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Chapter 99: SMG4 Anime Arc - Part 3

SMG4: The Japan Trip

(RAID Shadow Legends ad)

"Skiiiip!" Ruby said.

(Well, it starts with SMG4, Saiko, Bob and Boopking outside a temple in Japan.)

"That temple brings memories." Ren said.

"Huh?"

"Like back in my home village. Before it got destroyed."

"They do look very similar." Nora said.

Saiko: And here is one of the many famous temples in Japan!

SMG4: WOW! (takes a picture)

Bob: lOoKS LikE ThE LAsT 50 TemPLES We HAvE Looked aT. (Saiko kicks him.)

They laughed a little.

"The disrespect." Yang said.

Saiko: Appreciate my culture, you filthy gaijin!

Boopkins: Uh, Saiko, this is cool and all, but can we go to Tokyo City?

Bob: YeAh, We'Re OnLy In JaPaN fOr A dAy. I wAnT tO gO sEe Me SoMe AnImE WaIfUs!

Saiko: ugh fine...(she jumps on a cart) only if one of you pulls the cart.

Bob, Boopkins: Dibs, not it!

SMG4: Goddamnit!

"Why didn't they pay someone to pull the cart?" Blake said.

"Why didn't they pay for a taxi?" Weiss said.

(Smg4 pulls the cart, with Bob whipping him.)

Bob: FaStEr HoRsEy, FaStEr!

SMG4: DON'T PUSH IT!

Boopkins: Thanks for showing us around, Saiko!

Saiko: Yeah, well, think of it as thanks for taking me here all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Boopkins: Yeah. If anime ban doesn't get lifted, I just might live here.

Saiko: You should. Japan is great

Bob: FaStEr. YoU sTuPiD fAtMaN!

SMG4: (Jontron) I'm sick of this sh*t! (Ground pounds the handle and launches Bob into a building, ruining some people's launch.)

They all laughed.

"Why do they even hang out with that guy?" Yang said.

"Because of the Rapper Bob Arc." Nora said.

Bob: SmG4 yOu AsS! i CoUlD'vE gOtTeN a BoO-bOo. If i haD DieD, i WoUlD hAvE nEvEr TaLkEd To YoU aGaIn! (The two people approach him.) Oh, Hi! (They kick him out, inside a truck.)

Boopkins: Uhh, the Japanese folk don't look too happy to see us.

Japan Folk 1: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Saiko: Hey! We're sorry... We'll pay for all the dam-

Bob: HoLy D!Ck BaLlS! LoOk At ThAt! (Sees anime billboards.)

Saiko: Wow! We're right next to Akihabara, the anime town.

"Anime town?" Pyrrha said.

Boopkins: ANIME TOWN?!

Bob: Yea! boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Boopkins: Yay! (They both run to the city, leaving SMG4 and Saiko baffled.)

Boopkins: This is the best day of my life.

SMG4: Well, I'm glad that you're enjoying it, because this is the last stop for the day.

Bob: HoLy MoLy LoOk At AlL tHe 2D lAdIeS! (Shows a part of the city.)

"A city, about anime? Is this place real?" Yang said.

"It is real." Nova said.

"Now that's good advertisement." Weiss said.

Boopkins: (sees around) OOOOOOOOOOH~. AAAAAAAAAAH~. HEEEEEEEEEY~.

Some of them laughed a little.

Saiko: hmm... I'm going to miss this...

Boopkins: (goes into a store) OOOOOOOOOOH.

"Why is John Cena there?" Ruby said.

"I didn't see anything." Nora said.

Boopkins: Ooh, they got all my favorite manga here!

SMG4: (sees a cursed commercial and writes it down at his Meme Journal) Wow! This is amazing.

"What was that video?!" Pyrrha said.

"I think it's... about potato chips."

Bob: (inside a maid café...) This is hot.

They all laughed.

Mole: (sees Saiko) *gasp* Oh my god, she looks so realistic!

"OH MY GOD! I never get tired of this." Yang said.

Saiko: (kicks him) What the hell is your problem? I am real!

Mole: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just thought you were one of Mr. Axol's creations!

Saiko: What?

"Oh yeah! Axol first appears!" Nora said.

"Who?" Ruby said.

"He's... to be honest, not that interesting. He's just there."

Mole: Look! (He points from the window, many fans around Axol, who was signing autographs.)

Axol: Yes! Yes!

Boopkins: Oh my god, it's him! It's Axol!

Bob: WhO's AxOl? SoUnDs LiKe A dEoDoRaNt BrAnD lOl.

"He really sounds like one." Yang said.

Boopkins: What!? You don't know who he is? He's only the most famous Japanese comic artist in the entire world! His manga Nova Explorers is one of the highest selling comics of all time! (Bob has left) Bob?

Bob: (to Birdo) hEy, BaBy, YoU'rE lOoKiNg SeXy. WaNnA hAnG oUt?

Birdo: (Shoots an egg at Bob.)

They laughed a little.

(Back to outside)

Axol: GO GO GO! FASTER! FASTER! (Axol signs his fans.)

Boopkins: Uh hello Mr. A- (Axol signs on his face. Boopkins gets thrown out of the crowd.) Oh man, I guess he's busy.

SMG4: Come on, I'll help get him to talk to you.

Boopkins: Oh yay!

SMG4: Hey! Come on! Excuse me!

Axol: (he signs the last of his fans.) DONE DONE DONE! Now LET'S DRAW! (The crowd goes wild.)

"Why does he need such a large pen?" Jaune said.

"To make large drawings...?" Ruby said.

Boopkins: (small eye boner)

Axol: You guys are in for a treat. (He loads Inkweaver with ink.)

Saiko: What...What is he doing?

Boopkins: He's using his special drawing pen.

SMG4: Special drawing pen? What does that do?

Axol: (Starts drawing) ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! (Then the characters come to life.) Put on a show for them! (The anime characters start dancing.)

"He can brings drawings to life?!" Weiss said.

"Oh my gosh, that is so awesome!" Ruby said.

SMG4: Did he just...bring anime characters to life?

Bob: HoLy TiTs MaYbE hE cAn DrAw Me sOmE wAiFu BaBes!

Saiko: Anime...characters ...to life?

"That must be shocking for her. Considering she's also fictional." Blake said.

Axol: (the characters fade) Thank you all you lovely people! But for now I must say 'sayonara!' Bye~! (He leaves)

Boopkins: No senpai! Wait! (He goes after him. They all found him drawing.) Oh, there he is! Senpai!

Bob: Mr. AxOl. CaN yOu PlEaSe DrAw Me 2D- (A Snorlax comes to life) hOlY d!cKs!

Axol: (gets on the Snorlax) Train station please!

Snorlax: I got you fam! (They leave)

Boopkins: No Mr. Axol. Come back!

"He could just draw a car." Yang said.

"But driving isn't as fun as riding on a Pokémon!" Nora said.

"What about Initial D?" Ren said.

"... True."

Saiko: After that Snorlax! (They go after Axol.)

SMG4: Hey! Get down from there! (He sees them on the roofs. While following him, he sees laundry ropes.) Aha! (He makes a slingshot.) Alright Let's do this!

"How can you make a slingshot with a plain rope?" Weiss said.

(Saiko lets the rope and launches the others. SMG4 crashes on a sign and Bob hits a bird. Only Boopkins was left.)

Boopkins: (screaming) (he sees that he's getting closer to Axol) Aha! (Gets hit by a train.)

They all laughed.

(Saiko facepalmed. Meanwhile, Axol has reached the metro station, the moment the Snorlax faded. The gang follows him and see him drawing something else. It was an anime Tomas the Tank Engine.)

Thomas: NARUTOOOO!

"This is so stupid."

(They started running. Tomas starts moving. The gang was hanging on the train.)

SMG4: Come on...! (He hits his head on a sign. Axol, now that he reached his destination, jumps off the train, leaving it to crash somewhere and leaves. The gang searches for him in the crowd. SMG4 sees him leaving the station. Saiko, getting sick of the crowd, pulls out her hammer and starts hitting people, making a way for her and the others.)

"Go ahead, start whacking people around to get them out of the way. You won't get in trouble." Blake said.

"Yeah, that's how you do it!" Nora said.

Policeman: (sees a pile of bodies) What's going on in here? (Saiko whistles innocently and points at Dedede.)

Dedede: Yo man, what's up? (Gets hit by a police cruiser.)

They laughed a little.

"That's straight up GTA logic." Yang said.

(The gang finally leaves the station.)

(It was night. Axol finally got to his home. The gang comes out of their hiding place. They see another character, Jotaro, from the famous manga and anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (SHUT UP), guarding the building.)

"JOTARO! EEEEEEEEEEE!" Yang screamed, like the little JoJotard she is.

"Relax, sis." Ruby said.

"Gosh, is it getting hot in here?"

Boopkins: Yay, let's go see him!

SMG4: Boopkins wait! Look!

(A fan approaches the building. Jotaro shoryukens him to the stratosphere.)

"Well, it was a fun trip." Nor a said.

"Okay, I get it that he wants to not be bothered, but you don't treat your fans like that." Pyrrha said.

"Punching them out of the atmosphere?" Weiss said.

Boopkins: All right, guys, let's pack it up.

Bob: dOn'T wOrRy GuYs. I HaVe A pLaN! (Approaches the building. Sees Jotaro's aura. He turns back.) Ok, I'm OuT oF iDeAs.

They all laughed.

Saiko: No! I need to know how he makes anime characters come to life!

"It's the pen. It was obvious." Ren said.

SMG4: Hang on...I may have an idea... Excuse me! (Gets Jotaro's attention.) Greetings! I am an assistant of the famous manga writer from the Mushroom kingdom! Bobu-san!

Bob: SuP, hOmIe?

"No one will ever know!" Nora said.

(Jotaro finds it suspicious.)

"What kind of face is that?" Weiss said.

SMG4: As proof, look at this beautiful anime sculpture that he made.

Boopkins: (pushes the statue, which was Saiko.)

(Jotaro still finds it suspicious.)

Axol: (from his window) Is that a fellow manga artist?! Let him in! (Jotaro makes way for them to come in.

Bob: Oh HeLl YeAh BoY!

(We see Axol's apartment now, which is... pretty shit. He was... standing on his chair, drawing. The gang comes in.)

"Why is he standing on the chair?" Pyrrha said.

SMG4: Ugh...it's a bit dirty in here...

Bobu-san: i KnOw, RiGhT? rEmInDs Me Of My HoUsE.

"Damn." Nora said.

"Why is that insulting?" Jaune said.

"He lives in trash. Literally."

Axol: Welcome to my domain...

Bob: yO! i Am BoBu-SaN, tHe FaMoUs MaNgO aRtIsT. tHeSe ArE mY bItChEs. BiTcHeS sAy HeLlO.

Boopkins & SMG4: Hello.

Axol: Woah!

"I can't believe he fell for that..." Weiss said.

Axol: (he runs to Saiko) So life like! So much more detail than my creations! (He approaches her face and she punches him.)

Saiko: Personal space douchebag!

"Well, there goes their cover." Yang said.

Axol: AND SHE'S SENTIENT! Bobu-san, tell me your ways. How did you get such a high quality living anime creature?

Saiko: Who you calling "creature"?!

Axol: Mine are all just simple minded idiots that only last for a few minutes. (Points at Jotaro who acts... retarded. Then dies and fades.) Well...?

"Well, that sucks." Ruby said.

Bob: uM... i'M a LeVeL 99 wEeAbBoO. (Saiko kicked him to a wall. His disguise was ruined.) Ow. HeY! wHaT wAs ThAt FoR?

"Yeah, she didn't need to hit."

"... What a bitch." Yang said. She was expecting laughter, but nothing happened.

Saiko: Look, he's not actually a manga artist and we're not his assistants. We just really wanted to ask you some things.

Boopkins: I'm sorry for tricking you senpai. Things have just been so horrible since anime's been banned back home!

Axol: Wait, what did you just say?!

Saiko: Yea, the Mushroom Kingdom banned anime. Look! (Shows a news report on her phone.)

Kermit: We enter week 3 of the anime ban with the Anime Secret Service pressing down even harder on everyone's favorite Japanese cartoons.

"Things have gotten worse." Jaune said.

Axol: Very well it is decided. Green frog!

Boopkins: My name's Boopkins.

Axol: You have been done a great injustice! It is my goal... No, it is my destiny! To save you from oppression and return glorious anime to your kingdom!

"He didn't have to be so... anime about it." Blake said.

Bob: DoEs ThAt InClUdE wAiFuS?

Axol: Of course!

Bob: YeAh BoY! tImE tO TiCkLe My PiCkLe!

They laughed a little.

"Time to beat my meat." Yang said.

"Spank my monkey." Nora said.

"Poach my egg."

"Please stop." Weiss said.

"Wait, I have one." Nova said. He cleared his voice. "DINGLE MY DONGLE.". Some of them laughed, because of the echo.

Saiko: If you're making anime legal, that means I can go back to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Boopkins: Oh we are destined to meet you Axol senpai! But what's your plan for legalizing anime?

Axol: Leave that to me and ol' Ink Weaver here! (He starts drawing, laughing maniacally. Characters come to life and start dancing.) Yeah, we'll show them the joy of anime!

Boopkins: Isn't he great guys?

"My brain hurts." Blake said.

"Okay, next one." Nova said.

SMG4: MEGGY'S BOOTCAMP

(SMG4 Season 2 merch brought by the Merch Fairy.)

"Seriously, who would go out wearing these?" Weiss said.

[Glitch Productions intro]

(Mario, Luigi, Tari and Meggy are at Inkopolis to train fro the Splatfest. Tari, Mario and Luigi are seen wearing military soldier hats)

Meggy: Okay you lazy Salmonids. Splatfest is in two weeks... And during that time... I'm going to train all of you like your lives depended on it!

"Maybe we should train even more for the Vytal Tournament." Yang said.

"Now that it's delayed for next month, we have more time to prepare." Pyrrha said.

"Why is it delayed?" Nova said.

"Extra security." Blake said.

Luigi: Why did I get dragged into this?

Tari: We needed a fourth member... and Meggy's old teammates left.

Meggy: And with them gone... you're our next best option. After Saiko and the others... but I think they're on holidays...

"Wait, she doesn't know?" Jaune said.

"They left in secret." Nora said.

"Mario was there. Luigi was there. Didn't they tell her?" Yang said.

Mario: Dont worry Meggy, my bro's really good at dodging. Check this out! Luigi! (He gets a gatling gun and starts shooting. Luigi runs away like a bitch, avoiding paint. Mario accidentally hits other people. Luigi even takes a child and uses it as a human shield.) See?

They laughed a little

Meggy: (slaps his gatling) Mario! This is serious! I need you to focus! DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!

Mario: ok

"Wow, she's really serious." Ruby said.

"She lost in the last one. She doesn't want to lose this time." Nora said.

(Training time!)

Meggy: Alright, let's start with the most basic of skills: Aiming!

Mario: Oooh! Me first! (Pulls out his gatling pingas and starts shooting. All of them miss. Except for the last one.) Mm hmm~.

They laughed a little.

"That was bad." Ruby said.

"Not as bad as dad." Yang said.

"True."

Meggy: Your turn, Luigi! (Luigi imagines his splat gun as a pistol and he mistook a drip for a gunshot)

Luigi: *Panik* IT'S TOO VIOLENT!

"Is it too late for her to look for other team members?" Yang said.

(Meggy looks dumbfounded)

Meggy: Tari, I've seen you shoot really well before, please show us how it's done.

Tari: Uhh...o-okay... (Tari's shot bounces off the target and causing the Inkopolis tower to fall and explode. Tari looks shocked)

They all laughed.

Mario: NICE SHOT!

Meggy: WHAT WAS THAT TARI?! (Flashback) I saw you shoot really well at the carnival! (End of flashback)

Tari: Uhh, well I'm only good at games and this is more of a sport... I'm really bad at sports...

"That doesn't make sense at all." Ren said.

Meggy: Ugh...let's just move on...

(They're now at an obstacle course)

Tari: Ahh!

Mario: MAMAF***ER!

Luigi: oho

"This doesn't look so bad." Ruby said.

Meggy: Alright, Luigi, you're up first!

Luigi: *gulp* (He begins the course. So far so good.)Waah! I'm doing it! (Meggy activates WOOMY MODE and tourettes come out and shoot Luigi back to the beginning.)

"I'm pretty sure we can all probably pass that obstacle course." Blake said.

Meggy: Expect to be shot at the battlefield! You're up Tari!

(Tari is in front of the wires.)

Tourette: Bring me that ass!

(Tari gets on the ground and rolls and cries under the wires and avoiding the paint.)

They all laughed.

"That's another way of doing it." Pyrrha said.

Tari: Oh my gosh I did it!

Meggy: GOOD! Now next obstacle!

(Tari, hanging from the rope, tries to go to the other side of the water. But a big fish is on the water.

Tari: Huh?

Cheep Chomp: hay angel! u da sexi! (She sees more fishes. They jump and try to bite her ass. From her fear she can't move.)

Meggy: Well... doesnt look like shes going anywhere. MARIO! You're up.

Mario: Aweee I don't wanna...

Meggy: Finish the course and... we'll have a lunch break.

Mario: ä (Mario does it getting barbed wire, fishes bite him and crashes into the wall, making Meggy fall.)

They all laughed again.

"At least he did it." Ruby said.

Mario: Yipeeeeeeee!

Meggy: (she gets angry) MARIO FOCUS!

Mario: But you said we get a lunch break.

Meggy: I just said that just so you'd do the stupid obstacle course. We have a lot more training to do

Mario: But I am le tired

Meggy: Come on! We need to train, you guys aren't even trying!

Tari: Meggy...We are trying...

"No, you're not." Weiss said.

Meggy: Well you aren't trying hard enough! (She realises that she's kinda harsh and walks away.)

Mario: Hmm? (Notices her leaving) Oh no! Wait! (Goes after her.)

(Later, at a rooftop)

Mario: (he sees her) Hey Meggy...

Meggy: Go away, Mario...

Mario: Come on Meggy...(with a pencil, notepad, glasses and beard) Why you don't tell Mario what's wrong?

"You don't take this seriously and she's taking it too seriously." Blake said.

Meggy: You remember when we first train all those years ago Red? We sat right here on this rooftop that very day... I told you I was an "upcoming star" and we were going to own the splatfest... But it's been two years since then and I still havent won a single Splatfest. I'm...I'm just a big disappointment. (She starts crying)

"I expected a funny video. All I got was feelings." Yang said.

Mario: You can't disappoint Mario, I have no expectations of anything!

"That's not better." Weiss said.

Meggy: The worst thing is... I've been so mean to you and the others... I feel like I'm losing sight of who I am. (She keeps crying.)

"This is so sad..." Ruby said.

"But the voice filter ruins it."

Mario: (gets her attention and wants to give her- *GASP*... spaghetti?!) This is the lunch from the obstacle course... I want you to have it!

"He's giving her spaghetti?" Pyrrha said.

"He would never do that." Nora said.

(That makes Meggy giggle)

Tari: We're going to win! (She and Luigi are also there.)

Meggy: Guys! I'm sorry for-

Tari: Its okay, we heard what you said. You dont need to apologize for anything!

Luigi: Yeah, its normal to get emotional over everything you care about. Its like when anyone around Mario mentions spaghetti.

Mario: DON'T TOUCH

Meggy: But I still yelled at you, and that's not okay. Winning splatfest isn't worth it if I lose my friends along the way.

Tari: Aww, you'll never lose us Meggy!

Mario (with beanie, headphones and goggles): Yeah! Marios got your back!

Luigi: I fight for my friends.

Meggy: (she is happy now and more determined) Thanks guys! Who's ready to train? (Everyone)

(Time for a training montage. Meggy explains them strategies)

Tari (typing on a computer): Okie dokie!

Luigi (writing it down on paper): Okie-dokie!

Mario: OKie DOKie! (Writes on his hand) Mario, number 1!

"Only the important stuff." Yang said.

(To a shooting range. It was Tari's turn to shoot. Luigi though puts signs with points over the targets.)

Meggy: Alright Tari! The big ones are worth 50 points, the little ones are worth 100 points. It's a game now.

Tari: I don't think it works like that Meggy...

"Neither your logic but, whatever." Blake said.

Meggy: Just try! (Tari finally shoots and... hits a target. She shoots all of them. She even does a trickshot. She shoots behind her, the paint ricochets and lands at a target.)

"I bet I can do that with my eyes closed." Ruby said?

Luigi: Wow good job Tari!

Meggy: WELL DONE TARI!

(Tari does a victory pose, spinning her weapon on her finger, but the weapon hits Luigi.)

(Next there at a football field with tourettes. Luigi is scared.)

Meggy: Dodge practice!

Mario: Don't worry bro! Maybe this will help! (He puts a song for Luigi to help him. It works. Meggy gives a thumbs up.)

(Now it's time for the final test. 1v1. Mario vs Meggy.)

Meggy: Time to fight...

Mario: Ahhh shet, here we go again...

"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!" Nora said, doing an impression.

(Meggy starts shooting. Mario avoids it and he starts shooting. Meggy gets out of the way and hides. Meggy throws a grenade.)

Mario: Oh poop. (He runs away before it explodes. Meggy tries to find where he is.) Are you ready to die? Exterminate. (He shoots at a crane, making a crate fall on her. Meggy turns into a squid and gets out of the way.)

"Is that even allowed?" Jaune said.

"I don't know. Probably not." Nova said.

Mario: Come here, fishy fishy! (Meggy lands behind him and aims.) Quik maffs. (He jumps behind her before she shoots.) Poing! You are dead. (He shoots at her. Mario wins.)

Meggy: That was awesome Red!

"He won?" Weiss said.

"They're ready." Ruby said.

Mario: Oh yeah! (Gets shot in the face.)

Meggy: You got to remember to never drop your guard though! (He gives a thumbs up while sunking in the water.)

"I'm drowning, but I'll celebrate." Blake said.

(The gang was now hanging out at a parking alley.)

Meggy: Thanks for today guys. You all did really well.

Luigi: (laughs)

Tari: Yay!

Mario: Mario's gonna kill some bitches! (He suddenly gets shot. They are all shocked. Who did this?!)

"Wait, what?" Ruby said

"Who did this?" Pyrrha said.

(It was Desti!)

Desti: Don't make me laugh.

Meggy: DESTI!?

"She even has a rival? Man, SMG4 is a big weeb." Yang said.

"I think that was obvious from Meta Runner." Jaune said.

"And this arc in general." Blake said.

Desti: Hello Meggy, it's been a while. Hello Mayonnaise!

Mario: (fak u) It's Mario!

Tari: Meggy...is this an angsty friend of yours?

Desti: I'm DESTI! Leader of th-

Meggy: -leader of the Octoposse. Yeah, yeah... No one cares about your dumb group!

Desti: You should pull out of splatfest. There's no point in competing.

Luigi: why r u so mean to me? )':

Meggy: Don't listen to her... Shes only taunting us because she knows we can beat her.

Desti: I'd like to see you try. (She claps her hands, calling someone)

Mario: Hmm? (Looks up and sees a helicopter, with one of her group having a gatling gun.)

Meggy: TAKE COVER!

(They all avoid the paint. Luigi again uses a child as a shield. Meggy then sees Desti stealing their weapons.)

"She's stealing her weapons! I hate her even more now." Ruby said.

Meggy: THEY'RE TAKING OUR WEAPONS!

Desti: (she gets on the helicopter) Nice seeing you again Meggy! (The helicopter flies away.)

Meggy: HEY! GIVE THEM BACK!

Mario: No! Imma gonna get you! (Chases after them) Watch out! Come here b!tches! (Jumps to helicopter in slow motion. But Desti takes out her weapon.) D'oh.

Desti: Nice try~! (Shoots him in the pingas and he falls down.)

Mario: Sorry Meggy...

Meggy: It's not your fault.

Tari: What are we going to do now?

Meggy: Looks like we'll have to kick some octoling ass...

Mario: YEAH! Mario love big ol ass!

"That was a surprising episode." Jaune said.

"The next ones are even more shocking." Nora said.

"So, what's next?" Yang said.

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