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Makeshift Catapult
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Jaune asked, as he was sitting on a metal frame door while a rock was holding it slanted.
"Of course. I do it all the time." Link said. "It's perfectly safe."
"If you say so." Jaune nodded and took a deep breath as Link pulled out his Sheikah Slate and activated the Stasis on the door. He then pulled out an axe and started doing a spin attack to gain full power while it was blinking.
"Alright, you're set!"
"Suddenly, I feel like this is a bad idea." Jaune said as the blinking got faster.
"Nonsense!" Link grinned right when the Stasis stopped and caused the metal door to go flying.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jaune screamed as he went flying through the air. During the midflight, he stopped screaming and looked around. "Hey, this isn't so bad. I could get used to this! Oh hey, there's Hyrule Castle!" He said and then turned his head to see something coming up. "Oh no! NO NO NO NO! THIS WAS A BAD IDEEEEA!"
THUD!
The metal door slammed into a cliff wall, as Jaune slammed into the rock wall… before falling off the cliff wall. "AAAAAAH!" He yelled as he slammed into the ground.
"Ooooh!" Link winced as he watched where it landed. "Maybe I should've used a bigger rock so he could get over that cliff…" He mused as he walked off to find such a rock.
Fanfiction
"Begone!" Blake yelled, throwing her scroll into a fire. "I don't want to see those cursed stories ever again!" She yelled as Ruby and Yang had walked by and saw what was going on.
"Uh… what happened?" Yang asked.
"She discovered fanfiction." Weiss said, casually drinking coffee.
"Ooooh…"
"Yang and I do NOT love each other that much! WHO WRITES THIS?!"
Meanwhile…
"And so, Blake pulled Yang close to her and whispered "Make me purr"." Hades wrote with a chuckle. "Oh, I just love messing with those four! I should probably do something with Ruby and Weiss while I'm at it." He grinned as he kept writing.
Chaos in Delfino
"Here you go. Fresh bananas!" A female Pianta said.
"Oh, thank you!" A Pianta smiled… when suddenly Luminary flew through the stands and landed on the other side. He had a fruit hat as soon as he got up. He shook off the fruit and glared at Dedede who hammered him through the fruit.
"Heheheh! That's a nice look for ya!"
"You little…!" Luminary activated Zoom and then landed next to Dedede, swinging his sword and sending him toward the Pianta Statue, while in the water, Squirtle and Greninja were dueling it out in the water, until Squirtle used Hydro Pump to send Greninja launching out of the water.
"Alright, now we got him cornered!" Red said as he noticed a Smash Ball floating in midair. He switched out Squirtle for Ivysaur as it jumped up in the air and broke the Smash Ball with a Vine Whip. "Take This! Triple Finish!" He yelled as Greninja got himself blasted through a building from the Triple Finish.
On the Shine Gate, Ness had just broken Bowser's shield as he positioned himself with a smirk. "PK Thunder!" He yelled, manipulating it to go behind Ness, having it touch him. "Yaaah!" Ness slammed into Bowser, making him roar as he slammed into the western Bell Tower, causing it to fall and slam right into the hut containing the portal to Ricco Harbor.
The police chief let out a sigh. "This town has gone down the tubes ever since this place became a stage…"
"Yup." Another Pianta agreed, watching Donkey Kong uproot a palm tree and whacked Toon Link with it to send him flying into the sky.
Backup Singer
"La la la la~!" Klara sang. "Yeah, this will be perfect for tonight! Just… need to find a backup singer." She said as she pulled out her phone and looked up available backup singers on an app. "Let's see here… Manuela… nah, too old… Piers? No way! Dorothea… hmm… tempting but, eh… looks like she'll just upstage me." She kept scrolling. "Team Chaotix… oh goodness no, I'm not having a chameleon, a crocodile and a honey bee here!" She said as she kept scrolling. "Ibuki Mioda? …Nah, I'm going for pop, not… Death Metal or whatever that get up is. Oooooh! This guy looks cute! …Will bring the house down on every performance? Oh, I got myself a killer!" Klara's eyes sparkled and hit "request". "Alright, let's do this!"
Later in the night…
"Alright, I'm all set! The speakers are at max volume, let's rock this show!" Klara turned to her backup singer. "Let's do this, little guy!"
"Poyo!" Kirby smiled, holding a microphone with an innocent smile.
Klara walked in front of the stage with a smile, holding a microphone. "Alright, let's ready to rock! Are you guys ready?" She called out as everyone cheered. "Alright, let's do this!" She smiled as she started her song off. As she was singing, Klara pointed to Kirby with a nod… and just when she got to the chorus…
"POYOOOOOOO!" Kirby sang, as everyone, Klara included, immediately covered their ears. "Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyoooo~!" He continued, as the whole building started shaking violently until the whole building started caving in and burying everyone alive. Surprisingly, it missed Kirby as he started dancing along to the song despite the speakers already destroyed. "Poyo~!" Kirby finished and waved to the audience, completely oblivious to what he just did.
"Uuuugh…" Klara groaned as she dug herself out. "Maybe I should've lowered the volume a little…"
"Poyo!"
I can't remember if I ever did that third skit before... i've always wanted to do it though, so I guess it's not a repeat? I dunno, been a while.
