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Life of Its Own
Samus hummed to herself as she was busy applying a blowtorch to her armor. It was then that Palutena would walk by and notice Samus working on her armor. "Samus? Is there something wrong with your armor?"
"Not really, but I'm willing to try something new."
"Like what?"
"Have the armor have a mind of its own."
"Oh, have it be sentient?" Palutena guessed as Samus nodded. "Oooh, interesting!"
"Yeah. Thought I'd throw Ridley and Dark Samus for a loop." She chuckled as she put the blowtorch away. "Alright, let's see if it works!" She said, pushing the button as her armor activated as it looked around an then at Samus. "Yes! It worked!" Samus' eyes sparkled.
"Wow! That's pretty neat." She said as the armor would start walking on its own.
"Oh yeah! This is awesome!" Samus grinned as they walked out the door, as did the Varia Suit. She would see several surprised looks from the Smashers as they walked through the hallway until they got to the training room where Ridley was busy skewering a Sandbag. Ridley glanced over at Samus after he was done.
"…Aran, what is the meaning of this?" Ridley asked.
"My suit is now sentient. What do you think of that?" Samus smirked.
Ridley raised an eyebrow. "Should I be impressed?"
"Heh, well… imagine us tag teaming you and Dark Samus. What do you say to that?" She smirked cockily as Ridley would respond by skewering Samus' Varia Suit as it immediately broke apart.
"Oh!" Palutena winced as Samus looked at her crumbled suit in surprise.
"I say it needs more work." Ridley said as he walked off laughing.
"Rrrgh… back to the drawing board…" Samus grumbled.
Hair Cut - Vol 2
"Zzzzz…" Yang slept soundly in her bed, snoring loudly… unaware of Claude sneaking in her room and gently putting ear plugs in her ears.
"Let's have some fun." He grinned, pulling out scissors and a shaver as he went right to work on her hair.
The next morning…
"Let's see…" Claude rubbed his chin in thought as he was doing a crossword puzzle. "Five letter word for a game over… hmm…"
"AAAAAAAH!" Yang was heard screaming as she marched into the room, her hair was significantly shorter. "WHO DID THIS?!"
Claude grinned. "I have a feeling who did it."
"Oh yeah? Who's responsible for it?"
Meanwhile…
"Now then, do we have any questions?" Thales asked.
"Well, as a matter of fact, how exactly are we going to do this? Garreg Mach has been turned into a Smash Stage and it has been constantly been visited by those so called Smashers." Odesse pointed out.
"We will do it with the utmost-"
SLAM!
"YOU!" Yang yelled as the members of Those Who Slither in the Dark looked at Yang.
"Who are you?" Thales demanded.
"Your grim reaper!" She said as she lunged directly at the members and started beating them up one by one, while just outside, Claude had a smug smirk while Edelgard looked surprised.
"Well uh… that's… uh… I have no words." Edelgard said.
"OW! OOOF! AAAGH! OOOGH!"
"MY SPLEEN!"
"AAAAGH!"
"MY LEG SHOULDN'T BEND THIS WAY!"
"Heh, should've done that sooner." Claude chuckled and turned to Edelgard. "You're welcome."
"Um… thank you…" Edelgard said, still trying to comprehend what she was witnessing… then Yang walked out dusting her hands off while everyone were either knocked out or in pretzel knots.
"Feel better, hon?" Claude asked.
"Ooooh, a lot better!" Yang smiled as they walked off together, as Edelgard still looked at the two in complete shock before walking off after them.
"Ugh… blondes…" Thales groaned.
Do the Robot
"Aaaand here we go!" Futaba grinned, pressing a button as ROB, Mega Man, a few Badnicks, Orbot, Cubot, Chibi-Robo and Galleom all stiffened before they started doing breakdancing moves. Galleom was pretty much making the entire ground shake but Futaba didn't seem to care.
"This is humiliating!" Orbot said.
"This is fun! Woo!" Cubot exclaimed.
"I can't even believe it." Akira said in surprise.
"And you called me crazy!" Futaba grinned, now having them do the robot. "Yeah, work it! Woo!"
"I have to say… I'm impressed."
"Don't mess with a technical genius!" Futaba grinned as they were suddenly doing the conga. She then decided to join in and placed her hands on Mega Man as they conga'd around.
"Oh, what are we gonna do with you?" Akira shook his head with a chuckle.
Cute but Deadly
"Three! Two! One! Go!"
Ghira charged at Isabelle as she did the same thing, both of them fighting on top of Hyrule Castle as Isabelle fired a party popper but Ghira had jumped into the air and swiped at her but Isabelle dodged the attacks as she then swung her fishing pole at him and brought him closer before doing a Forward Throw attack. Ghira would be knocked back a bit as he retaliated by throwing some punches at Isabelle but she weaved through every attack as she threw a bucket of water at him.
Ghira contracted his claws and swung at Isabelle, attempting to claw her but she would summon a shield to block said attacks as she then blew her whistle as a stop sign launched him high into the air from the ground as she then swung her pom poms to knock him to the ground. Ghira flipped himself over and landed on his feet. He lunged directly at her and delivered a hard punch as Isabelle blocked with the energy shield. However, his punch was strong enough to destroy her shield.
"Ack!" Isabelle yelped as she was dazed a bit.
"…I don't have the heart…" Ghira said as he walked over and knelt down, patting her on the head. "You're a good little girl, aren't you?" He asked, gently petting her.
"Ooooh.. Ooooooh! That feels good~!" Isabelle smiled, nuzzling up to Ghira with a smile… and then she felt an aura activate. Sucker! Isabelle smirked, suddenly whistling and trapped Ghira.
"Huh?!" Ghira exclaimed as Tom Nook and his Nephews arrived to build City Hall.
"Ta-dah!" Tom Nook cheered, before City Hall blew up and sent Ghira flying out of bounds.
"GAME! Isabelle… wins!"
"Wahoo! I won! That was so much fun!" Isabelle grinned at the results screen, while just behind her, Ghira was clapping… but he was looking absolutely annoyed.
"Uh… are you okay, Mr. B?" Sun asked.
"Don't tell Blake about this." He grumbled.
Thank you Log for that last one!
So! Who's ready to try out Steve tonight?
