A/N: Written during a drabble challenge on Tumblr.


"Our guy just walked in, he's headed for a table to your left," Kensi informed Deeks over comms. Under the guise of checking out the blonde sitting a few seats over, he got a quick look at their mark and then resumed leaning against the bar.

"Have I mentioned your voice in very sexy today?" he asked her under his breath.

"Well thank you. Your ass is sexy," Kensi replied and Deeks could almost picture the gleam in her eyes. "I'll have to thank Hetty when we get back."

"You can see it from here?" Just in case he gave a little flex.

"Oh yeah, I have an excellent view. I can tell those extra squats are working." Deeks grinned as her voice dipped lower.

"So just what are you willing to do to get a look at this butt up close and personal?" he asked, gesturing to bartender for another beer.

"I don't know, maybe I'll let you see what's hiding under this dress," Kensi said and Deeks felt a shiver run down his spine. Said dress was skin tight and half lace. There couldn't be much hiding underneath.

"Please tell me you're wearing my favorite bra," he begged and Kensi just chuckled.

"Do you think you guys could maybe focus on the case?" Callen interrupted, sounding vaguely annoyed.

"And stop talking about Deeks' butt," Sam added. "I'm going to need to bleach my ears after this."

"I'm offended by the implication that I can't watch Deeks' ass and our suspect at the same time," Kensi replied, sounding anything but offended.

"They're just jealous," Deeks said dismissively. "Someone's clearly been slacking on the squats."

"I do a hundred squats a day," Sam countered despite himself.

"The case, guys," Callen reminded them and Deeks imagined that he was shaking his head while wearing a superior look. There were a few moments of relative silence and then Deeks said,

"You wanna make out in the bathroom?" Kensi's response was drowned out by Callen and Sam's combined groans.