Episode 44: Area 404

FEBRUARY 2nd, 2019

~Aloha Oe by Hans Haider and Queen Lili'uokalani starts to play~

Squidward was settling down in an open plains near the Smash World's equator, placing down a tent down on the grassy earth.

"Perfect! Now I can spend my weekend off in peace, with no SpongeBob or Patrick to ruin it!" the cephalopod said to himself before lying down on the grass. "Because the last thing I need is for them to create another Krabby Patty abomination to ruin my day." Squidward closed his eyes as he continued to bath in the sunlight.

~Aloha Oe stops~

Suddenly, the ground began to shake, and along with it, a large shadow began to rise over Squidward. The earthquake scared off all of the nearby wildlife, but it only annoyed grumpy old Squidward.

"Of course," Squidward groaned before he got up. "Alright, now who thinks they can ruin my d-"

~Team Rocket Hideout from Pokémon: Fire Red/ Leaf Green starts to play~

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Squidward screeched as soon as he saw what was growing right behind him. It was a giant city made out of the tile sprites from Pokémon: Crystal. The tiles were nearly completely random, with trees above actual building tiles, squares of water floating beneath squares of lava, among many other things. The only consistency with the corrupted "buildings" was that there was always an entrance of some kind, usually a cave entrance. "I GOTTA TELL MASTER HAND ABOUT THIS!"

~Team Rocket Hideout stops~

Squidward raced away from the rising city that, once he made it to the ocean, he actually managed to run on the salty waters. He even raced right over a Minecraft Dolphin that was swimming along the surface, and his single step sent the Minecraft Dolphin plummeting straight down into an underwater volcano.

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FEBRUARY 3rd, 2019

The sun was setting over the plains where the glitch city, as well as its new, just as glitchy wall, had arose. Within the forest next to the abomination of a city were Master Hand, almost all of the Smashers and many other of the Smasher's Palace's inhabitants, and even a few others to boot.

"We're here live near the nightmarish fortress almost all of us have called "Area 404" ever since Squidward Tetanus Shot has reported it to Master Hand," the news reporter Chatot for Channel 216 said to the cameraman Electivire. "Master Hand has gathered an army of many powerful Smashers and others to raid this building and see what it has in store."

"Did somebody say "raid"?" an unknown voice asked.

~Boss Battle - Book 3 (English) from Fire Emblem Heroes starts to play~

"THEN ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!" the voice screeched. The owner of said voice, literally just the logo for Raid: Shadow Legends, leaped out of the bushes. While the logo kept screeching gibberish, Waluigi pulled out a can of the Raid bug spray and sprayed it at the chaotic logo.

~Boss Battle - Book 3 (English) stops~

As soon as a single drop of the Raid spray touched the Raid: Shadow Legends logo, the logo turned into nothing more than a pile of dust.

"Yes, well, once we finish seeing just what's going on in this horrifying fortress, we're going to destroy it before whatever lives here can do any more damage," Master Hand said to Chatot as Wario swiped the Raid bug spray from Waluigi and used it as a breath freshener.

~Victory Road from Pokémon: Heart Gold/ Soul Silver starts to play~

Meanwhile, on the other side of Area 404, across from where Master Hand and the Smashers were, Weegee, Malleo, Ai Kizuna, many of Weegee's associates, and a bunch of Plankton's robots were waiting behind a giant boulder.

"This place will serve as a nice, new place to live in," Weegee stated before thinking to himself. "A nice, new lair to hide out in that Wario, Waluigi, or any of those other idiots won't suspect us staying in."

~Victory Road stops as #8 regret (Dedf1sh) from Splatoon 2 starts~

"And it has such a nice aesthetic," Malleo added, wearing sunglasses. Suddenly, the world around Area 404 seemingly turned into a much more empty vaporwave world, with only Area 404 itself and all of the idiots surrounding the place untouched, though no one noticed the change. Kizuna, also wearing sunglasses, leaned against Malleo as the word "AESTHETIC" appeared above them, and on top of the "aesthetic" was a pink Minecraft dolphin that was constantly taking damage.

~#8 regret (Dedf1sh) stops~

The world then turned back to normal, Malleo and Kizuna's sunglasses vanished, and the pink Minecraft Dolphin died and vanished as most Minecraft creatures do in midair.

~Victory Road starts again~

Meanwhile, on the nearby sea were Sanic, Teals, and Knackeels, the former two running on the water while Knackeels swam after them while wearing his water wings.

"This Area 404 place will be the perfect place to live in!" Sanic said. While the meme trio kept racing towards Area 404, on the side parallel to the bay the meme trio was coming from, Eggman, riding in his Egg Mobile, Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Tails Doll, and numerous Badniks were standing out in the open.

"I just feel like raiding a random place right now," Eggman stated. Numerous other, smaller parties were in the corners between the four major factions, with each and every last faction completely unaware of each other.

"Alright, we've had enough sitting around! Let's charge right in!" Wario roared.

~Victory Road stops again~

"Wario no!" Master Hand yelled.

"Three!" Crazy Hand exclaimed in the Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/ Wii U announcer's voice.

"Crazy no!" Master Hand yelled ever so slightly louder.

"Two!" Crazy yelled while nearly everyone from every single raiding party got ready to charge ahead.

"EVERYONE NO!" Master Hand screeched.

"One!" Crazy shouted as Wario started running in place, readying a Shoulder Bash.

"I don't think it needs to be said, but this place is clearly controlled by-" Meta Knight said before getting cut off by Crazy.

~Mountain Storm from Gale Racer starts to play~

Wario grabbed Waluigi's arm before leading the charge, with Waluigi flailing and screaming while in Wario's grasp. Everyone else from every other raiding party followed suite, swiftly approaching Area 404.

~Mountain Storm stops as Jubilife City (Nighttime) from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts~

"You feel the earth shaking?" a Bulbasaur sprite from Pokémon: Red/ Blue asked another Bulbasaur sprite, both of them guarding the main entrance into Area 404 as the ground started to shake from all the raiders.

"Yeah," the other Bulbasaur sprite replied. "You hear a bunch of screaming?"

"Yeah," the first sprite responded. "It's probably nothing."

"Yeah," the second sprite commented.

~Jubilife City (Nighttime) stops as Mountain Storm starts again~

That's when Wario trampled over the first Bulbasaur sprite, flattening them into the ground. Both Bulbasaur sprites stayed did nothing until the trampled sprite used the move Explosion to, well, explode, vaporizing itself, the second Bulbasaur sprite and some of the glitchy wall surrounding Area 404. Wario kept charging through as more Bulbasaur sprites raced towards him and Waluigi. Some of the Bulbasaur sprites stopped to try and use the move Explosion, but Wario's Shoulder Bash sent them flying off into the sky, where they would explode and light up the dusk skies.

"Oooh, pretty fireworks," the Reploid Vile remarked, watching the exploding sprites from outside the glitchy city, before Mr. Krabs sneaked up behind him and sent the purple robot into one of the explosions with a Home-Run Bat. Meanwhile, Wario kept racing through Area 404, slamming Bulbasaur sprites into the sky. Eventually, time came to a crawl right as he swung Waluigi at a fake Bulbasaur in front of him. Waluigi pulled out his trusty tennis racket during the slowed time, and as soon as time returned to normal, Wario let Waluigi go, and Waluigi started spinning ahead like a tornado, sending even more fake Bulbasaur into the sky than Wario did. Waluigi stopped spinning in front of one of the many Bulbasaur sprites, ready to punt it into the sky.

"Oh hello there!" the fake Bulbasaur said in Shrek's voice.

"Waa!" Waluigi simply responded before punting the innocent Bulbasaur sprite into the air. Falco followed up on Waluigi's punt by preforming his corkscrew meteor kick to send the Bulbasaur sprite back down, top half-first, into the ground.

"Ouch," the poor sprite whimpered. Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, and Anna started racing towards the nearest glitched building, dodging the falling explosive Bulbasaur sprites.

"Hurry, get it!" Anna demanded, letting everyone else in first. Once all four morons got into the building with a cave entrance base, Anna placed a stop sign down in front of the entrance before entering.

~Mountain Storm stops again~

Three of the fake Bulbasaur came to a screeching halt in front of the stop sign and just sat there. Luigi rushed up to the stop sign as well, but another Bulbasaur sprite fell from above and exploded on him.

"Phew! Glad we got out of that mess!" Anna remarked, walking over to Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Crazy.

"Uh, Anna?" Falco uttered.

"Yeah?" the redhead muttered back. All four of the idiots pointed ahead, where a bunch more Bulbasaur sprites were awaiting. "Oh."

~Battle! Kanto Trainer from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~

The group of five charged ahead, and so did some of the fake Bulbasaur. Plenty of the living Bulbasaur sprites exploded, which most of the five dodged, but Crazy got caught up in the final explosion, getting sent flying across the glitchy building. One of the fake Bulbasaur used the move Vine Whip to grab onto Crazy, but the living sprite only got dragged alongside Crazy's uncontrollable flight.

"You know, this is actually kinda fun," Crazy remarked. The insane hand regained control of himself, only to start flying around the large room randomly. Crazy slammed into all of the walls, preformed loop-de-loops in the air, did dash dances right above his four friends as they kept fighting against the fake Bulbasaur, and even stood in the middle of the air, drawing a picture of Wario and Waluigi in tuxedos with the words "Game Of The Last Year Awards" above them on a giant, floating piece of paper before heading right back down to the ground. "Are you having fun, weird pixel guy thingy?" The Bulbasaur sprite still clinging onto Crazy only answered by letting out a SrPelo scream. The giant hand started spinning around, causing the living sprite to scream even louder. Crazy's spinning kept speeding up until he suddenly flicked himself backwards. The sudden flick made the Bulbasaur sprite's vine lose its grip, sending it flying across the room, into another room, out the building, and right into the spikes on Bowser's shell, where the sprite turned to a bunch disconnected pixels upon impalement before fading into nothingness.

"Who threw that at me?!" Bowser growled. The Koopa king turned around, discovering a charred yet still standing Luigi not too far away. Bowser rushed right up to Luigi's face, which scared the green plumber. "Consider yourself lucky that attacking you right now would throw me out of the tournament, Green Stache." Bowser walked away, and Luigi let out a sigh of relief. Luigi turned around, only to find several Bulbasaur sprites and a Creeper right behind him. The resulting explosion echoed across Area 404, especially around the building Wario, Waluigi, and their pals were fighting in, but neither the five weirdos nor the Bulbasaur sprites cared enough to stop fighting.

"Prices aren't the only thing I cut in half!" Anna yelled, slinging an arrow using her Illusory Yumi. The arrow zoomed right through a single Bulbasaur sprite, causing said living sprite to get split in half vertically before suffering the same fate as the other Bulbasaur sprite. Another of the pseudo Bulbasaur was about to pounce on Anna using the move Double-Edge, but Anna managed to evade the attack before punting the enemy sprite into the air. Both Falco and Anna leaped up and rammed their knees into the same Bulbasaur sprite, squeezing the glitch creature enough that it exploded into numerous single pixels. Both heroes were sent flying from the smaller explosion, but Falco was sent flying all the way into the next room, which actually lacked the random sprites that most of Area 404 had. While the room still used tile sprites from Pokémon: Crystal, it actually resembled a normal laboratory otherwise, and even had new sprites that still looked as though they were pulled right out of Crystal for a conveyor belt.

"HVG͞ NV̨ ͏ÚIV̨V ̢N̨LIGZOH͝ R ̷X̡I͝ZEV BLFI ̕YÓĻL̕W," a Bulbasaur sprite that kept glitching out "roared" as it rode on the conveyor belt. Suddenly, the conveyor belt stopped, a glass case imprisoned the living sprite, and then the Bulbasaur sprite got electrocuted.

"I don't get it," Falco remarked, with Crazy standing right beside them. Behind the two dunces was a large sign on the wall that read "ZZAZZ BULBASAUR DE-CORRUPTION CHAMBER".

"Ah, what a lovely day to be alive," the same Bulbasaur sprite stated as soon as it was freed from its glass prison.

"ŔMGIF͡W̕VI̡ ҉Z̶OVIG̡.͜ ̡V̨ORNR̷MZ̡G͠V͞ ͠GSVŃ RǸNV͡WŖZ̀G͘V̡OB̕," an overworld sprite of Nurse Joy from Pokémon: Crystal "said" to a bunch of other Nurse Joy sprites. Four of the fake Nurse Joys summoned stationary machine guns before them and started firing at Falco and Crazy. While Falco actually dodged all of the incoming bullets, Crazy just stood there, with every bullet aiming for him missing him anyways. One bullet nearly hit him, but he easily grabbed it with just his index finger and thumb.

"Huh. Neat," the giant hand remarked. Crazy flicked the bullet back, letting it pierce right through the head of one of the Nurse Joy sprites. Just like the sprites before it, the Nurse Joy sprite fell apart into numerous pixels before said pixels just vanished.

"Waa! Time to eat lead!" Wario roared as he, Waluigi, and Anna came into the lab. Wario raced ahead with his mouth wide open, letting every last bullet enter his deep, dark, and depressing void of a mouth. He eventually stopped beside on the Nurse Joy sprites, who only noticed the yellow weirdo right before he puked out all of the bullets, burying the fake nurse. Waluigi leaped through the bullet hell while Anna stayed back, readying another arrow. Waluigi got close to one of the machine guns and turned it around, resulting in the fake Nurse Joy controlling it getting assaulted with bullets. Anna fired her arrow at the last Nurse Joy sprite, but the living sprite ducked down to avoid it.

"S̛z, ̨b̷l̸f̵ ҉n͡r҉h̶h͘-," the ducking sprite "replied" before Anna slid down beneath the machine gun and kicked it. The fake Nurse Joy just stepped away before Anna punted it towards the wall.

"B̡lf ̨z͏oo̷ ̶nf̵hg̢ hf̛u̕u̕vi ul̛i dszg̴ ̶bl͞f͝ ̷s̵z̧e͝v ́wlmv," the last Nurse Joy impostor "said" before summoning two cannons in front of itself. Both cannons shot out streams of water at the gang of five.

"Bring it on, loser!" Wario taunted before opening his mouth wide open again. Both streams of water flooded into Wario's mouth, heading right for his stomach. His belly started bloating from all the water, and eventually, the fake Nurse Joy stopped the water cannons. As soon as the water cannons stopped, the water Wario swallowed gushed out of his mouth, forcing him to fly around the lab butt-first. Everyone but Crazy tried to dodge Wario during his uncontrollable flight, but the muscular moron crashed into Falco, forcing him to join in on the chaotic flight. Waluigi and Anna met the same fate not long after.

"Whee! This is fun!" Crazy squealed as soon as he too got caught up in the flight. The last Nurse Joy sprite tried to run out from where the five heroes came from, but Wario slammed into her right before she could. Wario then flew through the wall, exiting out of the building.

~Battle! Kanto Trainer stops~

Meanwhile, right at the entrance to the lab stood a real Nurse Joy, staring a horrified at the unconscious body of the remaining impostor sprite.

"What in the name of Arceus did I just witness in here..." the real Nurse Joy uttered.

~Battle! Kanto Trainer starts again~

As Wario, Waluigi, the rest of their gang, and the remaining fake Nurse Joy flew above Area 404, Duck Hunt Dog and Snake were fending off many of the exploding Bulbasaur right outside the building Wario just flew out of. Duck Hunt Dog shot the living sprites with his NES Zapper while Snake chucked grenades. One Bulbasaur sprite sneaked up behind Snake and was about to blow up, but the soldier managed to kick it away just in time, sending the living sprite all the way over to another one of the glitch buildings, where it exploded upon contact with it. However, thanks to the new hole left in the building, many Nurse Joy sprites flew out head-first, one of which slammed right into Snake.

"Snake!" DHD cried out before another Nurse Joy sprite tackled him too. Both Duck Hunt Dog and Snake flew a fair distance across Area 404, and during their uncontrollable flight, they flew over a large, blue puddle of ink.

"None of those creepy pixel abominations will ever find me here!" Agent Four, who was hiding in said puddle, remarked a tad bit too loudly, for several Bulbasaur sprites and a Minecraft Dolphin suddenly appeared next to the puddle of ink. The fake Bulbasaur used Explosion, killing themselves, the Minecraft Dolphin and sending Agent Four in his squid form rocketing into the air. Several Nurse Joy sprites leaped up after the blue Inkling and tackled him into each other. Agent Four managed to transform back into his humanoid form and blasted one of the fake nurses back down to the ground with his Luna Blaster. Lucario used Extreme Speed to leap up and knock away two of the Nurse Joy sprites attacking Agent Four while Meta Knight flew up and decapitated the last fake nurse with the Galaxia. The three Smashers started falling back down, so Agent Four transformed into his squid form again right before he safely landed into his pool of ink. Meta Knight landed just fine next to the ink pool, but poor Lucario felt pain flowing through his legs as he landed.

"WAAAAAAAAAAA!" Waluigi shrieked as he, Wario, Falco, Crazy, Anna, and the Nurse Joy sprite flew right over Lucario's head. Wario flew right into the tallest building in Area 404 before eventually coming to a stop as the last drops of water spilled out of his mouth.

~Battle! Kanto Trainer stops again~

Before the Nurse Joy sprite could react, everyone started assaulting it, quickly creating and ending a big ball of violence. Once the violent dust ball died, it was revealed that the living sprite was gone.

"Waa, nice job everyone! We finally killed that punk!" Wario cheered. "Now where the heck are we?"

~Deep Within The Hideout from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~

Everyone but Wario looked around, realizing that they were in another sprite-based yet otherwise normal looking laboratory with a darker pallet. Numerous sprites of glass containers were scattered about all over the room, with one containing Claude hanging upside down from the ceiling.

"Oooh, glass jars," Falco cooed.

"This one has some weird... pixel thing in it," Anna remarked, staring at a container filled with glitchy pixels. "Actually, a lot of these containers have pixel things in them."

"This one has my reflection!" Wario said. He planted his face right against the glass, and the sprite of himself from Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins stared back with a cross-eyed look.

"This one has nothing but a vent at the bottom," Waluigi pointed out, standing in front of an empty container. The lanky weirdo walked away, and right after, a cyan Impostor from Among Us popped out of the vent.

"This one's got Mewtwo in it," Falco said, leaning on a container that had a sleeping Mewtwo sprite from Pokémon: Red/ Blue in it. The real Mewtwo stood behind Falco, nervously staring at his pixel copy, before using the move Psychic to crush both the container and the sleeping sprite into nothingness with immense psychic power.

"Oooh! This thingy's got a cute looking thingy stuck in some gooey thingy!" Crazy squealed while spazzing a bit. Within the container in front of Crazy was a Chibi Naoto, frozen in some sort of liquid.

~Deep Within The Hideout stops~

"Freeitfreeitfreeit!" Falco rapidly demanded, flailing his arms about.

"Freeitfreeitfreeit!" Crazy repeated, spazzing all around the room. Wario obliged, shattering the glass surrounding Chibi Naoto just by poking the glass. The liquid surrounding Chibi Naoto melted instantly once the glass was shattered. The cute little Naoto took two glances around the area before she began to do her iconic little dance. Chibi Naoto jumped off the pedestal she was imprisoned in and leaped out of the hole Wario made, all while dancing. Coincidentally, she safely landed on Fortran right as he was about to drink a piña colada.

~Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes starts forty-three seconds in~

Chibi Naoto snagged the piña colada from the injured Fortran and slid off while still dancing. Suddenly, a downpour started flooding over Area 404. The rapid waters picked up several raiders, several Bulbasaur sprites, a charged Creeper, and of course Chibi Naoto, though she still get dancing as she was flushed out of the glitch city.

~Escape (The Piña Colada Song) stops~

"Aw, I wanted to keep it as a pet," Crazy groaned.

"Goon!" Zigzagoon worryingly growled as he appeared next to the giant hand.

"Oh hey Zigzagoon," Crazy said.

"Of course you idiots are here," a certain voice complained from behind the gang of heroes.

~Desolate Frigate from Metroid Prime starts to play~

Everyone turned around, finding Weegee staring at them.

"Weegee!" Everyone but Crazy and Zigzagoon yelled.

"Oh hey Weegee," the insane hand calmly replied.

"Yes, hello Wario Boobs and company. What an unpleasant surprise I should have seen coming," the evil meme groaned.

"Why are you only saying hello to my boobs?" Wario wondered, feeling his man boobs.

"Waa! You're the one who made this weird place, aren't you?!" Waluigi demanded to know.

"What? No. I came here to take over this place and use it as a new hideout as soon as the news broke out about this facility," Weegee answered.

"Oh. Well, that's one suspect off the list," Wario said, wearing his deerstalker cap on top of his usual yellow hat. Waluigi pulled out a list of suspects from underneath Wario's deerstalker hat, and Falco crossed out Weegee's name from the list.

"Yeah, I think it's kinda obvious that the one behind this place is-" Anna said before getting interrupted by one of Weegee's disconnected fists flying past her.

~Desolate Frigate stops as Head Honcho Carpaccio from Wario: Master Of Disguise starts to play~

The disconnected fist slammed into Crazy, knocking him out through the hole left in the building.

"Whee! This is even more fun than last time!" Crazy cried out as he flew a fair distance away from Area 404.

"WAA!" Wario, who had already put away his deerstalker cap, growled, raising his fists. "You'll pay for that one, punk!"

"No, YOU will pay for all those times you have screwed me over. Your lives will end here like all those weird sprite things I've just slaughtered!" Weegee exclaimed as his hand reconnected to his arm. Zigzagoon used Extreme Speed to rush up and slam into Weegee, but the evil meme quickly recovered and disconnected his fist again to grab and throw Zigzagoon out of the building. Weegee's fist swiftly reconnected to him again before Falco slammed into Weegee from above using his Fire Bird technique. Falco and Weegee broke through a few floors, and Weegee eventually teleported away without the space pilot catching on. Falco crashed into the final floor of the glitchy building, creating a large amount of smoke. Wario, Waluigi, and Anna leaped down, and the smoke dissipated, revealing several Nurse Joy sprites alongside Weegee surrounding them. Wario charged ahead with a Shoulder Bash, aiming for Weegee, but the meme teleported away right before Wario could make contact, thus Wario only plowed over the Nurse Joy sprite standing behind Weegee. Wario stopped, and the fake Nurse Joy he trampled perished just like the other sprites before them did. Weegee reappeared in front of Wario and blasted him with a laser beam from his eyes, knocking Wario back a fair distance. Weegee tried to follow up by disconnecting one of his fists again, but Waluigi swooped in a sent the fist right back into Weegee's face with his trusty tennis racket right before it could smack Wario. While Weegee was stunned from his own fist, Anna appeared behind him and kicked him away before firing a few arrows. One arrow struck Weegee, another missed him, and the last one was about to hit him, but Weegee teleported just in time.

"Where'd he go?!" Anna wondered.

"Right behind you," Spy from Team Fortress 2 said, standing behind the redhead merchant. Anna spun around and kicked the red Spy away, but that only allowed Weegee to reappear behind her and kick her into a Nurse Joy sprite, who tackled the merchant as soon as she got close. Anna managed to sling another arrow as she was sent flying back to Weegee, slaying the Nurse Joy sprite once the arrow flew threw its head. Of course, the death of the living couldn't prevent Weegee from punching Anna right back in the same direction.

"K̡i͡vkz͢iv g͡l wrv," a Nurse Joy sprite among a few others that surrounded Wario and Waluigi "said".

"Sorry, I don't speak loser," Wario replied, pulling out the Dinner Blaster.

"Y̛f͜g ͠blf ͟o͡rgvi̢z͢oob ̧qf̶hg g̴z͘opv͢w, bl̷f̡ ̴x̷l̀nk͝ovg̸v yf̢-" the same Nurse Joy impostor "responded" before Wario fired a plate of burning spaghetti at it's face. The fake nurse flew right into Weegee's back, catching his attention.

"Oh, so now you dumbass nurses want to die too, huh?" the evil meme growled as the fake Nurse Joy that hit him turned into nothingness. Many of the fake nurses swarmed towards Weegee, and Weegee flew right for them. Weegee pulled out his axe and sliced up three of the closest Nurse Joy sprites, following up with another slice to kill off the next closest three, and sent the last impostor nurse off with a punch. The fake Nurse Joy flew out of the building and landed on top of Yosuke Hanamura right as the rain stopped.

~Head Honcho Carpaccio stops as Careless Whisper by George Micheal starts~

Yosuke blushed at the fake Nurse Joy, and so did the impostor sprite somehow.

"What kind of cold, heartless person would break apart such a loving relationship?" Plankton sarcastically asked himself.

"I'd hardly call a relation ship between a teenager and a living sprite abomination lovi-" Snake said before a different Nurse Joy sprite tackled him away.

"I would!" Plankton proudly roared, pulling out a crowbar.

~Careless Whisper stops as Ocean Base, Act 2 from Sonic Advance 3 starts~

Plankton smacked the impostor Nurse Joy back into the building it came from, where it was vaporized by one of Weegee's laser beams. Wario and Waluigi just dodged said laser beam, both of them on separate sides of the room. Weegee rushed up to Waluigi's face and punched him into the wall, but right after Weegee delivered his punch, Wario sneaked up behind the evil meme and Shoulder Bashed Weegee into the air. Anna followed up on Wario's attack by jumping in front of Weegee and giving the meme a diving kick. Weegee bounced backwards towards Wario and Falco, the latter deciding to try and use his Falco Phantasm attack on the chaotic meme. However, Weegee teleported before Falco could strike and reappeared once the Falco Phantasm ended, grabbed the space bird by the legs, and threw him out of the same hole the fake Nurse Joy created. Right after, Plankton flew in from the same hole while screaming before slamming into the parallel wall.

"Ouch," the tiny miscreant groaned. Plankton fell down onto the floor, and Wario gave the little green maniac a quick stomp to squish him. "Of course." Yosuke leaped in from the hole his nurse love interest created and brandished a pair of kunai.

"Where's that little green piece of sh-" Yosuke growled before Wario, Waluigi, and Anna pointed at Weegee.

"Were you the one who just sent my one-eyed accomplice in here like that?" Weegee asked Yosuke. "Because if so, you've made yourself another enemy."

"Yeah, I attacked your worthless one-eyed monster buddy. He just ruined my love life!"

"And I'm going to end your regular life for getting in our way," the evil meme taunted. Yosuke threw one of his kunai forward, and Weegee launched one of his fists from his arm. Both projectiles bounced back upon contact with each other. Weegee raced over towards Yosuke, letting his fist reconnect, but Wario surprised Weegee by jumping up and ground pounding Weegee into the floor and the dirt beneath them.

~Ocean Base, Act 2 stops as Goomba Village from Paper Mario starts~

Soon enough, Wario's ground pounding through the ground ended as he and Weegee ended up in a comfy room with purple walls. Weegee teleported out from beneath Wario and was about to strangle the yellow idiot, but the two noticed MissingNo., Xatu, the Kabutops skeleton, and the Aerodactyl skeleton looked at them from a couch.

"Wait, isn't that the weird glitchy L thing Malleo recognized that one time we entered that shitty shop?" Weegee wondered out loud.

"Hello friends! How z͠iv͝ you w̵lr͢mt҉ g͟lw͝zb̀?" MissingNo. "greeted" the two.

"So this MissingNo. weirdo is the one behind this weird place?" Wario wondered.

"Yeah. It was... kinda obvious, Wario," Anna answered as she, Waluigi, Falco, Yosuke, and even Dr. Eggman leaped down.

"Always has been obvious," Eggman cackled, pointing a gun at the back of Wario's head. Waluigi, Anna, and Weegee all tackled onto Eggman and created a big ball of violence just to pulverize the mad scientist.

"What zi̶v͞ ̛z̴oo͘ of you guys doing śv҉ív̴?" MissingNo. "asked".

"I told you already MissingNo., they came here to raid the place. I foresaw it right after we finished constructing this place," Xatu reminded the glitch. "And as long as we keep trying to build a home, we'll probably always end up with a major raid happening to us."

"Wait, you built this place just to have a home?" Anna asked, poking her head out of the big ball of dusty violence.

"Yes, of cour-" Xatu said before instantly shutting up.

~Goomba Village stops~

"Oh no," the Mystic Pokémon muttered soon after.

"Waa? What's up?" Waluigi wondered, also poking his head out of the violent ball while strangling Eggman's leg.

"I had another vision of the future. Someone's about to press the self-destruct button," Xatu stated.

"WAIT WHA-" Yosuke screamed before an alarm interrupted him.

~Critical Health from Pokémon: Black/ White starts to play~

"WARNING: SELF-DESTRUCT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. PLEASE QUESTION WHY SOMEONE INSTALLED A SELF-DESTRUCT AFTER EVACUATION NOT BEFORE EVACUATION," a robotic voice boomed throughout all of Area 404. Everyone in the big ball of violence stopped fighting, and everyone in the room but Weegee and Xatu started panicking by mindlessly running around.

"Why is it that all these big red buttons are self-destruct buttons?" Malleo's voice boomed from the room next to the purple room. Weegee sighed, teleported into the large computer room that Malleo and Ai Kizuna were in, grabbed both of them, and then teleported right behind the large boulder where Weegee's allies were hiding behind before the raid began.

~Critical Health stops as Final Boss (Pinch) from Sonic Advance 3 starts~

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, PILES OF TRASH!" Abyss the green Inkling screeched, riding on the back of an Inkstriker, with Missile driving the ATV. The two Inklings ran over Luigi before Abyss launched an actual Inkstrike missile out of a rocket launcher, blowing up a part of Area 404's back wall. Many of the fleeing and screaming raiders turned around and raced towards the new exit while the rest rushed towards the actual entrance to the glitch city. The Wario Car erupted from the earth and into the outside world, with Wario at the wheel and Waluigi, Falco, Anna, and Yosuke clinging on to the purple vehicle for dear life. The Wario Car ejected the wings from its sides before starting to fly back into the forest near Area 404. Wario brought the Wario Car down in the middle of the forest, nearly running over Lucario and Meta Knight as they stood among all of the group of Smasher's Palace inhabitants that came for the raid. Meanwhile, Weegee teleported back to the boulder again, this time with Plankton on top of his hat and the rest of his gang already at the boulder. Sanic, Teals, and Knackeels were racing on the nearby sea again, heading away from the doomed glitch city. Eggman and all of his surviving Badniks fled the scene all together from the same way they came from. As the remaining escapees actually escaped, MissingNo. and its gang arrived next to Master Hand's raid group via teleportation.

"THREE," the robotic voice boomed.

"Oh god," Anna uttered.

"TWO," the same voice added.

"Oh fuck," Snake cursed.

"ONE," the robot voice finished.

"I left the oven on," Wario stated, scratching his ass.

~Final Boss (Pinch) stops~

Suddenly, every square inch of Area 404 just vanished, somehow causing a duck quack sound to boot. The plains had returned to how they were before Area 404 emerged from the underground.

~Victory! Gym Leader from Pokémon: Heart Gold/ Soul Silver starts to play~

"Well boys, we did it. We destroyed the abomination fortress," Skipper the penguin proudly claimed, standing next to the Wario Car along with his three fellow penguins. Nearly all of Master Hand's raiders started cheering and dancing, and even Chibi Naoto returned to do her dance.

~Victory! Gym Leader stops~

"Well I guess we can all go home now," Crazy Hand remarked before every last raider that arrived and escaped the demise of Area 404 left, leaving MissingNo. and its three friends behind.

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FEBRUARY 9th, 2019

~Specialist from Persona 4: Dancing All Night starts to play~

"It's a good g̡sŗm̴t͠ we could vz͜h͘r̶o̧b͏ our home!" MissingNo. "said" as it and its three friends dancing in front of a newer and bigger Area 404, right in the same plains the original was. Even Chibi Naoto arrived to do her iconic dance alongside the three glitches and Xatu.