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Chapter 96: Disney Gallery 2

NOVA CARTOONS presents

A JAUNE ARC SOUND CARTOON

PLANE CRAZY

"Wow, that looks even older than Steamboat Willie." Weiss said.

"That's the actual first Mickey Mouse cartoon." Nova said.

It opens on a farm, where all the animals work on building a plane. Jaune is also there helping.

"Okay, so you're building a plane. Why?" Blake said.

"Because chicks dig dudes with airplanes."

"Really?" Jaune said.

"Yeah, that's actually the plot."

"Ugh, thanks for the spoiler." Yang said.

"So wait, it's all for me?" Pyrrha said. 'Too much but... how beautiful it would be if we both were flying in the sky, watching the sunset...'

We see him reading a book called "HOW TO FLY". He licks his thumb to turn the pages. He looks at a page about the Ace of Aces, "Lindy". I don't know who that is, I'm not American. He pulls out a pocket mirror and makes his hair look more like that Lindy's dude. He was ready now and went to the plane. The giant wiener dog helped him get on the plane by becoming a ladder.

"And more animal abuse." Weiss said.

"Oh my gosh, a wiener dog! They're so cute and funny!" Ruby said.

"I know, right?!". Yeah, they started talking about wieners.

All the animals cheered for him. Anyways, after Jaune and the dog shaken hands, the dog went inside the plane and positioned itself.

"What is it doing?" Ren said.

Jaune was like 'Hey pig, turn on the engine.'. A pig came and span the plane's propeller, making the dog twist.

"What?! The dog is the engine?!" Jaune said.

"You know, I have to admire his imagination." Blake said.

The pig span enough the engine. Jaune was like 'Let go.' and he let go. The plane launched itself. Not in the air, but still hovering above the ground. Jaune could barely stand on it. The plane in the end crashed on a tree. He was launched off it, landing next to his car. He sees his plane destroyed. He gets sad and he's all like 'Darn!'

"Darn! My plane bitches!" Nora said.

"I don't sound like that." Jaune said.

"I know, I just don't do good impressions if they're not unique."

"... I'll act like that wasn't an insult."

But then he sees the car and gets an idea. He opens the car hoods like wings, he raises the front wheels, he straightens the lever to put the propeller, and BAM! Instant plane!

"That's would be cool. Turning your car into a plane." Ruby said.

Not ready yet. He removed the rear wheels and stretches the rear. But something was missing. He sees a turkey passing. He pulls its tail. The turkey sees its naked butt and runs away. Jaune puts the tail as an elevator. He gets on it and tests the steering. It worked. Now, Pyrrha enters the scene, skipping along the way.

"There she is!" Nora said.

"Is that a big horseshoe?" Pyrrha said.

Pyrrha shyly gives him a horseshoe for good luck. He takes it, kisses it, and puts it back. Then he thought of an idea. He was like 'Hey do you want to fly with me?'

Pyrrha: Who me?

She gets really excited about it.

"Wait, why is Jaune mute and Pyrrha has lines?" Weiss said.

He accepts. Jaune tries to help her get in, but it's kinda difficult. He grabs her by her underwear and puts her in the backseat.

"Exactly, grab her by the underwear. You really know how to handle girls, huh Vomit Boy?" Yang said, making him blush in slight embarrassment.

The wiener dog then spins the propeller with his lower body like a rope. The plane starts going, still not taking off. They bump into a rock and Jaune falls off the plane, leaving Pyrrha alone. He goes to chase after it, but it starts chasing him.

"Yeah, you know, before you start flying a plane, learn how to fly first." Weiss said.

He tries to find a place to hide. The outdoor toilet was used. He sees the plane coming so he jumps into the well. Inside the toilet was a little cat boy. He sees the plane coming towards his way and gets out of the way and leaves this scene. Jaune sticks his head out of the well and chases the plane. Meanwhile, a cow was eating grass. It sees the plane coming and runs away. Pyrrha, not knowing what to do, just watches in panic as the cow in front runs away. The plane is getting closer. It flies under the cow.

"How?"

Pyrrha looks behind her and sees the cow hanging on the plane. Jaune manages to catch the cow, but he catches the udder and gets soaked in milk.

They laughed a little.

He returns and grabs the cow by the udder again, getting soaked again.

"Catch the tail! Not the udder!"

He runs back and now catches the tail. The plane gets up a bit, but then it goes down. The cow fell off and now Jaune is riding it. He steps on its head, trying to catch the plane, but he couldn't reach it. He then shoves the tail further inside the cow and the neck extends.

"Smart move." Ruby said.

Now he got on the plane again. Pyrrha is still scared though. Out of panic, she pulls Jaune's hair, making him remove the steering wheel.

"Nice job. Now you're going to die." Weiss said.

"Hey, it's a possible reaction." Pyrrha said.

"Possible for you?" Ren said.

"... No..."

Jaune looks in front and screams in shock as they avoid two incoming Felix the Cat cameos and multiple power poles. In the second cameo, the plane flies up and then down again. The plane keeps flying up and down. Pyrrha couldn't even stay in one place, so she was hanging from Jaune's pants. They were about to crash, but the small tower of the house lowered itself. They stuck their heads out, seeing that they avoided everything. Jaune had control again, so they were fine now. Now they had some alone time. He's like 'Hey babe' and she's all like 'Oh, I'm charmed'.

"Ohhhh, you have a date!" Yang said.

"That is so cute!" Ruby said.

"It was about time." Weiss said.

"I was waiting so much for this moment to come!" Nora said.

"What? No, no- wait. Come on, guys, i-it's not like we- you know what? It's just a cartoon. Okay? It's just a cartoon. We're just playing some roles and that doesn't mean t-that we're- we're in a relationship. Right, Pyrrha? Y-you agree too, right?" Jaune said.

"What? Oh! Oh, yeah right, not a relationship. Not at all." Pyrrha said.

"He stutters. Something is happening." Nora whispered to the others.

"Totally." Blake whispered back.

He decides to do a move and tries to hug her. She was like 'Hands off. Not so fast'. Then he was like 'Come on, just a kiss'.

"Whoa, you're kinda aggressive." Yang said.

She was like 'No! No kiss!'. So he decides to play a trick on her. He starts gaining speed and doing tricks in the air, even launching her off the plane and letting her fall back in.

"Wait, Jaune- I mean, Mickey Mouse would never act like that." Pyrrha said.

"He was in a character finding age." Nova said.

Pyrrha was terrified, but Jaune was laughing. He was like 'Now let's kiss'. She was like ' No, please'. What does he do? He grabs her and kisses her by force!

"What?!" everyone says.

"Okay, that was very unexpected!" Yang said.

"You tell me! I would never imagine myself as such a jerk." Jaune said.

After that, she freaking slaps him! She then jumps off the plane and Jaune tried to prevent her, even walking and floating in the air.

"Damn, rejected!" Yang said.

She was falling. Luckily, she pulls a string and her underwear becomes a parachute.

"Why is it always the underwear?" Pyrrha said.

"I wish my underwear could do that." Nora said.

Jaune now noticed that he was in the air and goes back to the plane. He manages to hold on to the elevator as the plane falls down. It crashed into a tree. Jaune was falling off the tree while hitting his head and crotch on the branches. When he lands on the ground, the horseshoe falls on his head. Then he sees Pyrrha landing safely next to him. She tries to put back her underwear but it's kinda ruined. Jaune laughs at her. Pyrrha then snaps her fingers and raises her butt on him and leaves. Jaune out of frustration throws the horseshoe. But that returns and knocks him out.

THE END

They laughed a little.

"Oh my gosh, that was a Weiss moment right there." Yang said.

"Totally." Weiss said.

"Okay, let's watch the next one." Nova said.

NOVA CARTOONS presents

A JAUNE ARC SOUND CARTOON

THE GALLOPIN' GAUCHO

"Oh, this one has colour." Pyrrha said.

The cartoon starts, with Jaune riding on an ostrich, standing up.

"Why is he riding an ostrich and not a horse?" Weiss said.

Jaune stops at a nearby canteen. He ties the ostrich neck outside so it wouldn't leave.

They laughed a little.

"Yeah, don't take a leash, just tie its neck."

He jumps off its tail, hangs with his tail somewhere off-screen, and lands on the window. Inside, he sees people drinking and having fun and Pyrrha dancing. Jaune laughs, getting their attention. He pulls out a cigar and catches it with his mouth. He lits up a match with his foot and lits up his cigar.

"And you're smoking too." Ren said.

"Only tough guys smoke." Nora said.

He looks down at Pyrrha who's totally flexing her beauty right now. She's like 'Come on, tough boy. Let's dance' as if it wasn't obvious by putting a flower in her mouth.

"Ooo, spicy!" Yang said.

He's like 'Aight girl, but let me take a drink.'. He takes a glass of beer with his tail. He shakes it a little and drinks it in one shot. He licks off the foam with his tongue and jumps down to the dance floor.

"Oh, and the hat in front, he's getting serious." Nora said.

And they start their weird dance. They keep their heads at the same level, having to extend their necks to move.

"What the fuck?" Blake said.

"That was weird." Pyrrha said.

"But kinda cool." Ruby said.

In the end, he grabs her tail, ties her, and pulls it, making her spin. But when she stops a giant hand grabs her. It was Peg leg Cardin!

"What?! Cardin?!" Jaune said.

"And he's huuuuge!" Nora said.

"We need a bad guy." Nova said.

"I know but... just the fact that Pyrrha needs to be saved is bizarre."

"Who knows? But this looks like this is going to be a bizarre adventure! Eh? Get it?" Yang said.

"Can someone give me something to throw at her?" Weiss said.

Pyrrha: Help! Help! Help!

Cardin just laughs. He tries to catch her but she sneaks under him. She tries to run, but he catches her anyway. He catches her by the dress, so she won't do anything. Jaune then comes and he's like 'Put her down, tubby, or I'll kick your butt.'.

"Yeah! Fearless leader will save her!" Nora said.

What Cardin does? He fucking spits on his face!

"Aww..."

"What did you expect? He was tiny!" Weiss said.

Cardin escapes the cantine, grabs his horse by the neck before he gets on it and leaves with Pyrrha. Jaune whistles at his ostrich to come. The ostrich comes out of the canteen, completely drunk.

"It's drunk?!" Yang said and they all started laughing.

It dizzily walks over to Jaune. It tries to stay still, but it falls limb. Jaune's like 'Darn. Stupid ostrich, get up.'. The ostrich hiccups in response. So he raises the ostrich's body and gets on it. The ostrich starts running, with Jaune trying to stay still.

They laughed a little.

Back to the chase, Cardin was still ahead. He jumps over a rock, but he falls on his horse and it passes out. He sees Jaune coming and he drags the horse with him. Jaune was following. The ostrich doesn't jump but trips on the rock. When the dust clears up, Jaune was carrying the ostrich.

They all laughed.

Cardin reached a cliffside. The horse was already tired. How will he get down? He stretches the horse's front legs and they go down without a problem. But he constantly hits his butt on the ground because of the horse. How Jaune will go down the cliff. He can't wake up the ostrich.

"Leave the ostrich and go after him!" Weiss said.

He sees at the house behind him a big bucket of starch. He brings it over there and dips the ostrich in. Now the ostrich is stiff as a boner.

They laughed a little.

"Okay, that is a smart joke." Blake said.

Jaune is happy with the results. He helps the ostrich stand up, pushes it off the cliff and slides on it. At the end there was a rock. They slide on it like a ramp and when they land, the ostrich's body falls, showing its stick figure and Jaune lands next to it. Jaune sees it and he's like ' Nah, screw it, you suck.' and goes after Cardin by himself.

"Finally." Weiss said.

Cardin arrives at his hideout, I guess. He kicks the horse away and puts Pyrrha down. She tries to run but he grabs her by the tail and they enter the building. Jaune then arrives, looking for them. Pyrrha sticks her head out the top window.

Pyrrha: HELP!

Cardin grabs her and brings her back inside. Jaune tries to open the door but it's locked. In the end, he removes the knob. He thinking how is he going to go up there. And he found a way. He stretches his tail a lot and throws it like a lasso at a wooden plank over the window. He pulls out a lever, sticks it in his belly and rolls it, pulling the tail and going up. He jumps in and sees Pyrrha chained on the wall and Cardin laughing. He enters and he's like 'Stop, you fiend!'. Cardin grabs a rapier from the wall. He goes for a stab but Jaune jumps out of his pants, over him. He takes the other rapier and stabs Cardin in the butt. Now the actual fight starts.

"Yeah! The best anime fight!" Nora said.

Cardin goes for another jump, Jaune jumps over the sword and in his pants again. They attack and parry every move. They lock swords. Cardin yells at him, he gives him a raspberry. And they go back to fighting. Jaune grabs his rapier with his rapier and throws it on the wall. Cardin was scared now. Jaune then removes Cardin's and plays with it for a little, before throwing it back. Cardin gets angry and tries to remove the sword from the wall. Jaune takes the opportunity. He cuts Cardin's strap, letting his pants fall off and stabs his butt again.

They all laughed.

He removes the sword and starts fighting again while holding his pants. All of a sudden, Jaune's rapier goes limp for some reason. Now Cardin's is going to win. He corners him. What will Jaune do?

"What is he going to do now?" Ruby said.

He gets an idea. He looks under the bed and pulls out a pot. He then throws it on Cardin's head, winning the battle.

"Why was there a pot under the bed?"

"What? You thought that toilets existed back then in South America?" Nova said.

"What?! So you mean they took a piss in a pot?!" Yang said.

"Piss, shit, you know.". They all started laughing.

"And he threw it on his head!" she said while laughing.

"Imagine if he finds out about it." Blake said.

"I don't want to imagine." Jaune said.

He stands on top of his head triumphantly and cuts Pyrrha's chains. He gets her by her underwear, they jump off the building, on the ostrich and they run away. To thank him, she wants to give him a kiss. They tried to kiss but they were having a hard time because of the ostrich's running. They were like 'Darn!'.

They laughed a little.

"Look, they're like Darn!" Ruby said.

So they had an idea. They stand on their tails like springs and kiss, ending the cartoon.

THE END

They all applauded.

"That short was fun." Pyrrha said.

"Also I noticed that the art style changed in the middle of it." Jaune said.

"Okay, now for the next one." Nova said.

NOVA LIGHT presents

NORA VALKYRIE in

NORA AND WILBUR

"No way! I'm the star now!" Nora said.

"Goofy's first solo cartoon."

(The cartoon starts with Nora driving a small boat on a lake in a forest to go fishing. She stops at the perfect place... in front of a sign that said "NO FISHIN'".)

"Why am I no surprised?" Jaune said.

"Well that's where the most fish are, right?" Nora said.

"And probably wild animals? Like a crocodile?" Weiss said.

"Eh, big deal."

"Great, now I'm hungry again." Blake said.

Nora: (grabs a small box) Well, haha, here we are, Wilbur! (She opens the box and a grasshopper jumps out on her hand. The grasshopper yawns.) You feeling okay? (He plays a note with his legs. Nora rubs his tiny head.) That's my little palsy-walsy.

"I have a pet grasshopper?"

"And a trained one." Ren said.

"Hmm... bug... trainer..." she said, adding it to her list.

Nora: Are you all set? (Wilbur stands up, raises his body and spits.) Alright. Do your stuff. (Wilbur is like 'Don't you worry, I got this' and jumps off her finger on the lake's surface.)

"Wait, where's your fishing rod?" Ruby said.

"Yeah, how are you going to catch any fish?" Yang said.

(Wilbur hops on the water looking for fish and he finds one sleeping.)

"I thought that fish don't sleep." Weiss said.

'That would look delicious.' Blake thought.

Nora: (rings a horseshoe) Here~, fishy fishy fishy fishy! Come and get it! (The fish wakes up and sees Wilbur. So it starts chasing him. Nora sees them coming and gets out her net. Wilbur jumps in it and goes through it, but the fish gets caught.) Atta boy, Wilbur!

"Okay, that's another way to do it." Ren said.

(Wilbur was again searching for fish until one was in front of him. He kicks water at it and it starts chasing him. But he didn't know that there was another one on his way. Wilbur notices and the fish in front ready to eat him and the one behind him. So he avoids them by jumping over them. The blue fish ended up on the red one's mouth. And Nora caught them, separated and put them in the barrel.)

Nora: Haha! Hey! Bring me back a big, fat one! Wilbur! (And he does bring a big fat one.)

They laughed a little.

(The fish jumps on the net, but struggles to get in. Wilbur spits at it and it gets in. Nora then struggles to drop it in the barrel.)

"Can't you just remove it with your hand?" Blake said.

"Yeah, you could ruin your net." Jaune said.

(Wilbur skates on the water. A fish near him sees him and pretends to be sleeping. Wilbur stops next to it. He checks if it's asleep so it tries to get its attention. It doesn't work. He plays a note with his legs. Also not working. He starts doing backflips. Still nothing. He starts thinking about how to make it chase him, not seeing that it goes to eat him. He quickly turns around, seeing the fish still sleeping. He finally thought of something. He starts dancing. Still nothing. He's thinking again, not seeing the fish trying to eat him. Luckily he turns around before it does. Well, he was tired of this. He goes there, opens its eye and spits on it. Now it starts chasing him.)

"About time." Yang said.

(Nora sees them so she tries to get the fat fish out of the net. She does, but she also ruins the net.)

Nora: Here! Hurry up, Wilbur! Jump!

"Uh oh..." Nora said.

(Wilbur jumps through the ring of the net. Then the fish. Wilbur tries to get on the boat, but the fish gets him. Nora gets scared. He removes the fish from the boat.)

Nora: Wilbur! Are you there?! (She shakes the fish and puts it on her ear. She hears Wilbur's song.) Hello! Hello! (She presses the fish's fin like a terminal.) Hello! Hello!

They laughed a little.

(She puts it on her ear and hears Wilbur's song, which sounded like it was slowly dying. She hits the fish and spits Wilbur. He was blue and almost dead.

"*gasp* No!"

Nora: Wilbur! Wilbur! Gosh, what will I do?! (She pushes his legs to get all the water out.) Please don't leave! Please don't leave, Wilbur! (She gets out a pocket clock and checks his pulse.)

"Wow, that clock looks very old." Yang said.

"And expensive."

"Why not a watch?" Ruby said.

"... It didn't exist." Nova said.

"Oh, right."

"How much and old pocket clock costs now?" Jaune said.

"The cheapest around... two thousand. The most expensive is fifty thousand." Weiss said.

"You know, I have one. Here it is." Nova said, showing his old pocket clock.

"And in the best condition!" Jaune said.

"Is this made out of gold?!" Weiss said.

"Actually yes. I bought it in the UK in 1875. Very rare." Nova said. 'Gee, it's very easy to impress kids from the future with old stuff.'

(Nora gets the smelling salts.)

Nora: Here, Wilbur... take a whiff of this. (He smells it and quickly gains consciousness, jumping and ready to fight. But then he dizzily fell on his butt.) You better watch your step, Wilbur. They're getting ways to ya. (Wilbur is like 'Me? No way! Let me at 'em!'. He jumps on the water then. He hops on the surface for fish. He plays a song and fish come out and surround him. He has no way of escaping. He starts praying, sending MORS signal with his antennas.)

"How is he going to escape?" Ruby said.

(The fish dive at him... but the splash lets him escape. They all chase him. He gets out of the lake and spits at them, hitting them all.)

"That's an amazing grasshopper." Jaune said.

(He plays a small song and salutes them before leaping away... But he jumps inside a frog's mouth.)

"*gasp*". Nora passes out.

Nora: WIIIIIILBUR! (She gets out of the boat and walks on the lake... but she can't so she falls in. She swims out and chases the frog.) Hey, you! (The frog leaps away with Nora after it. To follow its pace, she starts hopping like the frog.)

They laughed a little.

"Aww... OH NO! MY POOR GRASSHOPPER GOT EATEN!" Nora said, finally waking up.

(The frog bumps on a big rock. Nora catches up to it, so it hops on her butt. She looks around to see where it went. It croaks. She looks under her and sees it. She slowly gets her hat and catches it. On the other hand, she will try to grab it, but the frog escaped by ripping the top. Instead, she grabs her hand and removes her glove.) Cough up Wilbur! Cough him up! The frog croaks behind her, getting her attention.) Hey! Hey, come back here! (The frog takes a big leap... and it goes inside a stork.)

"Yeah, that grasshopper is dead." Blake said. Nora passed out again.

(Nora gets shocked. The stork runs away. Then Nora starts running like it.)

They all laughed.

(The stork finally takes off and goes to its nest at the top of a hollow tree, which Nora bumps on it. She goes inside it and reaches the top, right under the nest and sees the stork. She comes out from a hole behind it and starts fighting with the stork.)

Nora: NOW I GOTCHA! (The stork though escapes and flies away.) WILBUR, COME BACK! (Seeing she walked out of the nest in the air, she quickly goes back in. (The stork raises its butt at her and flies away.)

"Did I save him...?" Nora said, waking up.

"... No..." Ren said.

"NOOOOO!". Then she starts crying.

"She does realize that this is a cartoon, right?" Yang whispers to her teammates.

"Let her be." Blake whispered back.

"I HEARD THAT!" Nora said.

Nora: Poor Wilbur... *sniff* I'll never... see him again... (Pulls out a handkerchief.) Good-bye, ol' pal... (She blows her nose. She starts imagining him as an angel, playing the harp and spitting in a pot.) Gotta cheer up. There are lots of grasshoppers in the weeds. (But she starts crying.) WAHHHHHH, BUT NOT LIKE WILBUR! (But the stork's egg starts shaking. It hatched and out of it came...) WILBUR!

"HE'S ALIVE! DID YOU SEE! MY LITTLE GRASSHOPPER ItS ALIVE!" Nora said, hugging her teammates.

"We're all happy for you." Pyrrha said.

Nora: (They start rubbing faces.) Gosh, Wilbur... I thought you were a goner. (He gives her a big kiss on her cheek. He spits, does a small dance and the cartoon ends.)

THE END

"That was a good cartoon." Yang said.

"I see the quality getting better." Jaune said.

"I actually expected a very wacky story." Ruby said.

"Oh, my poor little goth. The wackiness starts now." Nova said.

NOVA LIGHT presents

NORA VALKYRIE in

NORA'S GLIDER

(The cartoon starts with Nora reading a book called 'HOW TO FLY'.)

Narrator: Gliding today has developed into a sport that can be easily mastered by anyone with the desire to learn.

Nora: (having a small plane on her) Yeah. Nothing to it.

"Was that you?" Blake said.

"I wanted to be the narrator." Nova said.

"Why don't you have an actual glider instead of a small makeshift plane?" Weiss said.

(She takes out a wind indicator, which was a sock, and blows in it. Then she skips to the fence door to open.)

Narrator: First, test the prevailing winds by means of the windsock. Then choose the proper terrain and make sure the takeoff is clear of all obstacles. Particularly tree and telephone poles.

Nora: *giggles* Dai, dai, doo dai dee dai

There goes my glider and I,

Bye-bye!

(She turns around and prepares herself for takeoff.)

Narrator: (I couldn't hear what he said) Turn with the wind, wind up, fasten your equipment and TAKEOFF! (She starts running. She tries to take off but she's not fast enough.) Faster, faster! More speed! MORE SPEED! (The glider's wings hit the fence door, making her go through it and stopping at her feet.) Uh huh. We did not attain sufficient altitude.

"Total fail." Yang said.

"Fail 1." Nora said.

Nora: Gosh. (she reads again)

(Try No. 2)

Narrator: Now, the towing method. (She was pulling the glider with a rope.) With a rope attached to the nose, the glider should be pulled rapidly along until it has obtained the necessary speed to carry it into the air. Somewhat in the manner of flying a kite. (It worked. The glider was flying and Nora wasn't even touching the ground. She climbs up the rope, but she wasn't. She was pulling it down and got in it..)

Nora: Ohhhhh... High, high

Over the trees

(Slowly descends into the lake) We flow with the breeze

My glider and- (She just realized it.)

They laughed a little.

"Fail 2. But I won't give up!"

(She looks into her book again, with the fish behind her also looking.)

Narrator: Hm hm. Don't let minor mishaps dampen your spirits. Keep cool and try more speed.

(Try No. 3)

(Now she rides a bike to gain more speed.)

Narrator: Now, launching the glider by mechanical means. Greatest speed can be attained by this method. (The glider already took off.) However the system can become involved... (She starts chasing it. She was looking in front and hit a fence, which sent her flying for a bit. After that she started chasing the glider on foot around her barn.)

Nora: Hey, come back here! Wait for me!

They started laughing.

Narrator: Should an unforeseen emergency arise, never allow the craft to get out of hand. (The glider goes behind her by going through the barn.) Whatever happens, don't give up the ship. (It gets caught in the straps of her pants and she didn't realize it yet. After floating for a bit, the glider falls and gets stuck, even if she keeps running. The glider gets unstuck and hits her in the butt and she, along with her glider, crash down like planes.)

They all laughed.

"They crashed down like planes!" Pyrrha said while giggling.

"Fail 3."

"Even though you already failed." Weiss said.

Narrator: (her head pops out of the ground and checks the book again) This method having proved somewhat... unsuccessful, let us scan the book for a better method.

"What will it be now? A slingshot?" Blake said.

(Try No. 4)

(She made a slingshot.)

"I should keep my mouth shut."

Narrator: The catapult is one of the most ingenious and scientific used in aerodynamics, ejects the craft with a speed of a bullet into the stratosphere. (She pulls the makeshift rubber and she connects it with the glider.)

Ruby nudges Weiss with her elbow.

"What?" Weiss said.

"Don't you have something to say to me?" Ruby said.

"About what?"

"Back then at the initiation? About my idea?"

"And what should I say?"

"I don't know, maybe something like 'Wow, Ruby. Your idea was totes awesome and I will never doubt you again. You're the best leader ever and my bestest friend for all eternity.'"

"First of all, I would never say totes-"

"You just did." Yang said.

"Zip it. And second, if it wasn't for me, it wouldn't work."

"Also, if it didn't work, it would be your fault." Blake said.

"You too zip it."

(She checks the rope.)

Nora: OhHHh- *clears voice* Ohhhh...

High, high

Yup, we'll fly high. (She puts on a parachute.) I'm brave... but I'm careful.

"At least you took safety measures this time." Ren said.

(She looks at the tag.)

Narrator: To open parachute: Jump, count to 10 and pull the string.

Nora: Okay. Count to 10 and pull string. Yeah!

Count to 10, pull string!

Count to 10, pull string!

Count to 10 and pull the string! (She jumps in, grabs an axe and cuts the rope. The rubber ejects her, but only her because the glider was caught by the tree it was tied to.)

They all laughed.

"Fail 4. Come one, I want to fly already!" Nora said.

Nora: (laughs) I made it! I made it! (She gets her goggles and looks around.)

Narrator: Yes, the catapult has the advantage of gaining altitude immediately. (She looks around, she sees her glider behind her. And then she realizes that her glider is still on the ground. She immediately gets nervous. She checks with her hand to see if there's something under her, which wasn't. She looks down and gulps in fear.)

They laughed a little.

"You have a parachute, just jump." Blake said.

Narrator: I'm glad this came up. Now don't forget, count 10 and pull the string! (She jumps off her seat and falls.)

Nora: One, two, three, four, uh... five, six, seven- (She already fell, shaking everything.)

They started laughing.

"How did you not get injured?" Weiss said.

"Except for Thunder Thighs®, I also have an ass of steel!" Nora said, flexing her butt muscles.

"You trademarked your thighs?" Jaune said.

Nora: Eight, nine, ten. Pull! (And she successfully opens her parachute. Late, but still.)

Narrator: (clears voice) We will take up how to land, at a later date.

(Try No. 5)

(She ties skates under her shoes while whistling.)

Nora: (tries to stand up) I'm at the sky like the birds... (Falls on her butt. She giggles and gets up. She puts on her glider and prepares herself to take off.)

Narrator: Well, here we go again! (She goes down the ramp and jumps. She flies... at the other way, upside down.) And now, the place that only birds could know. The sky above, the earth below.)

They all laughed like crazy.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing right now!" Blake said while laughing.

Nora: Dai, dai, doh dai dee dai

I am now flying like the birds in the sky

(Sees the birds flying) Like the birds in the sky... Like the birds... (She realizes something.) The birds? (Ducks as a swarm of ducks was passing over her, upside down. She gets her goggles.) Hmm... something's wrong here. (She looks below and sees the sky which surprises her. She looks above and sees her barn, which is getting closer. She closes her eyes out of fear as she flies in there. All the animals run away. She gets out of the barn. She opens her eyes and sees her chickens running. And she touches the ground. She tumbles for some time. The glider got off her and she's still tumbling until she falls in a well.)

They couldn't stop laughing.

"Boy, I don't think it gets better than that!" Yang said.

"Fail 5! I hope I don't fail again." Nora said.

"There's a minute left. Besides, you were flying, so it's a... half failure?" Pyrrha said.

(Try No. 6)

(She was filling a big cannon with nitroglycerin, dynamite sticks and TNT powder.)

Narrator: So any of the foregoing methods fail, through some unforeseen course of fate, then use your own ideas.

"Yes! Explosions!" Nora said.

Narrator: For after all, launching a glider is really very easy. Just remember these simple, fundamental facts. (She shoves her glider in the cannon.) One: The initial impetus. Two: The low and high aspect ratio. (She lits a match and lits the fuse.) Three: Control of equilibrium. Four: Serious convection currents. (She aims the cannon at the sky.) Five: The principles of abstract aerial statics. (She goes to get on her glider but she slips and falls, along with the cannon.) And so forth and so on, etc., etc. (She sees the fuse burning and she lays there. Then she realized that it's burning. She quickly aims the cannon again and gets on the glider and prepares for launch.) Truly you can't keep a good person down. (BOOM! There she goes! She's was launched to the sky! She's even getting out of the atmosphere! She's now in orbit... But who cares, she did it.)

Nora: High, high

Up in the sky

Yup we'll fly high

My glider and I

Narrator: Now everybody, sing!

Everyone: High, high

Up in the sky

There goes my glider and I

Bye-bye!

THE END

They couldn't stop laughing.

"Okay, out of all the Disney cartoons, this is so far the funniest." Yang said.

"I want more!" Ruby said.

"Okay, now you know who's next right?" Nova said.

"... It's me, right?" Yang said.

"Yep."

"Nova, can you summon some popcorn, please? I want to enjoy this." Weiss said.

"I hope you choke on it..." Yang mumbled. But Blake heard that and laughed.

"Okay, let's start this NOW!" Nova said.

NOVA LIGHT presents

a JAUNE ARC cartoon

LINDA AND PLUTO

"Wait, why is Jaune in the title? I thought I was starring." Yang said.

"Yes, but this cartoon was under the Mickey Mouse title."

(The cartoon starts, showing a bag with tools saying 'LINDA YOUNG PLUMBER'. The hammer in the hammer was dragged by a magnet by Linda, who fixing Jaune's pipes, I think, to the rhythm of Pop goes the weasel. Even the pipe that she was nailing shot water at her to the rhythm.)

They all laughed a little.

"Am I always singing nursery rhymes?" Yang said.

"Most of the times."

"I like it." Ruby said.

"Of course you'd like it, you big baby." Yang said.

"I'm not a baby!"

Linda: (ready to fight) Hey, what is your problem?! (It keeps shooting water at her before she covers the hole with her hand. She then sees her big hammer under Pluto's butt. She gets her magnet and pulls the hammer, which touched Pluto's butt. Pluto quickly turned around to see who did it. She started closing the hole) Stupid pipe! I'll teach you to shoot water at me!

"You're always so angry at anything." Ren said.

"No, I'm not!" Yang said.

(With every hit, the magnet slid down and fell on a wooden table. It started pulling Pluto's metal bowl. Pluto sees the bowl passing under him and sticking with the magnet. He goes there. He sniffs at it. Seeing that it doesn't do anything, he grabs the bone. But the bone is stuck. He shakes it off, but his snout ends up stuck in the magnet. He manages to pull it off and remove it from the bowl. He starts sniffing the magnet, without noticing that it still pulled the bowl. The bowl touches his butt and the magnet ends up in his stomach.)

"Okay, how strong is that magnet?" Weiss said.

"That strong." Nora said, pointing at Pyrrha.

(After hiccuping, he sees the bowl stuck on his butt. He tries to shake it off, but it didn't work. He tries to catch it with his teeth, but he just spins around, knocking stuff, which Linda was standing on. She fell down on a basket full of water. Pluto ran out of the basement and to the kitchen.)

Linda: GET OUT! YOU STUPID MUTT!

(Pluto stopped to take a breath. But the magnet inside him was attracting multiple stuff, like pans and pots. The moment they hit him, he starts running. He enters a room, closing the door and getting rid of the pots and pans. But the bowl was still chasing him. He turns around and the bowl stops moving. He approaches it with caution, but the magnet pulls it. It hits his mouth and the force compresses his body.)

They laughed a little.

"Poor Pluto." Jaune said.

(He tries to pull it off, but it doesn't work. He tries again, but he falls on his face. He walks back, not noticing the cuckoo clock behind him. The magnet attracts the pendulum, which hits Pluto, throwing the bowl away, but it got stuck on his butt now, moving him back and forth. Pluto manages to get free, but he destroyed the clock. Even the cuckoo bird died. He was panting under a big table. After that, he happily walks away, but the magnet was attracting a small clock on the table. The clock was following him.)

"Oh come on." Ruby said.

(Right when he gets to the other side he turns around to see who was following him. The clock was also about to fall on his butt. But it didn't. Pluto kept walking and then it fell on his butt. It scared him and ran away. He ran under a rock-a-bye chair getting rid of the clock. But the clock rolled in front of him, who was back to a corner. Seeing that it wasn't doing anything, he tried to walk away slowly, but the clock moved and Pluto went back to the corner. He tried it again and the clock moved again. He went back to the corner. Pluto then noticed that it was following his butt. He stuck it out and the clock moved, so he hid it at the corner. He did it again and the clock was moving around until he hid it again and cowered.)

"Aww, he's so scared."

(Pluto opened his eyes and he tried to leave again, this time his butt touching the wall. And it was working. He managed to escape. But he slipped on a moulder and fell. The clock got stuck on his butt again, scaring him and running away. He ran through a polar bear carpet which caught the clock.)

"Wow, I haven't seen a carpet like that in a long time." Weiss said.

"Why? They don't sell it in stores anymore?"

"They never... what?"

"I said, they don't sell it in stores anymore?"

"... Are you serious?"

"Yes, why? Did I say something wrong?"

"Ruby, they don't sell carpets like that in stores." Pyrrha said.

"Then where do they get them?"

"In the forest, like most bears. That hasn't got killed by Grimm."

"You mean that..."

"It's the dead skin of a bear." Ren said.

"But... why a carpet...? That's too harsh..."

"You think making it a carpet is harsh? Have you seen people wearing fox skins as hats? Because I did." Weiss said.

"*gasp* But what about their babies?!"

"Small mats, I guess." Nova said. That almost gave her a heart attack.

(He stopped and slid on a mat and relaxed. But the bowl came back and got stuck on his butt.)

They laughed a little.

(While trying to remove it, the magnet was dragging him and pulling many knives. Pluto noticed it and tried to run away, but the force was stronger. The knives then started flying at him. Pluto ran away. The knives were following him everywhere. He ran down the basement again and the knives got stuck in the wooden door. He stopped right in front of a wooden ladder, on which Linda was standing.)

"Finally, back to the good stuff." Weiss said.

(The magnet started attracting and removed all the nails from the ladder. Linda then falls in a... very old washing machine...? Anyway, after getting washed, the robotic hands shoved her into the wringer to dry and she fell in a basket with clean clothes. She got up and started yelling angrily, but she wasn't understandable, because of the sock on her face.)

They all laughed.

"Come on, cheer up. We talked about this. It's just a cartoon." Ruby said.

"... Ugh, fine. It was funny." Yang said.

(The crab that she was holding, was getting pulled by the magnet. The crab stuck on the bowl and Pluto got scared and ran away, dragging Linda who didn't let go of the crab. He ran out of the basement. The stuff on his butt was removed because of the ceiling. Linda hit the ceiling too and fell down the stairs. She then started chasing Pluto. Pluto kept going higher and got to the roof. Linda then saw the carpet which was spinning because Pluto ran on it and thought that he was under it.)

Linda: So! There you are! Come out now! (Meanwhile, Pluto on the roof sat down.) Come out now! (The crab on her hand was pulled up by the magnet and hit the ceiling and Linda hit her head.)

"How long this will go on?" Blake said, holding her laughter.

(Pluto tried to move, but he was dragging Linda too.)

Linda: Hey! Cut it out! Cut it out I tell you! Stop it! (She passed by a ceiling fan and caught it with her legs to stop moving. The fan started spinning along with her. Pluto was spinning too. She was thrown away but stopped when she caught the light. The light broke and she got electrocuted. Pluto too. He jumped high in pain, letting Linda fall down for a bit before she hit the ceiling again.) So! (She tried to get the crab unstuck.) Come on, already! (She planted her feet on the ceiling and pulled. But it wasn't moving.) You asked for it! (She let it go and spat in her hands, still on the ceiling...)

"Whaaaaaat?" Ruby said.

(She grabbed it and dragged it across the place, along with Pluto.)

Linda: I'll show you to mess with me! (She dragged him until he hit a wall. Now Pluto was getting angry and dragged his butt, on a ladder. That made Linda hit her head repeatedly and faster. Even out the window, where she was hitting her head at the steps.

They all laughed.

"It was still going!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

(Pluto stopped when he reached the end. Then they looked at each other.)

Linda: So! There you are, you stupid dog! (That side of the ladder was lowered until they both hit the wall. They both fell through another entrance for the basement. Then the ladder fell on Pluto's butt, making him spit out the magnet.) What's the big idea?! You big- (The magnet was then flying, taking Linda with it and trapping her, to the heater. Then it attracted a lot of tools and pipes.) GET ME OUT OF HERE! GET- (The crab hit her and shut her mouth. Then Pluto's bowl. Pluto was licking the bone and Linda started yelling, even with her mouth shut. Pluto then started licking her, which she didn't like, ending the cartoon.)

THE END

"That was very entertaining." Weiss said.

"And that's just the beginning." Nova said, starting the next and last one.

A NOVA LIGHT JAUNE ARC CARTOON

DOÑA LINDA

"Yeah, it will be a while until you get your name in the title."

(The cartoon starts with Linda, riding a donkey to her lover's place and singing.)

Linda: De la sierra, morena

Cielito lindo vienen bajando

(The donkey then starts singing. He gets whacked with a guitar.)

Ay, ay, ay, ay, canta y no llores

Porque cantando se alegran

(The donkey does a small dance at the end of the song. They arrived at their destination.)

Ruby was giggling because of the big ass sombrero.

"Wait, what was the name in the sign, I didn't read it." Jaune said.

"Shouldn't I... I don't know, wear a dress?" Yang said.

"Well, someone has to do the man." Nova said.

"... And who's the woman?"

(She pulled the tail of the donkey and it made a horn sound. And out the balcony, she came. Her lover.)

"ME?!" Blake said.

"Blake's the lover?!" Pyrrha said.

"Why?!"

"Because if I had to do this, I had to make her gay." Nova said.

"But why me?"

"Aren't you partners? Besides, in a dorm only with girls, it's inevitable some becoming gay. That's how Rita and Alice actually fell in love."

"But we're both straight. Even though we had some... emotional moments in the past, we're just friends and 100% straight."

"Say that to Americans.". He turns to the reader. "Yeah, I'm referring to you. Bitch."

"I like your dress." Nora said.

Blake: Hello, bad girl~.

Linda: Hi, toots! (Blake comes down, using a big cactus as a staircase. Linda throws the sombrero on the ground as the last step. Blake runs to her. She sticks out her lips for a kiss. Linda takes the chance and tries to kiss her, but Blake backs up, trying to be difficult. Instead, she goes to the sombrero while dancing and Linda starts playing the guitar. Blake starts dancing around the sombrero. Then on the sombrero. She kicks it at the donkey and gets on it. Then the donkey starts dancing on the sombrero.)

"You know, despite being kinda funny, we're learning a lot about other cultures at that era." Pyrrha said.

(But the donkey gets too excited and goes out of control.)

Blake: HEY, STOP! CUT THAT OUT! HELP! (The donkey kicks her and she lands with her butt on the sombrero. Linda starts laughing.)

They laughed a little.

"Why would I think that you'd actually laugh?" Blake said.

"Come on, I'm not a jerk." Yang said.

(Blake pulls the hat off her butt and walks angrily at Linda.)

Linda: (stops laughing) Uh oh... Hi, toots. (Blake gives her a strong slap to the face.)

"Daaamn, she hit you so hard you started spinning!" Nora said.

(Linda got up and got ready to fight. Blake too.)

They all laughed.

"Okay, I didn't expect that!" Weiss said while laughing.

"I even scared you!" Blake said while laughing.

Blake: I'll teach you to laugh at your girl! (She grabs the guitar and starts hitting Linda.) Take this! And that! And this! And that! (Linda falls in the fountain. Blake smashes the guitar on her head.) Get out of my sight! (She walks to her door. Before she goes in, she raises her butt at her.)

Linda: (gets out of the fountain and runs at the door) So! Come out and fight like a man! (Her anger disappeared when Blake stuck her head out the little eye door. Linda quickly got in the fountain again and put the guitar around her head.)

They all laughed again.

"You're so afraid!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

(The donkey was laughing.)

Linda: So! You jackass! I'm gonna knock the-... Uh oh.

"Whoa! I didn't expect swearing in these cartoons!" Yang said.

"Well, the word jackass back then wasn't a problem. Neither the word gay because it meant happy." Nova said.

(She stops before he hits the donkey when she sees a car at a trading post across the street, with the sign 'WILL TRADE FOR A BURRO'.)

"What does burro mean?" Ruby said.

"Donkey."

"Do it." Weiss said.

(The donkey tried to sneak away.)

Linda: Wait just a minute! JUST A MINUTE! (Grabs it before it leaves and carries it to the trading post.)

(Meanwhile, Blake was rampaging in her home.)

Blake: STUPID LINDA! HOW DARE SHE LAUGHS AT ME?! THAT JERK! I HATE YOU! (She sees a portrait of them together. She rips the part with Linda and stomps it.)

"Okay, you're taking it too far." Ren said.

"Yeah, I mean I laughed at you. That's not a reason to ruin everything." Yang said.

(But she stops when she hears a familiar horn.)

Blake: So you're back, huh?! (She grabs a giant vase to throw at her, but stops when she sees her in her new car.) Oh, mama!

Linda: Yoohoo! (presses the horn again) (Blake quickly comes down.)

Blake: Oh my, your car is so beautiful! (Linda presses a button and a backseat pops out.) Oh, you're the best! (Gives her a big kiss, which makes her float for a bit, before falling down.)

They couldn't help but laugh.

"It's true what they say. Chicks dig cars." Jaune said.

"You'll win me only with a monster truck!" Nora said.

(She hops in her seat and starts the engine. The car moves to the rhythm of the song, not driving, but walking. In fact, they go to the training post, where the donkey was crying, they release exhaust gas at its face and drive away.)

"You didn't have to be that mean to that donkey!" Ruby said.

"That thing deserved it." Yang said.

"Yeah." Blake said.

"Totally." Weiss said.

(The donkey out of anger, snaps the rope and goes after them. Meanwhile, the two gays were driving in the desert.)

Blake: Faster, bad girl! Faster, faster!

Linda: Okay, toots! (She accelerates. They pass a cactus, making it twist. They jumped from a giant rock, making a backflip and laned safely to the other. They passed another cactus, making it look like a hitchhiker. Another one which looked like a guy on a horse, making it turn around. And the last one which looked like the Thinker, going under it, making it jump in surprise.)

"I wish I could do stuff like that with my bike." Yang said.

(Meanwhile, the donkey was following them by tracking their smell. Back to the plot, the car breaks down.)

"Well, what did you expect? Driving so fast in an old car like that, of course at some point it would break down."

Blake: What's the matter? Can we move?

Linda: It's okay, toots. Leave it to me. (She steps on the gas. But the car couldn't start. In fact, it turned blue.) Start, you stupid machine! (She steps on the gas harder. She pulls the choke valve and the car starts coughing.)

They laughed a little.

Blake: Come on, come on! Hurry up, hurry up!

Linda: Alright, alright!

"Well, aren't we a little demanding." Weiss said.

"Look who's talking." Blake said.

"I'm not demanding!". But they all said the opposite.

"Yeah, even I say that you are." Jaune said.

(She steps on the gas one more time. The car started bouncing funny.)

They all laughed.

(The backseat then bounced and turned upside down, leaving Blake trapped inside. It kicks out Linda, it releases exhaust gas at her face and drives away.)

Linda: HEY! GET BACK HERE! (She goes after it.) STOP! STOP, I TELL YOU! (The car turns around. Linda tries to run away, but she gets run over.) COME BACK NOW AND FIGHT! (She gets run over again. She pops out of the ground, having the same stance but upside down.)

They all laughed like crazy.

(She notices the car driving towards a rock. It crashes, sending Blake flying. She tumbles for a while, even bouncing on a small lake and stopping in a mud puddle.)

"Nooooo, no the dress!" Weiss said.

(Linda started laughing. Blake sees her and angrily grabs the horn.)

Blake: So! Again?!

Linda: (sees her coming) Uh oh!

Blake: (starts hitting her) HOW DARE YOU?! TAKE THIS! AND THAT! AND THAT! (The donkey watches them from a distance. She hits Linda to a cactus and throws the horn in her mouth.) I don't want to see you again! (She pulls a unicycle out of her purse and gets on it. She raises her butt at her and cycles away.)

They laughed a little.

"Why did you have a unicycle in your purse?" Yang said.

Linda: COME BACK AND FIGHT! (Linda doesn't take that lightly. She gets up, ready to fight again, but with the horn still in her mouth. She then notices the car making weird sounds.) So! You snake in the grass! (She throws the horn at it.)

"That's a weird curse." Nora said.

"It's the 30s. What did you expect?" Weiss said.

(The car releases all its water from its interior. And it all falls in her sombrero. The water falls through the hat. It then starts shrinking, to the point that it's very tiny.)

"Aww, look at the tiny hat!" Nora said.

(The donkey starts laughing at her, ending the cartoon.)

THE END

They all laughed.

"That was a fun ending." Ruby said.

"Hey, wait a minute! Jaune has Pyrrha! Yang has Blake! I'm still single!" Nora said.

"Oh, you'll get your happy ending. In the future." Nova said.

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