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Chapter 98: Nova Force EP9&10
"Why are you kneeling before me?" Nova said. He was back at team RWBY's dorm. Everyone was here. And for some reason, Jaune and Ren were kneeling before him.
"This is weird." Yang whispered to the others.
"This is embarrassing." Weiss said.
"Nova, we have a request." Jaune said.
"If you do this, we will be grateful to you." Ren said.
"Okay. What is it so important that you want me to do?" Nova said.
"Accurate subtitles for livestreams!" both of them said, confusing everyone.
"Subtitles for livestreams? For what?". They took out their scrolls and showed him. "Oh... you fell into the hole..."
"OH NO! Wait, what hole?" Nora said.
"The hole... of Hololive."
*Dramatic lightning strike*
"Hololive?" Pyrrha said.
"*gasp* Hololive?!" Ruby said.
"You know it?"
"How is there lightning when it's not raining?" Yang said.
"Of course! They are a team of virtual youtubers! They're actually actresses with VR equipment and a 3D model. My favourite is Korone. She's so cute!"
"Mine too!" Nova said.
"What's your favourite?"
"Noel." Jaune said.
"Flare." Ren said. Then they do the Kakyoin-Polnareff handshake.
"NOEL X FLARE FOR LIFE!" they both shouted.
"So all this... is just for some streamers?" Blake said. They both nodded.
"You're both big simps." Yang said.
"We don't care!" the boys said.
"Why do you need subtitles?" Weiss said.
"Because they're Japanese." Ren said.
"Then how do you like them if don't even understand what they're saying?" Nora said.
"You don't need to. Just watcing them is enough."
"What do you find more attractive in fictional people than the real thing?" Yang said.
"You don't understand. A warm feeling is created inside you when you watch them. Something that a real girl has never done to us." Jaume said. "Hey, why are you sitting there?". Nora and Pyrrha became depressed. They sat at the corner, curled up. They were also covered by a dark aura.
'We've been beaten by fictional characters.' Pyrrha thought.
'How can we beat that?' Nora thought.
"You do realise that they ship them, right?" Blake said.
"Hmph. This is stupid. Spending all your time watching some fictional characters streaming." Weiss said.
"Wow, Weiss. Since when did you become jealous?" Yang saod.
"What?!"
"You know. That the guy who's been asking you out for the last months gave up for a youtuber."
"Ha! Like I care."
"You say that because you haven't seen them." Jaune said.
"Still don't care."
"Not even for the male ones?" Ren said.
"No- males?"
"Holostars. Male vtubers."
"You mean... that they also have boys?" Yang said. He nodded.
"So? What's so special?" Blake said.
"You say that now, but the moment you start watching them, you're going to fall in love with them." Nova said.
"Bet." Yang said.
"Okay. What do you want if you win?"
"I want.. a Stand."
"Fine. But if I win, you and everyone else, is going to act the opposite of yourselves for a day."
"What?!" RWB said.
"Deal." Yang said and shaked hands with Nova.
"Are you stupid?! Why would you drag us into this?!" Weiss said.
"Come on, it's not like we'll lose. We just have to watch them and not fall into the hole."
"But Ruby fell into the hole already!" Blake said.
"It only counts for the Holostars. Tomorrow, you'll watch their streams. If one of you falls into the hole, you lose."
"Like we can understand them."
"Everyone now has subtitles for livestreams."
"We do?" Pyrrha said.
"Yes. Now let's just sit down and watch some Nova Force."
It was early in the morning. In the Nova Force mansion, everyone was starting to wake up. Stamatis was already awake. He was just on his phone, because he always wakes up earlier than he wants to. Ellen was awakened by the sunrise through the window, hitting her face. Shizuna too, but she didn't want to get up, so she hid her head under the pillow, making whining noises like a cat.
"Same." Yang said.
Amélie was sleeping inside the giant lava lamp that is her bed, as a big grey goo moving in it. She woke up by her alarm, saying loudly: RÉVEILLEZ-VOUS. She got out of the lamp, took the form that her friends know and got dressed.
"That's how she sleeps?" Weiss said.
"So cool..." Ruby said.
She went to Felix' little dog house to wake him up. "Bounjour, Felix! Time to wake up!" she said happily. Felix woke up.
"Bonjour, Amélie." Felix said. "I'm hungry.". Amélie quickly went and filled his bowl. She then quickly rubbed his cheeks, because he was so adorable.
"Aww, you're so sweet! I love you so much!"
"I can relate to that."
She then went to wake up Tomoko, who was sleeping in the large dog house next to Felix' one, which was more like a room.
"This is stupid." Blake said. Some of them were giggling.
"Bonjour, Tomoko! Can you make us breakfast?". She was already dressed though.
"おはようございます, Amélie-sama. I'm going to make breakfast for all of you right now." she said happily.
After that she went to do the scheduled maintance of every machine she created. Like her ice cream maker. It literally turns anything to ice cream. She put in a fork and turned it into ice cream.
"I wonder how it tastes." Nora said.
She took a bite. "Mmm, frosty and metal.". She checked her portal, now tested. She turned it on, at a random planet. She stuck her head inside and saw a jungle. "The portal works perfectly.". She left, but forgot to turn it off. After a lot of inventions, she checked her training bot factory.
"She has a lot of free time." Pyrrha said.
"Let's see the skin painter I installed.". She activated the painter and picked random head skins. A demon, a scary alien, Fortnite masks. And lastly emojis. "It works perfectly.". She was leaving, but she came back out of curiousity. She painted the head with the smiling emoji skin and thought of something.
She was in front of her mirror, taking selfies, having the emoji head on her head. "These will go on my Instagram."
"Uh...how did she do that? It's not a mask, it's a robotic head." Yang said.
"Can she even get it off?"
"Probably. She's the smartest in the universe. She wouldn't do something that stupid. Right?" Jaune said.
After posting them, she went to take it off. But it wouldn't come out. "Huh?". She pulled again and it still wouldn't come off. "Merde."
They all facepalmed.
"Okay, let's be honest. That was cute." Nova said.
"Oh boy, does that remind me-"
"DON'T SAY IT!" Ruby interrupted Yang.
"What happened?" Blake said.
"Wait, let me guess. You got your head stuck in a cookie jar, right?" Weiss said. She didn't respond. She just buried her face in her hands.
"She started crying after she ate the cookies." Yang said.
"Stoooop!" Ruby said.
[Intro]
Episode 9: I guess this is a filler episode. The queen of the Mojis!
"Seriously? That's the plot?" Weiss said.
Stamatis was currently walking around the halls, talking to his mother on the phone. "No way! She did?! Oh, wish I was there to see it. Here? No, nothing happened recently, just the usual. Chasing down criminals, terrorists, demons, aliens. I'm not being sarcastic, it became a routine. Anyway, how are things at home? How's Alice? I'm glad. Please don't remind me that... Βαλμένη είσαι και εσύ τώρα;... Wait, I'll call you later.". He ended the call because he saw from behind Amélie, trying to pull an emoji of her head. She was bending over and her panties were showing. "How?"
"Huh?"
Yang covered her sister's eyes.
"Why is it so detailed?!" Pyrrha said.
"I'm not sure if that's the joke or one of the animators did it because he was horny." Blake said.
"Probably both." Nova said. "At least she's an adult."
"How could you do something that stupid? You're literally the smartest being IN THE UNIVERSE!"
"I WAS CURIOUS! Can you help me now?!"
"Okay!". He grabbed it and started pulling. "Why isn't... it... coming... out?!"
"Oh wait!"
"What?"
"It has a locking mechanism! Press the button behind the head!"
"Okay.". He pressed the button, but it was stuck. He pressed it harder, multiple times, destroying it in the end. "Uh oh."
"Well, this is bad." Ruby said.
"What...?"
"I broke it..."
"QUOI?! CELA NE PEUT PAS ARRIVER! L'ENLEVER! JE NE VEUX PAS QUE ÇA RESTE COLLÉ SUR MA TÊTE!"
"Okay, stop crying! We'll get this off your head!"
"S'il vous plaît..."
Everyone was here now. "Can you even see us?" Shizuna said.
"Oui. Look.". She lifted her shirt and revealed a face on her belly. The girls shrieked in fear. Shizuna even jumped on Ellen's hug.
"In real life, that would be very creepy." Yang said.
"That will haunt me forever... Can we hurry up and remove it already?" Ellen said. Stamatis grabbed the head, Ellen grabbed Stamatis and Shizuna grabbed Ellen. They started pulling with all their strength. Even like that, it wouldn't come off.
"At this point... we should had ripped her head off... with that much power!... Her body is like a piece of gum!" Stamatis said. But his hands slipped, sending Amélie, like a slingshot straight to the portal which she forgot to close. The rest fell on the control panel, breaking it. Now they couldn't go get her. "Ωχ όχι..."
"They could just destroy it." Ren said.
"But then we wouldn't have a plot." Nora said.
Meanwhile, Amélie was tumbling around, bringing down every tree on her path, until she stopped. She got up and saw where she was. "Okay... don't panic. I'm in a jungle, on an unknown planet, with a emoji head stuck on my head. It's okay. I'm the smartest being in the universe. I just have to wait here, until they fix the portal and get me out of here.". While waiting, she struggled again to get the emoji off her head, but with no success. But she stopped when she heard a weird sound coming from the jungle. It sounded like a screech. She got prepared to fight. But when it appeared in front of her, she froze in fear. "Ar... ara... ara... AR-AR-AR-ARAIGNÉE!". It was a giant spider-like beast. And she was afraid of spiders. So she ran away.
"That's a very cool creature." Ruby said.
"Imagine a spider Grimm." Nova said.
"That would be terrifying." Weiss said.
"That's weird. She looks like the kid that would play with bugs." Jaune said.
"More like eat them." Yang said.
She wasn't looking back. She ran as fast as she could. She eventually got out of the jungle. With all her bravery, she looked behind her to see if it was chasing her. She didn't see it. She looked in front and tried to stop, before she would fall from the cliff. She managed to stop on the edge. She sighed in relief. But the edge couldn't handle the weight so it broke and she started falling. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". Of course she wasn't seriously hurt by the fall because of her body, but she fell unconscious.
Meanwhile on Earth, the team were trying to bring Amélie back. Thankfully, she left an instruction manual for occasions like these. They followed the instructions and let the automatic mechanic robot to fix the portal. "Can't this thing fix the portal faster?" Stamatis said.
"Be patient." Ellen said.
"That's ironic."
"I was about to say that."
"You know, just because I'm ripping-off Sonic, it doesn't mean that I'm like him."
"I don't know. You do have an attitude. You're just not a jerk." Shizuna said.
"Yeah, that's my thing." Stamatis said.
"Why? He's not that much of a jerk." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, now that you say it, I don't remember him doing anything mean." Jaune said.
"Anyway, don't worry. She can take care of herself." Ellen said.
"I'm not worried about her. Felix is.". They saw Felix lying on the floor, being really sad and Tomoko next to him, trying to comfort him.
"I miss her... I miss her a lot..." Felix said.
"Aww..." most of the girls said.
"Awww... this is so sad and adorable at the same time." Shizuna said.
"Besides, she's on an unknown planet. Who knows what kind of dangers she will face?" Stamatis said.
Amélie finally gained consciousness. When she woke up, she noticed that she was being carried, on a wooden platform. She looked under it and saw tiny aliens. But the craziest part was that they had giant yellow head, like emojis. She was speechless.
"No way..." Weiss said.
"Emoji aliens?" Blake said.
"That's actually not a bad idea." Jaune said.
They were taking her to their city. In the city, all the citizens have gathered at the main street. "What the hell is going on...?". They arrived at the city hall, where they let her down. They were a lot of what looked like to be reporters, cameras and one that had fancy clothes, who was the ruler of the planet.
"We found her!" one of the aliens who brought her said.
"Excelent! The prophecy has been fullfilled!" the ruler said.
"Uhh... what are you talking about?" Amélie said. Luckily she was multilingual. The ruler then turned to the reporters to announce the good news.
"People of Planet Moji, the prophecy has been fullfilled! After thousands of years, our queen has arrived! All hail the queen of the Mojis!"
"All hail the queen of the Mojis!" the citizens around shouted.
They couldn't help it but laugh.
"Oh mon Dieu..." Amélie said. Another alien came and put a crown on her head. "Wait!". Everyone turned their attention at her. "I'm sorry for ruining this day for you, but... I'm not your queen."
"Oh, don't be shy. You're gonna love it here!"
"No, I-"
"Unless if you're an imposter, which means that you're insulting our culture. And punishment is death."
"Uh..." Ruby said.
"Okay... hypothetical question. If the imposter was from another planet?"
"We will take care of her like the last one. We'll execute her and destroy his planet too."
"Okay, that's too much. Even for religion." Pyrrha said.
"... Well, it's so great to be here and be your queen!"
"All hail the queen!"
"All hail the queen!" the citizens shouted.
'Come on guys, where are you?!' Amélie thought.
Back in the jungle, a portal appeared again. Out from it, came the rest of the team. "Where do you think she went?" Stamatis said.
"...Look over there!" Shizuna said. She found footprints.
"Her footprints! Great!"
"Wait... what about the big ones?" Ellen said.
"Something was chasing her. That's strange. She is strong enough to kill it, why would she run away?"
"Either it was to powerful or she got scared. And the only thing she's scared of are... spi... ders...". They all felt something behind them. They turned around slowly and they saw the same spider monster. "Holy shit..."
"Kill it, already! Break its legs! It has eight of them!" Nora said.
"Maybe if we don't move, it won't see us."
"That's for dinosaurs."
"Who knows? Maybe it works for giant spiders too?". Thankfully, Shizuna got enough and blew up that monster by throwing a ki blast.
"Thank you!" Yang said.
"I can't believe you. You were afraid of this? Let's just go." Shizuna said.
"Okay... at least it wasn't a cockroach.". They followed her footsteps, until they reach the cliff she fell from. Ellen ran down on the side of the cliff and Stamatis descended down, carrying Shizuna.
"They still don't know how to fly?!" Jaune said.
"We keep forgetting to ask you to teach us how to fly."
"Okay, now what?". They saw the place where she landed.
"She probably landed there, but there aren't any of her footsteps. But there are a lot of small footprints." Ellen said.
"They took her somewhere." Shizuna said.
"Imagine if they were aliens with big yellow heads and made Double A their queen because of the thing stuck on her head." Stamatis said and started laughing. But the girls weren't laughing. "What? It is a possibility. Let's just go."
In the city hall, all the big names of the planet had a dinner, and the face of the day was Amélie. "Isn't this a great day? Our queen is finally here!" the ruler said.
"Heheheh... yeah, I'm here..." Amélie said.
"Now that you're here, our planet is gifted with good luck. And once our planet joins the Dark Alliance, no one will hurt us."
"Isn't that the team of evil space emperors?" Ruby said.
"The Dark... Alliance...?"
"It's for protection. My queen, are you okay?"
"Oh, it's nothing... I just have a headache...". 'The Dark Alliance? Why does that name remind me of something?'
"So she had a connection with the Dark Alliance." Ren said.
"I sense foreshadowing." Nora said.
"Anyway, let's eat.". Everyone started eating. But that would be a problem for Amélie. So what she did? She created a mouth on her belly and ate from there. Everyone was staring at her.
"For someone who's a genius, she does stupid things." Weiss said.
"Uhh... delicious!"
"But I have a question. Why isn't your face moving when you talk?"
"Now you ask her?!"
"Oh... you see... that's a good question."
"And it looks... fake...". The ruler tried to get a feel of it, but Amélie pushed him back.
"It's okay, you don't have to check it!"
"I just want to see something!"
"No! Pervert! He's a pervert!"
"Stop acting like that!"
"No, stop!". He managed to touch her face.
"Wait... your face is... metal?". He knocked it like a door, hearing the metal. "It's fake! SHE'S AN IMPOSTER!". Everyone got up, shocked by this. "Quick, take off her mask!". Two bodyguards came and tried to get it off, but it was stuck.
"We can't get it off, sir!" one of them said.
"It doesn't matter! Execute her, right now!"
"Okay, that's it." Amélie said. She broke the walls of the city hall and escaped.
"It was about time!" Yang said. "But it would've been better if she started fighting them."
"GET THE HUNTING JETS! GET HER!". From the ground, three hatches opened and from them, came three jets. She was running away. She turned around and saw the jets chasing her.
Meanwhile, the team finally arrived at the city. "So that's how an alien city looks like. Just like in comics." Ellen said.
"Okay, now let's go find her. The city is big, so it will take some time to find her, but-"
"She's running towards us." Shizuna said, interrupting Stamatis.
"And three jets chasing her." Ellen said.
"Ellen, go back to the portal now. When we come back, shut it down quickly." Stamatis said.
"Got it.". She quickly ran back, while the rest waited for her.
"DOUBLE A! COME QUICKLY!"
"Huh? Guys!" Amélie said noticing them. When she reached them, she quickly extended her hands to catch Stamatis' hand. She hopped on his back and they flew away.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Shizuna said. He came back and carried her too. "You idiot! You forgot me!"
They all laughed.
"Sorry! What is going on, double A?!" Stamatis said, while Shizuna was trying to shoot down the jets.
"They mistook me for their queen, they found out that I wasn't and now they want me dead! Amélie said.
"See?! I told you that it would happen!"
"Not now, I'm trying to concentrate!" Shizuna said. She managed to shoot down one. They flew over the cliff. One of the jets wasn't fast enough to go up, so it crashed at the cliff.
"We're almost there!". They saw the portal. "Hang on!". The jet behind them launched a missile. "Come on! Almost there!". They managed to enter the portal, landing on the matresses that Ellen put there quickly. Ellen closed it, before the missile could follow them.
"How come they didn't destroy the wall? With that kind of speed they should've destroyed multiple buildings." Jaune said.
"Are you guys okay?" Ellen said.
"Even though it was a matress... it still hurt like a bitch... owww..." Shizuna said.
"Mission accomplished." Stamatis said. When they stood up, Felix ran and jumped on Amélie.
"Amélie! I missed you so much!" Felix said.
"I missed you too, Felix." Amélie said. "But can you wait a little. That thing is still stuck on my head."
"Don't worry. I know how to remove it." Stamatis said. He summoned his enegy blade and vertically cut it in half. Along with her head. The pieces fell down. "We should've done that from the start."
"You don't say." Blake said.
Amélie remorphed her head like nothing happened.
"Yes, I'm free! Oh, I can feel the fresh air hitting my cheeks!". Felix jumped on her and licked her face. "Aww, I missed you so much!"
The next day, the team was hanging out at Central Park. Stamatis, Ellen and Shizuna were sitting on a bench, while Amélie was playing with Felix... an Tomoko, ignoring everyone watching her.
"This is so offensive." she said, burying her face in her hands.
"After what happened yesterday, we needed a day to relax." Stamatis said.
"Do you think that those aliens will come for revenge?" Ellen said.
"Like those emoji aliens would come to Earth and destroy it." Shizuna said. But all of a sudden, they saw a spaceship. Everyone around ran away, except for the heroes. "Please, don't tell me that it's them.". A hologram appeared im front of the ship, showing the ruler of the Mojis.
"Citizens of Earth!" he said.
"Γαμώτο..." Stamatis said.
They all laughed.
"Your kind has insulted our culture! For that, we will destroy your planet!"
"Double A?"
"Oui?" Amélie said.
"Blast them."
"Blast them?"
"Blast them."
"Bien.". She transformed and turned her arms into cannons. She shot a giant energy wave, destroying the spaceship completely.
"You know, I think his position is just an excuse to kill." Pyrrha said.
"Well, he's the judge, right?" Yang said.
"The world is safe.". Everyone else came back and cheered for her. "Amélie, I hope you learned your lesson."
"Of course! I won't put my head inside stuff again."
"Okay. Let's continue enjoying our day-... WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!". They saw Amélie, wearing a cat mask on her head, which she took from someone who was wearing a costume.
"I couldn't hold myself."
They all facepalmed.
"That was a weird episode."
TO BE CONTINUED...
"It was." Nora said.
Shitpost Time
How people in anime dance:
(Shows many anime dances. You know which ones, you weebs)
How the Nova Force dances:
BGM: Killer Instinct Remix (by NightmareCinemas)
(Based on that video, Stamatis is Karate Champ doing the Hammer Time, Shizuna is Vegeta, Ellen is Sonic, Amélie is Megaman, Tomoko is twerking and Felix is the dancing dog meme.)
"Look at them go!" Yang said. "Double A is killing it."
"Guys, look at Ellen!" Nora said and they started laughing. "I want to learn how to dance like that!"
[Outro]
"I hope the next episode has demons, because the ones with the aliens... are disappointing." Jaune said.
"Yeah, with the demons they go all out." Yang said.
Time was passing slowly, especially in Hell. Aezielle was currently at the giant boiling pots, filled with sinners, screaming and begging to end their torture.
"I wonder, what did they do to deserve such punishment?" Ruby said.
"Cookie~! Launch~! she shouted. Then a giant dragon monster descended in front of her.
"That's her pet?" Blake said.
"It's so cool!"
It dived its head in the pot and from it took two sinners, which got devoured by it. "Oh who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?". She was rubbing its belly and it was acting like a dog.
"Uh... did they die again?" Jaune said.
"Ah, no. When a soul is destroyed, it stops existing." Nova said.
"And they're allowed to do that?!" Pyrrha said.
"Uh... Probably not."
"Oh, you're so cute when you're eating Nazis! You're the only thing that makes my eternal life not boring."
"Not even messing with the mortals?" her shadow said.
"Seriously now, why does her shadow sounds like a man?" Weiss said.
"It is fun. Maybe I could make someone destroy another religious monument. Like Agia Sofia, or Jerusalem. Or even the Vatican!"
"Nah. The Notre-Dame recently was burned down."
"You're right. How about make them have a fetish for something else?"
"Isn't that Pristia's territory? I mean she's responsible for homosexuality."
"The writer at this point just asks for controversy." Blake said.
"Hey, there's no such thing as bad publicity." Nora said.
"I can be as much perverted as her. How about a plant fetish? Yeah! I'll make people want to fuck trees!"
"Dendrophilia already exists."
"Jesus fucking Christ! What's wrong with her?! Okay... create a new religion?"
They laughed a little.
"I don't think you can top what Rhelnila did."
"Well, she did came up with the Egyptian gods."
"How about we ruin someone's life?"
"Hmm... it must be someone important. Oh, how about the Nova Force?"
"This will be kinda risky."
"Don't worry, I know the perfect demons for the job. You, over there! Come here!". she called a demon who was working at the pot. "Bring me Azzos and Serron, now!"
LATER
The two demons that Aezielle demanded, Azzos and Serron, were listening to her demand. "Alright. I called you here because you are the best demon pranksters. I mean, you remember what you did to me and my sisters."
FLASHBACK
Every demon around was laughing at the three sisters, who were cursed to be naked for a month by the two demons.
"I like how Rhelnila doesn't care that she's naked." Yang said.
END OF FLASHBACK
The demons just high-fived. "And even though I want to tear you apart and feed you to my pet for what you did, I'm also impressed. Here's what I want you to do. Go to the mortal realm and make the warriors' lives a living hell. Understood?". The two demons were having second thoughts. "Well?"
"Well, miss Aezielle, it sounds epic, but we also want to stay alive. Messing with warriors that can blow us up in less than a second? That's not a good plan." Azzos said.
"Oh. Sorry then. I didn't know that you thought that your pathetic lives mattered to me. You better go. Or else that worm will give you a blowjob.". She points to that worm which had multiple rows of sharp teeth. The demons gulped in fear.
The boys covered their crotch in fear. The girls cringed with that thought.
"Go.". They quickly opened a pentagram portal and flew in it. "Time to make popcorn."
[Intro]
Episode 10: Horror or comedy? Demonic movie night
7 HOURS AGO
At the Nova Force mansion, their maid Tomoko was dusting off the place so her masters would find it clean when they return. Suddenly, she noticed a white light. She turned around and saw her masters appearing. "Oh, welcome back! How was the meeting?" she said.
"Exhausting." Ellen said.
"I thought you never get tired." Stamatis said.
"Physically, not mentally."
"I never thought that it would take so much time." Shizuna said.
"What did you expect? We made a biblic change. Now gay people can go to heaven. The normal ones and the ones that contribute to society at least." Stamatis said.
"I bet a giant angry mob will gather outside the offices." Blake said.
"I bet he will just flip them all." Yang said.
LATER
It was nightime. Stamatis turned off the TV and walked to his bedroom. In the meantime, he passed by the girls' bedrooms. First he checked on Amélie. "Hey Double A, what are you doing?"
"Oh, I was just trying to decipher the Da Vinci code. But I can't because I'm doing it with a photo. I need the actual painting to do it." Amélie said.
"Well, when we go on vacation we could go to Paris."
"Can we go to DisneyLand too?"
"Sure. I always wanted to go there."
"Yes!"
"Anyway, good night."
"Good night."
"Isn't that advertising?" Ren said.
"How much money does he have to do this?" Weiss said.
"Well, anime budget is much cheaper than you think." Nova said.
He left her room. He then checked on Shizuna. "Hey Shiz, what's up?"
"Please don't call me that. I'm putting the last details on the last page of my first volume. It's about a boy who travels through the internet." Shizuna said.
"Can I see it?"
"Sure.". Shizuna gave him her manuscripts. "Hmm... it's good. The art, the concept are great."
"Thank you."
"But the dialog... I mean, the protagonist is from America. I'm pretty sure that Americans don't act... you know... like they're anime protagonists."
"You're right... I think I should ask Ellen for help."
"Anyway, good night."
"Good night.". Lastly, she checked on Ellen, who was painting her toenails.
"Oh, hey Stamatis. Tell me, do you like the colour?" Ellen said.
"No. I don't like painted nails. It makes the skin look ugly. If it's a dark colour, then it makes it look pale. If it's a light colour, then it makes it look dirty, like a gypsy."
"Bruh!" Yang said.
"That's a very absolute opinion!" Pyrrha said.
"To be honest... he's right." Weiss said.
"Gypsies aren't dirty." Blake said.
"I think he's talking about other people, not the ones you think." Nova said.
"... That's racist."
"I don't care. Good night."
"Good night... eh, what does he know?". After that, he went to his room, took of his clothes, being only in underwear, got on his bed and fell asleep
NOW
Aezielle prepared everything for her movie night. A comfy couch, popcorn and loneliness. "This is going to be the best movie night ever!" she said.
"What's going on here?". She turned around and saw her sisters.
"Aw shit."
"You're having a movie night?" Pristia said.
"And you didn't call us?" Rhelnila said.
"Yeah, and I'd love it if you could fuck off right now." Aezielle said. But they already sat next to her.
"Fuck you, we're staying."
"*sigh* Fine."
"So, what are we going to watch?" Pristia said.
"You remember Azzos and Serron? The ones who cursed us to be naked?"
"Unfortunately... what about them?"
"Well, I sent them to the mortal realm to mess with the Nova Force."
"No way..." Rhelnila said.
"Yeah way!"
"Not only we will see the warriors suffer, we'll also see those two die after their fun!" Pristia said.
"Exactly!"
"Pass the popcorn."
Meanwhile, the demons managed to sneak into the mansion. "Okay, what do we do first?" Serron said.
"I think a nightmare is a good start. But we need to do a really fucked up one." Azzos said. They went to the rooms. They first went in Amélie's room. "That's strange. I don't see a bedroom. Only a giant lava lamp. And that dog over there."
"Forget it. Let's move on to the next."
"I don't blame them. I would fall for that too." Weiss said.
They went in Ellen's room. They stood over her, while she was sleeping.
"Alright, let's see.". He placed his hands on her head and read her mind. "Okay, I have a good one.". He casted a small spell on her and went they both went to their next victim.
INSIDE ELLEN'S MIND
Ellen was coming home from shopping, looking stylish as always. But she saw the people running away from something. "What is going on?" she said. Then see saw something that she wouldn't see that soon. An army of robots. And in the lead, a familiar person. "You..."
"It's been a while, hasn't it? Speed Demon." her old arch nemesis, Dr Chaos said. (You know, the guy from the second episode.)
"Oh no! He's... who's that guy again?" Ruby said.
"Oh, he's that guy from episode 2. Her arch nemesis." Jaune said.
"How many times do I have to foil your plans for you to learn your lesson?"
"Oh, Ellen. You'll never get rid of me. I'll never be satisfied until you suffer.". She quickly transformed and rushed to destroy the robots, but a couple of them ganged up on her and started beating her up. And she couldn't do anything.
'What...?! I can't do... anything! I... feel... weak...!' she thought while the robots were beating her. When she wasn't even able to move from her injuries, they threw her in front of the doctor.
"I thought I'd never see the day when you like that. This is getting better and better!"
"Don't celebrate now... when my friends come here... you'll-"
"Your friends? You mean them?". She turned to where he was pointing and what see saw shocked her. Her friends were lying on the ground. Dead.
"No... NO!"
"This nightmare can't get any worse, right?" Ruby said.
"Oh, I also passed by your parents' house."
"What...?". She was at the verge of crying.
"I should stop talking."
"Yeah. I paid them a visit. You know how it goes. I broke through the main entrance with my robots and the started screaming. I pulled out my gun and shot them right in the fucking head.". She couldn't believe what she was hearing right now. "I was originally planning to kill them in front of you, but I had a schedule. Robots! Destroy everything!". With a snap of his fingers, the robots destroyed everything and everyone in sight.
"No... this can't be happening... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
"Shhh... relax. I wan't to enjoy every moment.". He pulled out his gun and aimed at her head. The last thing she saw, was his victorious smile. BANG! Ellen woke up from her nightmare, breathing heavily.
"That would really suck. The city that you vowed to protect, one day it gets destroyed." Yang said.
"I hope this will never happen to us." Jaune said.
"What was that...? That was a horrible nightmare..." she said, with tears on her face.
MEANWHILE IN HELL
The three sisters were watching her nightmare. "Amazing. Cliché, but amazing." Pristia said.
"Who was that Dr Chaos?" Rhelnila said.
"His true name is George Lyman. Ellen's arch nemesis, high IQ, brilliant scientist. Right now he's on hold." Aezielle said.
"He's in a coma?"
"Hmm... he might be useful." Pristia said.
"Are you kidding? His robots are complete shit against them. How could he help?" Aezielle said.
"Shut up and watch.". He called a number on her phone.
BACK AT THE MANSION
The two pranksters casted a spell on Shizuna. Suddenly, Serron's phone started ringing. Thankfully, Shizuna didn't woke up, because the spell doesn't let her, until the nightmare is done. "Hello?" Serron said.
"Serron, this is your queen. I have a task for you which is very important. Go to the room of the warrior of knowledge and search for their blood samples. When you find them, bring them here, immediately. Understood?" Pristia said.
"What is she planning?" Blake said.
"I think she'll make clones."
"Ugh. That trope? Really?" Yang said.
"Which room is it?"
"The one with lava lamp. Go!". The call then ended.
"What happened?" Azzos said.
"Pristia wants me to get their blood. Continue with the nightmares. I'll be back." Serron said.
"Hurry up. I want to leave as soon as possible.". Serron then ran to Amélie's room, without being noticed by Ellen who was trying to fall asleep after her nightmare. He searched everywhere, trying to not wake up the dog.
"Come on, come on... where are they? Found them!". He said that out loud by accident. Felix wake up. He saw the demon and started barking at him. "Oh shit!". Amélie couldn't hear it, because her "bed" was soundproof. But Ellen heard it. She got up and ran to Amélie's room, where she saw the demon escaping through a pentagram.
"No way... a demon...?". She and Felix woke up Amélie. She exited her "bed" and asked them.
"What happened?"
"A demon was here! He just escaped!" Ellen said.
"Not only that, but he also stole something!"
"What?!" Amélie said. Then Tomoko came, when she heard the commotion.
"Is everything alright?" she said.
"Tomoko, come with me to wake up the others. Amélie, search what the demon stole." Ellen said and she and Tomoko went to wake the others.
They first went to Shizuna's room. "Shizuna, wake up! A demon was in the mansion! Shizuna!"
"Shizuna-sama, please wake up!" Tomoko said. No matter how much they yelled or shaked her, she wouldn't wake up.
"Wake up, already! Why doesn't she wake up?". Then all of a sudden, Shizuna woke up from her nightmare, surprising the others.
"NO, STOP! NOT THE TENTACLES! Huh? Ellen? Tomoko?" Shizuna said.
"That hurts me." Blake said.
"You also had that nightmare?" Yang said.
"No!"
"Did you read it on your hentai?"
"... Let's keep watching."
"What was that about the tentacles?" Tomoko said.
"Nothing... anyway, why are you here?"
"A demon entered the mansion and stole something from Amélie's room!"
"What?! Why didn't you wake me up sooner?!"
"That's what we were trying to do! Get up, we have to wake up Stamatis!"
The girls ran to Stamatis' room, with Shizuna and Ellen semi-transformed. They saw the other demon, who just casted the spell on him. "Oh no..." Azzos said. He tried to escape, but Shizuna grabbed him and tossed him to a wall. She then grabbed him by the neck and pinned him on the wall.
"What did you do to him?!" Shizuna said.
"Calm down, I just gave him a nightmare like with you two, that's all! Please don't kill me!"
"A nightmare? Why?"
"Because my queens are having a movie night!"
"M... movie night...?". The other girls were trying to wake him up, but he couldn't wake up.
"Don't bother, he won't wake up, until the dream is over! Please don't kill me!". He was crying in fear.
"And why would I let you live?"
"I'll tell you his worst secret.". And with that, she shoved her flaming fist inside his gut and blasted him from the inside, killing him.
"One of them is dead now." Ruby said.
"What do we do now?"
"I guess we wait for him to wake up by his own." Ellen said.
"Girls! I know what they stole from us!" Amélie said who just came.
"Okay, tell us when he wakes up."
"I don't even to imagine what Stamatis-sama is dreaming about." Tomoko said.
INSIDE STAMATIS' MIND
Stamatis was trapped in darkness, alone. "Hello? Is anyone here?" he said. He then started hearing laughter. "Τι στο... wait... those voices... they sound familiar."
Look at him.
"Who said that? Show yourself!". The voices started insulting him.
Look at that loser.
"What?"
He'll never achieve anything in his life.
The only thing he does is watch anime and masturbate.
"No... stop...!". The laughs started getting louder and his PTSD started kicking in.
Why do you exist? Kill yourself cunt, no one likes you.
"Please, make it stop!". He fell on his knees and covered his ears.
Oh my god, are you retarded? Leave us alone, faggot.
No one wants to see your virgin face.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
"Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP! I'M NOT A FAILURE! MAKE IT STOP!"
They couldn't believe what they just heard.
"What kind of past did he have...?" Pyrrha said.
The laughter then died. He looked up and saw his friends in the distance. "Ellen? Shizuna? Amélie? Is that you, girls?". He got up and ran to them. But when he got in front of them, they looked... empty. "Girls...? Are you...". He then saw something that would stay burned in his memory forever. Their skin started rotting. "What?!". Their skin and flesh rotted to the point of becoming dust, leaving their skeletons lying on the ground. "Όχι... ΟΧΙ!". He was in the verge of crying. But then he heard laughter again. But now, it sounded more superior and... evil. He turned around and saw three shadowy figures, obviously female, with horns and wings sticking out of them. Demons.
"Hmm, this is very sad. What's more amusing than watching someone die? Die depressed." the one in the middle said. Stamatis transformed, full of anger and charged at the to attack. But she caught his fist and slammed him down. "You truly are what they're saying. Nothing.". He tried to get up,but she stepped on his chest. "Aww, you are trying so hard to prove something that you're not. That's adorable. Like a handicapped puppy trying to escape from a human who tries to chop it to pieces in a Chinese restaurant. Don't bother. You'll die like everyone else will... painfully.". She started laughing again, before stepping on his head.
He then woke up from his nightmare, breathing heavily. "Oh man...that was terrible..."
"You tell me. I would never imagine living worse than him." Jaune said.
"I lost it at the Chinese restaurant. At least it can't get worse." Ruby said.
"What's wrong, darling?". He turned around and saw Tomoko lying next to him.
"What?! Tomoko?!"
"Is he still dreaming?" Weiss said.
"What is it, darling?"
"Darling?!". Then his friends came in.
"What happened? We heard you screaming! Uhh... what is that?" Ellen said.
"What...? ΤΙ ΣΤΟ;!". There was a giant egg in front of him. "What is that egg?!"
"Stamatis... did you lay this egg?" Amélie said.
"No way!" Yang said and started laughing like crazy.
"ME?! HOW?!"
"Yay, our child!" Tomoko said.
"OUR?!"
"Congratulations!" Shizuna said. He was speechless.
"Can this get any worse?!"
"Look! It's hatching!" Ellen said. The egg was hatching. When it broke, it revealed a chibi version of Stamatis, but with dog ears and a tail. He looked at his father and said his first words.
"Aww, it's kinda cute." Nora said.
"Woof." it said with a deep voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". Stamtis finally woke up from his nightmare, breathing heavily.
They all laughed like crazy.
"Stamatis! Are you okay?" Ellen said. He looked at his friends, all of them looking at him. Then all of a sudden, he grabbed Shizuna and threw her out of the window.
"WHO WOULD SAY CONGRATULATIONS IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT?!"
They couldn't stop laughing.
"That by far was the best JoJo reference!" Yang said.
IN HELL
The sisters couldn't stop laughing. They were having their tine of their life. "He-he threw her out of the window!" Aezielle said while laughing.
"I haven't laughed that much in centuries!" Pristia said.
"The dogkid killed me!" Rhelnila said. They managed to calm down a little.
"I didn't expect us to appear. I liked the poses we did." Aezielle said.
"I didn't expect to see tentacle porn tonight."
"That's hot." Pristia said. Then Serron came with the blood.
"My queen! I brought the blood of the warriors!" he said.
"Good. This night went from great to the best. By the way, your friend is dead."
"...Huh?"
"Come on, you don't say it like that!" Ruby said.
"Yeah, he blew up. Now go and do your prank." Aezielle said.
"He... he died...?"
"Go already! Or else I'll bring the worm.". He then ran out of the room.
"I can't believe it... they will pay. They will pay for killing my best friend!". He summoned a pentagram and jumped in it."
BACK AT THE MANSION
The team were now in the lounge. "So, two demons came and made us experience nightmares because the new queens were having a movie night?" Stamatis said.
"Yeah. And one of them stole something from Amélie's room." Ellen said.
"The demon stole our blood samples." Amélie said.
"Does she even have blood?" Ren said.
"They wanted our blood? Why?" Stamatis said.
"If they want our blood, that must mean that they will create something very powerful."
"Great. Demonic monsters. Like we don't have enough trouble already. Anyway, why did you throw me out the window? What did you see?" Shizuna said.
"I... saw some things that I don't want to remember..." Stamatis said.
"It couldn't be worse than mine." Ellen said.
"Yeah, no, they were." Weiss said.
"What did you see?"
"I saw my old enemy. His robots destroyed everything. I was alone. I was defensless. He took everything I cared about. My parents, my city... you all. And finally my life."
"Oh..."
"What did you see?"
"*sigh*. I was surrounded by darkness, alone. I was hearing familiar voices. Laughing at me and saying stuff that I was hearing so many times when I was at school. Go away, we don't want you here, kill yourself, all that. I was the quiet kid. No. Even the quiet kid would have a better life.". That kinda shocked the girls.
"Really sad." Ruby said.
"Wait... since the writer basically put himself in the story... does this mean that it really happened to him?" Jaune said.
"Wow... to be someone that no one wants you around. It must've been really bad." Blake said.
"Was your childhood that bad?" Amélie said and Stamatis nodded.
"They didn't even want to be near me. One time, in junior high, my entire class wanted to take a picture. I was there, but they took me out of it, along with another kid. And the rest didn't have any problem!"
"Really?! Now that's just mean! Who would do that?!" Ruby said.
"Man, I feel sorry for him." Yang said.
"Really?! That's terrible!" Shizuna said
"That's even worse than being the quiet kid!" Ellen said. "Wait. What about the other kid?"
"They didn't like him because he was a special needs kid.". That shocked the girls even more.
"What?!" everyone said.
"If that actually happen, then I can't imagine how terrible it would be!" Pyrrha said.
"They're cancelling the wrong people!" Nora said.
"That's so wrong on so many levels! Now I understand why you tore apart your class reunion letter!"
"Just because you were different." Amélie said.
"Anyway, the laughter stopped. I saw you at the distance. When I tried to reach you, your skins started rotting, leaving only your bones. Then I saw three figures. Demons. I tried to fight, but they were too strong."
"Who were they?" Ellen said.
"Probably the queens. Then the one in the middle crushed my head and I woke up. Or that's what I thought so. I saw Tomoko as my wife, then you three came, I layed an egg, my child hatched from it and barked at me. Then I really woke up."
"What?"
"Like in the JoJo CLAMP story?" Shizuna said.
"And I threw you out the window because you said congratulations." Stamatis said.
"Why would I say congratulations?". Stamatis looked at her with a "really?" face. "At least you had actual nightmares. I saw that I was being raped by an alien with a lot of tentacles."
"That's not something that you'd say out loud." Yang said.
"And you ask why would you congratulate me for laying an egg."
"Shut up. What did you see, Amélie?"
"I didn't had any nightmares. I guess because of my "bed"." Amélie said.
"Oh. Well after all that, I'm not in the mood to sleep."
"Me neither... Hey, do you smell something burning?" Stamatis said.
"Yeah...". Then they all see smoke. They follow it and they saw that it was coming from the rooms.
"FIRE!"
"How did it catch fire?!" Ruby said.
"It must've been the other demon." Weiss said.
"MY WORK!"
"MY EXPERIMENTS!" Amélie said.
"MY COLLECTION!" Ellen said. Shizuna thought fast and absorbed the fire, because she could. Everyone went to their rooms to check their belongings.
"No, no, no, NO! MY PROJECT IS RUINED!" Shizuna said.
"MY PRICELESS COMIC COLLECTION! I HAD SOME OF THEM SIGNED BY STAN LEE! NOW THEY'RE ALL DESTROYED!"
"Oh, that sucks a lot. And she can't replace them." Jaune said.
"MY FORMULAS! I WORKED FOR WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEP TO CREATE THEM!" Amélie said.
"... I didn't have anything precious in my room." Stamatis said. Then all of a sudden they heard an explosion. "What was that?!"
"I think it came from the garage!" Ellen said.
"WHAT?!". They all ran to the garage, which was blown up. "NOOOOOO! MY CORVETTE! MY PRECIOUS CORVETTE!"
"I wish this won't happen to my baby." Yang said.
"Why is this happening?! Who's doing... THE DEMON!" Shizuna said.
"Huh?"
"The demon that escaped with our blood! He came back!"
"Let's find him before-"
WARNING! WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCTION IN ONE MINUTE!
"Σκατά."
"Self-destruct? Really?" Weiss said.
"Wait, the mansion has a self-destruct mode?" Ellen said.
"For security reasons." Amélie said.
They all arrived at Amélie's lab, where the main computer was. Amélie tried to de-activate the self-destruction but she couldn't. "Someone changed the password!"
SELF-DESTRUCTION IN 20 SECONDS!
"What are we gonna do now?!" Shizuna said.
"Let me try it!" Ellen said. Then she started typing really fast a lot of combinations, hoping to find the right one. "Come on, which one is it?"
SELF-DESTRUCTION IN 15 SECONDS!
"Why did you make the passwords so big?!"
"Can't we just blow it up?!" Shizuna said.
"Don't! It will cause a chain reaction! The place will blow up!" Amélie said.
"It will blow up anyway." Blake said.
"It will blow up anyway!" Stamatis said.
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS!
"I CAN'T FIND THE CODE!" Ellen said, who was still typing.
"Have you tried all zeroes?". Ellen tried but it got denied.
"How about with the last being one?"
They laughed a little.
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2...1...
Stamatis thought fast and made a hole in the ceilings. "COME ON!". They all flew outside (Yeah, now the girls know how to fly.), except for Ellen who ran back to the lounge to pick Tomoko and Felix and take them outside, just in time before the mansion blows up.
"Ah, so now they can fly!" Weiss said.
They descended down safely. They watched their mansion in flames.
"I can't believe it... our home..." Amélie said, hugging Felix to feel a little better.
"It doesn't matter right now. We must find the demon.". Then they all heard laughter. They saw the demon laughing at them.
"That's for killing my friend! You took him from me, so I took something from you!" Serron said. He could've continued, but Ellen zapped him so he wouldn't escape.
"Idiot."
"So... you thought that you could mess with us... and not get away, demon? It was stupid of you to come back."
"It would be better than getting a blowjob by a giant pepper mill..."
"Really?"
"... No...?". The team were looking at him with death glares. "Please, make it quick."
"No."
"Oh no..."
"Yeah, we're gonna see some ass kicking!" Yang said.
[BECAUSE THIS SCENE IS VERY VIOLENT, I WON'T SHOW IT TO YOU, SO I'LL SKIP TO THE END.]
"Oh, come on!"
"I wanted to see violence!" Nora said.
After a minute of endless beating from each warrior, they sent the demon flying to the sky, while he was screaming like a girl. Stamatis threw a blast at him, blowing him up as a firework.
MEANWHILE IN HELL
"It's over already? Come on, I need more!" Rhelnila said.
"I think it's enough for a day." Pristia said.
"Did you see his face when he saw his Corvette? That was priceless." Aezielle said.
"We should do that again some other time. It was fun."
BACK WITH THE HEROES
"Our mansion is destroyed! What will we do now?" Ellen said.
"Don't worry. The insurance will pay for it. Thankfully, all our money is in the bank. I guess while our home is getting fixed, how about we go on a vacation?" Stamatis said.
"That sounds nice. How about a world tour?" Shizuna said.
"Yay, we're going to DisneyLand!" Amélie said.
"Then it's settled. We'll go on a world tour!" Stamatis said.
IN HELL
"Oh come on! A happy ending?!" Rhelnila said.
"It doesn't have to end now. We could ruin their vacation. We will kill some time, while we're preparing our big plan, thanks to their blood samples." Pristia said.
"That's the first time I like your plans." Aezielle said.
"I don't need your compliments. Come on, girls! We have work to do!"
"But, it's 3 AM."
"Oh... we'll start tomorrow."
BACK WITH THE TEAM
"Can I ask you something? What's your worst secret?" Shizuna said.
"Huh?"
"When I destroyed the first demon, he told me that he knew your secret. What is it?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"I'm just curious."
"I don't wan't to say it."
"Come on. It can't be that bad."
"... Fine. I... secretly wear... socks for women."
"What?!" everyone said.
"Say what now?" Yang said.
"Socks for women?" Weiss said.
"Living in Greece was hard, especially with the economic crisis. A friend of my dad brought us stuff from Italy. Clothes, food, etc. He also brought socks with fur. And because it was winter and we didn't have heat, my mom gave me two pairs. I said to her that those were for women, but she said to wear them when it's really cold. So yeah."
"How do socks with fur feel?" Nora said.
"They're really warm. And I don't know why didn't I brought some." Weiss said.
"Wow. Can you give me a pair?" Ellen said.
"Of course not! Like I would let you put my good Italian socks with fur on your smelly feet!"
"What?!"
"Daaaaamn." Yang said. They all laughed.
"What? You're the one who runs around all the time!"
"Yeah, it's scientifically proven." Amélie said.
"Fuck you, guys." Ellen said, who became red from embarrassment.
All heads turned to the fastest person.
"Don't look at me like that! My feet don't stink! Besides, I don't run. I burst." Ruby said.
"Whatever you say."
"Shut up."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Shitpost Time
(It was late at night. Stamatis was sleeping. Until he heard some screams.)
Stamatis: What was that?! (Then Ellen came as fast as she could.)
Ellen: STAMATIS! RUN!
"What is happening?"
Stamatis: Why?! What's going on?!
Ellen: It's Amélie! She became crazy! She ate Shizuna! (A tentacle grabbed her foot and dragged her.) HEEEEEELP!
"Wait, what?! Why?!"
"Sleepwalking? Her memories returned maybe?" Jaune said.
Stamatis: ELLEN! (He got up and saw Amélie as a giant blob monster, eating Ellen.) I hoped this day would never come. But I must destroy you. (He said that with tears. He rushed at her for an attack, but she grabbed him and throw him down the hall.)
"When she's a monster, she's unstoppable."
"Welp, he's dead." Nora said.
(It was slowly approaching.)
Stamatis: (thinking) This can't be happening... (She was close. The only thing he could do was wait for it to happen. She was really close to him. She opened her large mouth and...)
"I don't want to see!" Ruby said, covering her eyes.
Ellen and Shizuna: BOO!
Stamatis: AHH-... huh? (He saw the girls laughing.)
"Huh?"
Shizuna: You just got pranked, bitch! (They all got out of her mouth and she turned back to normal.)
"No way! Weiss said.
"I'll be honest. That was an amazing prank." Yang said.
Amélie: I told you this would be funny.
Ellen: You should've seen your face! (The girls laughed at him. He couldn't believe it.)
Stamatis: You're telling me... that this was a prank? (He was a little angry.)
Ellen: Sorry, but we thought it would be fun. (He was really angry. They started getting a little scared.) Hehe... Stamatis?
"They're dead." Nora said.
(He then started laughing. Which relieved them a little.)
Stamatis: Okay, I must admit. It was a cool prank.
Shizuna: So... you're not angry?
Stamatis: No, no, no, of course not. I'm fucking pissed! (He cracked his knuckles. The girls were frightened. The screen turned black. The screen lit up again to show Ellen, Shizuna and Amélie, tied together with... Amélie, hanging from outside the mansion.)
They laughed a little.
"Talk about backfire." Yang said.
"At least it's not raining." Ruby said.
Shizuna: Okay, nice one. Now get us back in.
Stamatis: Good night, girls. I'll see you tomorrow. Tomoko will help you in the morning. (He went back in.)
Amélie: No, don't leave us here!
Ellen: Godamnit, I knew it would backfire that badly.
Shizuna: It was worth it.
Ellen: No! It wasn't!
Amélie: At least it's not raining. It's not cold.
"Wait for it."
Shizuna: ... I need to go pee.
They laughed a little.
[Outro]
"These were weird episodes." Blake said.
"Good. Now let's continue with the Anime Arc." Nova said.
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