A couple of days ago, I got this message from a user named Lisa Ware-Krantz. This is what she had to say:

YOUR STORIES ARE PIGSHIT! GO KILL YOURSELF!

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Now, it's unwise to put up your address/phone number on the internet, which is why we're moving back to Chris Chan for this one.


"No, no, no, no!"

"What's wrong?" Swirls asked.

"CWCville. It had to be CWCville..." Peter said, standing up. "I wonder if Christian Weston Chandler is the Idea Guy."

"Um, you know this place?" Eevee said.

"Duh! I nearly got killed here! Plus, the mayor sucks at being the mayor."

The group continued into CWCville. Instead of Sonic characters, Pokemon, or ponies, there were Nazis, forced labor, rape, and death camps.

"This isn't CWCville... It's Germany WWII." Peter said to himself.

"Halt!"

Everyone stopped. Two Nazi soldiers came to examine them.

"They're not Jews." One of them said.

"Carry on." The other added.

"Who are these guys?" Clementine said.

"Hey! What's Peter doing?" Lazuli said.

Peter ran to cover behind some boxes. Everyone soon followed him.

"We have to not draw any attention if we want to get to Chris."

The group avoided the Nazis as they headed to the CWCville mall. Now abandoned and looted, the group continued their way up to the mayoral office.

"Ok, we're here," Peter said.

As he opened the door, Chris was there, as usual, meditating. Two other males, 10 years younger than Chris, were also there.

"That's them. The Idea Guys."

"Chris is an Idea Guy?" Peter asked.

"No, those two." Eevee said, pointing to the two other males in the room.

"Oh, you must be new here." One of them said.

"Wise, they're penguins. And there are two Pokemon along with them."

"Hey! Are you the Idea Guy?" Peter asked.

"It talked!" Wise gasped. "Boyd, he talked!"

"Yeah, I can talk! Because I'm a human being turned into a Pokemon!"

"So you turned into a Pokemon?"

"No, I was cursed. I heard that you, the Idea Guy, can fix this."

"Only Chris-Chan can fix this. He has magical powers you know." Boyd said.

Chris, while meditating, floated over to Peter.

"As goddess of Hyperdimension Neptunia, I remove you from this curse."

Chris held his arms out and waved them over Peter. Peter turned back into his normal self.

"Wow, that was quick." Eevee said.

"Wait a minute..." Chris said, looking at Peter closely.

"Run!" Peter shouted.

"Get them!" Chris shouted.

The group made their escape the way they came. Nazi soldiers attempted to stop them.

"Ah! Someone! Help me!" Clem yelled as she was grabbed.

CRASH! A truck rammed a hole into the now-empty mall. Two guerilla fighters shot with their assault rifles at the Nazis.

"Come on! Get in the truck!" One of them shouted.

Without question, everyone got in the truck. Boyd, Wise, and Chris arrived to grab hold of Clem and hold her at gunpoint.

"You're not killing a child, aren't you?" Peter said.

Clem bit down on Chris's hand. The guerilla fighters killed Stephen and Boyd and escaped with Clem.


The Nazi soldiers gave chase.

"Who are you?" Peter asked.

"We're the Guard Dogs. We have successfully stopped the Idea Guys from doing any more harm to Chris." One of the fighters said.

"Um, why? And who are the Guard Dogs?"

"We are a resistance force that will liberate CWCville from the Nazis. Now that their leaders are dead, we should see a fall in the government."

"Resistance? Nazis? What?" Swirls shouted.


The group arrived at a hidden bunker 5 miles from CWCville. Two more Guard Dogs came out with their guns aimed.

"Hey! Easy! Easy!" Lazuli said.

"Who are these?" One Guard Dog member said.

"We found them near the Idea Guys. Luckily, we killed them before they can convert them to Nazis." Another Guard Dog member said.

"But why is Chris back? Isn't he supposed to be dead?"

"My guess is that he's a clone."

"I doubt."

"Um, can anyone explain what's going on?" Kim asked. "I'm lost."

The Guard Dogs took the group to their leader.

"He is here." The leader said.

"You know me?" Peter asked.

"Peter Caldwell. The one who defeated Chris-Chan. Then you tried to change the past to alter the future. Then you were framed for creating a virus. Then you killed the My Little Ponies. Every fan hates you now."

"You mean Equestranauts?"

"Here we call them My Little Pony. Anyway, you're infamous."

"I never knew every single fan of Equestranauts hates me. I thought they should be targeting Newton."

"Newton? You know him?"

"Yeah, he's my best friend. We did everything together. But the thing is, how did you know about me?"

"Several creatures from My Little Pony escaped to here. They told everything about what happened to the others. That's why they're after you now. Also, you're on CWCville's most wanted list."

Wanted posters of Peter were plastered all over the area.

"I wonder how the Nazis didn't notice."

"I bet only Chris cares. Nazis or Idea Guys probably don't know you. Plus, Chris is bad when it comes to rewards for your capture."

"So who are you?" Peter asked.

"Null. As the leader of the Guard Dogs, we work to put the Idea Guys out since they're extorting Chris thousands of dollars."

"But you already killed them."

"Thanks to you. You were the key in their downfall."

"Um... thanks?"

"Now everybody gangsta!"

The Guard Dogs threw a party. Everyone celebrated except for Peter and his group.


Chris was shocked to see everything crash down in front of him. He went back to his office, ready to meditate on everything around him.

"A note?"

A note was left on the table by the Idea Guys.

MONEY ISSUES WEIGHING YOU DOWN?
WANT CARTOONS TO COME TO LIFE?

BELIEVE IN THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE!

THAT'S RIGHT! EVERY SINGLE CARTOON OC YOU COME UP WITH CAN BE REAL!

BECOME RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BECOME IMMORTAL!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! DIMENSIONAL MERGE NOW!

"Dimensional Merge..." Chris said with amazement.

Chris also noticed something. A cup was floating slightly over a table. As he moved his hand over it, the cup followed in that direction. Up, down, left, right the cup followed his hand pattern. He squeezed his hand, crushing the cup at the same time.

"I have psychic powers!" Chris said with amazement.


Peter couldn't sleep. The partying was so loud everyone else couldn't sleep. As he made his way to Null to tell them to turn down the volume, he noticed a Guard Dog disguised as a Nazi speaking to him. Null interrupted the party.

"Guys, we have some bad news."

Everyone looked at each other.

"Chris-chan is starting the Dimensional Merge."

"Dimensional Merge?" Clem said. "What?"

"When our universe collides with other universes causing half of all life in the universe to perish."

"What?"

"Chris wants to bring ponies, Pokemon, and Sonichu characters to this world. It will continue to allow him to live like a child and become wealthy."

"But isn't he already wealthy?" Peter asked. "I mean, he is the mayor. Plus, ponies, Pokemon, and Sonichu already exist here."

"But thanks to the Idea Guys, he isn't," Null said. "Plus, as I said, he's been extorted out thousands of dollars."

"I see."

"We must stop the Dimensional Merge before it's too late!" Null announced to everyone.

"Yeah!" Everyone stated.

"You could just always kill Chris," Peter said.

"That would be illegal." One Guard Dog said.

Peter held his head in disbelief. "You had NO problem in killing the Idea Guys but you have problems killing Chris?"

"Chris's beliefs in the Dimensional Merge could harm him or continue to drain his funds. Plus, he makes a fool of himself for doing so."

"So now that the Idea Guys are dead, we have to stop Chris-Chan from destroying half of all life in the universe?"

"Yes. We need to convince Chris-Chan that what he's doing is ridiculous and get him help."

"I doubt he'd want help. Chris, I bet, is only going to escape further into his mind if you intervene."

"It's much better if we try," Null said.

Peter stormed off. His group followed him to his room.

"I don't know anything about Chris-Chan." Swirls said. "Can you fill him in for me?"

"I met Chris-Chan a long time ago. I don't know how long, but it felt like years since I last saw him. Anyway, he used to be the Mayor of CWCville along with his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon as his staff members."

"Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?"


A brief flashback to Peter's adventures in CWCville happened. First was his resistance against CWC and his followers.

"Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are a group of Pokemon created by CWC himself. He ruled the land with an iron fist. Which means he was incompetent. I formed a rebellion, consisting of several humans and one Sonic OC in taking back CWCville."

The second was his rebellion being turned on him.

"But that was just the beginning. When I realized about his backstory, I thought he could be redeemed. But my friends in CWCville didn't want to hear that, so I became rogue. I eventually changed Chris back to normal as well as my friends."

"I guess the story ends here." Lazuli said.

In came the American Rabbit. That was the last memory.

"Until the American Rabbit showed up. The American Rabbit was an ally of Chris who somehow reversed everything before I redeemed Chris. At the same time, an outbreak of a deadly virus happened at my home. The American Rabbit had the cure. After killing him, I brought the cure back to Willard and saved all of humanity."


"Wow, you saved the world multiple times. You're like a Mega Man!" Clementine exclaimed.

"That doesn't mean I stopped CWCville and Christian Weston Chandler. Now this, Dimension Merge thing, is bizarre and laughable. The Guard Dogs are just letting themselves get killed while trying to help Chris."

"Is there a way you can help Chris?" Swirls translated for Dane.

"I don't know actually," Peter replied. "My friends from CWCville were right in telling me that Chris is beyond saving. Why did I kill them?"

"You did the right thing. They were hurting innocent civilians of CWCville." Lazuli said.

"I guess so. But I still feel that the Guard Dogs trying to help Chris is suicide."

"Should we go with your way and kill Chris?" Kim asked.

"No, I'll probably use the Guard Dogs to fight our way to Chris."


The group returned to the Guard Dogs meeting corner.

"Okay, the Blue Squad will launch an attack from the west side of CWCville. The Nazi's will have to deal with them while the Green Squad will attack from the north. The Nazis will be overwhelmed and be forced into retreat or surrender." Null summarized.

"I like it!" One Guard Dog soldier said.

Null noticed Peter and the group arriving in.

"Oh, there you are Peter. This is the Captain that will launch the attack on CWCville. He will lead the Blue Squad." Null stated.

A man dressed in a pickle suit also showed up.

"And this is Marvin. He'll lead the Green Squad."

"I used to be a former troll in the old times." He said.

"I guess we'll be on the Green Squad?" Peter asked.

"Correct. But first, do you know how to use a gun? Scratch that."

"Huh?" Lazuli asked.

"Peter was the leader of the first resistance in CWCville. He must already know how to use a gun." Null said.

"It's been a long time since I used a gun. So I need to train like the others." Peter said.

"But you just-" Swirls began but Peter cut her off.


In the training area, the Captain was teaching recruits on handling the gun properly.

"This isn't a video game, people. You need to understand the difference. Now, we will use training bullets, so they're non-lethal. I want you to shoot the prisoners we have here."

Several Nazis who were held prisoner were brought up by the Guard Dogs.

"Come on, don't be shy." The Captain said.

The trainees aimed for the head. They whiffed it.

"Maybe try aiming for the chest?" The Captain asked.

"Why the chest?" One Guard Dog responded.

"It's a bigger target. Plus, that's where the heart's located."


Marvin was teaching the other recruits about bombs.

"Okay, how do I defuse the bomb again?" Peter asked.

"First, drain the water on the left tank and place it on the right tank."

Peter used a suction vial to drain the water.

"Now, carefully remove the detonator from the wires. The wires connecting to the detonator should be the ones to cut."


Null was overseeing the training.

"I think we're ready," Null said to the Captain and Marvin.

"Yeah!" The two stated at the same time.


Peter found himself in bed with Clem by his side. The other penguins were gearing up.

"Huh? What happened?" He asked.

"The Guard Dogs just left." Eevee said. "You were asleep."

"Oh no!"

"Don't worry. We can still catch up with them." Lazuli stated.


"There it is. The dreaded CWCville." Null said the next day near the border of the city.

"Green Squad, you ready?" The Captain said over his radio.

"Yeah, ready!" Marvin said.

"Let's crash this party."

"Charge!" The Captain shouted.

The Blue Squad charged for the city while the Green Squad watched from a distance.

"Hold... Hold..." Marvin began.

Nazis launched their defense on the Guard Dogs.

"Okay, now!" Marvin shouted.

The Green Squad charged forward.


Peter and the group arrived at CWCville 20 minutes after the attack. Dead bodies of Nazis and Guard Dogs laid around the city.

"We got to head to CWCville mall," Kim said.

The group made their way to CWCville mall, staying in cover while killing Nazis at the same time.

"Hey! It's the Captain!" Peter said, finding a wounded soldier near the entrance of the mall.

The group ran over to the Captain.

"We were... outnumbered... but we managed... to push through..."

It was too late to save the Captain. The group was forced to carry on. They fought through the Nazis in CWCville mall and made it to the mayoral office. Null was heavily wounded, while Marvin's dead body laid against the wall.

"Null!" Peter called out.

Chris-Chan had a blue aura glowing around his body. He was chanting words too soft for the group to hear.

"Chris! Don't do this!" Null called out.

"Silence!" Chris shouted as he used his telekinetic powers to contort Null.

Everyone covered their eyes as Null's body fell from grace.

"It's up to us to stop him." Swirls stated.

"Charge!" Lazuli shouted.

The group charged for Chris, but they were knocked back by his blast of power.

"We can't beat him! He's too powerful!" Eevee said.

Chris lifted Eevee into the air and violently contorted her body.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Chris found himself shot in the chest. He collapsed on the ground shortly after. Peter's trigger finger reacted quickly and quietly.

"I... I... I killed him." Peter said.

Everyone got up.

"We.. did it.." Swirls said with amazement.

"We won!" Clem cheered.

"But the leaders of the Guard Dogs are dead." Peter said.

"But what about Null?" Clem asked.

Peter checked Null's pulse. Nothing.

"He's dead."

"He killed one of us too." Lazuli said, pointing at Eevee's body.


The other members of the Guard Dogs arrived to find their leaders dead. They all paid their respects to to those that have fallen. After the orator gave his speech, everyone who died was buried.

"What are we gonna do now? CWCville is no more." Peter said in the aftermath.

"I say we rebuild it." A man with spiky black hair said.

"Rebuild it?"

"Yeah, a place known as Kiwi Farms!" He said. "I will lead it."

"...You're gonna name this place into something from agriculture?" Peter said.

"That's a great idea Cash!" His cousin said.

"I'm gonna move my OC Asperchu here!" A webcomic artist named Alec said.

"My wife and I would love this place!" A man who looked nothing like Chris but pretended to be him said.

"Buy my Sonichu merchandise!" A sportscaster named Jimmy said.

"I kind of regret making Chris say Julie..." A 13 year-old boy with dirty blond hair said.

"I'm gonna make a Wikipedia page on him." A one-eyed troll named Jason added.

More and more people came up with ideas for Chris. Peter decided to back away for now.

"Well, at least that ended well." Swirls said.

"Yeah, pretty badly." Peter muttered.

"So what should we do now?" Lazuli said. "Maybe we can live here."

Peter could only laugh at that.

"Live here? This place is a dump!"

"But these guys know what they're doing."

"You want a place to live? I can give it to you! Rezzoch!"

Rezzoch appeared.

"Take me back home! These penguins are coming along too!"


Peter got up after finding himself lying on the road. He helped the penguins up.

"Where are we?" Clem said.

"My home." Peter said. "It's a quiet, little-

As Peter turned around, he saw South Park looking much different than normal. Chaos has taken over the town.


Story aside, it's very rare for me to receive death threats. I'm going to leave the review above on the reviews page for you to see. Make of that what you will.