Dragon Ball Z: Alternate Love
Chapter 52: Cyborg Love
And so, as our heroes continue training for the Cell games, we take a break from all of that to enjoy some time with two characters.
We see a fancy restaurant, and waiting outside of it was Krillin, in a nice white suit.
He was currently waiting for his date.
As he stared at his watch for a moment, he heard, "ahem?"
Krillin turned, and felt his heart skip a beat.
Standing there was Lazuli in a stunning black dress and jacket.
Lazuli, "well, how do I look?"
Krillin, "... amazing."
Lazuli felt herself blush at the compliment.
And so the two of them made their way inside.
The man at the front desk asked, "do you have a reservation?"
Krillin, "um, yeah. Table for Krillin?"
The man looked at his book, "ah, yes, you've had this reservation for awhile. Follow me."
Soon, Krillin and Lazuli were sitting at their table together.
Lazuli, "so, when was the last time you went on a date?"
Krillin, "eh, I can't even remember. Girls don't usually go for the short guy with a bald head."
Lazuli, "then most women are stuck up bitches."
The two chuckled at one another.
Krillin, "so, when was the last time you've been on a date, y'know, before Gero found you?"
Lazuli, "ugh, like about a week. And the guy was a grade A asshole. The whole date, he kept trying to get into my pants. Hell, he asked me if the carpets match the drapes."
Krillin, "ew. If I have ever asked that question, it's always done as a joke."
Lazuli snickered, "I'm guessing someone asked you that?"
Krillin, "sadly yes."
Silence reigned for a moment.
Lazuli, "do they?"
Krillin, "uh, yeah."
Lazuli couldn't help but snicker.
So did Krillin.
Lazuli, "heh, I'm guess those stuck up bitches hated that too?"
Krillin, "eh, you take the good with the bad. I'm just glad I could take you here. I've had this reservation for quite awhile."
Lazuli, "the place does seem pretty fancy. Did it have four dollar signs on yelp?"
Krillin, "actually, yeah. And I budgeted. Two drinks, two entrees, an appetizer and/or dessert."
Lazuli, "don't sweat it man, I'm mad liquid."
Krillin, "seriously?"
Lazuli, "heh, no, I only had like sixteen hundred zeni on me, and a Spencers gift card."
Krillin, "oh my Dende."
Lazuli, "oh shit, was that over-sharing?"
Krillin, "no, I'm just…. Sorry that happened to you."
Lazuli, "hey, if it didn't, I wouldn't have met you…. Also, I wouldn't be able to bench press a literal building. So, the good with the bad."
Krillin and Lazuli smiled at one another as their waiter arrived and said, "good evening, I'm Samuel, and I will be your waiter for the evening. Here is the drink menu, and we'll start you off with water. Sparkling or regular?"
Lazuli, "I'll take sparkling."
Krillin, "ooh, sparkling. I'll take-"
Samuel, "excellent choice. I'll fetch those for you. As for appetizers, I'd suggest the clams. They go down smooth."
Samuel walks away, giving Lazuli a flirty look.
Krillin, "eh, was never into clams myself."
Lazuli, "never pegged you for a shellfish guy."
Krillin, "... was that a pun?"
Krillin, "well, you do seem like a shrimp."
Krillin, "oh my Dende!"
Lazuli, "sorry, it was right there."
Krillin, "honestly, I was not expecting this sense of humor."
Lazuli, "why because I'm half robot?"
Krillin, "no, because you're a skinny blonde!"
Lazuli, "oh, damn!"
Krillin, "yeah, that and being half a terminator may have played a part."
Lazuli, "well, when we get back to your place, how about I make you my, Sarah Conner?"
Krillin blushed, "that is, uh, oddly arousing."
Lazuli, "I thought of saying John Conner, but…."
Krillin, "yeah, a little weird."
Lazuli, "heh."
Krillin, "what?"
Lazuli, "I can't remember the last time I've been with a guy like you?"
Krillin, "you mean short?"
Lazuli, "no, sweet. Most guys just want a night in the sheets with me."
Krillin, "well, I'm not most guys. You deserve more than that."
Krillin and Lazuli five one another kind smiles.
Samuel came back, "hello again. Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"
Krillin, "oh, um actually, I wanted to ask about the desserts. Because…."
As Krillin continued, Samuel turned to Lazuli and said, "you know, we have a special tonight. Tornado rasini on dried fruit briosh, served with a delicious wine sauce", he passed a card to her, "and my number."
Lazuli narrows her eyes.
Krillin, "we already have a white chocolate, and it's called vanilla."
Krillin saw the look Lazuli was giving Samuel.
Krillin, "um…."
Lazuli, "just a sec sweetie. So, you're serious?"
Samuel, "dead serious. I get off at ten. And I can get you off at ten thirty."
Krillin, "wait just a-!"
Lazuli, "I've got this."
Lazuli stood up to her feet.
Lazuli, "okay Sammy. Three things, first off; you wouldn't last 'til ten 'o five. Second; you wouldn't live past ten 'o six. Third; we're still waiting on our waters. So, if you value your job and or life, you'll take this knife, cut the bullshit, and get us our Dende damned Pellegrino."
Krillin, "holy-"
Samuel, "sheesh, alright. You don't have to be a bitch about it."
As he tried to walk away, Krillin went, "excuse you? I'm gonna give you five seconds to apologize to her."
Samuel, "or what midget? You head-butt me in my ju-"
Krillin smashed the table, "apologize."
Samuel, "gah! Alright, I'm sorry!"
Krillin and Lazuli got up and walked past the jerkwad.
The two of them were able to get their money back from how Samuel treated them.
We see the two of them outside of the place.
Krillin, "sorry about all of that."
Lazuli, "it's alright. I've been on way worse dates."
Krillin, "same here. Si, you wanna go to a burger place? Cheap, friendly?"
Lazuli, "Dende on a sesame bun, I could go full on termanatrix on a double cheeseburger right now."
Krillin, "thank Dende we got that refund."
Lazuli, "relax, it's my treat."
….
We later see Krillin and Lazuli both eating cheeseburgers.
Krillin swallows a bit and asks, "do you even need to eat?"
Lazuli, "well, technically no, but would you call a life without cheeseburgers worth living?"
Krillin, "unless you're vegan or vegetarian, no Lazuli, I would not."
The two smile at one another as they finish their meal in a comfortable silence.
Once they did, Krillin asked, "you wanna head back to Kame House?"
Lazuli, "sounds good."
And thus, after paying for their meal, they were off!
….
Luckily, Roshi and Oolong were out on the town and Turtle was off swimming, so Kame House was empty that night.
Krillin opened the door, letting Lazuli inside first.
Krillin, "can I get you a drink?"
Lazuli, "just some water. That burger filled me up enough."
Krillin, "alright."
Krillin went into the kitchen as Lazuli sat on the couch.
Soon Krillin came in and handed Lazuli her water.
The two sat next to one another in silence for a few moments.
Lazuli eventually said, "thanks for such an amazing night."
Krillin, "you got hit on by a jerkwad and we went to a burger joint. Not quite what I would call romantic."
Lazuli, "even so, spending time with you has been really nice."
As the two smiled at one another, Krillin asked, "do you think I could…. Kiss you?"
Lazuli simply lowered her head and captured Krillin's lips with hers.
Krillin was surprised at first, but quickly melted into the kiss.
Warning!
Warning!
Lemon starts here!
The kiss becomes more heated as Krillin ends up on top of Lazuli, their tongues exploring one another's mouths as if they were the most delectable things imaginable.
Soon the kiss ended, both of them catching their breath.
Lazuli, "bedroom. Now."
Krillin smiles as he and Lazuli get off of the couch. She follows the shorter man towards his room, and as soon as the door is open, Lazuli actually lifts Krillin up and begins kissing him once more.
They both crash to the bed, breaking the kiss as Krillin says, "never thought being picked up like that could be so arousing."
Lazuli, "I know something else that'll turn you on more."
Krillin nodded as he and Lazuli both got off of the bed, slowly stripping in front of one another.
Lazuli slowly,l slipped her dress down, showing off her black lace lingerie.
Krillin manages to get out of his suit at a similar pace, showing off his muscles until he was only in a pair of boxers.
Lazuli, "ooh, mama likes."
Krillin, "I could say the same about you."
Lazuli, "well aren't you smooth?"
Krillin, "I try. So, uh, what now?"
Lazuli, "I guess we drop the underwear next."
Lazuli reached behind her and unclipped her bra, letting loose her large, soft breasts.
Krillin almost wept upon seeing such a sight.
And the same applied when she slowly pulled panties down, revealing her soft, pink pussy, with a small bush of blonde hair sitting eight above it.
Lazuli, "I hope you don't mind a little hair."
Krillin, "I like the natural look."
Lazuli, "now, how about you drop those boxers?"
Krillin, "oh, okay. But, heads up, I'm a grower."
As Krillin let his boxers drip to the floor, Lazuli got a good look at the large, throbbing member!
It was the biggest she had seen!
Lazuli, "oh. My. Dende."
Krillin, "what?"
Lazuli, "get on the bed."
Krillin, "yes ma'am!"
Krillin quickly made his way onto the bed as Lazuli made her way towards him, climbing right on top of him.
Krillin was just the right size to reach her breasts.
Lazuli, "screw foreplay. The moment I saw that thing, I got as wet as a waterfall!"
Krillin, "no condom?"
Lazuli, "Hell no! I need you right now Krillin."
Lazuli lines herself up with Krillin's throbbing member, and slid down in one swift movement!
Lazuli screamed in slight pain, but mostly pleasure.
Krillin, "oh Dende! That is tight!"
Lazuli, "I'm a cyborg baby. I'm as right as they get. Either that, or you're just huge."
Krillin, "ngh, I think it's both!"
Lazuli leaned down, nearly smothering Krillin with her tits as he thrusted up into her, their arms and legs intertwining like two puzzle pieces.
To Krillin, Lazuli felt like pure hot liquid silk, wrapped around his cock like a glove, constantly massaging his member, almost vibrating as Lazuli felt so sensitive with Krillin's dick inside of her.
Lazuli, "oh Dende, Krillin! Don't stop! Don't stop!"
Krillin, "I ain't stopping any time soon!
And thus, the two continue their love-making, not content to stop any time soon.
All throughout the night, they tried countless positions. Turns out, Lazuli was able to download every single position in the kamesutra into her memory, leading to an amazing night between the two of them.
They did it all.
Handjobs.
Blowjobs.
Missionary.
Titjobs.
Doggystyle.
Cowgirl.
Reverse cowgirl.
Amazon.
Anal.
Footjobs.
Anything in your wildest imaginations, they did it!
Well into the night, we hear Lazuli yell, "I'm gonna cum!"
Krillin, "me to! Oh Dende! Where do you want it?!"
Lazuli, "in me! In me! In me!"
And thus, Krillin came inside of her once again, the both of them moaning in pure ecstasy, and it wasn't the last time they would that night….
Warning!
Warning!
Lemon ends here!
….
We see the aftermath….
The next morning.
Both of them are breathing heavily, naked with the covers over their legs.
Lazuli, "oh, wow."
Krillin, "that. Was. The. Best. Sex. I've. Ever. Had."
Lazuli, "same here. I don't think I can go back to any other man."
Krillin, "me neither. So, where does that leave us?"
Lazuli, "well…. If we survive this whole thing, you wanna go out more?"
Krillin, "I'd love to."
Lazuli, "I don't know about you, but I just wanna rest the rest of the day."
Krillin, "I'm with you on that."
And with that, the two of them snuggled together, eager to rest for awhile….
….
During all of this, we see Cell standing in his arena.
And as he stood there, as still as a statue, we see him looking down at his palm.
In it were several seeds, each a different color.
Cell, "soon. The Cell games begin…."
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Reviews:
mmat (Guest): yes, Goku still learns the Fusion technique to save the day. And he's going to live past the Cell saga, and won't be leaving his family to train anyone after the Buy saga.
Amanny: glad you liked the chapter, and like my idea on how to do the Buu saga.
thewittywhy: I'm glad you liked that change. Also, that dialog is perfect.
Mystery889: sorry if I got the math wrong. I kinda have trouble with that regarding my stories. Also, I wanted to do something different with the battle against the Saiyans. Hence Yamcha lives, and Bora dies. I really liked Yamcha in the original Dragon Ball, so I've been making him more involved with the story. I just went with it. And yeah, TFS has the best material to work with.
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Just a nice chapter with a lemon to take a break from all of the training.
I used the TFS short as the basis for this chapter.
Since the short was so good, you could actually see it as canon.
What do you think the seeds are for? Sorry if it took so long. I've been busy trying to complete my newest stories, but I'll eventually get back to this and my Ben 10 story more regularly.
Also, after the Cell saga, the movie I do will each have a slight time skip over seven years, leasing to my version if the Buu saga.
Again, I haven't been able to watch the Buu saga in their entirety, so it'll have quite a few differences to the original, such as; I don't have the heart to kill off so many of the characters, and the fight with Buu will be the deciding factor for it they'll destroy Earth or not.
