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Have The Wrong Ghost - Alternate Ending
Ruby and Pit were out on a picnic at Mushroom Hills, both of them laughing and talking, having a wonderful time together. Both of them were unaware of Summer spying on them from behind a tree. She let out a giggle. "Oh, look at those two. They're so cute together!" She giggled. "They make such a cute couple." She said. "…I wonder if I should go crash their picnic and say hi? …No, what am I saying? I wouldn't do that. They're having fun."
"Oooh, I haven't seen you before." A voice said as Summer turned around and spotted E. Gadd looking at her. He also had the Poltergust on his person. "What kind of ghost are you?"
"Oh, hello there. I am Summer Rose, Ruby's mother."
"Ah, I see… you're one of those ghosts who lies and shape shifts into someone's mother to lull them into a false sense of security who then takes them to the afterlife in their sleep!"
"Huh?! What kind of conclusion is that?!"
"You're coming with me, ghost!" He said, aiming the Poltergust at her and started to suck her up.
"Wait! You got the wrong ghost! I'm not like… whatever it is you just said!" She exclaimed as she was started to get sucked in. "YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEEEEEEEAAAAA!" She screamed as she was sucked into the poltergust. "Mmmph! Mmmmmph!"
"Got ya! Now to study more about you!" He said as he walked off.
"Did you hear something?" Ruby asked.
"Eh, probably the wind." Pit shrugged.
A few days later…
Ruby walked along Remnant, humming to herself. "Hey Ruby!" Jade came running over.
"Oh hey Jade, what's up?"
"Listen uh… my grandpa caught a new ghost."
"Oh really? That's cool! …Why do you look so nervous?"
"Well, I'm not sure why, but the ghost looks exactly like you." She said.
"Wha? What are you talking about? Is this some kind of new identity theft?"
"Well… she has the color of your hair, though she kinda has a white cloak."
"The color of my hair… white cloak…" Ruby let out a gasp. "OH MY STARS, E. GADD KIDNAPPED MY MOTHER!" She yelled as she took off running.
"…Wait, that's your mother?"
At Boo Woods…
E. Gadd happily sipped his tea while looking through Summer's data. "How peculiar…" He mused. "Never seen anything like it!" He said, unaware of Ruby breaking into his lab as she hopped down the ladder and went into the gallery.
"Roto! Roto!" His Rotom cried.
"Hmm? What is it?"
"Come on mom… where are you…" Ruby peeked into the room and saw Summer's portrait on the wall, hanging around King Boo's portrait. "Aha!" She grinned as she grabbed her portrait and went into the room containing the portrificationizer. "Alright, how do you work this thing… oh! Reverse button!" She said as she turned it on.
"Ruby! What are you doing?!" E. Gadd walked in. "You're ruining science!"
"MMMPH!"
"That's my mother!"
"Your mother?" E. Gadd raised an eyebrow. "I don't see it."
"YAAAAAAGH! WHY IS THIS HURTING ME?! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! OW!"
"I need to stop this!" E. Gadd said as he went to stop the reversal, but Ruby got between him and the button, aiming her scythe at him.
"Back away, you mother snatcher!" She threatened, cocking her scythe.
"I'M GETTING DIIIIZZZZYYYYY!"
"Whoa now!" E. Gadd raised his hands up. "Let's not do anything hasty…"
"MMMPH! MMMPH!"
THUD!
Ding!
Immediately, Summer was shot out and landed on the ground near the two. "Oooogh…" She groaned, having swirly eyes. "I'm okay… I think…"
"Wait a minute…" E. Gadd looked at Ruby, then the dizzy Summer, then back at Ruby. "My word! That is your mother!"
"Duh!" Ruby said as she helped Summer up. "You okay, mom?"
"I've… I've been better…" She said, rubbing her head as she shot E. Gadd a glare before dizzily punching him, missing him by a few inches. "Stand still…! Why are there two of you…"
"Let's get you out of here." Ruby said as she guided her mother out of the portal.
"Phew, that could've been a disaster." He said, and then Ruby shot at E. Gadd, freezing him on the spot with ice dust. "Gack! Mmph… I guess I deserved that…"
Protection
"Zzzzz… mmm…" Blake let out a yawn as she sat up and stretched. "That was a good cat nap…" She said as she heard snoring as she looked down and saw Zwei on her lap, Poochy was underneath her pillow, Circuit was on her right and Grim was on her left, and Duck Hunt was at her feet, all of them sleeping peacefully. "…You gotta be kidding me." She groaned as she lay back on her pillow with a sigh. "…I must admit, for some strange reason, I'm feeling extra protected though." She said as she soon fell back asleep, wrapping her arm against Grim as she slept peacefully, the latter gently nuzzling against her in his sleep.
Big Strong Dumb Doctor
"Are you sure this was a good idea?" Dr. Boo asked.
"Of course! Why do you ask?" Dr. Mario asked.
"Well…"
"Morton give patient shot!" Dr. Morton said, pulling out a massive syringe.
His Koopa patient was hiding in his shell, absolutely terrified. "Who gave YOU a doctor's degree?!"
"Morton fix your back!" Dr. Morton hopped on a Shy Guy's back.
"GYAAAAH! OW! OOOOOOOW! MOMMMYYYYYY!"
Dr. Morton hopped off of his back. "Morton fixed your back!"
"No, you didn't!"
"TIME FOR PILL!" Dr. Morton said, pulling out a massive pill the size of the table.
"Aheheheh… on second though, I'm completely cured!" A Toad grinned. "You worked your magic! I'm feeling tons better!"
"YOU NO GO UNTIL YOU TAKE PILL." He ordered. "Oh, and here is water." He pulled out a large glass of water.
"…Go to the doctor's, my wife said… it'll be good for you, she said…"
"OPEN WIDE!"
"NO NO WAIT!"
"Ooooh, just a hunch I have…"
With the Big Boys
"Oh, it's so great to have you join us in Mario Kart, Rosalina!" Peach smiled.
"Yeah, it's gonna be great!" Daisy smiled.
Rosalina giggled. "Thank you, it's an honor to be racing with you."
"Wait, hold on a second!" A Lakitu referee came over to check her out. "Mhm… uh-huh… I see… sorry, but we can't place you with the medium class."
"Huh?! Why not?"
"Well, you're too tall…" He said as he grabbed a ruler and started measuring her. "7 and a half feet! I'm sorry, but you can't ride a mach bike with those legs. You're gonna have to be in with the heavy weights."
"HEAVY WEIGHTS?!" Rosalina looked offended. "Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I'm heavy or anything!"
"I know, I know… but there's nothing I can do about it." He shrugged. "You're just gonna have to deal with it."
"Okay… so who am I joining?"
With the heavy weights…
"That all you got big guy?" Funky smirked, arm wrestling Wario as Donkey Kong cheered Funky on.
"Thousand fifty one… thousand fifty two…" Bowser grunted, doing some dead weights.
"…You can't be serious…" Rosalina grumbled.
"Weeeeell, helloooooo beautiful!" Waluigi flirted, as Rosalina shot him a glare and used her wand to send him flying away. "WAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I feel the same way…" Dry Bowser said. "I'm pitted against these light weights. How about you and I make a mess of things?"
"Mmmph…" Rosalina teleported away.
"I'll take that as a no."
Oh MAN, I wanted to make fun of Rosalina's weight class in Mario Kart Wii for the LONGEST time!
