Episode 36


"Is that neutrality how black market clinics normally operate?"

"That's how mine did." Mori responds. "I got more business that way."

"And nobody started a fight?" Tachihara says skeptically.

"I had Elise-chan to keep them in line."

"I'd pay money to see that." Gin mutters.


"Were you an information broker too?"

"I bought information from him sometimes." Hirotsu reveals.

Mori nods. "It was interesting as all hell, but kinda dangerous."


"This Natsume-sensei is a real tactician, isn't he?"

"I wonder who he is?"

A cat meows. It's Mii-chan.

"I know, right?" Atsushi says to it. "It's like they're blind!"

It meows again.

"Yeah, that's true."

"Are you...talking to a cat?" Gin questions.

"This cat is smarter than you!" Atsushi retorts.

"HEY!"


"So the Port Mafia are actually the good guys?!" Tanizaki gasps.

"Not good, per say, but they do good things." Mori clarifies.

"This is weird, dude. I thought they were bad guys this whole time."

"Oh, they totally are. They just happen to do good things occasionally."


"Damn, Katai's a real hikikomori."

"He would do that, huh? Live in the office."

Katai sits up and he's naked again. "I've done it before."

"GOD DAMMIT KATAI, CLOTHES!"


Fukuzawa's fake blood gets in his mouth. "Now I see why everyone hates the taste of this." He mutters.

"CUT! Really? You're supposed to be well behaved!" Mori groans.

"It really tastes awful, Ougai."

"God damn it, Yukichi…"


Kajii eyes the building set. "Can I help blow it up?"

"No." Ango says immediately.

"Not even if-"

"No." Gide cuts him off.

"What about-"

"No, Kajii." Odasaku says.

"You're no fun."


"Hold up, he turns into a CAT!?" Was the general outcry from the cast.

Natsume grins. "It's a great Ability."

Atsushi waves at the man. "The thing is, I speak cat, so I already knew." He says proudly.

"You can actually speak cat? I thought you were fucking with us." Akutagawa remarks.

"Oh, I was." He admits.


"Isn't that all the more reason to keep HIM out of such an important mission?" Atsushi protests, struggling in Dazai's grip. "No offense, Akutagawa."

"None taken."

"For fucks sake, CUT!"


Atsushi is speeding past the guards, but trips. He skids three feet on his face. "OW! Owowowow…"

"CUT!"

The extras start laughing.


"Damn, Atsushi, way to make Ryuunosuke snap." Gin comments from off the set.

"I didn't snap!" Akutagawa protests.

"Your character almost did."

"Almost, only almost."


"A snake? That's a bad excuse."

"The guards are under pressure."

"Snakes don't like people, they'd avoid anywhere so full of them." Poe comments.

Mori shrugs. "It's just an excuse."


"Fyodor would never entrust his underlings with important information." Atsushi says.

Fyodor pops onto the set. "You are right on the money, tiger-kitty!"

"Don't call me that."

"CUT! Fyodor, get the fuck off the set!"

"You're no fun."

"I'm the one who has to explain to the higher-ups why this is taking so long! I want this done ASAP!"

"Buzzkill." Fyodor mutters and slinks off the set.


"That necktie bomb...DON'T PULL THE WIRE!" Odasaku yells.

The extra freezes.

"Kajii and Fyodor messed with it." Gide explains. "Let's call the bomb defusal guys."

"This is our twenty-fifth call." Ango says, phone to his ear. "They say this one's on the house."

"Wonderful." Mori groans. "Kajii, Fyodor, half pay for this episode!"

"Aww…" Kajii pouts.


"Anyone who questions Dazai falls into a cognitive prison." Akutagawa scowls. "That is so not true. He's just...really really stupid."

"CUT! True, but STOP MESSING UP YOUR LINES!"