Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material appearing in this story. The OC's belong to their respective owners.
Hair Cut
Kamui and Blake were in the middle of a battle, slashing each other repeatedly until they knocked each other back. Both of them looked at each other with a smirk as they lunged directly at each other as Kamui used Dragon Lunge to try to impale Blake, but she used her semblance to disappear after getting stabbed as she then appeared behind Kamui and slashed her from behind.
Kamui jumped back as her hand started to form into a draconic mouth. "Take THIS!" She yelled, firing a charged plasma shot but Blake jumped over and slashed at her right as Kamui had it chomp down on her, both of them knocked back as a result. Kamui shook it off and was ready to lunge at Blake, but immediately halted her advance when she noticed clumps of hair on the ground. "Huh?" She wondered and then looked up. "Oh!"
"What is it?" Blake asked.
"Uh…" Kamui pulled out a mirror and tossed it to Blake. "Take a look!" She said as Blake did so, where she immediately noticed her hair was shortened. Like, volume 7 short.
"Oh!" Blake said in surprise. "Well uh… that's new."
"I have to say, you look rather cute like that."
Blake blushed a bit. "Aw, thank you!" She said, tossing it back to Kamui. "Now then, where were we?"
"Sparring, of course!" Kamui said as the two lunged at each other once more.
Blocky
"So, you guys see that new fighter?" Captain Falcon asked as he was watching Weiss and Reflet play Air Hockey.
"Yup." Reflet nodded, earning a point for herself after hitting the puck hard enough and going inside Weiss' goal.
"Ack! Aww…" Weiss pouted before sighing. "I have to say… he's a bit creepy."
"Yes, he looks so… weird." Reflet said. "I may be calm and collected like my twin, but… something about him unnerves me."
"Tell me about it, he's all staticy and… those unblinking eyes!" Nora said from the other side. "And he's blocky too!"
"Ah, reminds me of the days when we thought Villager was like this." Falcon chuckled.
"Have we heard him speak at all?" Weiss asked.
"Nope!" Falco said, playing foosball with Wolf, only for the latter to get a goal. "Augh!"
"Looks like I'm winning." Wolf smirked.
"Oh shut your pie hole!"
"I will admit, like Reflet said… that blockhead unnerves me as well." Wolf added.
"I wonder what that blockhead is up to? Hope he's not killing anyone." Falcon said as Villager walked by.
"Geez, you make a first impression and you never hear the end of it…" Villager said.
"Sorry!"
Meanwhile…
Waluigi towered over Steve, tapping his foot impatiently as the latter was giving a Caterpie gentle head pats. "Rrroooowww!" Caterpie cried in happiness.
"Waaaah! What do you have that I don't?" Waluigi asked as Steve turned to him. "Don't give me that look! How are you in Smash before me?"
Steve pulled out a sign and a pencil as he started scribbling something down before giving it to Waluigi.
"Apparently, people think I'm a super cool dude when you're just a regular cool dude."
"Oh yeah? What's the difference?" Waluigi glared at him as Steve went right to work, quickly building something that made Waluigi jawdrop in awe. Steve had made a few skyscrapers, a few buildings, a gigantic replica of a sheep, a trophy, and even Cuphead. There was even a giant wall next to the buildings as he pushed a button on the ground, making several TNT explode on the wall to reveal a message.
"Presentation!" The message said as Waluigi's eye twitched while the Caterpie's eyes sparkled.
"Rroow!"
"Waaah, show off…"
Mining for Gold
"Hmm… it says here that this cave has gold in it." Wario said as he was looking through a pamphlet. "And you can get it by mining?!" He immediately had dollar signs for eyes as he immediately went into the cave. He then pulled out a pickaxe and immediately started mining, as gold started popping out of the walls. "Mine! Mine! Aaall miiiiiiiiine!"
Hiiiisss
"Huh?" Wario turned his head to see a Creeper approaching him. "What are you looking at?" He asked. "Go away!" He said.
Hiiiissss
Wario turned his head behind him and saw another Creeper approaching him, and then a few more approached him from the front. "Uh oh… Get lost!" He ordered… but then they they started lighting up. Immediately, he knew he was in deep trouble. "OH MY GO-"
BOOM!
"WAAAAAAAAAH!"
Just outside…
"There's gold in these mines?" Treasure Knight asked. "Well, don't mind if I do!" He said as he walked inside and saw tons of gold scattered around, and spotted Wario lying on the ground as birdies flew above his head, complete with "Cuckoo Cuckoo".
"Huh, not sure why I'm hearing a "cuckoo" sound, but whatever." Treasure Knight said as he picked up the gold that Wario had held earlier and took off running.
"Ooooh… that hurt…"
Timber
"That's peculiar…" Ozpin said, seeing a block shaped hole at the base of Beacon Tower.
"What's with the blocked shaped hole?" Glynda wondered.
"I have no idea."
"Should we be worried?"
"No. It's just one block. How bad can it be?"
A few days later…
"And so, in conclusion-" Oobleck began when suddenly they heard a creaking noise. "Huh?"
"TIIIIMBEEEEEEER!" Port was heard outside.
THUD!
"What the?" Oobleck wondered as it shook the entire campus as he looked to see the tower had fallen.
"Wah! Are we being attacked by Grimm?!" Ruby yelled.
"I have no idea! Students, remain seated. I will go check this out!" He said as he took off running, but all the students looked through the window.
Outside…
Port pulled out Ozpin and Glynda from the rubble, both of them looking surprised. "More of the tower was taken apart and you weren't even worried!" Glynda said as the two of them had rubble and dust all over them.
"Well… I didn't think it would get that bad!" He said, dusting himself off.
"Ozpin! Are you okay?" Oobleck asked as he rushed to their aid.
"No, I am not okay! The tower fell!" He exclaimed. "When I find who is responsible, I'll make them pay!"
Meanwhile…
"Just one more piece and it will be complete!" Ganondorf said as he heard footsteps approaching as he turned to see an Enderman returning with the last block. "Ah, good, you made it." He said as the Enderman put the block piece on the project. "Ahahahaha… AHAHAHAHAHAHA! At long last, it is finally complete!" He said and then picked up… a replica of the Master Sword and Hylian Shield. "Now I can be equal with Link!" He said and walked off as the Enderman looked to the screen and pulled out a sign.
"Yeah, I know it fell. Ain't I a stinker?"
I woke up this morning, checked the Smash Site and... nope, yesterday wasn't a big long dream. Minecraft is officially in Smash Bros.
So anyway, I was just gonna have the one Minecraft skit, but uh... I guess I was in a Minecraft mood?
