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Chapter 103: Pokémon in REAL LIFE (All of them) + Extra (by Smosh)
"Oh, can we watch something about Pokémon?" Ruby said.
"Why Pokémon?" Yang said.
"Because I want to play the games so bad!"
"Oh, I know some good ones." Nova said and played the video.
PART 1
(Smosh intro)
(Ash is excitedly walking through the city.)
"How old is this?" Blake said.
"About 9 years."
Ash: (thinking) I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer! I'm gonna catch 'em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way... (Sees another trainer just standing.)
"Why is he standing still?" Pyrrha said.
"Oh, it's like the game!" Ruby said.
Ash: (to an old man passing) Hey, uh, what the hell is this guy doing?
Old man: Oh that guy? Yeh, he's just waiting to fight ya!
Ash: What? I don't wanna fight him.
Old man: Well, do you want to get past him?
Ash: Yeah.
Old man: Well then you gotta fight him (whispers) you stupid jackass! God, none of you guys know anything about Pokémon, God...
They laughed a little.
(Ash approaches the trainer. He pokes his face first to get his attention. Nothing.)
Ash: Boo! (No response. He goes in front of him. Now the trainer responded.)
Trainers: (!)You looked at me funny! Leeeet's battle!
(Battle transition)
"Even the transition! I like this video."
"Let's see a cool Pokémon fight." Yang said.
(The battle has-)
Ash: Woah woah! I don't wanna fight you.
Hipster: Too bad! You walked in front of me! Leeeet's battle!
(Battle transition)
(The battle-)
Ash: No! I don't wanna fight anyone! I'm just here to catch Pokémon.
"Boooo!"
"Don't be a bitch!" Nora said.
Hipster: (sigh) Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight waiting for somebody to walk by! DO NOT take this moment from me!
"Five weeks? Just to fight someone?" Weiss said.
Ash: Fine.
Hipster: Leeeet's battle!
(Battle transition)
(The battle has begun for real this time.)
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER wants to fight!
"Metrosexual?" Blake said.
Ash: I choose you Pikachu! (Releases Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pi-ka-chu!
"And I was wondering how they're going to do the Pokémon." Jaune said.
"This is better than I expected." Yang said.
Hipster: Ha! Is that all you got? Go Magikarp! (Releases Magikarp)
Magikarp: Karp karp.
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER sent out MAGIKARP!
They laughed a little.
"Wait, Magikarp is a water type. Who would fight a lightning type with a water type?" Ruby said.
"It has types?" Pyrrha said.
"Water beats fire and rock, grass beats water and lightning, fire beats grass, lightning beats water and flying, flying beats bug, rock beats lightning and fire, fighting beats rock and dark, dark beats psychic, I think. That's all I remember."
"How can water beat rock?" Ren said.
"It just does."
"How can fighting beat dark?"
"I don't know! These are the rules!"
Hipster: All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack.
Enemy MAGIKARP used SPLASH!
Magikarp: Karp karp karp-karp karp.
Pikachu: Pika?
"It does nothing..." Pyrrha said.
"Magikarp is useless." Ruby said.
Magikarp: Karp.
Ash: All right Pikachu, use Scratch.
Pikachu: Pika!
Magikarp: Kaaarp!
(Hurts Magikarp to the red zone)
PIKACHU used SCRATCH!
Ash: All right, now use thundersho-
Hipster: Whoa, you can't go twice in a row! You have to wait for me what attack I want to do next!
"But he only has splash." Weiss said.
Ash: All you have is splash attack.
Hipster: Hold on, I'm thinking! (He realized what Ash said and tries to use a Pokéball)
Cannot capture enemy's Pokémon!
(He tries to run)
Cannot run from a trainer battle!
"And he was waiting that long with such a shitty Pokémon?" Yang said.
"Well, if he traned it, it could evolve to Gyarados, which is really good." Ruby said.
Hipster: (whispers) Son of a bitch... (He chooses "Splash" attack) All right Magikarp, hit him with a splash attack!
Magikarp: Karp karp.
Ash: All right Pikachu, annihilate him with a thunder shock!
Pikachu: Pika-(yells)CHUUUUUUU! (Hits Magikarp and turns it into ash.)
Enemy MAGIKARP has fainted!
"Fainted?! He just disintegrated it!" Weiss said.
"He turned into... ashes! Ehh? Ehh?" Yang said.
"Yang?" Ruby said.
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
Hipster: You got lucky this time! Here's 20 Pokédollars.
Ash: Sweet!
"Talk about easy money." Nora said
(Hipster crosses his arms and makes an upset face)
Ash: (thinking) Now that that's out of the way, I can finally continue my quest to catch all... (He sees seven more trainers, including the old man, in front of him)
They all laughed.
"There's more of them!" Ruby said.
"I'd say he should take advantage of this and train his Pokémon." Weiss said.
Ash: FU-
"Okay, next one!" Nova said.
PART 2
(Smosh intro)
Ash: (thinking) I can't wait to discover new Pokémon. I just better make sure I don't walk in front of anyone while I... (He walks in front of the old man.) Damn it! I am not fighting anyone!
Old man: Oh no no. I wanted to give you a cool new move that you can teach to your Pokémon. It's called fly. You just teach it to any flying Pokémon and you could ride it to any destination.
Ash: So you're telling me if I taught this to a tiny little bird Pokémon, I can fly on its back or something?
"That would be hilarious." Yang said.
Old man: Anything's possible in Pokémon. (whisper) You freaking jackass!
Ash: (thinking) Okay. Now I can finally start my quest to... (He encounters a wild Pokémon) Wh- what the hell?!
Wild MANKEY appears!
Ash: Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon! (Checks his Pokédex)
Pokédex: Mankey, extremely quick to anger.
Ash: You mean Monkey?
Pokédex: Mankey.
Ash: No, that's definitely a Monkey.
Pokédex: Mankey.
Ash: Whatever! (Drops it) Your going down monkey.
Pokédex: Mankey.
Ash: Go Pikachu! (Sends out Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: Alright Pikachu! Use Quick Attack!
"Does he have to pose dramatically every time?" Blake said.
"Yeah. I mean, what's the point?" Nora said.
Pikachu: Pika! (He hits Mankey to the red zone)
PIKACHU used QUICK ATTACK!
Critical hit!
(Ash chooses Pokéball)
Ash: Alright monkey...
Dexter: Mankey.
Ash: Shut the f**k up!
They all laughed.
Ash: Alright, you're mine! (Throws the Pokéball at Mankey)
"So he caught it?" Pyrrha said.
"Not yet. It must not escape the ball. But it was in the red zone, so it probably won't-" Ruby said.
Ash: (It failed) Damn it!
"What?! But the health bar was red!"
"It happens. I'm talking from experience." Nova said.
Ash: I'll get you this time! (Tries again)
20 Minutes Later
"He should've caught it at least the third time." Jaune said.
Ash: (tired) I'm bound to catch you sometime.
Wild MANKEY became bored!
(The Mankey left.)
They laughed a little.
"Yeah, why was it still sitting there?" Weiss said.
Ash: Whatever; I didn't want you anyway. (thinking) That monkey may have tested my resolve, but I'm not gonna let that discourage me from...
(Encounters with a wild Pokémon)
Ash: Better not be another freaking monkey!
Pokédex: Mankey.
Wild CHARIZARD appeared!
"Wow, a Charizard?!" Ruby said.
"That's a pretty cool dragon." Yang said.
Ash: Woah! We're not gonna let this one get away! Quick Pikachu, use AK-47 attack!
Pikachu: Pika?
"AK- what?" Pyrrha said.
(Ash gives him an AK-47)
"What?!"
"I thought it only had four moves." Nora said.
Pikachu: Pi-ka-(yells)CHUUUUU!
(Charizard's health is in the red zone)
It's super effective!
Ash: Alright, I've got you this time Charizard! (Throws the Pokéball at Charizard. The suspense was huge)
"Please catch it, please catch it!" Ruby said.
Booyah! CHARIZARD was caught!
"He caught it!"
Ash: Yeah!
Hipster: Hey you douchebag, I want a rematch!
Ash: Oh god; alright Charizard, come up NOW! (Sends out Charizard) All right Charizard, get us the hell out of here! Use fly.
CHARIZARD cannot learn FLY.
"What?! How?! It has wings! How can it have wings and not fly?!"
"Do chickens fly? Do penguins fly? Do dodo birds fly?" Nova said.
"What's a dodo bird?" Nora said.
"... Nevermind."
"But it's a dragon. All dragons fly." Ren said.
Ash: But, he has wings; it's not like I'm teaching it to a fricking monkey!
Pokédex: Mankey.
(Ash sees the old man flying on a Pidgey)
Old man: WOOOOOOOHHHH, Pidgey! F**k yeah! HAHAAA!
They all laughed.
"I want to do that too!" Nora said.
"Okay, next." Nova said.
PART 3
(Smosh intro)
Ash: (thinking) I can't wait to travel to the city and get my first gym badge. It's gonna... (Bumps to a Snorlax)
A sleeping Pokémon blocks the way!
(He can't continue)
A sleeping Pokémon blocks the way!
A sleeping Pokémon blocks the way!
Stop it, idiot. The path is blocked!
"Can't he walk around? There's plenty of room." Blake said.
Ash: (to the old man) Hey, how the hell do I get around this thing?
Old man: Oh, Snorlax? You got to wake him up to get him to move.
Ash: Wait, can't I just walk around him?
Old man: No you freaking idiot. You gotta wake him up with a Pokéflute.
Ash: And where do I get one of those?
Old man: (groans) You can get one from that guy over there (whispered while leaving) you freaking jackass. None of you kids know anything... (keeps whispering)
They laughed a little.
"Okay, boomer." Yang said.
Ash: (realized the old man was pointing to the hipster)
"Oh, come on." Weiss said.
Ash: (approaches) Hey that old guy said that you have a Pokéflute. Can I buy it off of you or something? (shouts in the hipster's ear) HEY, CAN I BUY A POKÉFLUTE?!
Hipster: (talks with one side of his mouth) I can't talk to you unless you walk in front of me, dumbass!
They all laughed again.
"Why was that so funny?" Jaune said.
Ash: Fine! (Walks in front of the Hipster)
Hipster: (!) Where do you think you're going? Leeeet's battle!
(Battle tr-)
Ash: No! I don't wanna battle; I just wanna buy a Pokéflute.
Hipster: Well if you want a Pokéflute, you gonna have to battle me first.
Ash: Yeah! Okay! Whatever!
Hipster: Leeeet's battle!
(Battle transition)
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER wants to battle!
"Let's hope that he has more than a fish." Yang said.
Ash: Alright Pikachu, I choose you! (Sends out Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Hipster: Hah! You're done for this time; since our last battle, I got my Pokémon up to level 100.
"So he has Gyarados?" Ruby said.
Hipster: Prepare to lose! Go Metapod! (Sends out Metapod)
"What?!"
"Is that a cocoon?" Pyrrha said.
"And it's a level 100! Why isn't it evolved?!"
Ash: The hell is that?
Pokédex: Metrosexual Hipster. Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand up from the rest of the male crowd but always ends up looking like a complete tool.
"So true..." Weiss said.
"Why does it have information of him?" Blake said.
Ash: No, the Pokémon!
Pokédex: My bad. Metapod, completely useless Pokémon.
"Unless it was a Caterpie before. If it was, it has attacks." Nova said.
"If it wasn't?" Ren said.
"It can only raise it's defense."
Hipster: Useless?! My Metapod is level 100 and he's so badass that I stopped him from evolving into a girly little butterfly. You don't even stand a chance.
"But... Butterfree is cute..." Ruby said.
Ash: We'll see about that! Pikachu, use Slam!
Pikachu: Pi-kaa! (Grabs Metapod and throws it down.)
PIKACHU used SLAM!
It's not very effective.
Hipster: All right Metapod! It's time to destroy him. Use Harden!
METAPOD's DEFENSE sharply rose!
"Okay, it's defense is broken." Yang said.
Ash: Uh... Alright Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: Pi-ka-(yells)CHUUUUUUU!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
It's not very effective.
Hipster: My Metapod is gonna get so hard in this battle. (Licks his mouth and makes tongue noises)
Some of them laughed.
Ash: Ew.
Hipster: (Chooses Harden) Metapod Harden!
Ash: Use Thundershock!
Hipster: Harden!
Ash: Use scratch!
Hipster: Let's hit it with a harden!
Ash: Hit him with a slam!
Hipster: Penetrate his defenses with your harden!
Ash: Use scratch.
Hipster: Harden! Harden! How about a harden?
"This battle is taking forever..."
3 hours later
Ash: (tired) Just one more hit and your stupid Metapod is dead!
Hipster: Metapod, use Max Potion!
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER used MAX POTION!
(Metapod's health fully restored quickly)
Everyone groaned.
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Ruby said.
"Ruby!"
"I'm sixteen!"
"I thought you were fifteen." Nova said.
"My birthday was on October. I'm sixteen."
Ash: GGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Some of them laughed.
Ash: Alright Pikachu, come back! (Brings Pikachu back) Now go Charizard! (Sends out Charizard) Alright, attack his Metapod with- Wait, why can't I just use my Pokémon to attack you?
"Nice question." Nora said.
Hipster: Me? Uh... because it's uh... against the rules?
Ash: Alright Charizard, use flamethrower on Metrose...
Hipster: Okay, okay, fine! Here's your stupid Pokéflute. (Hands Ash Ocarina.)
You got the Ocarina!
"But that's from Zelda." Jaune said.
Ash: Wait, this isn't a Pokéflute.
Hipster: Look man, if you really wanted a Poléflute, you could've just bought one from the guy over there. (Points at the Old Man in a Pokéflute stand.)
"So the whole time he was selling them?!" Weiss said.
"I hate old people." Yang said.
(Ash sighs, Hipster crosses his arms, then pulls up his middle finger at him.)
Ash: Here! (Slams down a five Pokedollar bill.) Now give me a damn Pokeflute!
Old Man: Of course, but first you'll have to battle me... and my six Metapods.
Ash: MOTHERFU-
They all laughed.
"At least he has a fire type." Ruby said.
"Next one." Nova said.
PART 4
(Smosh intro)
Ash: (thinking) Now that I got a Pokéflute, I can finally wake up that Snorlax and get him to... (Ash saw a Jigglypuff and was surprised) Aw, sweet! A new Pokémon! (Jigglypuff spotted Ash) You're mine! (As Ash was about to throw the Pokéball, Jigglypuff put Ash to sleep using sing while saying its name and drew on Ash's face while he's asleep)
"Does that happen in the game?" Weiss said.
"No." Ruby said.
151 seconds later
(Ash wakes up with the drawing on him and the old man passed by)
"Classic." Yang said.
Ash: Hey! What the hell just happened?
Old man: Oh, that Jigglypuff put you to sleep with his song.
Ash: How did that crappy song put me to sleep?
Old man: You think just because I'm old, I know everything?! Wipe that crap off your face, you freaking jackass! God, none of these kids know anything about the rules of taking your shoes off before you pass out.
Ash: (looks at the Pokémirror and sees the drawing which he sees the marker, wipes it off, and gets angry) HEY, GET BACK HERE!
"You'd think that the Jigglypuff would have run away by now." Jaune said.
(Jigglypuff starts putting Ash to sleep with the song)
Ash: (feels dizzy) Oh, crap! (falls asleep)
(Ash wakes up)
Ash: Son of a bitch!
"He didn't draw anything this time?" Yang said.
(Metrosexual Hipster appeared)
Hipster: Hey, you little jerk, I want a rematch!
Ash: (has a dick drawn on his face) Not now!
They all laughed.
(Hipster sees the drawing and laughs)
Ash: What?
Hipster: Nothing! (Still laughs) Oh man, my friends from Palitown will love this! (Still laughs and leaves)
(Ash sees Jigglypuff behind a bush)
Ash: (sees a piece of granite and starts to throw it) Take this! (Throws it at Jigglypuff and gets it dizzy)
"Smart move." Weiss said.
Ash: All right Jigglypuff, you're mine!
(Ash encounters Jigglypuff)
Wild JIGGLYPUFF appeared!
Ash: Go get him Pikachu! (Sends out Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: Okay Pikachu use Thunderb-
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF used SING.
(Jigglypuff uses Sing and puts Ash and Pikachu to sleep. Ash wakes up noticing he is sleeping with Pikachu)
They all laughed again.
(Hipster comes by taking pictures of Ash and laughing)
Ash: No! It's not what it looks like!
Hipster: Right! (Laugh then walks away) Oh man, this is totally going on my Tumblr!
"Tumblr?" Ruby said.
Ash: Pikachu, wake up!
PIKACHU is fast asleep.
"Wake up, bitch!" Yang said.
"It's still there?" Blake said.
Ash: (thinks for a moment) All right myself, use Kick!
ASH used KICK!
(Ash kicks Pikachu which woke him up)
They laughed a little.
Pikachu: Pika!
PIKACHU woke up!
Ash: All right Pikachu, hit it with a Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: (Flips Ash off) Pi! Pikachu! (Shoots a spark of lightning and hits Jigglypuff to the red zone)
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
(Ash chooses a Pokéball)
Ash: All right, Jigglypuff, I've got you now! (Throws a Pokéball at Jigglypuff. The suspense is killing him. But it failed.) No! (Tries to hold the ball) Stupid Jigglypuff! (Struggles) Stay in the ball! (Grabs some duck tape and laughs while taping the ball) Gotcha, you little pink bitch! (Caught Jigglypuff) All right!
Booyah! JIGGLYPUFF was caught!
They couldn't stop laughing.
"He finally caught it!" Ruby said?
(Old man passes by)
Old man: Nice job, dick face.
(Ash pulls out his Pokémirror and sees the drawing)
Ash: AW SH*T!
"Okay, next one!" Nova said.
PART 5
(Smosh intro)
Ash: (speaks in his thoughts) Man, I can't wait to catch all the Pokémon in this region. (speaks out) Ooh! (goes near a bush and sees a mysterious item) Sweet, a new item! I wonder what's inside! (reaches for the item)
Old Man: (stops Ash and walks over to him) Hey hey hey, you can't do that! First you have to get the cut techinque, then you have to teach it to a Pokémon, and then have that Pokémon cut the bush for you, and then you can get the item.
"He can walk around and get it." Weiss said.
Ash: Or I can just push the bush to the side...
Old Man: NO NO NO NO NO NO! You can't do that!
Ash: Why?
Old Man: Because you-You just can't, okay?
Ash: Fine! (moves to a different area)
Old Man: (walks away from Ash) Freaking kid doesn't know anything about cutting their bushes.
"I thought he was 12." Jaune said.
"I don't get it. What does age have to do with cutting bush- he doesn't talk about actual bushes, right?" Ruby said.
"No." Yang said.
(Ash walks up near Metrosexual Hipster)
Hipster: (he walks back and forward) I hear you're looking for the cut technique; I've got one... but you're gonna have to battle me!
Ash: Why are you walking like that?
Hipster: (walks towards Ash) It helps my chances of battle people, duh! (turns around and walks away from Ash)
"But people can walk past him when he has his back turned." Ren said.
Ash: Uh... well I guess I need the cut technique. So, let's battle?
Hipster: (walks towards Ash) Cool! Just walk in front of me!
Ash: Okay. (follows Metrosexual Hipster)
Hipster: Just walk in front of me. (turns around and walks the opposite direction) Just walk in front of me. (turns around)
Ash: (follows Metrosexual Hipster and exhales) Dude, stop!
Hipster: Just walk in front of me.
They laughed a little.
Ash: (follows Metrosexual Hipster) STOP!
Hipster: Just walk in front of me.
Ash: Well can you stop walking like that?
Hipster: Just walk in front of me.
Different old man: (saw what Ash and Metrosexual Hipster were doing) Freaking bath salts!
"What kind of insult is bath salts?" Yang said.
"I... don't know. He called them either drugged or gay. Probably drugged." Nova said.
Hipster: Just just, just walk in front of-Just walk in front... (!)
Ash: (walks in front of Metrosexual Hipster) Ha, gotcha bitch!
Hipster: I have a very scarf, it keeps me warm in the winter. Leeeet's battle!
"What does that have to do with anything?" Blake said.
"Trainers say random stuff." Ruby said,
(Battle tr-)
Ash: Wait wait wait, why-why would you say that?
Hipster: Say what?
Ash: You s-Nothing, let's just battle.
Hipster: I like bicycles, it feels good when I run over bumps. Leeeet's battle!
(Battle transition)
Ash: God, I hate this place.
They laughed a little.
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER wants to fight!
Hipster: Go (throws his Pokéball) Belieber4Evr! (Sends out a Chespin)
METROSEXUAL HIPSTER sent out Belieber4Evr!
Belieber4Evr: Chespin.
"Belieber4Evr? When was this video uploaded?" Yang said.
"2014." Nova said.
"Makes sense." Nora said.
"I thought they were using only Gen 1 Pokémon but he sent a Chespin." Ruby said.
Ash: Belieber4Evr?
Hipster: Shut up! I got him from Wonder Trading and I can't change his name! Besides, Bieber's not even that bad. He's even got a six pack.
Ash: Yeah, whatever. Alright Charizard, I choose you! (Sends out Charizard)
Hipster: I learned from my past mistakes that I made sure that my Pokémon has four attacks. You don't even stand a chance bitch! Ooh, that one looks good. Belieber4Evr, use Tail Whip.
"Wait, none of these are attacks."
(Chespin uses tail whip on Charizard)
Hipster: Yeaaaaaaaah.
They laughed a little.
CHARIZARD's defense fell!
"How?" Weiss said.
Ash: Uh... Charizard, use Rock Smash.
(Charizard uses Rock Smash on Belieber4Evr)
Belieber4Evr: Ow. (its HP is lowered)
CHARIZARD used ROCK SMASH!
Hipster: Alright Belieber4Evr, annihilate his face with a Swagger.
"What kind of move is swagger?"
Ash: Swagger? That's-that's, that's a move?
Hipster: Duh duh duh.
(Belieber4Evr dances to rap)
Hipster: (dances to the music) That pony ride conga.
"That Pokémon has some moves!" Nora said.
CHARIZARD's attack sharply rose!
CHARIZARD became confused!
"How is it going to defeat it, if it doesn't have any attacks?" Pyrrha said.
"It confused it. Now there's a chance it will hit itself." Ruby said.
"That doesn't make sense." Weiss said.
Ash: Crap, uh, Charizard, use Flamethrower!
CHARIZARD hurt itself in its confusion!
"Almost half its health down!" Jaune said.
Ash: What! Why would you punch yourself in the face 'cause you're confused? That, that doesn't even make sense! And can you stop playing this damn song while we're battling?
(The pianist stops playing and presses a keyboard)
key #1: No.
(the pianist keeps on playing the music)
They laughed a little.
Hipster: Okey-dokey! Let's blast 'em with a Curse attack.
Belieber4Evr: **** bush ***** with **** no **** mish ****** with ***** that cook ************** mo wish.
They laughed like crazy.
Hipster: What the hell is a b*******?
They laughed even louder. It took them some time to calm down.
Belieber4Evr's attack and defense rose!
Belieber4Evr's speed fell.
Ash: Alright Charizard, use Flamethrower again, but this time don't punch yourself like an idiot!
(Charizard tries to hold in his punch, but it still hurts itself in its confusion)
CHARIZARD hurt itself in its confusion!
"It's in the red zone!" Ruby said.
"Do you think he'll win?" Pyrrha said.
Hipster: This is finally my chance to beat one of his Pokémon! Belieber4Evr... (Ash is worried) uuuuuuuse... Tickle!
"Huh?" Ruby said.
(Belieber4Evr goes up to Charizard and uses Tickle on it)
"Freaking idiot." Weiss said.
It's not very effective.
CHARIZARD is no longer confused.
Ash: Alright Charizard, finish him off with a Scratch!
(Charizard comes up to Belieber4Evr and scratches it with his finger; Belieber4Evr wails)
Enemy Belieber4Evr has fainted!
They laughed a little.
"He scarred him for life." Nora said.
Ash: (raise his fists) YEAH!
Hipster: (begs on his knees) No! But my Pokémon had so many attacks!
"He was very close." Ren said.
(Ash celebrates his victory)
Hipster: Alright fine! Here's your stupid Cut technique!
Ash: (takes the HM disc) Thank you very much.
(the pianist plays a tune)
Ash: Is that really necessary?
(the pianist hits a keyboard)
key #2: Sorry.
(Ash leaves and Hipster flipps him off)
Ash: Alright, now I just need to teach Cut to one of my Pokémon.
CHARIZARD cannot learn HM01 CUT.
Ash: No.
PIKACHU cannot learn HM01 CUT.
Ash: No, no no, no no. No no.
JIGGLYPUFF cannot learn HM01 CUT.
"None of them can learn it?!" Ruby said.
"Man, so much for nothing." Yang said.
Ash: What the?! (throws the disc away) Screw this! (cuts the bush by himself and grabs the mysterious item) Alright, it better be a good item in here or I'm gonna punch a stupid old man in the face! (finds the mystery item is another Cut HM and gets outraged)
They all laughed.
"Oh, the irony!" Nora said.
Old Man: (pets a Magikarp) Aw, it's okay that no one loves you and you're completely useless.
Magikarp: Karp.
Ash: (runs towards the Old Man and swings the bush at him) Cut that bitch!
(the pianist presses a keyboard repeatedly)
key #3: He-He-He-Headshot!
(Ash gets confused and the pianist presses another keyboard)
key #4: CALL 911 NOW!
"No, it's not fun anymore." Yang said.
(Ash leaves and the pianist presses another keyboard repeatedly)
key #5: I don't-I don't have any-I don't have any friends.
"That was the last part, right?" Jaune said.
"Yeah, but there is another one that is also good." Nova said.
THE POKÉMON MASTER!
(Smosh intro)
(Anthony walks in the room when he realizes Ian is "Snailing" on the table.)
"Is he snailing?" Nora said.
Anthony: What the hell are you doing?
Ian: I'm Snailing. You know, it's when you make youself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore then that stupid planking crap.
Anthony: Okaaay... Dude, check out what I got today. A Gameboy Color and Pokémon Blue.
Ian: But you already play the Red version, what's the diffenence?
"It's blue." Ruby said.
Anthony: Uhh, this one's blue.
Ian: And how are you going to play it differently this time?
Anthony: I'm gonna catch them all!
(screen cuts to a narrator with Ian and Anthony in the background playing the new game.)
Narrator: And from that point on, Anthony made it his life goal to catch all one-hundred and fifty-one Pokémon. He was going to stop at nothing to catch em all, and when he did-
Ian: Hey! Who the hell are you?!
Narrator: Sh*t!
(The narrator grabs his radio and runs out of the room.)
They laughed a little.
Ian: Do you know that guy?
Anthony: What?
Ian: I said do you know that-
Anthony: Shhh! I'm trying to catch Jigglypuff.
(Screen cuts to Ian and Anthony walking on the sidewalk while Anthony is still playing the game.)
Ian: Oh! So my Mom wanted to know what you wanted for Christmas.
Anthony: Mmhmm...
Ian: It's weird though, I mean, she doesn't even give me Christmas presents anymore.
"That says a lot." Weiss said.
Anthony: Yeah.
Ian: Hey your going in the road... (A car was approaching) Dude, car!
(The guy in the car, which was the narrator from before, was shaving.)
Ian: Shiiiiiiiiiii-
Narrator: iiiiiiiiiiiii-
Ian: iiiiiiiiiii-
Narrator: iiiiiiiiiiiii-
Ian: iiiiiiiiiii-
Narrator: iiiiiiiiiiiii-
Ian: iiiiiiiiiii-
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Ian: iiiiiiiiiii-
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(The narrator turns and misses Anthony)
Narrator: Whew.
"That was close." Jaune said.
(Man in the car heads the car towards Ian)
Ian & narrator: Aaaahhhhhhhhh!- (Car hits Ian.)
They all laughed.
"The universe hates Ian." Yang said.
(Screen cuts to Anthony visiting Ian in the hospital.)
Anthony: Hey, man. How ya' holding up?
Ian: Oh. Hey, man, thanks for coming. You know, you showing up really says a lot of about how good of a friend you are. You dropped everything in your life to make sure I was okay, and that... that really means alot-
Anthony: YEEEESSS! Oh my God, dude, I just caught all 151 Pokémon! Oh man, I'm Gonna Get ALL thm to level 100 now!
"Nice job!"
"What a good friend." Nora said.
Doctor (Narrator): Time to change you bed pan.
"Why is that guy everywhere?" Yang said.
"*gasp* Maybe he's a spy!"
"Or just a running gag." Ren said.
Anthony: This is amazing! I'm gonna go twat this!
Ian: Tweet this.
Anthony: Toot?
Ian: Tweet!
Anthony: Teet.
Ian: TWEET!
Anthony: Thats what I said. Alright, see ya' later, man!
(The narrator turns away to speak into a wrist communicator.)
Narrator: The eagle has landed in the henhouse.
"I KNEW IT!" Nora said. She then pulls out her scroll and starts typing. "Times when I was right: 10. Times when I was wrong: 100."
"That's not a very good ratio." Blake said.
(Screen cuts to an unknown island in the Pacific Ocean.)
Narrator: He's done it, sir! He captured all one-hundred and fify-one Pokémon.
Boss: He's the one. I want him brought to me... alive.
Boss' Assistant: Shall I take care of it, sir?
Boss: No. I've hired the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boss' Assistant: Boba Fett?
"There are better." Jaune said.
Boss: NO you goddamn idiot! That's a fictional character! I hired... Spider-Man.
"And Spider-Man is not fictional?" Weiss said.
(Screen cuts to "Spider-Man" laying in a yard with trash surronding him.)
(Spider-Man's phone rings)
"After Mary Jane dumped him, his life is not the same." Nova said.
Spider-Man: Oh... uh... Spider-Man here... Yeah, I'll take care of them.
(Several clips of Spider-Man are shown of him trying to get up. He eventually gets up.)
"Wow. It only took him... an hour to get up." Blake said.
(Screen cuts to Spider-Man in his "Spider Mobile" where he gets out to coprehend Anthony.)
"This is stupid." Weiss said.
Spider-Man: Stop right there, citizen! I'm kidnaping you and there's nothing you can do about it! (Anthony ignores him and keeps walking. Spider-Man pulls out a can of silly string.) Uhh... Go web! (Anthony ignores the silly string on him and keeps walking.)
"How can someone be so focused at a video game?" Pyrrha said.
"He's better than me, I'll admit that." Yang said.
Spider-Man: (grunts in frustration) Hmm...
(Screen cuts to Spider-Man guiding Anthony into the back of the Spider Mobile.)
(Spider-Man gets in Spider Mobile and drives away.)
Spider-Man: Heh, I'm the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.
(Screen cuts to the same unknown island, although, this time in the Baltic Sea.)
Spider-Man: Got him boss!
Boss: So, I see you're quite the Pokémon master.
Anthony: What do you want from me?
Boss: You have a certain set of skills that I require in one way or another, Anthony. (stabs his knife on his desk) Your gonna help me?
Anthony: I'LL NEVER HELP YOU!
Boss: If you don't, (pulls out gun) I'll kill Ian.
Ian: What?
"Why is he there?" Weiss said.
Anthony: I don't care about him.
"Bruh." Yang said.
Ian: Well, thanks a lot, assho- (Boss shoots Ian)
Boss: Fine. I'll shot this really hot chick.
"Yeah, now he'll help."
Anthony: So?
(Boss shoots really hot chick.)
"Really?"
"Respect. He doesn't get swerved by thots." Nora said.
TWO HOURS LATER (Gunshots heard.)
Boss: Okay, fine - I will shoot a puppy, two babies, three nuns, a really nice pair of running shorts and a polar bear.
"Not a puppy!" Ruby said.
Anthony: Whatever.
Boss: (he sees Anthony's GameBoy) ...and your GameBoy.
Anthony: NO! NO! NO! What do you want me to do!? I'll do anything!
"That's a low blow!" Yang said.
Boss: Well, the thing is... I can't catch Mewtwo.
"Wait... All that... just to get help with a video game?" Weiss said.
"He could've go watch a walkthrough."
Anthony: Wait, so you spent all this money to track me down, capture me, and take me to this secret fortress on the middle of some random island, just so you can ask me tips on how to catch Pokémon?!
Boss: Well, yeah.
Anthony: Why didn't you just watch a walkthough on YouTube?
Boss: YouTube? I though that was just a place for skateborading dog videos.
Anthony: (scoffs) Well you just use a Master Ball to catch Mewtwo.
Boss: The what?
Anthony: The Master Ball. You know, the Poké Ball you only get once in the entire game.
Boss: Oh yeah, the Master Ball! AWW! I caught my cute little Pidgey with that! Pidge pidge, pidge pidge!
"Such a waste!" Ruby said.
Anthony: (grabs him by the collar) UUUGGGHHH! WHY WOULD YOU USE A MASTER BALL TO CATCH A LEVEL FIVE POKEMON!? YOU F**KING IDIOT!
They all laughed.
(Rips off mask to reveal that the Boss was Ian's Mom.)
Anthony: Ian's Mom?
"It was Ian's mom all along?" Jaune said.
"Now that's something I didn't expect." Nora said.
"Wait, he killed her own son!" Pyrrha said.
Ian's Mom: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Anthony: But that means you just killed your son.
(Flashback that shows Ian's Mom in the Boss outfit shooting Ian.)
Ian's Mom: Eh, I'm over it. Do you wanna go snailing?
Anthony: YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: AAAAAA-
Ian's Mom: AAAAAA-
Anthony: (silence)
Ian's Mom: (silence)
Anthony: AAAAAA-
(Screen cuts to Anthony and Ian's Mom snailing.)
Ian's Mom: This is so much fun!
Anthony: I know!
"And nothing of value was lost." Yang said.
"They lost Ian." Ren said.
"Nothing of value."
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