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Chapter 95: SpongeRuby RosePants EP2
"Okay, are you ready for this?" Nova said.
"Start the cartoon, already!" Nora said.
BUBBLESTAND
(The episode starts showing the three houses.)
SpongeRuby: (SpongeRuby walks outside her house, and breathes in the fresh air) Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful.
"And how are you going to ruin the peace?" Weiss said.
"Why do you think I'll ruin the peace?" Ruby said.
(SpongeRuby suddenly grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand.)
"And here we go." Yang said and then laughed.
(Weiss peeks her head out the window.)
Weiss: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!
SpongeRuby: Oh, sure thing, Weiss.
Weiss: Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm.
"How are you going to work without making noise?" Pyrrha said.
SpongeRuby: Okay. (She taps on a nail lightly, and she looks up at Weiss' window. She does it again, and continues to, making sure she doesn't make too much noise.)
They laughed a little.
"She's even checking!"
(Meanwhile, in Weiss' house, Weiss has her clarinet in hand.)
"A clarinet? Couldn't I pick a better instrument?" Weiss said.
Weiss: And now... for some soothing sounds from Weiss' clarinet. Thank you, thank you. (She starts to play.)
"Make it stop! IT HURTS, MAKE IT STOP!" Blake said, covering her cat ears in pain.
"What's wrong?" Yang said.
"I guess you hear some frequencies I didn't know you could!" Nova said.
"Can't you do something?!" Jaune said. Nova snapped his fingers. Blake then stopped being in pain.
"What... What happened?" Blake said.
"Now you can't hear those frequencies... And all the others that only animals can hear." Nova said.
"Good. Just when the episode ends, you know, make me able to hear them again."
"Got it."
(SpongeRuby looks up and sees that Weiss is playing, so she decides to finish her stand quickly. Weiss looks out the window again.]
Weiss: I thought I... Wha?
SpongeRuby: Hey, Weiss. Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.
"Paying to blow bubbles?" Ren said.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Weiss said.
"How much is 25 cents?" Jaune said.
"I think about... 25 lien."
"What a scam!" Nora said.
"Who knows? Maybe I'll make a lot of money." Ruby said.
"Oh please, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?" Weiss said.
Weiss: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.
SpongeRuby: Uh huh.
Weiss: Oh, puh-lease. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? (Nora comes out of her house, stuck to the underside of the rock.)
Nora: Good morning. (Nora falls off her rock, onto her furniture.)
"I spoke too soon."
Weiss: Oh, boy. (Nora walks over to SpongeRuby]
SpongeRuby: Good morning to you, miss. Would you care to blow a bubble?
Nora: Hmm, how much is it?
SpongeRuby: Only a quarter.
Nora: Sounds reasonable. (whispering) Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
SpongeRuby: Sure thing, Nora. (She pulls out a quarter and she gives it to Nora.)
"You're making lots of money."
"Shut up."
Nora: Ah, one quarter. (She hands the quarter back to SpongeRuby, and bites it to see if it's real.
Some of them facepalmed.
"Why would you check the quarter you gave?!" Weiss said.
"I don't know!"
SpongeRuby: Thank you.
Weiss: Hmm, business is booming. (She laughs)
Half of them laughed a little and the rest a lot.
"I never expected Ice Queen to make a joke and be funny!" Yang said.
"No, it was the way she was laughing that was funny." Blake said.
"Quiet." Weiss said.
Weiss: How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh huh. (She continues playing.)
"Why do I play so badly? I'm me!"
SpongeRuby: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. (Nora grabs the wand from SpongeRuby, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. She pants and blows again.)
"You can't be serious." Ren said.
"How hard can it be to blow a bubble?" Nora said.
SpongeRuby: (After a while, SpongeRuby puts up a "Lessons" sign. Nora then loses her breath.) Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
"Lessons?!" Weiss said.
"Maybe I do it better than everyone else." Ruby said.
"How?"
Nora: Uh, very well, then. Hey, Rubes, can I borrow another quarter? (SpongeRuby hands Nora a quarter.) Thanks. (She winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeRuby.)
"Am I gonna do the technique?" Ruby said.
SpongeRuby: Okay, Nora, it's all in the technique. (She starts doing his infamous routine.) First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... (She blows bubbles shaped like ducks.)
"Pelvic thrust." Yang said, while laughing.
"Bring it around town!" Nora said.
Nora: Oooh. (SpongeRuby pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Nora giggles and SpongeRuby blows a caterpillar.)Ah! (The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Nora continues to giggle. SpongeRuby blows a tugboat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise.)
Weiss: Huh? (She shakes her clarinet.)
SpongeRuby: And now... with two hands! (She inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music, in particular part of the piece "Entry of the Gladiators", starts playing.)
"Oh, here it comes! The line!" Ruby said.
Nora: (Laughs) It's a giraffe!
They all laughed.
"I love this show." Nova said.
(Nora continues laughing as the elephant floats over into Weiss' house.)
"Oh no..." Pyrrha said, holding her laughter, like most of them.
(SpongeRuby then worried as the bubble pops and tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house while an elephant sounds.)
They all laughed like crazy.
(Weiss opens the door with a sour look on her face. SpongeRuby and Nora hide behind the stand. SpongeRuby places a "Closed" sign on it. Weiss looks over the stand.)
SpongeRuby: Excuse me, ma'am, but we are clo-
Weiss: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!
"With us, anything is possible!" Nora said.
"That's unnerving." Weiss said.
SpongeRuby: We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch carefully. (She does his infamous routine again.) First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... (She blows a butterfly, which flies over to Weiss, lands on her head, and pops.)
Weiss: That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. (SpongeRuby and Nora, now depressed, head to SpongeRuby's house.) You should be ashamed of yourselves.
"Party pooper." Ruby said.
Weiss: (SpongeRuby closes the door as Weiss laughs to herself.) Bubbles. (She continues laughing) Art. (She mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow.)
"Someone's doing it though." Yang said.
"And without paying!"
(Then, SpongeRuby pops up out of nowhere.)
SpongeRuby: That'll be 25 cents, ma'am.
Weiss: Ah, whoa, what? Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
SpongeRuby: We also offer lessons for beginners. (She puts the "Lessons" sign up.)
Weiss: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? (She pulls a quarter out.) Here's your 25 cents! (SpongeRuby bites it to see if it's real and it bends.)
"Really? Fake money? To your bestie?"
"Lile I would give real money to blow bubbles!" Weiss said.
"Actually, why do you have fake quarters?" Jaune said.
Weiss: Watch and learn. (She inhales and blows, but nothing happens.) Uhh... wait, wait, wait. (She inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again.) One more time. Here. Wait. (She inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a fart sound. Looks over at SpongeRuby and Nora. They gulp, and then start whistling. Weiss places another quarter on the stand.) Just a mere warm-up.
"Sure it was." Blake said.
(She dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another fart sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand.)
SpongeRuby: Hey, Weiss, remember the technique. (Weiss keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeRuby and Nora are trying to show her the technique.)Weiss, technique! You do this, and this, step back...
Nora: Hey! Technique, Weiss!
SpongeRuby: Spin around like thi— Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two... yeah, three...
Nora: The pelvic woo!
"The pelvic woo!" Yang said while laughing
SpongeRuby: Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Weiss?
Nora: Listen to Rubes!
SpongeRuby: Technique! Technique! Technique!
Both: (while standing on one foot) TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE! TECH- (Weiss looks at them)
SpongeRuby: (weakly) You're not doing the technique.
Nora: Technique.
"Is she going to do the technique too?"
Weiss: Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! (She starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeRuby) First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... (Screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble)
SpongeRuby and Nora: Wow! (Weiss is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Weiss falls back on the ground.)
"That's a big one." Jaune said.
"That's what she said."
SpongeRuby: All right, Weiss. That was so good.
Nora: Weiss is number one.
Weiss: I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that.
SpongeRuby: No.
"I can see why, it's looks lame." Nora said.
"Lame?" Weiss said.
Weiss: Now that's a bubble.
SpongeRuby: You said it, Weiss. See, it is all in the technique.
Nora: Yeah, technique.
Weiss: Technique? Hah. SpongeRuby, you don't think I created that (kisses her tentacle) beautiful work of art with your help? (She starts laughing) Come on, it's in my genes.
"Like you would admit that." Blake said.
"And I still wouldn't."
"But she doesn't wear jeans." Ruby said. In return, she gets bonked on her head. "Ow!"
"Not those jeans, you dolt!"
SpongeRuby and Nora: Weiss' got genes! Weiss' got genes! (Weiss walks back to her house.)
Weiss: Thank you, thank you, thank you. (She starts to play his clarinet. SpongeRuby and Nora chant Weiss' name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Nora falls on the ground.) I rock. (Weiss continues to play her clarinet.)
"Now you do rock. You actually play nice." Yang said.
"I'm also surprised. You know, I was expecting something bad to happen to me."
(As SpongeRuby and Nora continue to chant, Weiss' bubble flies over them, covers Weiss' house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeRuby notices and stops Nora.)
"Uh, did you say anything?" Yang said.
"Nevermind."
"I like how I'm still chanting and not understanding what's going on." Nora said.
SpongeRuby: (concerned) Weiss! (Nora now notices.)
SpongeRubyband Nora: Weiss! Weiss! Weiss! (Weiss stops playing her clarinet)
Weiss: Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... (She sees how high she is from the sky.)
SpongeRuby and Nora: WEISS!
Weiss: ...genius. (the bubble explodes in the air and then the ground violently rumbles and shakes. SpongeRuby and Nora look in awe)
"Nice job, genius."
SpongeRuby and Nora: Wow... (the ground stops shaking. The two slowly walk back to their homes. They then speed up and run inside their houses. Weiss'house floats back to the surface. She starts playing her clarinet weakly as the screen cuts to black, ending the episode)
"And you play like shit again." Blake said.
"I know. Play the next part now." Weiss said.
RIPPED PANTS
"Isn't this with the ripped pants song?" Jaune said.
"It is." Nova said.
"I don't think I want to see it..." Ruby said.
Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. [SpongeRuby and Yang sit enjoying the beach.]
"Every public beach." Weiss said.
"Like you've ever been in one." Blake said.
"Shouldn't Yang burn inside her suit right now, because of the temperature?" Pyrrha said.
"Should there even be a high temperature under water?" Weiss said.
"I have a question!" Nora said, raising her hand.
"You don't have to raise you hand." Ren said.
"Because I've seen a scene from this episode, does that mean that Ruby and Yang are gay for each other?"
"WHAT?!" the sisters said.
"No! Or at least, I tried to not make it look like that..." Nova said. Ruby and Yang felt like throwing up.
SpongeRuby: *sigh* What a great day. [She runs off] Hey, Yang! Look! [SpongeRuby forms sand around her head to make her hair look like Weiss' and imitates her voice] Hey Yang, who am I? [Yang laughs.]
Some of them laughed a little.
"Be careful what you'll say." Weiss threatened, making Ruby sink into her seat.
SpongeRuby: [SpongeRuby picks up a sand phone] Hello, SpongeRuby. Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring. [Yang continues laughing]
Weiss kept glaring and Ruby was nervously chuckling.
Yang: SpongeRuby! [a doorbell rings, SpongeRuby walks in carrying sand pizza boxes and wearing a Krusty Krab sand hat]
SpongeRuby: Did anyone order twenty pepperoni and sand pizzas? [SpongeRuby and Yang laugh together. Larry walks up]
Larry the Lobster: Hey, Yang. Hey, SpongeRuby.
Yang: Hey, Larry.
Larry: You guys wanna go lift some weights?
Yang: Sure. [she and Larry walk off] Well, come on, SpongeRuby. [SpongeRuby's sand pizzas and hat fall flat as she walks on dejectedly]
SpongeRuby: [disappointingly] Coming.
"Aww, someone's kinda jealous." Yang said.
"I'm not jealous! I just don't like the idea." Ruby said.
"Aww!" She quickly grabs her in a huge hug. "Someone wants her big sister all to herself!"
"(muffled) How many times do I have to telll you that I can't breathe?!"
[Cut to a group of weightlifters, each grunting as they work out.]
Larry: Give it a try, Yang. [Yang stands in front of a weight. She picks it up, grunting as she does so. The crowd cheers for her, and she throws the weight down]
"Pfft. I can lift more than that." Nora said.
"It's not over yet, Valkyrie." Yang said.
SpongeRuby: Good job, Yang. Well, that's about enough for today, don't you think? [SpongeRuby tries to walk off]
Larry: How about a little more weight? [Larry bends down to pick up a weight heavier than Yang's] Observe. [Larry grunts as he picks it up, his eyes bulging, and veins stick out from his neck. The crowd cheers, and Larry throws the weight down]
SpongeRuby: All right, stand back, everyone. [SpongeRuby picks up a single twig from the ground. The crowd is silent.]
"Boo!" Nora said.
[She sinks into the sand.]
Most of them laughed a little.
"Come on, even a twig?!" Ruby said.
Yang: Y'all watch this! [Yang picks up an anchor weight.]
"Let's see if he can top that!" Yang said.
Yang: [The crowd cheers for her, but stop when they realize Larry has lifted the spectator stands] Way to go, Larry!
"Okay, that's kinda impressive."
[SpongeRuby burrows into the sand, and tunnels over to a fish picnicking next to a marshmallow sack]
SpongeRuby: Could I borrow a couple of these?
Unnamed Fish: [through his marshmallow-filled mouth] Mm-hmm. [crams another marshmallow into his mouth.]
Some of them laughed a little.
"Why did that made me laugh?" Jaune said.
SpongeRuby: [takes two marshmallows and places them on the twig] And now, with the addition of two, count 'em, two marshmallows.
"I don't think she can lift that much." Blake said.
[SpongeRuby preps himself for her lift. She cracks her fingers, spins her leg, does some squats, pounds her chest like Tarzan takes a deep breath, takes hold of the twig and... is unable to lift it. The crowd isn't moved.]
They all laughed.
"Why is this happening?" Ruby said, totally embarrassed.
[She tries again. And again. After a huge effort, SpongeRuby hears a rip.]
"Those were my pants, right?"
[She looks down and notices that she's ripped she pants. The crowd gasps, then laughs at SpongeRuby. SpongeRuby scuttles off, embarrassed. Scooter walks over, laughing]
Scooter: That was too funny. [he slaps SpongeRuby on the back] You are hilarious!
Yang: Ain't she the funniest little Sponge you ever saw? [SpongeRuby grins widely.]
"It wasn't that funny." Pyrrha said.
"It wasn't funny at all." Blake said.
"So you thought of becoming popular... as the clown who rips her pants?" Weiss said.
"Clown?" Nora asked quickly.
"She meant fool." Ren said.
"Oh. Don't scare me like that."
[Cut to Larry]
Larry: Anybody up for some volleyball? [the ball volleys back and forth, until Larry spikes it into some fish and the crowd cheers for him. SpongeRuby looks at him in contempt. A fish serves the ball and as Larry is about to hit it, SpongeRuby interferes]
SpongeRuby: I got it! [the ball falls and SpongeRuby tries to serve it] Incoming! [the serve misses and the crowd boos. She bends down to pick the ball up and rips her pants] Oops, I guess I ripped my pants again! [the crowd laughs. Scooter walks in laughing again]
"Okay, how can they find that funny? It's not funny." Blake said.
Scooter: Once again, dude, [she slaps SpongeRuby on the back] you have split my sides! [he continues to laugh. Cut to a Frisbee. Larry catches it and throws it to Yang]
SpongeRuby: Hey, Yang, how about throwing it to me?
Yang: Okay, here it comes! [SpongeRuby stands still and lets the Frisbee hit her on the head, knocking her over]
SpongeRuby: I could use a hand here! [She laughs. Yang walks over and helps her up]
Yang: You okay, SpongeRuby?
SpongeRuby: I guess so... [she does a handstand, revealing her pants] ...except I ripped my pants! [the crowd laughs, and Scooter walks up to SpongeRuby once again]
Scooter: You still got it, dude! [he slaps SpongeRuby on the back again. Cut to SpongeRuby and Yang walking to an ice cream vendor]
"I can't wait to see when they'll stop finding it funny." Weiss said.
Lou Vendor: May I help you?
SpongeRuby: I'll take a banana split.
Lou: Uh, we don't have that.
SpongeRuby: That's okay. I already split my pants! Get it? [Yang giggles]
Yang started laughing.
"I'm even making puns?! Come on!" Ruby said.
Lou: [annoyed] Tee-hee. Anything else?
SpongeRuby: How about ripple? [She does so, Yang giggles again] No, thanks, already got one! [Yang drops laughing, Lou is unamused, and SpongeRuby happily bounces off to a snack bar.]
And this Yang also dropped laughing.
"Okay, that was really good!" she said, a little calmer.
SpongeRuby: [SpongeRuby runs up to Harold, knocking his drink over] Is that a burger you're eating?
Harold: Why, yes, it is.
SpongeRuby: You know what would go good with that?
Harold: No, what?
SpongeRuby: [whispers] Ripped... pants. [SpongeRuby smiles widely and shows the annoyed Harold her ripped pants. SpongeRuby then runs around the snack bar, laughing. She comes up in-between two fish] Ripped pants a la mode! [She rips her pants, the fish are annoyed. Cut to SpongeRuby being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook] Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of ripped pants? [SpongeRuby shoves her behind through the box, revealing her ripped pants. She laughs and the box is revealed to have no lower part. The fry cook groans disgustedly.
"Finally, it became annoying." Blake said.
[Cut to a broadcasting booth over looking the lagoon]
Perch Perkins: Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon. [fish are surfing. Close-up of Perch Perkins] And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back. [cut to Larry lying on his surfboard] There goes Yang, hanging ten... fingers, that is. [cut to Yang doing a handstand on her surfboard] There goes SpongeRuby... [rip] ripping her pants again. [Perch Perkins is annoyed, then cut to SpongeRuby ripping her pants on her surfboard.]
All of them facepalmed.
[A wave knocks SpongeRuby off her surfboard and washes her up on the beach]
"Am I dead?" Ruby said.
Lifeguard: Hey, look! A plastic bag washed up on the beach.
"Plastic bag?" Jaune said.
"What did you want me to put? Tampon?" Nova said.
Lifeguard: [he takes a closer look through his telescope] Holy fish paste! It's a girl! [he sprints over to SpongeRuby and flips her over] Why?! Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! [a crowd gathers around SpongeRuby and the lifeguard]
Yang: SpongeRuby!
"I really hope this isn't another ripped pants joke." Weiss said.
"It totally is." Yang said.
SpongeRuby: [to lifeguard] Come closer. [a divine light shines on her] I need... I need...
Lifeguard: What do you need? [tears come to the lifeguard's and Yang's eyes]
SpongeRuby: [pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close up of SpongeRuby's mouth] A tailor. [the light turns off, accompanied by a light switch] Because I ripped my pants! [She laughs. The lifeguard makes an annoyed expression, drops SpongeRuby, and the crowd surrounding her walks off with annoyance. SpongeRuby is left alone and Yang walks up to her angry]
"Yeah, you went too far."
Yang: That wasn't funny, SpongeRuby! Y'all had me worried sick! [she walks off. Scooter walks towards SpongeRuby's and looks at her sadly]
Scooter: [he shakes his head] Dude... [he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with SpongeRuby inside]
"See? Even the high tide fish is disappointed." Nora said.
SpongeRuby: [thinking] Come on, SpongeRuby, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting. [speaking] Let's see... [checking them off a list] lifting weights - big laugh. Frisbee in face - kills. Surfing - knocks 'em dead. Pretending to drown - no. Come on, think! I got it! Hey, everybody! [She runs out of the dressing tent] Not ripped pants! [She tears her pants off] Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police. There's a pants thief on the loose! [the wind howls, SpongeRuby standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolls by.]
"Just give up." Ruby said.
[SpongeRuby turns and hears party music at a distance, and sees Larry and Yang playing volleyball] Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Yang. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no. [lies on the beach as she continues saying, no] We blew it, pants. [throws her pants aside]
Pants: What do you mean, "we?" [the pants walk off, leaving SpongeRuby alone]
"You really messed up." Yang said.
"Why did your pants sounded like a guy?" Nora said.
"Actually, why are her panties also red? They're blending with her skin." Pyrrha said.
SpongeRuby: Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Yang's attention. AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH?! [Millie walks up to SpongeRuby, shining red]
Jennifer: No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. [she places a fin on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes]
"Ouch." Jaune said. "Been there."
SpongeRuby: Ouch. [a fish walks up to the two]
Dexter: No, I am. I got sand in my buns. [he shows them two sandy hamburger buns.]
"Sad." Nora said.
[There is a rumbling coming from the sand and a whale pops his head out of the sand]
Frank: No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
All: What happened to you?
SpongeRuby: I lost my best friend.
All: How? [SpongeRuby grabs a sand guitar and sings]
"Oh boy, it's time for the song!" Ruby said.
SpongeRuby: When I ripped... [her underwear starts ripping] my pants. [She starts to sing]
"Did you have to rip and your panties too?" Weiss said.
I thought that I had
Everybody by my side,
But I went and blew it
All sky-high,
And now she won't even
Spare a passing glance,
All just because I [rips his underwear again]
Ripped my pants.
[the other three "losers of the beach" assemble on a sand stage with sand instruments and sing]
All: When big Larry came round just to put her down,
SpongeRuby turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and-
[Jennifer turns around and suddenly, her bottom then rips, splitting open, revealing her white underwear]
Ripped his pants!
They were enjoying the song.
SpongeRuby: [a crowd begins to gather] I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun...
All: Or sand in your buns!
[instrumental break.]
SpongeRuby: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret.
Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool...
All: Who... ripped... his... pants!
[The whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with SpongeRuby's name on it. It's revealed that SpongeRuby and his band were having a concert.]
They all applauded.
"That was really good." Pyrrha said.
"It was a nice song." Weiss said.
"That's the first time I heard you sing and not hear a cat shrieking in pain." Yang said.
"Hey!" Ruby said.
"Should I be worried?" Blaje said.
Yang: SpongeRuby!
SpongeRuby: Yang! [she gets onstage and hugs SpongeRuby. She returns the embrace]
Yang: Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself. [Larry walks up]
Larry: SpongeRuby, that was so righteous. [hands SpongeRuby a pencil] Would you... sign my pants?
"What an honor." Blake said.
SpongeRuby: Absolutely, buddy. [SpongeRuby bends down to sign Larry's pants. Her underwear then rips off completely, leaving SpongeRuby "au naturel." Someone off-screen whistles. SpongeRuby covers her chest and crotch, grins, and blushes sheepishly]
They all laughed.
"I can't believe I saw that dolt naked." Weiss said.
"At least it had cartoon censors." Jaune said.
"Yeah, otherwise we would've seen her nipples." Nora said.
"Can you bring back my ability now?" Blake said.
"Okay." Nova said and snapped his fingers. "Now who's ready for some Disney?"
"Oh, I am!" Ruby said.
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