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Bowser vs Piers

"Alright, you two! Listen up!" Bowser said to Jaune and Marnie. "I'm going to ask this only once, so you better pay attention!" He said and then turned to them. "So… which do you think works better? Bullet Bill time bombs… or the good ol' fake out? As in they hit something, they just bounce off and make you think they're a dud, only to explode seconds later?"

"Hmm, I think the time bomb would work." Jaune said. "Like, set a timer on them after they launch out of the Bill Blaster and have them explode mid-air. It'll definitely catch anyone off-guard trying to jump on them."

"I have to agree. The fake-out would work for the first few times, but after that, it'd get predictable and everyone would clear out and you'd only get minimum damage. Not to mention there would be those who would dispose of the Bullet Bill." Marnie pointed out.

"Hmm… that's a good point." Bowser rubbed his chin in thought. "I'll definitely have to bring that up to General Guy…" He mused.

"Hey!" A voice said as the trio turned to see Piers approaching them. "What do you think you're doing to my baby sister?"

"Oh no…" Marnie groaned.

"Baby sister? Pffft, get lost, weirdo. Can't you see I'm in the middle of a conversation with my troops?"

"Hmph! Your troops, huh?" Piers glared as he pulled out a Pokeball. "You, my friend, have made a big mistake!" He said, calling out Obstagoon.

"Pokemon battle, eh?" Bowser smirked and whistled, as Kaiju landed on the ground and glared at the Obstagoon, where they proceeded to slug each other as Bowser and Piers lunged directly at each other while their Pokemon slugged it out.

"PIERS, NO!" Marnie yelled, right as Bowser and Piers delivered the first punch to the face.

"Wait… Piers? As in the Galar Punk Rock Artist?" Bowser asked.

"The one and only… what of it?"

Bowser's eyes sparkled. "Dude, I am a huge fan of your music!" He said while Marnie and Jaune looked on in shock.

"Oh really? Glad to meet such a fan."

"So! Since you're great with your music, I have a proposition for ya. How about you come on over to my castle and you can create a theme song. An anthem, if you will? Let everyone know that the Koopa Tropp means business!"

Piers rubbed his chin in thought. "Hmm, tempting…"

"You can also hang out with your sister a lot more."

"Deal."

"Excellent!" He said as he started walking off with Piers. "Now then, how's about we get you conscripted into my army?"

"Oh, I like the sound of that." Piers chuckled as Obstagoon and Kaiju walked off with the group as well, leaving Jaune and Marnie staring at them in shock.

"…What just happened?!" Marnie yelled.


Zombie Love

"Wow, this place is gorgeous at night!" Rottytops said as she was in the Minecraft World along with Shantae.

"A little blocky for my liking, but it'll do." Shantae shrugged it off as they wandered around… when suddenly, they heard soft moaning. "Uh, did you say something?"

"No?"

The two looked behind and saw a Zombie approach them. "Ack!" Shantae yelped.

"Oooh! He's cute!" Rotty grinned as she walked over to the Zombie. "Hello there~!" She smiled as the zombie looked at her. "I'm a fellow zombie like you! See?" She detached her own arm, and then her own head after reattaching her own arm. "Ta-dah!" She grinned before placing her head back. The zombie continued to look at her as Rotty took his arm. "Come on, let's go take a look around!" She said as she walked off with the zombie.

"Eh… what?" Shantae blinked a few times.

Rotty sat down at a lake with the zombie. "Ah, isn't this nice? Just the two of us." She giggled, holding its hand as the zombie looked at her, seeming to be blushing a bit. "Aww, you're blushing!" Rotty giggled… when suddenly an arrow pierced through her chest. "Gah!" She yelped and turned her head to see a skeleton aiming a bow at her. "Hey buddy, I'm a zombie! I'm already dead, you numbskull!" She said, causing the skeleton to sweatdrop… while in a tree, Shantae was watching this unfold as Rotty pulled the arrow out of her.

"I can't believe she already found a boyfriend in this world." Shantae said, completely dumbfounded.


Several weird romantic moments later

"This was the perfect date with just the two of us!" Rotty smiled at the zombie. "I had a great time!" She giggled as the zombie stared at her. "You know, you're not much a speaker… one of those silent sombies. Good thing I'm not picky!" She winked as she closed her eyes, moving forward and getting ready to kiss the zombie… when suddenly it ignited into flames. "ACK! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" She yelled, unaware of the sun coming up from the horizon and burning the zombie alive.

"Oh, would you look at that, the sun's coming up." Shantae said before turning to watch the zombie burn alive before disappearing, "Oh…" She whispered and then walked over to Rotty who already had waterfall tears running down her cheeks. "Aw, cheer up, I'm sure you'll find another zombie boyfriend someday." She said, taking Rotty's arm and walking away with her.

"Stupid sun and its zombie killing powers… why do I get to live and he doesn't…" Rotty sighed as they walked off.


Spin Me Around

"Thank you for having a champion time with me!" Leon said from Gloria's phone, doing his signature pose.

"Wow! That's a cool pose!" Ruby said.

"It sure is!" Gloria nodded. "You wanna do it?"

"Yeah!"

"Alright, here we go!" Gloria grinned as she started spinning around to do her own pose… but as she kept spinning, she kept getting dizzier and dizzier. "Oooogh…" She groaned as she fell on her back, complete with swirly eyes.

"You okay?"

"Yeah… I just need ta rest here for… a few hours… ooooh…"

"Let me try!" Ruby said as she did the same thing by activating her semblance, but this time adding in a Rose Tornado to boot. She landed perfectly and then did Leon's post. "Nailed it!"

"Lassie… how did you do that without getting dizzy?"

"Oh, I spin around with my semblance all the time. That was nothing!" Ruby grinned.

"Ooogh… show off…"


Assassination Attempt

"So, rumor has it that Sienna lives in this place now." Adam said, staring at the Smash Mansion. "Very well. Let's do this." He said as he walked toward the Smash Mansion, but soon realized that walking in the front doors would be suicide, so he decided to climb up the walls until he got up on the roof. He would peek over a skylight and see Sienna walking through a hallway and chatting with the Ice Climbers and Ilia. "There you are." He smirked as he carefully opened up the window and landed on the ground.

"My sword may be gone… but I have this pocket knife that will do you in." Adam quietly said as he moved directly toward Sienna.

"Ooooh, hello, what's this?" A voice asked as he turned to see Crazy Hand approaching him.

"You! You're the one who-" Crazy Hand grabbed a hold of him. "Mmph!" He grunted.

"I know just what to do with you." He said as he floated to the backyard, then he squeezed him hard like a chew toy.

"Mmmph! Why am I squeaking like that?!" Adam demanded to know as Crazy Hand dropped him.

"Oh fellas~! I have a new doggy toy for you!" Crazy Hand said as Adam heard barking as he turned to see Duck Hunt, Poochy, Circuit, Zwei and Grim happily ran over to them.

"Oh no…" Adam paled.

"Yamp!" Circuit barked as they all pounced on him and started chewing on him… or in Poochy's case, licking him like crazy.

"OW! OW! YAGH! MMPH! BLEGH!" Adam managed to break free as he quickly bolted out of there as they all chased after him.

"You boys play nice now!" Crazy Hand said with a chuckle. "Heh, that'll keep him busy for a while." He said as he floated off while whistling.


I'm starting to wonder if Joycon Drift happens by those who spin the control stick around like crazy... probably not.