counselor, we need your help!". Then all of a sudden, the Holy Counselor appeared.

"That appearence seemed less impressive than I thought." Weiss said.

"You called me, Stamatis? See? It wasn't so hard to remember a small phrase." the counselor said.

"Ha ha. Anyway, I called you because I need you to tell us something."

"And what do you want to know?"

"Is there a way to perform a fusion?"

"A fusion? Hmm... there is."

"Really?! What is it?!"

"In the deep depths of space, in a small planet, there are a pair of rings. The Rings of Fusion. When the wearers touch the rings together, they create a new person. Thankfully, the fusion is temporary. You can either wait for an hour or you can simply take off the rings."

"Haven't we ripped-off Dragon Ball enough?" Shizuna said.

"You never rip off Dragon Ball enough." Nora said.

"Just because something is similar to an object to a show, it doesn't make that a reference. Anyway, do you want me to send you there?"

"Of course, if you don't mind." Ellen said.

"No problem."

"Attends!" Amélie said, getting everyone's attention. "Why don't you go with my new portal that I made two days ago?"

"Have you tested it?" Shizuna said.

"... No..."

"Yeah, we will do it the safe way." Amélie then got so sad, she looked at them, with sad puppy eyes. Even the screen turned grey with sad music in the background.

They laughed a little.

"Are you ready, girls?" the counselor said.

"We are."

"Good. To planet 88834ZEN.". The counselor did his magic and disappeared.

"Isn't that the place were the aliens are going?" Pyrrha said.

"Now, what do we do while we wait?" Stamatis said.

"Do you want to test my portal?" Amélie said. Stamatis just walked away. Then she got really sad.

They all laughed.

"Tomoko!"

"Yes, Amélie-sama?" she said.

"I want a glass of orange juice. I'm really sad."

"Coming right now!"

"Merci."

The counselor teleported them to the small planet. "Here you go, girls. Good luck." he said.

"Thanks." they said and then he disappeared.

"Now where should we head to?" Shizuna said.

"I think we should go where the sign points." Ellen said, showing a rock sign that said: ΠΡΟΣ ΤΟ ΝΑΟ ΤΗΣ ΣΥΓΧΩΝΕΥΣΗΣ.

"What does that say?"

"To the temple of fusion." Nova said.

"Are you sure that is the right way? You don't even know what it says."

"Do you know where to go?"

"*sigh* Let's just go.". They walked to the path that the sign was pointing. But they didn't notice the big spaceship that was hidded in the forest next to them. Two aliens came out of the forest. They had blue skin, long purple hair and one antenna on their heads.

"You saw that, brother? Competition!" Princess Ibu said.

"Thank goodness! It wouldn't be fun without a challenge!" Prince Fen said.

"Not only that! They will also go through the traps, making it easier for us!"

"Oh, I love being evil!"

"Me too!". They started laughing like a bunch of kids.

"I can't wait to see those brats getting their asses kicked." Yang said.

After 30 minutes of walking, the girls saw the temple. "Finally! We got to the temple! I thought the path wouldn't end." Shizuna said, being a little tired.

"You looked tired." Ellen said.

"And you're not?"

"I don't get tired."

"And you're complaining about ripping-off Dragon Ball. You're the biggest rip-off."

They laughed a little.

"I like how the crew is like, "yeah, we know, we don't care"."

"Maybe, but I'm cool rip-off."

"That's true." They were walking towards the entrance, when suddenly the earth started shaking. "What is happening?"

"Look!". Next to the entrance, was a large rock statue. The statue's became red, meaning that he woke up. It then got in their way, not letting them pass.

"なんてこった?!"

"It must be something like a guardian."

"ΕΑΝ ΘΕΛΕΤΕ ΝΑ ΠΕΡΑΣΕΤΕ ΠΡΕΠΕΙ ΝΑ ΜΕ ΝΙΚΗΣΕΤΕ... ΜΑΖΙ." the statue said.

"It's nice having subtitles." Nora said.

"I wish Stamatis was here to translate for us. What do you think it said?"

"Does it matter? Let's just beat him." Shizuna said.

"Which of us will fight?"

"Let's find out."

"ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!" they both said.

"HA! Paper beats rock!" Ellen said.

"Why do they decide stuff in anime with rock-paper-scissors?" Weiss said.

"Fine. At least it will be quick.". Ellen transformed and went for a strong punch to its abdomen. But it didn't do anything. "What?!". The statue tried to attack by punching her down with its giant fist. Of course she avoided it. She then attacked every part of its body with high speeds. But she didn't even make a small crack. "How is a statue made of rock that durable?!"

"Have you tried punching harder?" Yang said.

"Didn't you see the subtitles? They have to do it together."

"Do you need help?"

"No, I'm okay!". At that moment, where she dropped her defences, it grabbed her.

"No, come on! You could move!" Ruby said.

She was struggling to free herself, but it was no use. "How is it that... strong?!". It then put its hand behind and with all its strength, it threw her at the mountain that was next to them like a freaking spear.

They tried to hold their laughter... but they couldn't.

"... Well it's my turn now.". Shizuna transformed and rushed at him. She jumped and punched him right in the face. The attack didn't have an effect. She then did a flurry of fiery punches, bit it didn't damage it. "How is that possible?!". She backed up and launched an energy blast at it, causing a massive explosion. "That'll have to do it." Bit unfortunately, it didn't do anything. The statue came out of the flames and quickly gave a strong kick, sending her crash into the mountain, right next to Ellen, who was struggling to get her head out of the rock.

"Ouch. That must've hurt." Ruby said.

"Actually, it doesn't look that strong. Just very durable." Pyrrha said.

"How is that possible? None of our attacks do anything! There must be a way to defeat it."

"What?" Ellen said, after she got her head out.

"I said that nothing works. How can we defeat it?"

"Maybe it's a test?"

"A test?"

"It's probably what it said. Since we're trying to get the rings of fusion, that must mean that we have to do it together."

"Let's give it a try.". They both charged at the statue. They both gave a strong punch to its gut. This time they destroyed it.

"That easily?!" Weiss said.

"I guess it wasn't that strong." Blake said.

"Or they're just strong as fuck." Nora said.

"It worked? But... before..."

"Magic?"

"*sigh* Whatever, let's just go.". The girls entered the temple. Meanwhile, the twin rulers, were watching them from a safe distance.

"They are very strong, sister!" Prince Fen said.

"You're right, but if we get to the rings first, everything will be okay!" Princess Ibu said.

"But how are we going to do that?"

"... I don't know. We will think of something. Come on, let's go!". The two aliens entered the temple too.

"The inside of the temple is amazing..." Shizuna said in awe.

"I'm actually surprised that there are fluorescent lamps." Ellen said pointing at the ceiling.

"Really?" Weiss said.

"What do you think happened to the inhabitants?"

"Either they all died or moved to another planet. Besides, we are in the middle of a forest.". Later, the girls found the first puzzle. It was a big room, and on the floor were ten lines with round tiles on them. Ellen stopped Shizuna before she goes forward. "Wait. This is probably a puzzle. Look at the tiles."

"You're right. It looks like... two music pentagrams. And the round tiles must be the notes."

"Look over there!". Ellen found a drawing on the wall that looked like a music sheet.

"At least we know what to play."

"Let me go first.". Shizuna stepped on the first note. But then immediately the walls started shooting fire. She got engulfed by the flames. Luckily, thanks to her power she wasn't affected by fire. But I can't say the same for her clothes.

They all got surprised, but also laughed.

Meanwhile Ellen was holding her laughter. "But I stepped on the right note!"

"I forgot to tell you, that it says something next to the sheet.". Next to the sheet was the word ΤΑΥΤΟΧΡΟΝΑ. "Let me call Stamatis."

"You have signal?"

"Double A modified our phones."

"When?"

"In our sleep."

"...Okay."

"Hello?"

"Stamatis."

"Hey Ellen, what is it?"

"We want you to tell us what that word means. Tay...to...x-pona?"

"What? Wait... you mean ταυτόχρονα?". Stamatis then started laughing like crazy.

"That there is genuine laughter." Yang said.

"But it wasn't funny." Ruby said.

When he calmed down, he explained to her. "It means at the same time."

"Okay, thanks."

"No, thank you, I needed that.". She ended the call.

"Well?" Shizuna said.

"We have to play the melody at the same time."

"That makes sense.". They stepped on the tiles together, making the door in front of them open. They continued on their way, unaware of the aliens following them.

"How will they get to the rings first?" Ren said.

They finally reached the second puzzle. It wasn't a puzzle, it was a bottomless pit. Shizuna dropped a pebble in the pit. There was no sound. "When we come back, we will ask Stamatis to teach us how to fly."

"They still don't know how to fly?!" Yang said.

"And the other side it's kinda far. We can't jump to the other side."

"We can use the walls. The path is narrow."

"Good idea. Let's go- WOAH!". Before she could finish her sentence, someone pushed her and Shizuna down the pit.

"So long, losers!" Princess Ibu said.

"Good thinking, sister!" Prince Fen said. "Now the rings are ours!".

"That's bullshit! They could've sensed them coming!"

They used their idea and walked on the wall, supporting each other by pushing. They got on the other side snd entered the next room. "Look, brother!"

Meanwhile, the girls stopped their fall. Shizuna made a hole on the side to hang on it and Ellen was hanging on Shizuna. "What the hell?! Who did this?!" Ellen said.

"We are not the only ones looking for the rings! And with the way they passed us, they're not good people." Shizuna said.

"Quick, throw me up!". Shizuna, with a swing, she launched her up, to safety. She on the other hand climbed her way to the top by punching more holes. "And you call me a rip-off."

"Well, unlike you I don't chuckle. "

"Yeah, you do." Blake said.

"Yeah, you do."

"Let's just go. But we won't get there on time."

"I have an idea. Wall run."

"Oh yeah, you're right!". And that's what they did. They ran on the walls really fast. "Now let's go kick their ass!"

The twins saw in front of them the rings. "We finally made it!" Prince Fen said.

"We will be unstoppable!" Princess Ibu said.

"Not so fast!". They turned around and saw the girls.

"What?! But we saw you falling down!" Ibu said.

"It's going to take more than that to get rid of us." Shizuna said. "Who are you, anyway?"

"I am Princess Ibu!"

"And I am Prince Fen!"

"And together we are known us the Ibufen siblings!" they both said, doing a pose.

"Laaaaaame." Nora said.

"Ibufen? Like... ibuprofen?" Pyrrha said.

"... Was there also another one named Pro?" Ellen said.

"No, why?"

"Nothing, I was just curious."

"You're too late! We have the rings! You're both dead! Are you ready, brother?" Ibu said.

"Of course, sister!" Fen said. They both put the rings on their fingers and touched them.

"Aw shit." Ellen said. A light emitted from the twins.

"Why didn't you take the rings?!" Shizuna said.

"I was curious!". The light died and witnessed the fusion in front of them.

"Now, you'll face the power of IBUFEN!" the fused alien said.

"That's a cool design." Jaune said.

"Hey, isn't the fused voice supposed to be both of the voices?" Yang said.

"It's like both voices are also fused." Blake said.

"It must have been difficult to find an actor that sounds like that." Weiss said.

"Woah... I expected the voice to be different. It sounds like a combination of both voices.". Ibufen quickly grabbed them by their heads and crashed through the ceiling. They got out of the temple and threw them down in front of the entrance.

"Now we can play properly!"

"It will be an easy game." Shizuna said.

"So, the fusion isn't that strong." Ruby said.

"Huh?"

"You heard me. We will be the winners."

"Nice bluff.". And so, the fight started. Ibufen charged at both of them. They were all moving and attacking at blinding speeds. "I'm fighting both of you at the same time and all you do is dodging! Victory is mine!". The fusion, which I don't know the gender of, grabbed them, jumped really high and threw them down. It then launched a barrage of ki blast at them. To finish the attack, it charged a big one and threw it, causing a giant explosion. "Yes! I am the winner! I am the winner!"

"The game's not over yet!"

"Eh? EHHHH?!". When the dust cleared off, Ibufen saw that the girls were fine. "I told you. We will be the winners."

"The cool moments really overshadow the mediocre dialogue." Jaune said.

"Why you! DIE!". Ibufen charged at them. But something stopped it. It felt immense pain. Ellen kneed it in the stomach.

BGM: Jolyne theme (by Hibarist)

"Shiz, this game sucks, don't you think?" Ellen said.

"That song?! I sense a cool JoJo beatdown coming." Yang said.

"Yeah. How about we play another game?" Shizuna said.

"Yeah. Let's play some real-life Pong!". Ellen kicked Ibufen really hard, sending it away. Shizuna appeared and punched it back. They kept hitting it back and forth at high speeds. Then the girls dashed in the middle and punched its head at the same time. Then they unleashed a flurry of punches, Ellen in front and Shizuna in the back and ended their attack with a strong uppercut.

Everyone was speechless by the action.

"They have no chill!"

Ibufen tried to get up, ignoring the pain.

"How are they still alive?!" Pyrrha said.

"I... am... not... done..." Ibufen said, before the fusion ends. They got seperated again.

"What?!... But... WHERE ARE THE RINGS?!" Ibu said.

"You mean... these rings?" Ellen said, having the rings in her hand.

End of BGM

"How did you-"

"I'm the fastest thing alive. I could've done it anytime. We were just bored. And we still are."

"Now then... what should we do with you?" Shizuna said, both of the girls, looking menacing.

"W-w-w-what are you gonna do to us?" Fen asked, hugging her sister from terror. The girls then thought to fuse.

BGM: M1625 - Dragon Ball Z

They put on the rings, touched them and the same process happened.

"I can't wait to see how the fusion looks like!" Ruby said.

The light died and revealed the new fusion. The most fascinating thing it's that their powers merged, creating a new form with purple hair, the one eye green and the other red.

"She's beautiful..." Weiss said in awe.

"Wow, she looks so cool!"

"Even their outfits fused." Yang said.

End of BGM

"I am neither Ellen nor Shizuna! I am... I am... wait, how should I name myself? Ellena? Elluna? Shizellen? Shillen? Shellen? Yeah, Shellen. I am Shellen!"

"I think I shat myself.". Then Shellen sent them flying to space.

"That was very satisfying." Weiss said.

"But an overkill." Pyrrha said.

"At this point, I would say a Team Rocket reference, but it would be too predictable. Still, that was overkill.". Shellen took off the rings and the girls seperated.

"We've got the rings. Let's go home." Ellen said. "Holy Counselor, we need your help!". The Holy Counselor appeared in front of them.

"Was your trip successful?" he said and the girls nodded. "Great. Now let's go back to Earth. ". He then teleported them home.

They appeared back in the mansion. "We're back, guys!... Holy sh-*cough* What is that smell?!" Ellen said. The place was filled with a purple smoke.

"What happened here?"

"What is that *cough* smoke?!" Shizuna said.

"I'll leave now. See you next time." the counselor said and then left. Then Stamatis came, wearing a gas mask.

"Girls, you came! Quick, put on these masks." Stamatis said, giving them the masks.

"What is going on here?!" Ellen said.

"Well, since no one wanted to test Amélie's portal, she got sad and decided to bake a cake. That smoke is the poisonous gas that was ejected from her body. Basically, her deadly farts."

"What kind of cake did she make to make her fart poison?!" Yang said.

"Poisonous gas? What did she make?!" Shizuna said.

"Special iced arsenic cake."

"What?!" everyone said.

"?!"

"Why would she do that?!" Pyrrha said.

"Maybe she's immune to poison?" Ren said.

"Why would she make that?!" Ellen said.

"Because she's immune to poison and wanted something poisonous! And she's French!" Stamatis said.

"What does that have to do with an arsenic cake?" Blake said.

"You'll see in the shitpost." Nova said.

"What does... whatever."

When the gas disappeared, they went back inside. "Alright, let's see the fusion!" Stamatis said. The girls put on the rings and fused. "Wow! That's so cool!"

"So you're... Ellena now?" Amélie said.

"It's Shellen." Shellen said. She took off the rings and separated.

"Congratulations. You're officially gay." Stamatis said.

They laughed a little.

"That came out of nowhere." Nora said.

"Fusion is not gay!" the girls said.

"It is!"

"It's not!" Shizuna said.

"Then find a boyfriend! Or else I'm not believing you."

"And where we'll get one right now?"

"I'm right here!"

"That's a stupid way to get laid." Yang said.

"Yeah, no."

"No thanks." Ellen said.

They all laughed.

"Rejected!"

"Why? Aren't I good enough...?" Stamatis said.

"No, you're hot. We just got used to you." Shizuna said.

"Besides, I'm on a relationship." Ellen said.

"And you're not my type. You're too emotionally sensitive." Shizuna said.

"(crying) No, I'm not..." Stamatis said.

"Also, you're kind of an asshole." Ellen said.

"Well, I guess that's fair."

"How? He doesn't act like a jerk... all the time." Ruby said.

"And your dick is small." Shizuna said.

"Oh shut up!" he said, making the girls laugh with him. "Anyway, I'm starving. Let's go eat."

"Yeah!" the girls said.

"I'll cook!" Amélie said.

"NO!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Shitpost Time

Amélie was sitting at the lounge, drinking her OJ sadly.

"So it will show us how the place got filled with gas." Weiss said.

"Why is the artstyle so different? It doesn't look like an anime." Blake said.

"Oh, he probably hired a French studio for this." Nova said.

She then saw Felix coming next to her.

Felix: What's wrong?

Amélie: I'm feeling sad...

Felix: Aww... I don't want to see you sad. It also makes me sad...

Amélie: Aww, don't be like that, boy. (pats his head) Hey, do you want to help with something?

Felix: Me? Oh boy, I want to! I can't wait!

Amélie: Good. Wait for me in the kitchen.

Amélie goes to her lab while Felix goes to the kitchen.

"*gasp* They're going to cook together? Aww, I wish I could do that with Zwei!" Ruby said.

Later, Amélie returned with... questionable ingredients and a metal vest with artificial arms.

BGM: Le pudding a l'arsenic - Asterix and Cleopatra

Felix: What are we gonna do?

Amélie: Bake a cake.

Felix notices the ingredients and takes a sniff of them.

Felix: Uhh... half of them are poisonous.

"Uh, what is that music?" Yang said.

"I think they're going to sing." Jaune said.

Amélie: Of course. We'll make a special iced arsenic cake! (laughs evilly). Oh don't be like that. It's going to be fun. (She puts the vest on him.) Now come on, let's do it!

Felix: I have a bad feeling about this...

Amélie: Dans un grand bol de strychnine

Diluer de la morphine

Faites tiédir à la casserole

Un grand verre de pétrole

Nah, the entire bottle. (She drops an entire bottle of gasoline in the mix)

"I can't believe what I'm seeing right now." Weiss said.

Quelques gouttes de ciguë

De la bave de sangsue

Un scorpion tranché très fin

Felix: Et un peu de poivre en grain

They laughed a little.

Amélie: *sigh* No.

Felix: Oh well.

(Without knowing it, Tomoko entered the kitchen. A bubble from the mix floated towards her and popped on her nose. That instantly made her sick, turning green. She dizzily left the kitchen.)

Amélie: Émiettez votre arsenic

Dans un verre de narcotique

Deux cuillères de purgatif

Et faites bouillir à feu vif

Or... I can put one.

"Is she dead?" Ruby said.

Dans un petit plat à part

Tiédir du sang de lézard

Bouillir dans un dé à coudre

Felix: Et un peu de sucre en poudre

Amélie: (0_0) No!

They all laughed.

"Why not? At least make it tasty!" Nora said.

Felix: Oh well.

(Then Stamatis entered. When he saw them, he decided to sit at the door and watch everything.)

Amélie: Vous versez la mort-aux-rats

Dans du venin de cobra

Pour adoucir le mélange

Pressez trois quartiers d'orange

Or maybe the entire thing.

Décorez de fruits confits

Moisis dans du vert-de-gris

Tant que votre patte est molle

Felix: Et un peu de vitriol

Amélie: NO! No wait, yes!

Felix: See? I knew that would be a good idea.

(Felix took a small guitar out of nowhere and started playing, while walking around with Amélie to the rhythm. Meanwhile, Tomoko came again, wearing a gas mask this time, and gave Stamatis his oranje juice.)

Stamatis: Thank you. (He was about to take a sip, but the he saw the others looking at him.) Why did you stop? Continue. (Amélie and Felix looked at each other. They shrugged and continued the song. The cake was somehow ready.)

Amélie & Felix: Le pudding à l'arsenic

Nous permet ce pronostic

Demain sur les bords du Nil

Que mangeront les crocodiles?

Felix: DES-!

Amélie: -GAU-!

Both: -LOIIIIIIS~!

Amélie: Ba-ba-doo-dee-doo-dwa-dwa!

Felix: Yeah!

End of BGM

(Stamatis and Tomoko applauded. Amélie and Felix bowed.)

They also applauded.

"That was really good." Jaune said.

"She sings really good." Weiss said.

Amélie: Merci.

Stamatis: That was very nostalgic. One of my favourite movies.

Amélie: Well... Bon appetit! (She grabs the cake, shoves it in her mouth and eats it whole) Ahh~...

Stamatis: Wh-wh-why would you do that? It's 1PM. (Then Amélie started not feeling so well.)

Amélie: Ohh... I don't feel so well. MAKE WAY!" (She ran to the bathroom and locked the door.)

Stamatis: I guess she's not that immune to poison.

Amélie: *perfectly cut loud constipated screaming*

[Outro]

They all laughed.

"After the last one, I really needed that." Pyrrha said.

"Okay, now let's officially start cartoon night!" Nova said.

"Yeah!" some of them shouted.

"SPONGEBOB!" Ruby said.

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