I walked into the Ravenclaw common room, tired from everything that transpired today. You'd think after the war Hogwarts would return to normal, but then again there was never anything normal about Hogwarts.
On the floors and bundled up on the couches were Neville, Luna, Ginny, and Athena. Shit, I was supposed to meet them like an hour ago.
"Where have you been?" asked Ginny angrily.
"I'm so sorry" I apologized profusely, "I forgot and I had to deal with this thing." I groaned at my shit explanation. "It's been a fucking horrible day."
"You can talk to us, you know?" Luna cooed.
God just her voice made me want to vomit words and just tell them all everything that happened today. So I did.
"Where do I start?" I asked, this was a rhetorical obviously.
"I saw Malfoy pull you into a classroom, what happened there?" Athena asked. Ginny and Neville turned to me wide-eyed with curiosity.
"It was nothing really. Well actually it was a lot of things" I rambled. Ginny gave me a confused look so I decided to get straight to the point. "Well he pulled me into the classroom and then he wanted to talk to me about Parkinson. Let me tell you that bitch is crazy."
"Why what'd she do" asked Ginny.
"She doesn't have to do anything" replied Athena. "But today during Addy's presentation she brought in a fucking poster board with dozens of pictures of Malfoy. It was creepy and weird as fuck."
"Where'd she get these pictures?" asked Ginny intrigued.
"She fucking took them when he wasn't looking" I explained. "Like what the fuck?!"
Athena's eyes went wide and she turned to Ginny. "Wow and when I thought she just couldn't get any worse" commented Neville earning a snort from me.
My eyes averted theirs, not wanting to mention the whole fake dating situation that was confusing me to say the least. Ginny noticed this and I cursed her in my mind for being so observant.
"Your hiding something" perked up Ginny earning an agreeing hum from Luna. For some reason Luna always knew everything, so I didn't doubt that she already knew that had happened.
I scratched the back of my head awkwardly, very adamant on not telling them, but I knew eventually that it would come out sooner or later. Might as well rip the band aid off now, right?
"Okay well" I started hesitantly, "I've done something I'm probably going to regret-"
"Don't tell me you shagged Malfoy in the classroom" gaped Athena and I scoffed.
"No- What- God no" I sputtered.
"Oh okay."
"As I was saying when Malfoy was talking to me he was talking about how he wanted to get Pansy off his arse because well she's a fucking psychopathic bitch" I explained.
"Well that makes sense" nodded Neville, earning agreeing nods from Athena, Luna, and Ginny.
"And so he suggested he should get a girlfriend." Athena snorted at this along with a couple of light chuckles from Ginny.
"Malfoy" she chuckled, "with a girlfriend. Oh god, is the world ending?" Athena giggled shamelessly.
"He said he didn't need a real girlfriend and he asked me to..." I trailed off not wanting to admit it out loud, "-to be his fake girlfriend." My voice sounded unsure because I was so confused with what I had agreed to and we never even discussed it.
"What?" Athena looked at me wide eyed.
"Did you just-" Ginny stopped, processing everything I told her.
"Are you daft?" asked Athena quite rudely.
"Not really" I mumbled. "I've got fucking straight O's."
"You know what I meant. Now's not a time to brag about your fucking grades" Athena rolled her eyes.
"Jealous is not a good look on you Athena" I clicked my tongue, shaking my head.
"But I do know what looks good on you" Luna whispered seductively into Athena's ear making Athena's cheeks grow pink. We weren't able to hear it, but Luna was smirking to herself as she watched Athena become flustered.
"Athena's not feeling well" Luna chimed.
"What?" Athena looked around confused.
"Athena's not feeling well. Look at her" Luna put the back of her hand to Athena's forehead. "She's burning up and look how red she is. We'll get going, but we are finishing this conversation tomorrow" said Luna.
When the couple were out of sight Ginny, Neville, and I all looked at each other, smirking knowingly. As much as a good liar Luna was, it was quite obvious that they definitely weren't going to be getting a good nights rest at the very moment.
"They're going to shag right?" asked Neville. Ginny and I both chuckled, nodding our heads as Neville began to blush a crimson red.
"I just hope they use a silencing charm. Merlin they are loud" I giggled childishly.
"I did not need to know that" muttered Neville.
"It's okay you like dick anyways" said Ginny, shrugging only making Neville blush more.
"Well technically since he's bi he actually does like pussy too" I corrected her.
"Oh my lord" Neville rubbed his forehead and we both smirked, winking at him. God, we loved to tease Neville.
"But he is dating Blaise and their probably going to end up together so he will be having dick for the rest of his life" Ginny said and that made sense.
I could 100% see Blaise and Neville together in the future, mini thems running around a house and tackling each other.
"So what is with this whole fake dating thing?" asked Ginny curiously. I furrowed my eyebrows trying to think because I had absolutely no idea what the thing entailed and if we were even doing it.
"I-I'm not sure" I replied. "I couldn't talk to him cause Theo got a panic attack and I had to help him."
"Wait Theo got a panic attack?" Ginny asked shocked.
"Yeah he was getting overwhelmed, but he's okay for now. I'm going to check on him tomorrow" I nodded.
"So he's okay?" asked Neville, concerned mostly because Theo was a good friend of Blaise's.
"I don't have much experience with this, but I have exactly the person in mind" I grinned.
"And who is this person?" Ginny asked curiously.
"That is confidential" I brought my index finger up to my lips and shushed them.
"Oh come on" Ginny groaned. "You can't even tell your best fucking friends."
"You'll see eventually" I shrugged. "I'm gonna head to sleep" I yawned.
I got up walking to my dormitories.
"Fuck Luna, you're so good with your tongue" moaned Athena.
I turned away from the door wide eyed realizing that they did not use a silencing charm, letting the common room hear their delirious moans.
I muttered a quick Muffliato as I walked the opposite way to Luna's dormitories where I spent a considerable amount of time since Luna and Athena were both horny fucks.
I practically lived at Luna's now since the pair would kick me out so they could shag. God it was annoying, but Luna's was nice. It had many weird objects and she made me a pair of earrings like her own with a moonstone to keep away the bad luck, or something like that.
It was one of her many apology gifts for kicking me out of my own dormitory again. To be honest I was a little envious of them, being since Fred died, which was one year ago, I hadn't had sex in a while. I mean I was completely fine with it, I had almost forgotten what it felt like to have an orgasm flood your whole body.
The only person that could remotely make me feel some sort of way was either deceased or my newest fake boyfriend. Wow that shit was complicated as fuck.
Merlin why.
I walked into Luna's dormitories and her roommate Marietta was sleeping peacefully in her bed. I changed into some of Luna's clothes which fit me fine considering we were both kind of small. I l laid down on Luna's bed comfortably and gave into the sleep.
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I walked out in the halls in the bright early morning. It was around 7 am and the sun was shining through the windows.
I had to go visit Theo, but first I had to get someone.
I walked towards the Hufflepuff common room where I asked a few Hufflepuffs to let me in. They were nice enough to do so and I looked around the common room, spotting the blonde girl that I needed.
I walked up to her while she was talking to one of her friends from Hufflepuff. She spotted me and waved politely and I greeted her with a wave as well.
"Morning Adeleine, but may I ask what your doing here?" the blond girl asked.
"Morning, but I actually needed your help" I asked.
"What type of help?" she asked, an eyebrow raised.
"One of my clients had a panic attack yesterday and I need you to help him. You're the only one that can really relate to him since you have been in a similar situation."
"Who's this person?" she asked.
"It's Theodore Nott."
She slowly nodded before finally agreeing. She was a sweetheart and the kindest soul I knew. The blonde girl was pure to the maximum extent and she was Hufflepuff if it was a person.
"Okay now?" she asked and I nodded in respinse.
She followed me out of the Hufflepuff common room, waving bye to some of her friends, including Zacharias Smith who shot me a wink in which I rolled my eyes in response. I remembered him from DA in which he was not always the nicest person to Harry.
I muttered the password into Slytherin and I walked in with Hannah. A few eyes looked over to us, wondering why a Ravenclaw and a Hufflepuff were walking into their common room.
Pansy sent me a glare from afar which I ignored. I wasn't going to let the bitch get to me now when my friends health was the top priority.
"In here" I gestured the blonde girl into Theo's room.
Blaise and Draco were sitting by Theo's bed. Theo sat up on his bed, sipping his tea gingerly while listening to Blaise and Draco converse about quidditch.
"Hey Theo" I greeted making all eyes snap to me and the blonde girl next to me.
"Hey, but who's that?" asked Theo. Draco and Blaise looked up at me, expecting an answer. Of course the Slytherin pricks didn't know who she was, thinking she was some irrelevant Hufflepuff.
"This is Hannah Abbott" I introduced her and she waved shyly to the three boys. They awkwardly waved back in response, just staring at us.
"Hey Hannah" Blaise chimed, "you're in my Charms class right?"
"Yes" Hannah answered with a bright smile on her face, showing her pearly white teeth.
"So what's a Hufflepuff doing here?" asked Draco quite rudely.
I rolled my eyes at his attitude, maybe he just wasn't a morning person at all. But he was an infuriating one.
"I'm just here to help" Hannah chirped up.
"How can you help?" Theo asked, raising an eyebrow which I rolled my eyes to.
Fucking them and their Slytherin prejudice. They were always so blinded by their Slytherin and pureblood hierarchy that they hadn't even realized that Hannah was one, a pureblood as well, and two she went through similar things to Theo.
"We're more alike then you think" she told Theo, preparing to tell her story.
