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Chapter 97: Chibi Invasion 1
"So, next is the thing with Blake and the cockroaches?" Pyrrha said.
"You know, about that... I'm not continuing it." Nova said.
'Thank goodness...' Blake thought.
"Why?" Ruby said.
"Because you wince in pain more than you laugh." Nova said.
"How?" Weiss said.
"Have you seen someone in a cartoon putting a pepper mill on someone's head and grind it?". They all winced in pain. "Exactly."
"And that would happen to me?" Blake said.
"No, to her."
"Me?" Yang said.
"Yeah, and I don't think you'd like to see yourself... bald."
"BALD?! Me... Bald...? I can't breathe... I can't breathe..."
"So that means..." Jaune said.
"*gasp* We're skipping to the chibis! Yes!" Ruby said.
"Exactly! Let's go!" Nova said.
Chibi Mollusk
(The episode starts showing a rocky shore. Then we see chibi team JNPR walking.)
"Finally, we get to appear!" Nora said.
"Aww, you look so cute!" Ruby said.
Jaune: I saw it. Then I took it and threw it at his face and it was very funny. Crazy, right? (Suddenly Ren steps on something. They all stop and see that it's a starfish, with its eyes popped out.)
Ren: Huh? (He takes his foot off of it and its eyes go inside again.)
Nora: What is that thing?
Pyrrha: It looks kinda gross. (He steps on it again and its eyes popped out.)
Ren: Hey, this is fun.
"Fun?" Weiss said.
"It looks kinda fun." Yang said.
"Now that's actual animal abuse." Jaune said.
Jaune: (takes the starfish and presses it to make its eyes pop out, while everyone else laughs, except for Ren who's kinda angry)
Ren: Alright, give it to me now.
Jaune: No, I don't want to! (They start pulling it. Nora was helping Jaune and Pyrrha was helping Ren.)
Ren: LET IT GO!
Jaune: NEVER! (Ren lets it and it hits Jaune in the face. He and Pyrrha laugh at him. Jaune grabs the starfish and throws it at Pyrrha's face. They all laugh at her.)
They all laughed a little.
"Who knew that you could have so much fun with a starfish?" Ruby said.
(Meanwhile, at a store near them, an old man was going out for fishing.)
News reporter: A dangerous criminal has escaped from prison. If you see him, avoid contact and call the authorities immediately.
Old woman: Hey! Louie! You're not going anywhere until you washed that window clean. It needs to shine. (Gives him a bucket, a wiper, and a stepladder. He just lowers the volume of his earpiece so he wouldn't hear her nagging.)
Old man: I'll have it all cleaned up before you know it. Don't worry. (He gets on the stepladder, takes the wiper, and starts cleaning the window.)
"Okay, what does that have to do with the story?" Yang said.
(Back at the shore, the chibis were playing with the starfish.)
Nora: (shoots a starfish and ducks before one coming right at her.) Yeah! You missed! You missed! (She gets hit by another one and Pyrrha laughs at her.)
Ren: (comes out behind that rock) Surprise! (He shoots the starfish. Pyrrha ducks and the starfish ends up... at the store's window.
Old man: Sweetie~! It's done~! I finished. (The starfish slid down the window, leaving all liquids on it.)
"Okay, now it makes sense."
"Come on, he just cleaned it!" Weiss said.
(The old woman comes out.)
Old woman: Wha-?! You call that finished? I call that filthy. (The old man sees it and is so surprised, he drops his fishing rod.) Start over! (She goes inside.)
Old man: Yeah, yeah, yeah, talk, talk... (He grabs the wiper but he sees the starfish on it.) He takes it and throws it back at the shore.)
Ren: I win! (The starfish lands on his head.) Huh? Is something on my head? (He sees the starfish.) Oh... it looks good on me, huh?
"Well, I never expected that from me." Ren said.
"Us neither." Blake said.
"In fact, I wasn't expecting a reaction in the first place." Weiss said?
"... Am I that boring?" Ren said to Nora.
"Aww...". She hugs him. "Of course you are, but I love you anyway! (0_0) As a friend, not as a lover, because that would be weird. I said love, meaning like. Love like, not love love. Just like. I like you anyway.". 'STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU DUMMY!'
(They were all thinking how are they going to look that good. Meanwhile, the criminal from the news was driving down the road.)
News reporter: Breaking news. The fugitive has been spotted fleeing southbound with a stolen car.
"Was that the fugitive?" Ruby said.
"I don't know, was he?" Weiss said. Ruby then made a pouty face.
"Don't make fun of me."
(Back with the chibis, we see Ren, with a starfish on his chest like he's a sheriff. He even makes guns with his fingers. Then the girls come with the starfish-like swimsuits)
Nora: Hey, Ren! Do you like our new swimsuits? (He just laughs.)
They all laugh.
"Everywhere you are, you make people laugh." Pyrrha said.
"Who knows? Maybe I'll become an entertainer in the future." Nora said.
Jaune: Hey, guys! (They all see him with an octopus on his head.) How do you like my hair?
They all laughed again.
(They all look at him in awe.)
Jaune: Don't I look... sexy?
They all laughed like crazy.
"And I thought Yang's hair was beautiful." Nora said.
(First, he had the octopus like a mohawk and started dancing like a native American. Then he came back, having it as Elvis's do.)
Jaune: How you doin'? (They took the starfish and threw them away out of jealousy... at the store's window.)
Old man: Sweetie~! It's okay~! I re-washed it~!
"Oh, not again!" Ruby said.
Old woman: (comes out and sees the window) Huh?! Are you funning with me? Now it's even worse than it was before!
(Back to the fugitive, he heard the police's sirens and stepped on the gas.)
(Back to the chibis, the octopus started playing with Jaune. He poked his head, making him turn around.
Jaune: Huh? (Ren laughed at him, but abruptly stopped when he turned again.) Who's there? (Jaune realized that someone was making fun of him. The octopus was still poking him. Jaune waited for a bit. Then turned.) Found you! (The rest started laughing at him.)
They laughed a little.
"I can't believe I'm seeing this right now..." Weiss said.
Jaune: (the octopus still poking him) Where are you? Show yourself! (They were still laughing.) Guys, where are you? I can't see. (The octopus got angry and slapped them one by one.)
"Damn." Yang said.
(Back to the fugitive, more police cruisers appeared, so he went faster.)
(Back to the chibis, we see Nora with a baseball bat to beat the shit out of the octopus.)
Jaune: I can't get it off! (Nora charged at him. The octopus blocked every swing. Then it knocked the bat and also sent her crash into the others.)
"That's a badass octopus over there."
(They got up, angrier. So they all charged at it. At the store, the old man cleaned the window again.)
"They're going to ruin it again?" Blake said.
(The chibis each had grabbed a tentacle and were pulling it.)
Jaune: Guys, hurry up! It hurts! (They let it and the octopus fly away. The old man sees it coming. What he does?)
Old man: WATA! (He kicks it away.) Yeah!
"That was cool." Ruby said.
Fugitive: Eh? Hey! What going on?! (The octopus lands on the car's window. He loses control.)
Old man: (goes to the shore) I probably have to do it all over again, but for right now while I'm talking to you, it's all finished. (The car is about to crash into their store and the old woman sees it. It crashes, sending many stuff flying, including the octopus.)
Old woman: (comes out with the octopus on her head) Louie! LOUIIIIEEE! (The police arrived.)
"What kind of plot is this?" Blake said.
(The chibis were watching everything.)
Pyrrha: Well, that happened. (Then red spots appeared on Jaune and they all look at him in awe.)
Jaune: Why are you looking at me? (He sees the spots.) *gasp* I'm... so beautiful!
Pyrrha: Wow...
Ren: But how do we get them too? (Then Nora got an idea.)
Nora: I have an idea! (She grabs a toy gun and shoots at Pyrrha's forehead. She removes the plunger and it leaves a red spot.)
Pyrrha: Huh? I have one too!
Ren: Let's play! Scatter! (They all scatter and play with toy guns, in the background while the old man was fishing.)
Old man: *sigh* There is peace in the valley at last.
"That was a good one." Ruby said.
"Can you put one with us now?" Yang said.
"Yeah, I'll be putting you randomly." Nova said.
Chibi, Are You There?
(The episode starts in the city at night. It shows two people. One inside a building and one in the street. The second was a thief, going to break into the building. He gets a special cutter out of his bag and goes to the building. What he didn't notice was Ruby, Yang, and Blake passing by. Ruby, who was holding a plunger, looked at his cuttee, which also had a plunger.)
Ruby: Hmm... he also has a sucky thing. Girls, let's go. (So they start following him.)
Blake: Why are we trying to be quiet?
"So, you're following a thief because he has a plunger." Ren said.
"This is going to be great." Yang said.
(The thief goes to a window. He doesn't see the chibis watching him behind a bush and holding their laughter. The thief puts on his ski mask. He sticks the plunger on the window.)
Ruby: Oh, this seems interesting. (He places the blade and cuts a hole, sticks his hand in to open the window, and enters the building. Ruby now tries to do the same with her plunger. She spins it a bit, pulls, and... removes the glass.) I did it!
Blake: Wow!
Yang: Good job! (Ruby loses balance and falls.)
They laughed a little.
"That was unexpected." Blake said.
(Now let's go back to the first person. He was a scammer who was pretending to be a psychic, I guess. He puts on his hat and prepares his table for the show.)
Scammer: (sees his customers) Oh! *clears voice* Faithful ones! Take your places! (The youngsters sit on the chairs. The machine behind him gets activated.) Tonight, the forces of the occult are insatiable! (The youngsters were like 'wow'.)
"Come on, who would fall for that?" Weiss said.
"Scammer..." Nora said, adding it to her list.
"You already did that once. And it failed." Ren said.
"That was in the past. I'm older and wiser now."
"I don't think it's a good idea to add something... illegal." Pyrrha said.
"It's not illegal if you do it to bad people."
"Yes. Yes, it is." Weiss said.
"But not immoral."
"There were no morals, to begin with."
Scammer: We must try to... satisfy them. (He sticks out his hat for them to throw money.) For we, are the dazzled and zealous servants. (He looks at the money he got and he's like 'Only that?'. Meanwhile, the thief was in the apartment. He sees that lasers we're blocking his path.)
Thief: Now where's the best place to have put the alarms? (He sees a portrait. He removes it and finds the control panel.) Bingo. (He starts hearing sounds. He turns and sees statues... and three unnatural ones.) Okay... So...(He turns back to the control panel.)
They laughed a little.
"How did that work?"
Thief: (He connects a device to the panel and hears the sounds again. He turns around and sees the "statues" in different poses, not even noticing their eyes moving.)
They laughed again.
"This is so dumb." Ruby said.
Thief: Must be getting paranoid at my old age. (He returns to the panel. The chibis remain frozen.) There... this one here... (The chibis are getting closer.) Heh, perfect. (He presses the button and the lasers are shut down. He chuckles at his success.)
(Meanwhile, upstairs)
Scammer: Spiiiirits! Appeaaar to us! Knock three times. (He was ready to press a hidden button, but...)
Chibis: Hi! (The thief turned around and saw them. He gets surprised and he falls on his back, knocking a shelf. Three objects fell down, being heard upstairs. The scammer is surprised.)
Youngster 1: Three knocks! H-he responded!
Scammer: H-h-h... Uh-uh-uh- of course...! I invoked the spirit... a-a-and he answered me!
"I can't wait to see how this will end." Yang said.
(Downstairs, the thief slowly got up, not noticing that the chibis were behind him. He thought that he just imagined them and returned to work. The chibis were snickering.)
"How he doesn't remember you?" Jaune said.
Ruby: He didn't see us. (They get down from the shelf and wander around.)
Yang: Wow, look at this. (She sees a giant mask. When she moved it, she accidentally hit Blake.)
Blake: Ow! (Yang laughs. Meanwhile, Ruby was looking at the gadget connected to the panel.)
Ruby: Wow... (She grabs it.) Hey, it has a button. (She starts pressing it multiple times, causing the lights in the other apartments to turn on and off in a pattern. Even upstairs.)
They all laughed.
Youngster 1: A-after the light, comes the darkness! Oh, the light! Oh, the darkness! Oh, the light! Oh, the darkness! Oh, the light! The dark-
Scammer: Absolutely! The spirit awaits his offerings! Mooore offerings!
"He's lucky they're that dumb." Weiss said.
(Downstairs, the thief finally found the safe. He was about to open it with his drill, but he hears sounds again. He ignores them and continues.)
"He clearly heard someone talking!"
"Humans can't understand chibis there. They only hear "Bwah, bwah"." Nova said.
"... This is stupid."
"I know."
(The chibis were still doing... whatever they were doing. Blake was on the mask, Ruby and Yang got on the shelf. Ruby without a reason, pushes Yang off with her plunger. She falls on the mask, launching Blake and doing a perfect landing on a small table.)
Blake: Tada! (Yang gets on the other side.)
Yang: Okay, now you do it!
Ruby: Okay! (She jumps on the mask, launching Yang, flipping and landing perfectly on Blake. Now Ruby goes to the other side.)
"How are you going to jump there?" Pyrrha said.
Ruby: Hmm... that could work. (She sees a candlestick. She throws her plunger, knocking it down. It falls on the mask, launching her and landing perfectly on Yang. The thief now is sure that he didn't imagine that. He goes to see what's happening and sees three chibi on top of each other.) Blake, stop moving!
Thief: What the heck is going on?!
Blake: I can't! It's difficult!
Thief: What is this, a circus?! Go on, get out of here! Don't make me mad- (He stumbles upon his plunger and falls. The drill falls in Ruby's hands.)
Ruby: Ha! It's mine now! Vroom vroom!
"That's a dangerous creature." Yang said and they all laughed a little.
Ruby: (She accidentally drills the ceiling.) What's it doing? (The drill reaches upstairs.)
Scammer: (I couldn't understand his fake accent) My psychic powers are incredible! (The table starts spinning.)
Youngster 1: The spirit! He's manifesting again!
"Bruh, that could be a good prank."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Nora said.
"I do, so stop thinking about it, both of you." Weiss said.
"Party pooper."
Youngster 2: He has chosen us. We are the chosen ones!
"You can't be serious." Blake said.
Scammer: (puts his hat on with the money) Th-this isn't normal... It's paranormal...! (The youngsters were holding hands and were like 'Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'.) That's enough of that! (He puts his hands on the table, making it stop spinning.)
"Even his accent is fake?!" Ruby said. Her teammates facepalmed.
(But now that it stopped spinning, the chibis were spinning. The thief slowly got up. The way they were spinning, Blake knocked out the thief and they all got to the ground again. The flashlight on the thief's head flew and landed... inside Ruby. Now she was glowing.)
Blake: Wow!
Yang: You're glowing!
(The lasers turned on again and the thief's hand touched them. The alarm was triggered.)
Thief: I'm getting too old for this... huh? (He quickly runs to the safe while the chibis laugh at him. He grabs all the money.)
Scammer: (hears the alarm) Uh... Th-th-the spirit is calling me! Wait for me here a moment, okay? (Presses a hidden switch.) I'll leave you to enjoy yourselves before our idol. (They see it as an actual godly entity.) Those guys watch way too much TV.
"I agree." Weiss said.
(He runs to check what's happening, but his hat with the money slip and fall down the stairs.)
Scammer: Ah! My money! (He jumps and grabs it. The thief leaves the apartment but sees the scammer falling and crashing into him. The scammer opens his eyes and sees...)
Ruby: Duuuuuude.
Scammer: The spirit... (Passes out)
They all laughed like crazy.
"Not even I would do that!" Nova said while laughing.
"Well, I'm a god now. Yang, can you bring cookies?" Ruby said.
"No." Yang said.
"Dangit."
"You're not doing it right. Oh, Ren~!" Nora said.
"No." Ren said.
"Damnit!"
(The chibis left the building.)
Ruby: Check it out! I got the sucky thing. (The youngsters were watching them from the window.)
Youngsters: Look, it's the spirit.
"Uh, guys? Why am I feeling jealous?" Ruby said.
"Why do you feel jealous?" Blake said.
"Because we see ourselves in other roles doing fun stuff. I also want to do fun stuff!"
"Well, didn't you have a giant list of fun activities?" Yang said. Ruby facepalmed.
"Oh my gosh, how could I forget it?!"
"I say less screen time and focusing on the more important stuff." Nova whispered to team JNPR.
"Yeah, probably." Nora whispered back.
"Are we still on that show theory?" Jaune said.
"We didn't deny it, didn't we?" Ren said.
"Right."
"Alright, next one!" Nova said.
Stop! No More!
(The episode starts showing a road in the middle of nowhere. We see a dude sitting on a road, waiting to hitch a ride. He sees a car. He tries to get its attention, but the driver ignores him. Then another car passes. That also ignores him. He gets a little frustrated.)
"Okay, I'm already annoyed. He keeps making frustrated sounds and smacking his lips, just give him some water." Weiss said.
Ruby: Hi. (He sees a smol chibi next to him. She even made the same frustrated sound he did. He gives her a thumbs up. She does the same.)
Weiss & Blake: Hi. (They also give a thumbs up and do the same sounds.)
"And we're doing it too." Blake said.
"I think I know where this is going. I bet you're going to start copying everything he does." Jaune said.
Guy: He-he-hey!(The guy sees another car. He tries to get its attention, but gets ignored again.) Oh, man!
Chibis: Oh man! (Now he sees more chibis around him making the same sounds.)
"Finally, we're all together." Nora said.
Guy: (tries to get rid of them.) Shoo! Shoo! (they do the same in a circle and he gets kinda dizzy)
They laughed a little.
"I love this so much..." Pyrrha said.
"We're just torturing a random dude." Yang said.
Guy: (He notices that they all left. Ruby was hiding behind him.) What? (He turns to his left. And the other chibis stay behind him.) Where'd they go? (He looks for them and they stay behind him, holding their laughter.)
They laughed again.
(A truck stops by.)
Trucker: Ugh, them again. I'm gonna get 'em. (The guy tries to get his attention. He stops in front of him and lets him in.
Guy: Thanks, dude. The desert was starting to get to me. (The chibis were also getting on the back of the truck.
Yang: Hurry up and hop in! (The trucker was waiting for all of them to hop in.)
"I don't like where this is going." Ruby said.
(The chibis, now all in the tail, started exploring.)
Nora: (grabs a driving cone) This thing makes me sound loud! (The driver was smiling. The chibis were playing in the back there.)
Yang: (fighting over the cone) I want it!
Nora: No, it's mine! (Jaune, Ren, and Pyrrha were in the corner, doing chibi stuff.) I am speaking loud!
Guy: Uh... dude?
Nora: I'M SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
(Ruby had a bucket on her head. Weiss takes a gasoline canister (They call a liquid gas?! Pretty schtewpid, innit?) and hits her. She and Blake laugh at her.)
Some of them laughed.
"Now that's something you don't see every day! You just whacked her with a canister!" Yang said.
Pyrrha: (inspecting) Hey, what's this? (The trucker then steps on the gas. Ren and Pyrrha were launched out of the tail.) (after tumbling) Bye...
Jaune: Bye!
Guy: Y-y-you crazy, man?!
Trucker: YES! I! AM!
"So, he doesn't have a reason why he does that." Blake said.
Guy: SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Ruby: (sees him screaming) MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Weiss: MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Blake: MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
They all laughed.
"We're still copying him? That is some dedication." Weiss said.
(Jaune was seen hanging from the top of the truck. The trucker sees him and hits the brakes, sending him flying.)
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- wait, this is fun. (Flies like a superhero. The rest landed on the window. Jaune got up, after falling on his face. He goes on the road bump and does a "Come on" gesture to the trucker. The trucker revs up.)
"You want to get ran over?" Blake said.
(The trucker releases the brakes and drives at full speed while laughing like crazy, while the guy next to him screams in fear. Jaune then realized that he was doing the wrong sign to hitchhike. The truck reaches the bump and performs a big jump. In slow motion you could see the remaining chibis in the air.)
Jaune: (slow motion) Hi!
Ruby: (slow motion) Hi! (The slow-motion ends.)
They laughed a little.
(The tailgate opens and Yang falls out, along with the thing that Pyrrha inspected before. Then the truck suddenly stops.)
Trucker: Huh?! (The thing was a giant balloon, with Ruby, Weiss, and Blake hanging from its rope. The trucker steps on it harder, but it doesn't move. The other guy took the chance and exited the truck.)
Ruby: Bye, random person!
(The trucker exits the truck, holding an axe.)
Trucker: (laughs) Hasta la vista, baby! (He cuts the rope. The truck drives away, with Nora still in the tail.) MY TRUCK! MY BABY! STOP IT! NOOOOO! (He goes after it.)
"So, only we three are left?" Ruby said.
"That's disappointing." Yang said. "And I left the most stupid way."
(The guy comes out from behind the sign at the gas station. He's now relieved that it's over. But Ruby, Weiss, and Blake land behind him. They surround him again.)
"Just kick them away.". Yang said, surprisingly making everyone laugh.
"Kick the baby!" Nora said.
"Right to the face!" Nova said.
(The guy tries to think of a way to get rid of them. He then sees something at the fuel dispenser. An air hose.)
"What are these?" Ruby said.
"... Fuel dispensers. To fill the vehicle with gas."
"... Gas?"
"What do vehicles here run on?"
"Electricity. Produced by dust." Weiss said.
"... You know, one day, you'll run out of dust. And I'm pretty sure that no one will know how to use coal, oil, wind, water, electricity and nuclear energy as alternative power sources."
Guy: (He shows it to the chibis and lets them play with it.) Check this.
Ruby: Hey, this is fun. (She blows air on Weiss.)
Weiss: (high-pitched) Ah! (It was helium.)
Ruby: Huh? (She blows air on Blake.)
Blake: (high-pitched) Hey! (They all laugh.)
"Who fills tyres with helium?" Yang said.
Ruby: (high-pitched) Hello! (They keep playing with it. Ruby blows air at Weiss' cone on her head and they all laugh. The scene changes to a standoff. Weiss then shoots the petrol bottles with the air hose, while the others were cheering and making the same sounds.)
"That shouldn't be possible from that distance." Pyrrha said.
(Meanwhile, the other guy was relieved that they left him alone. He sees that he's in front of a vending machine and buys a drink.)
Old man: (gives a singing card) It's your lucky day, sir! (The other guy gets scared) Special offer today! With every fruit juice, you get a singing card!
"No keychain?" Nora said.
(The guy takes the card and opens it. It starts playing a song, getting the attention of the chibis. He quickly closes it. But it was too late.)
Guy: (drops the card) Here, take it! (They start playing with the card and making more noises. The guy was hiding behind the fuel dispenser. Now that he was safe, he opened the can. The sound surprised him. He looked behind and saw the chibis still playing with the card.)
They laughed a little.
"You know, I was expecting them to surround him again with that sound." Jaune said.
(He was safe. He took a sip. Then silence followed.)
"Uh oh." Ruby said.
"I think that's the part in horror movies where you run away." Yang said.
(The chibis heard him and started making that sound too. He tries to run away but bumps into a pole. The chibis make that sound too. He gets up and runs, but steps on a can. They do that sound too. A chase scene starts.)
They couldn't help but laugh.
(The guy steps on a bucket. They do that sound too. He gives up running and walks. The chibis keep following him, making sounds.)
Guy: (turns around) Can you guys just chill. (They do the same.)
Chibis: (repeating) Can you guys just chill. (He starts running again and they chase him. Behind them, the rest of the chibis run after them too.)
"Oh, there we are."
"Hey, why am I not there?" Nora said.
(The scene changes to the guy sitting at the side of the road again, with all the chibis making all those sounds.)
Ruby: (compensates him) It's okay, dude.
Guy: Hey guys, I guess you're pretty cool after all. (Then Nora arrives holding a ruined bicycle tyre.)
Nora: Hey guys, look what I got! (She then joins the fun and the episode ends.)
"I never thought I'd see Ruby more annoying than usual." Weiss said.
"Oh yeah? Well, I've never seen you falling to my level!" Ruby said. (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!)
"Damn, sis, you just turned Ice Queen into a puddle!" Yang said.
"Shut up. Play the next one." Weiss said.
Chibis vs The Vacuum Cleaner
(It starts at a supermarket, where the janitor is closing the place, as he listens to music)
Janitor: I don't believe in air pollution!
(The moment he closes, team RWBY enters.)
Ruby: Come on, guys! (Her friends follow, with Yang hitting her head on the door.)
Janitor: I don't believe, I don't believe
In air pollution!
"Sneak 100." Nora said.
(They went to an aisle with many TV screens and they look themselves on the screens.)
Ruby: Huh? What are these things?
"What kind of supermarket sells TVs?" Jaune said.
Blake: Hey, look! It's us in the things! (They start playing)
Weiss: (waves to the screen) Hi!
Blake: (laughs) Look how big you look! (They also see Yang shaking her butt on the screen.)
"Why do I feel like you would do that?" Weiss said.
"Probably if I was six, I would." Yang said.
"You would?" Blake said.
"I was a little "devil" back then."
(Weiss then jumped on the screen. But it resulted in pain and laughter from the others.)
They all laughed a little.
"You just jumped at the screen!" Pyrrha said.
(Weiss gets up and she's not very happy. Then the screens turned off.)
Blake: Wow, they turned dark... (They continue walking)
Ruby: Hello? (Meanwhile, the janitor was moving on his big vacuum cleaner to the backyard scenery, that all supermarkets have probably. He opens a pack of lasagna, puts hot sauce on it, but before he sits down, he goes somewhere else. Then the chibis arrive.)
Ruby: Oh my gosh, food! Quick, grab a seat!
Yang: Yay, food! (They go to grab a seat, but Blake before she does that, sees the vacuum cleaner but doesn't pay much attention to it.)
Chibis: (bang their hands on the table, holding forks and knives.) We want food! We want food! We want food! (And Ruby is cooking.)
Ruby: (takes a spoon) Mmm, smells delicious.
Weiss: Hurry up, we're hungry! (Blake accidentally pokes Yang in the eye with a fork. Ruby then takes the hot sauce, and pours the whole thing! The others can't wait!)
"Holy crap..." Jaune said.
"No one will survive." Nora said.
"I can handle spicy food." Yang said.
"I meant going for the number 2."
"Ohhhhh..."
(Ruby takes a bite.)
"It was nice knowing you, sis."
(Meanwhile, the janitor takes a bottle of soda and returns. The chibis hear him sing and they leave. They go back to the TV aisle. The screens are still turned off, making them sad.)
Ruby: Why is still dark?
(The janitor sat down and started eating. He notices that it tastes weird.)
"You might be missed." Ruby said.
Ruby: Nooo... why are you doing this to me? (They all leave the aisle sad. The janitor finished his meal and gets up to continue cleaning. The chibis heard him sing and run to him. The janitor while cleaning, doesn't feel well, as seen from his green face. He quickly runs to the bathroom, not before leaving his headphones at the cash register.) What is that thing? (The way it moved, kinda scared them, so they hid behind Ruby.)
"Aww, why are we so cute?!"
(They tried to approach it.)
Blake: (holding the knife from before, being like "stay back, nyeh".)
Ruby: Maybe it's friendly!
(Meanwhile, the janitor put some toilet paper on the seat and finally took a shit.)
"Okay, we didn't need to see that." Blake said.
(Back to the chibis, Ruby approached the vacuum cleaner... and it sucked her head. They all started panicking. Blake and Yang tried to pull her out, and Weiss was running in circles.)
They all laughed.
"I like how Weiss just runs around in circles." Yang said.
(Weiss notices a vacuum on the vacuum, sucking the fork and knife.)
Weiss: Hmm... Aha! Girls, I have an idea! Okay, stand back.
Ruby: (muffled) PULL ME OUT, HURRY! (Weiss uses the vacuum to suck Ruby out. With everyone's help, they free her, sending themselves tumbling.)
Blake: (sees the vacuum head on Ruby's butt and laughs)
Ruby: (sees it too) Wow!
Yang: Guys, look! (They see the vacuum cleaner, with the tube moving wildly. They all run away. Meanwhile, the janitor flushed the toilet. Back to the story, we see Ruby, Weiss, and Blake prepared for battle... with toilet brushes, vegetables, pans, etc. Then Yang comes.) Who's ready to fight? (Blake laughs as she sees her wearing a thin bikini bottom, while the rest were looking in awe. She even stretched it and whipped her butt.)
They all laughed like crazy.
"I literally have no words to describe this!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
"You like, came with weapons and I came wearing a bikini bottom." Yang said.
"I'm wondering why are you wearing it over your clothes?" Nora said.
(The fight was about to begin.)
Yang: Bring it. (She avoids a whip from the vacuum. Blake throws the asparagus she had. It didn't work.)
Blake: Oh man... (They all rush at it. Yang was avoiding more whips.)
Yang: Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. (Then gets hit by it. They get nowhere with this. The fight becomes chaotic as half of them are running in circles.)
"Why am I the one running in circles?!" Weiss said. Everyone else was giggling.
"I don't know why, but watching Weiss running in circles is always funny." Yang said.
"Shut up."
(Then the janitor comes.)
Janitor: Noooooo. Come on, you guys! (He turns off the vacuum cleaner.) What's going on here?! Who's gonna clean this mess up? Get out of here! (They celebrate their victory, except for Yang, who's feeling dizzy. Then the janitor starts feeling sick again. He runs to the toilets.)
Ruby: We did it! We defeated the monster! (She feels sick too and runs to the toilets.) GOTTA POOOOOOOP!
They laughed a little.
"This is so embarrassing..." Ruby said.
Yang: Girls! We won! (She was on top of the vacuum cleaner. They continued celebrating their victory. Then Yang accidentally stepped on a button. That button retracted the hose. It hit Yang, knocking her down, so they run away.)
"Run, it's still alive!" Nora said.
(But Weiss went back to pick up the brush that she threw. She then heard something.)
Weiss: Hey guys, check that out! (They came to see the headphones. They went to the cash register. They approached it with caution. Weiss poked it with her brush to see if it moved. She got on the desk.) What is that thing? (Blake gave her a second brush.)
Blake: Good luck. (She approached with caution, but stopped when she heard a sound, because of the barcode scanner.)
Weiss: What was that?! (She moved the brushes and she heard the scanner again.) Hey, the things do the noises with that thing! (She did it again. And again.) This is fun! (She started making music and laughed. The others tried it too. Blake took the scanner and danced. Yang was shaking her buns, because of the bikini.)
"Yeah! Shake that butt, girl!"
"And I'm missing the fun! That's not fair." Ruby said.
(Meanwhile, at the restrooms, the janitor sees takes the last piece of toilet paper. Ruby also doesn't feel well.)
Ruby: Aww, I don't feel so good...
"You're inside the- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". Yang couldn't finish her sentence because of the laughter. Ruby's face turned red as her hood.
(Back to the important stuff.)
Yang: Hey, the music comes from that thing. (Weiss sees that the treadmill was working.)
Weiss: Oh, that's nice. (She was being moved there. But Yang made it go the other way, making Weiss fall on her face. She kept changing the way, along with Blake, by moving a can over the scanner. Weiss managed to balance herself and moved along with it. Then Blake got an idea.)
Blake: Get out of the way. (She pushed Weiss away and started running on the treadmill, having a big sticker on her belly, like most runners. The cash register was showing her heartbeat.)
"What? How?" Weiss said.
"I feel like that's a reference." Jaune said.
"It is a reference." Nova said.
(Then Yang got on it and started running. Then Weiss. They all tried to get to the headphones first. But for some reason the treadmill sped up, moving them all back. But they got headphones too. Back to the toilets, Ruby and the janitor were done. Ruby saw from behind her door the janitor with toilet paper stuck on his butt.)
Ruby: Oh, so that's how it's done.
(Back to the others, they were inspecting the headphones.)
Yang: Why doesn't it work? (The janitor comes out and sees them fighting for it.) Hey, give it to me!
Blake: No, I want it! (The janitor then goes and tries to take it.)
Janitor: Hey! Give me that! I've had enough of you guys! (He started feeling sick again.) Oh no-! (He run back to the toilet.)
"Dude, not even hot sauce can do that much." Yang said.
"But he ate the whole thing." Ren said.
"Okay sure. But that sick?"
Janitor: (he sees that he ran out of toilet paper.) AH! OH NO, OH NO! (Ruby then came out with toilet paper all over her.)
Ruby: I pooped~!
They all laughed.
"Congratulations."
"Shut up." Ruby said.
(The janitor stops crying and sees her. He gets a nasty idea.)
Janitor: Hello~.
Ruby: Why are you looking at me like that? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (The janitor grabs her. We hear a splash and the episode ends.)
"OHHH NOOOOOOOOO!"
"THAT'S NASTY, COME ON!" Jaune said.
"I don't want to imagine her becoming toilet paper." Weiss said.
"Okay, I'll play one more and then I'll leave. Okay?" Nova said.
"I hope it's not that shocking." Pyrrha said.
Runway Chibis
(The episode starts with Jaune and Pyrrha, sitting on a dumpster, watching two chicks playing tennis.)
Jaune: Wow... it's amazing... (The white chick hits the ball out of the court. The chibis cheer... and the ball hits Pyrrha in the face. Jaune starts laughing.)
They all laughed.
"It just started!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
Pyrrha: I'm going to play! (She gets up, grabs the ball and an old frying pan, and goes to the court.
Jaune: This might be fun. (He follows her. He sees something sticking out from one of the girl's bag. He pulls it out. It was a snorkel.) Yeah! Hey, look! I have one too.
Pyrrha: Yay, we can play together!
Jaune: Let's do it!
"Aww, this is so cute." Nora said.
"Can you girls say something else, besides Aww, this is so cute?" Nova said.
"Nope!" Ruby said.
"Because it's cute." all the girls said.
(The girls were still playing... but their game was interrupted by the chibis, who started playing. They just leave.)
"How can you play with a snorkel?" Yang said.
(Jaune manages to hit high, but Pyrrha jumps and freaking dunks the shot, in his mouth!)
"Expected." Weiss said.
"Wow. Thanks." Jaune said.
"Come on now, you know what I mean. I mean, it's Pyrrha."
(She goes behind him. He aims at his butt.)
Pyrrha: Steady... steady... FOOOOOORE! (He hits him and shoots the ball. It touches the net and bounces far, out of the court. They go to where it landed. They see a hole in the metal fence. They chase after the ball. They reached the airport.)
Jaune: I got it!
Pyrrha: No, I got it! (Pyrrha was about to get it, but Jaune hops over her and lands on the ball with his butt and starts spinning. She stops him. He moves his hand like a lever and the ball comes out of his mouth.) The ball! (Jaune wonders if there's anything else inside him and sticks his hand inside to find out.)
"How did it went through his pants?" Nora said.
(Pyrrha sees something. She sees two rackets that are used for air traffic control, next to the baggage handler, who was sleeping. They go and try to silently take the rackets.)
Jaune: (whispers) Be careful. (They take them and go somewhere to play.)
"At least there are no planes." Ruby said.
(Meanwhile, inside the plane garage, the airport security or air police guy was also sleeping, with every breath, almost eating a fly. He doesn't see the screen flashing red. The chibis start playing. At the same time, planes also came.)
"Maybe I should shut up."
(The airport police guy woke up, eating the fly by accident. After spitting it, he looks at the screen. He sees the planes... dancing. We switch back and forth with the chibis and the screen.)
"I can't believe what I'm seeing..." Pyrrha said.
"You're causing so much chaos..." Blake said.
"I don't know why people hate the Rabbids. This is amazing." Nova said.
Air police guy: (to the handler) What are you doing, you idiot?! You're gonna crash a plane! HEY! (The handler wakes up.) What's going on out there?!
"Yeah, I have an accent! Can't you see? I'm walking here!" Nora said.
Handler: I have no idea what's going on, sir.
Air police guy: This time I'm gonna fire 'im. Hmph. (The handler sees the chibis.)
Jaune: Yeah, I got one! I think. (The handler takes the racket back. He then gets hit by the ball. Pyrrha quickly hides the racket and tries to look innocent.)
Pyrrha: Oh? Hey, what's that doing here? (Picks up the ball and the handler takes the racket.) Hey! You can't do that!
"He can and he just did." Weiss said.
(They decide to sneak into the baggage cart. He turns on the cart and drives. They stick their heads out from behind the luggage to feel the air.)
Jaune: Hooray! (Raises his hands. The air pushes him back.) Oh? Darn. (He falls off the cart.)
"What kind of cart goes that fast?"
(Pyrrha turns around to see if he's okay. She sees Jaune, luggage skiing.)
Jaune: Yahoo!
Pyrrha: Cool! (She starts throwing bags at her and he avoids them.)
Jaune: You missed! (The camera goes to a different angle, with videogame sounds and background music, as Jaune avoids all bags and jumps on seagulls.)
"That was a nice videogame joke." Ruby said.
"I'm wondering why are seagulls at an airport?" Ren said.
(The handler stops right in front of the air police guy, who sees all the bags scattered around the warehouse.)
They all laughed.
(He gets angry.)
Air police guy: Guess what.
Handler: Uh... I'm fired?
Air police guy: How'd you know? But first, you gotta clean that mess up. (They go to pick up the bags. Meanwhile, the chibis go to the warehouse.)
Chibis: Wow... (They see how big it is, the bags, the dog in the dog baggage bouncing.)
Pyrrha: Do you think what I'm thinking?
Jaune: No, but okay.
"What are you gonna do now?" Yang said.
(Outside, the handler struggles to carry so many big bags, while the air police guy is already tired, picking up small bags.)
"If he carries so much, he's gonna hurt his back." Blake said.
(He then hears the dog from the warehouse. The chibis were using him to play Pong.)
"Poor dog..." Ruby said.
"Whatever."
(He goes inside to check what's happening. He sees the chibis walking inside the x-ray detector.)
Air police guy: Quick! Get a cage! I'll secure the area!
Handler: But I can't, sir. You just fired me.
Air police guy: But you-... well I-... Now you're unfired! Get over here, now! (He goes to the machine and turns it off. But it doesn't. The button doesn't work. He presses it again and the treadmill stops. He gets in there to catch them himself. He didn't notice the chibis coming out from the other side.)
Jaune: Hey look, a box thingy. (He gets on the seat and sees on the screen the air police guy stuck in there and yelling.) Hey, it shows something!
Pyrrha: Ooo, buttons! (She presses one and they shoot the guy out.)
Jaune: It doesn't show it anymore. (They see a shadow over them. They turn around and scream. The screen turns black.)
"Busted!" Nora said.
(We return, with the air police guy, holding both chibis.)
Handler: Sir! I-I couldn't find a cage, but the guys from security told me to put them in here.
Air police guy: Ey, we make a good team you and me. (The handler unlocks the cargo box and opens it, revealing... that it's filled with tennis balls.)
"Uh oh." Ruby said.
Both: Eh? (The chibis get excited.)
Pyrrha: Balls! Gimme, gimme, gimme! (One ball falls.)
Air security guy: Uh oh. (They both scream as the balls fall on them, ending the episode.)
"I never thought that I'd see myself causing chaos." Pyrrha said.
"Welcome to the club!" Nora said.
"Well, that was a fun night. It's time for me to return. Good night, kids." Nova said and then left.
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