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Have The Wrong Ghost
Ruby and Pit were out on a picnic at Mushroom Hills, both of them laughing and talking, having a wonderful time together. Both of them were unaware of Summer spying on them from behind a tree. She let out a giggle. "Oh, look at those two. They're so cute together!" She giggled. "They make such a cute couple." She said. "…I wonder if I should go crash their picnic and say hi? …No, what am I saying? I wouldn't do that. They're having fun."
"Oooh, I haven't seen you before." A voice said as Summer turned around and spotted E. Gadd looking at her. He also had the Poltergust on his person. "What kind of ghost are you?"
"Oh, hello there. I am Summer Rose, Ruby's mother."
"Ah, I see… you're one of those ghosts who lies and shape shifts into someone's mother to lull them into a false sense of security who then takes them to the afterlife in their sleep!"
"Huh?! What kind of conclusion is that?!"
"You're coming with me, ghost!" He said, aiming the Poltergust at her and started to suck her up.
"Wait! You got the wrong ghost! I'm not like… whatever it is you just said!" She exclaimed as she was started to get sucked in. "YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEEEEEEEAAAAA!" She screamed as she was sucked into the poltergust. "Mmmph! Mmmmmph!"
"Got ya! Now to study more about you!" He said as he walked off.
"Did you hear something?" Ruby asked.
"Eh, probably the wind." Pit shrugged.
Later, at E. Gadd's lab…
"Oh… ooooh… she is not one of those poltergeists that I'm familiar with." E. Gadd winced as he pressed the reverse button and popped Summer right out.
"Achoo! Ugh… it was all stuffy in there…"
"No hard feelings, madam?"
"Mmph… you're lucky I'm one of those forgiving ghosts…" She said and walked off… but not before slapping E. Gadd upside the head.
"D'oh!" He yelped as Summer walked off. "I guess I deserved that."
Jade, Jade, and Jade
"Who is this lady in the painting, Peach?" Jade Gadd asked as she, Princess Jade and Veronica were at Peach's Castle having some tea with the princess.
"Hmm? Oh, that is Empress Jade. She is my ancestor." Peach smiled.
"Another Jade?" Jade Gadd looked surprised.
"Goodness, how many Jades are there in this universe?" Princess Jade wondered with a sweatdrop.
"Obviously a lot." Veronica said. "Clearly, Jade is a common name in this universe. Heh, I'm just glad there's only one Veronica… and that's me!"
"Oh! Speaking of Veronica…" Peach pointed to a painting. "That is Empress Veronica, Jade's daughter."
"SAY WHAT?!" Veronica yelled as the two Jades snickered at this. "Mmph… me and my big mouth…"
"Well, in any case… I'm sure Empress Jade was one heck of an awesome gal." Jade Gadd smiled.
"Indeed." The other Jade agreed. "I'm sure she was awesome just like us."
"Oh, don't let this inflate your egos! Oi…" Veronica groaned with a facepalm.
Fishing Buddies
Isabelle sat down at a dock, happily humming as she pulled her fishing rod out. She heard footsteps as she turned to see Steve approaching. "Oh, hello Steve!" She greeted as Steve gave a simple wave as he sat down and pulled out his own fishing rod.
Isabelle's line started tugging. "Oh! I got a bite!" She grinned as she started to reel it in, only to pull up a shoe. "Aw, another one? That's all I get on this island." She pouted, tossing it behind her on a large stack of boots. Steve, meanwhile, reeled in his line and pulled up a massive Whale Shark. "OH MY GOODNESS!" Isabelle yelled in shock as Steve released the Whale Shark, patting it on the back as it swam off. "How did you do that?" She asked as Steve simply shrugged as they cast their lines again, and then Isabelle pulled up a bass.
"Oh sweet, a bass! …That I caught for the umpteenth time." Isabelle sighed as Steve reeled in a gigantic squid, causing her to jawdrop. "How do you do that?! Teach me your ways!"
Steve pulled out a piece of meat from his pocket and handed it to Isabelle. "Huh? I'm not hungry…" She said as Steve pointed to the water. "Oh!" She tossed it into the water with her line, as she then got a bite.
"Oh! Oooooh, this is a big one! I can feel it! Ooooh, it's a fighter!" She said as she tugged as hard as she could… and an Orca came out. "Oh! Oh my! Yes! I got a good one!" Her eyes sparkled as Steve pulled out a Lionfish. "Thank you so much, Steve!" She smiled, hugging him as Steve turned around and hugged her back, gently patting her on head.
Join Me
"Hmm, this place definitely looks like a good place for me to build my next castle." Dry Bowser mused. "Could use a bit more lava though…"
"Excuse me." A voice said as Dry Bowser turned around to see Salem approaching him. "Who are you and why are you intruding upon my land?"
"Your land? I didn't see your name on it, lady." Dry Bowser said. "As for me, I am the emperor of all Koopas. I am… Emperor Bowser! Or at least I was… until that friggin' empress did me in! Now I'm just a Dry Bones… a Dry Bowser, if you will…"
"I see. What are your powers… emperor?"
"Simple, I can knock out anyone with a simple volcanic punch, I can do necromancy, produce lightning storms, produce blue fire, I have telekinesis… oh, and I have Oblivion Fire."
"Oblivion Fire? What is that about?" Salem wondered.
"I will show you." He said as he turned around and used it on a Beowolf that was minding its own business. It let out a yelp and tried to roll around to extinguish the flames, but was incinerated as a result. "The black fire never goes out until it is completely erased."
"Fascinating!" Salem looked mighty intrigued. She had an idea… a rotten idea that made her smirk. "Emperor Bowser, was it? How about we team up? With my expertise on the Grimm and plotting to get the relics, and with you with your necromancy, your Oblivion Fire and I can sense a desire for world domination… we will be unstoppable! What do you say? Just think of all the-"
"Mind if I chime in a second?" Dry Bowser asked.
"Certainly, what is i-" Suddenly, Dry Bowser Volcano Punched her right in the gut, sending her flying.
"I didn't quite catch all that with all that hot air you were spewing! The only people I work with is my own men, and that Ghirahim guy! Get lost!"
At Menagerie…
"Wow! This used to be your home? It's so pretty!" Mercedes smiled.
"Yeah. It may have been a bit crowded, but it's a nice place to live."
THUD!
The couple turned around, seeing a large ditch behind them as Salem was underneath a few trees groaning. "Goodness! Where'd she come from?" Mercedes asked. "Is she alright?"
"Mercie, she has that Grimm look, so… I think we oughta leave her alone." Ilia pointed out.
"Oh! Good call." She nodded as the two of them walked off.
"Uuuugh… I can't feel anything below my neck… oh... Now I can feel it. Oooow…"
Man, I have been sleeping on that first skit for such a long time... I kept thinking "It's not that funny... is it?" so I shared that idea with my friends a few weeks ago and they actually thought it was funny, which was inspiring for me to actually do said skit. Curse my second guessing!
Also, please note that the last skit is not a personal attack. It's just all in good fun.
