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Healthy Pokemon
"Raaaaah!" Bowser rushed at his Tyranitar, punching him as Kaiju blocked the attack and delivered a strong uppercut to him. Bowser recovered as he quickly swiped at him.
"Who's winning?" Jaune asked.
"So far, it looks like a tie." Marnie said, watching the two fight as Bowser scored a strong hit on Kaiju, knocking him down. "Oh, looks like he won."
"Victor! Me!" Bowser grinned and held his hand out to his beat up Tyranitar. "Nice sparring!"
"Tar…" Tyranitar nodded as he got up.
"Alright, now you gotta patch him up with a potion." Marnie said.
"Eh? Why should I? Those scratches will heal in no time! Those be battle scars after all! Battle scars are awesome, thank you very much!"
"While yes, they can be cool… you gotta make sure your Pokemon is in top shape the next time you bring him out in a fight. I mean, look at him… battered, bruised and not to mention looking a bit wobbly. Imagine if you kidnapped Peach again and the Bros and RWBY come over. Yes, wounds heal over time, but if you don't take care of your Pokemon right away, it'll lead to… bad results."
"Meaning…?"
Marnie walked over to the Tyranitar. "Sorry about this." She said, lightly pushing him down with one finger, causing the Tyranitar to wince.
"Whoa! I didn't think you were that strong!" Jaune said.
"I'm not. He's just that weak after a spar." Marnie pointed out and turned to Bowser. "Taking care of your Pokemon is a high priority. Otherwise, battles will usually end up being anti-climactic and they won't be at their full potential. Do you want your Tyranitar losing to Mario easily or do you want a full on battle?"
"The latter, obviously!"
"Then you oughta get your Pokemon up to speed. Luckily, I know a girl who has a shop up and running."
At Toad Town…
"Thank you! Come again!" Lillie waved at a Toad.
CRASH!
"WAH!" Lillie yelped as Bowser punched through the wall as he walked in and grabbed a few dozen Hyper Potions, Revives, Revival Herbs, and a ton of berries.
"Sorry about this!" Marnie said through the hole. "Bowser, I told you to use the doors like a civilized being!"
"Not my style!"
"Hey, what's going on here?" A voice asked as the Mario Bros walked toward them, then noticed Bowser walking out with supplies and looked at the Bros.
"What? Can't you see I care about Kaiju's health?" He asked as he hopped in his Clown Car and flew off.
"Ooooh! Free stuff to grab!" Roman said as he and Neo ran in and took some stuff.
"Wait wait wait! You gotta pay for this!" Lillie said, but they didn't listen as Roman and Neo walked out.
"This'll make Lumiere stronger!" Roman said, holding a few potions.
"Vanilla could use a few pick me ups." Neo signed as they took off while the Mario Bros looked bewildered.
Marnie sighed. "Boneheads." She said as she walked into Lillie's shop and pulled out 50,000 Pokedollars. "Here, this should cover the damages." She said.
Lillie smiled. "Thanks Marnie! I'm glad someone in the Koopa Troop is reasonable!"
"Someone has to be." She said and then headed back to Bowser's Castle.
Baby Detective
"Alright, Neptune! Let's go crack this case as junior detectives!" Sun declared. "Ain't that right, Leo?"
"Chimchar!" Leo cried, having a fake mustache on him.
"I'm on the case too!" Neptune said.
"Squirt!" Tank cried, having sunglasses on him.
"Wait, hold on! We gotta wait for our new recruit!" Sun said as they turned to see Baby Rosalina running up to them, holding a detective hat and a magnifying glass.
"Ready~!" Baby Rosalina smiled.
"Let's go!" Sun said, giving Baby Rosalina a piggyback ride as they took off, all the while Rosalina was watching with a giggle.
"What's with the detective outfit?" Palutena wondered.
"I had a fascination for murder mysteries as a child."
"Ah, that would certainly explain it." Palutena said with a nod, then giggled. "How adorable."
Rainbow
"Hey look, the storm's clearing up!" Hiyoko said.
"Sweet!" Sonia Nevermind smiled. "Oh look, a rainbow's already popping up!"
Hiyoko's eyes sparkled. "That's wonderful!"
"…Wait a minute, a rainbow?" A Koopa walked by. "You guys aren't gonna enjoy it in a few seconds."
"What are you talking about? The rainbow is a sight to be-" A blue explosion was seen in the distance. "-…hold… was that a blue explosion?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Junior was heard screaming but Lakitu caught him as he was placed back on the Rainbow Road as he drove off, then threw a Bob-omb at Waluigi.
"WAAAAH! Ow…"
"You can't be serious." Sonia said, looking through binoculars. "They're driving on the rainbow… and making a mess out of its beauty!"
"WHAT?!"
"…AND WHY IS IBUKI THERE?!" Sonia yelled.
"Make way! Coming through!" Ibuki said as she drove past Yang and a Shy Guy. The strangest part was, she was standing on the Mach Bike while playing on her guitar… and was somehow able to drive it.
"HOW?!" Yang yelled.
"Never question Ibuki's antics!" Ibuki grinned as she kept driving, then crossing the finish line.
"And Ibuki Mioda wins first place! …Somehow!" A Toad commenter said. "Weiss gets second and Emerald got third!"
Hiyoko sighed. "Welp… the magic from the rainbow is totally gone now…"
"Yup…" Sonia nodded. "Good for Ibuki though!"
Donation Box
"Wow! Look at this!" Reimu's eyes sparkled. "Everyone gave me a big donation! Aaaaah! This never happens before!" She exclaimed. "Oh, I gotta go celebrate!" She said as she took off running… unaware of Wario peeking out through a bush.
"Donation, eh?" He mused as he snuck over to the shrine and peeked inside, seeing a boatload of cash as his eyes immediately turned into dollar signs as he picked it up. "Hehehehe, miiiiine!" He grinned as he took off running while Reimu came back with a bottle of champagne.
"Huh? WHERE'S MY DONATION BOX?!" She yelled as she spotted Wario taking off with it. "Hey… HEY!" She yelled as she chased after Wario. "That's mine!"
"Not anymore! It's mine! Wahahahaha!" Wario grinned as he started running down the stairs, but Reimu immediately caught up with him as she got in front of him right after him.
"Hold it!" She ordered as Wario screeched to a halt. "Drop. The box. Now."
"Alright, if you say so!" He said as he threw the donation box on the steps, immediately breaking it as Reimu's eyes widened in horror as he grabbed up the cash and took off running.
"You… YOU… YOOOOOUU!" A fiery aura surrounded Reimu. "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She immediately flew off after Wario, throwing Yin Yang Orbs at him.
"Ow! Ow! It's just a box! You can make a new one! AAAAAGH! OW OW OW OW OW!"
"FANTASY NATURE!"
At the Fairy Lake…
"Aaaah, another peaceful day…" Cirno smiled, floating on her back in the water with her eyes closed.
BOOM!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Hmm?" Cirno opened her eyes to see Wario falling toward her. "Oh, look… it's raining sacks of potatoes… wait, why does it look like I'm in its direct path? …WAIT A MINUTE, OH CRA-"
Splash!
"Cirno!" Daiyousei flew over. "You okay?!" She asked as Cirno came up for air, spitting out water.
"Ooow... i'm okay... I think..." Cirno said as Wario emerged from the water, coughing.
"Oooogh… she should have just built a new one…"
I'm surprised it took me this long to poke fun at Rainbow Road...
