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Ricochet

"Alright Ruby, you ready to try this?" Weiss asked.

"Ready!"

"Alright, here we go!" Weiss said, absorbing the Blue Wisp and stabbing the ground.

"CUBE!"

Ice cubes popped up from the ground. "Alright, go!" Weiss ordered as Ruby absorbed the Cyan Wisp and got into position.

"And… BLAST OFF!"

"LASER!"

Ruby slammed into the cubes, ricocheting off of the cubes in a zig zag pattern. "Whoa! I can't believe that worked!" Weiss said.

THUD!

"Uh… Ruby?" Weiss walked over to see that she had embedded herself into a wall, her legs sticking out. "Oh! Are you okay?!"

"Mmmph… mmmph!" Her legs flailed about.


On the other side of the wall..

"Maybe we should have tried this in Mushroom Fields and not on campus…" Ruby said, glancing over at Port who was looking at her in shock. "Oh uh… hey Professor Port!"

"Hello Ruby!" He said as he started hanging a sign around Ruby as she would look up to see that the sign read: "Rubius Rosius".

"…Oh real funny." Ruby mumbled.


Treasure Thief

"These are MY diamonds!" Wario said.

"No way, I saw them first!" Treasure Knight said. "I came into this cave first!"

"Says who?!"

"Says me!" Treasure Knight yelled, both of them getting into a fist fight when they both heard rumbling coming from above.

"Wha?" Both of them wondered as Yang came bursting out of the ceiling.

"Whew, what a rush!" Yang said and would notice the diamonds. "Ooooh, diamonds!" She said as she took them and then spotted Wario and Treasure Knight. "Heya!" She waved.

"DRILL!"

Yang would turn herself into a Drill and go underground. "Wha… hey! Those are ours!" Wario said as he and Treasure Knight went after her, but would get blown out of the cave's ceiling with water gushing out as both of them were yelling while Yang popped out of the ground.

"Suckers~!" Yang giggled and ran off.

"WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" Wario yelled.


Nowhere is Safe

Blake sat up at the top of Peach's Castle and let out a sigh of relief. "Well, this should be a good spot."

"Woof!" A voice barked as Blake yelped and turned around to see Zwei also on the roof.

Blake let out a sigh. "Let me guess, Spikes?" She asked as Zwei let out a nod with a happy pant. "Alright, come here." She said as Zwei happily sat on her lap as the Pink Wisp came out of Zwei and nuzzled up next to Blake. "Don't tell anyone of this." She said, scratching Zwei behind the ears as she started reading her book. Zwei let out a cute little yawn and fell asleep on her lap.


Totally Not Sus

"All in favor of ejecting Yellow?" Pink asked as everyone raised their hands.

"Wait wait wait, no! No! You guys got to believe me!" Yellow said. "Red doesn't know what he's talking about!" He yelled, but was kicked out of the space station. "NOOOOOO!"

"Yellow was the imposter - 1 imposter remains"

"Wow! I did not see that coming." Green said.

"See? I told you he killed Orange, but you didn't even believe me." Red said with folded arms.

"So, how did you manage to get back?" Blue asked.

"Oh, a rabbit with a blue space creature brought me back."

"…A what now?" Black asked.

"Yeah! She was so kind!"

"…So you mean to tell us that a rabbit brought you back here?"

"Yup!"

Everyone looked at each other. "That's totally suspicious." Blue said.

"No, the correct wording is sus." Green told.

"Oh right, I'm totally getting used to code words here." Blue chuckled.

"EMERGENCY MEETING!" Pink slammed his hand on the button.

"Huh?!" Red looked at them in surprise. "What's going on?!"

"Rabbits can't launch you back here, that doesn't make sense! They don't even have opposable thumbs!" White said.

"Well, this one did!"

"Oh bullcrap, like we should believe that!" Black said. "Now tell us… how did you really get back here, you impostor!"

"Whoa now, let's not call each other names here. Do I look sus to you?"

"Well, you did come back and, to be frank, put a hole in the wall. Thank goodness for technology and automatically repairing it." Blue said.

"That doesn't prove anything!"

"Alright, so you expect us to believe that this "rabbit" launched you back here. What did this rabbit look like?" Purple asked.

"Oh, she was cream in color, was wearing a blouse too."

"Uh-huh… anything else? Was anyone else with this rabbit?"

"Ooooh, there were these teal and orange guys, one looked like some sort of dancer… this one chick had ridiculously large breasts, another looked like an ice queen… oh, and a small dragon!" Red added. "Would I really be making this up?" He asked as everyone looked at each other.

"Alright, we heard enough. Let's all put it to a vote." Green said as Red let out a chuckle, folding his arms. He knew that they would believe him. He knew he had a chance!

"Red was ejected - 1 Imposter Remains"

"YOU GUYS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"


Poor guy can't catch a break.