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Jade

"Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!" Pit chanted.

"Nerd!" Viridi teased.

"You do have to admit, it's catchy." Palutena giggled.

"But in all seriousness, it's kinda crazy that Jade is the granddaughter of E. Gadd and she's not completely crazy like him." Pit said. "Like seriously, are we sure these two are related?"

"I think she takes after Amelia." Viridi guessed. "Better to be sane than insane."

"As we all know, Jade had a difficult past when she was a child. King Boo took her family away from her and her grandparents took her in. However, Jade confronted King Boo later on where she watched him destroy her parent's corpses in cold blood." Palutena said.

"Corpses? That's a bit morbid…" Viridi said. "True, they were long dead, but…"

"True, but Jade had avenged them and defeated King Boo once and for all."

"Well, on the bright side, we don't have to worry about King Boo kidnapping everyone… especially Ruby." Pit said. "She sure seems to lug around that Poltergust around, though…"

"That's part of her moveset, genius." Viridi said. "She uses her Poltergust to her advantage. Fire, Ice and Water. No matter what she throws at you, she's gonna keep you on your toes. Heck, she sometimes brings out her Mimikyu to help fight. Especially when she recovers. That shadow hand has some serious reach."

"Her Semblance lets attacks phase through her, which I believe she does that for her Spot Dodge." Palutena mused.

"So, if she can have attacks phase through her… can she walk through walls?" Pit asked.

"I don't think she can do that."

"Aww, it'd be kinda cool though."

"For her Final Smash, she first starts off her attack by blasting a fireball toward you with her Fire Element. If it connects, she will surround her opponent in a ring of fire and she will walk through the fire and suck you up, then she will shoot you out into the air where she will launch a fireball at you soon after, which will result in a fiery explosion that will send you flying."

"That… that sounds like a more intense version of Luigi's Final Smash!" Pit exclaimed. "Walking through the ring of fire? Goodness, I got the chills just thinking about it!"

"Well, I'm sure she'll warm you up real quick." Viridi said. "You'll be niiiiice and toasty!"

"Oh, that is cold, Viridi!" Pit shot back.


Iris

"Ya know, there's something about Iris that's… mysterious." Pit said.

"What's that?" Palutena asked.

"She did tell us that there was an incident that caused her to leave the island. What was the incident? All we know is that something happened to this Kuro guy and she blames herself for what she did… or… wait, am I remembering that part wrong?"

"I think the chief blamed her… or maybe it was Kuro… I dunno, it's been a while since I've heard it." Viridi shrugged.

"Whatever happened at her island, she doesn't want to talk about it. We shouldn't pry until she's good and ready."

"You guys seriously forgot? I can't say I blame you." Dark Pit said.

"Oh! Pittoo!"

"Stop calling me that. Anyway, to those who don't wish to be spoiled, just skip this long line of dialogue. If you don't care, don't say I didn't warn you. Iris was next in line to become chief of her island until a major incident with the Grimm happened on her island. This mysterious Grimm led the pack and overwhelmed the group, especially Iris's uncle Kuro and his son Daedalus. Iris went to save them but she couldn't decide who to save. Kuro made the choice for her and that was to save his son. By the time they went to get Kuro, he was already critically injured. Many were injured and Kuro had his legs paralyzed… but not paralyzed enough to where they had to cut them off. He's wearing special braces to have him walk again. Kuro does not blame Iris for the incident, for he thinks she made the right choice. However, his son disagrees and became furious for not saving his father. Since then, their relationship has become rocky and it got to the point where Iris blames herself for her failure, and even doubting that she herself can be a leader. To make matters worse, this mysterious Grimm is still alive and even left the island.

"Whoa… how did you know all that?" Pit asked.

"It pays to look into the author's notes." Dark Pit responded.

"That's… pretty deep. I feel so sorry for her." Palutena said.

"She blames herself for that? Why would she… you know what, I'm not gonna bother." Viridi said.

"Soooo uh… changing the subject… it's nice to know that I'm not the only big eater in this universe." He let out a chuckle.

"Yeah, and then you throw Akame in there and it's the Terrible Three." Viridi said. "…Actually, make that four. Kirby's a bottomless pit too."

"Despite being always hungry, Iris does not hold back in a fight. Her semblance allows her to focus her eyesight to the point where she can see the smallest of details that the others might miss. This will lead her to aim at these weaknesses and take advantage of them." Palutena explained.

"Ya know, this sounds like she'd make a great detective." Pit said. "It'd put Pikachu to shame."

"She can also see silhouettes surrounded by the aura of their color. Like with Team RWBY with their aura being red, white, black and yellow."

"Aaaaand be a massive cheater at hide and seek." Pit sweatdropped.

"Really? That's where you went with?" Dark Pit deadpanned.

"For her Final Smash, she pulls out her Wing Ability that she got from Dreamland and rushes at you. If she connects, she will grab you and take you for a ride up high. She will then dive bomb and throw you to the ground, then pulling out her rifle and shoots you. Her opponent will bounce on the floor where the bullet will then connect and you will be shot to the ground. She then comes crashing down and slams into you where you will be sent flying away."

"Ooooh, fancy." Viridi said.

"Sounds like my type of woman." Dark Pit smirked.

"Uuuugh, everyone can fly but me…" Pit groaned. "…I do think the rifle part in that Final Smash is a bit unnecessary though."

"Who cares? It's brutal… and I like it." Dark Pit chuckled.

"Yeah, this coming from the sniper…" Pit grumbled.


Nyx

"Oh! It's the bookworm." Pit said.

"I seriously doubt reading knock knock jokes and puns counts as her being a bookworm." Viridi sarcastically said.

"Hey, I've seen her read other material! More serious material."

"Like what, stand up comedy?" Viridi snarked.

"Now now, Nyx is incredibly booksmart and can set up traps when anyone least expects it. Pitfalls, rope traps, the works." Palutena said. "She even uses it in her moveset."

"Yeah, but she also uses those crossbows and… they sting. Reeeeeally bad." Pit winced.

"Yes, she is quite the marksman."

"Remind me why she lost her home to the Wario Bros with this kind of moveset?" Viridi asked. "She would've wiped the floor with them!"

"It happened when she was a young girl. She didn't have the skills like she does now."

"I know, but imagine if it happened right now. She'd kick their butts before they even had the chance to cheat! Also, they totally deserved losing that house."

"What?! Why?!" Pit asked.

"You kidding? They wagered the house against the WARIO BROS. The two brothers that like to cheat? They lost the house the moment her father started playing against Waluigi! Ugh… Nyx's parents are morons."

"They probably didn't know who they were." Palutena said.

"Bullcrap!"

Palutena would let out a sigh. "Anyway, her semblance allows her to focus her senses to detect others in a large radius. A good 100 feet no problem. Any more than that and it strains her."

"So by focus, do you mean like it enhances them?" Pit asked. "Man, imagine being able to have an enhanced sense of smell… you'd be smelling food like crazy!"

"Ugh, of course you go to food… ya buzzard." Viridi muttered.

"I don't think she would let you touch her food with her semblance, Pit. Not when she uses traps. Speaking of traps, she unleashes a short range trap to start off her Final Smash. If it connects, you're caught in a rope trap where she will get into position and fire an arrow at you… and then a hundred arrows fly past her as they all accurately skewer you. The Final Smash ends with a Bomb Arrow flying towards you and blows you up, sending you flying away."

"A hundred arrows?! What is this, medieval times?!" Pit paled at the thought. "All of this for a sandwich too… okay, I'm staying away from that picnic."

"For your sake Pit, I think you'd best stay away from all picnics." Viridi teased.


Xena

"Oh booooy…" Pit paled.

"What's up?" Palutena asked.

"It's Xena… I'm kinda intimidated by her. What, with her having a split personality and such."

"She has better control over it though." Viridi said. "I heard that she and her dark self made amends, so they're pretty much on good terms. Heck, I heard that those two can switch places."

"Oh lovely… anything else that I should know?"

"Well, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them takes over if the other is seriously injured. Imagine taking over your body and you're free of all injury and wounds while the other half rests and heals up." Palutena guessed.

"That… would be so cool!" Pit said. "I do have to feel sorry for her though… Dark Xena came to be because of a war that was started by King Bob-omb…"

"Yeah, but that war is over, so I doubt King Bob-omb will be back anytime soon. I do hear he's kart racing though… for some reason. How did he fit his body into a small kart, I'll never know." Viridi said.

"As we all know, Xena's Semblance can call upon platforms to which she can be able to help her allies and herself. Dark Xena's semblance relies more on destruction and explosions." Palutena said.

"Utility and Destruction… that's quite the semblance." Pit said. "Especially in her moveset…" He shuddered.

"Indeed, and they use it to their advantage in their Final Smash. Xena will call upon a platform… and if it connects, she will call upon another platform to use as a makeshift wall. She then lets Dark Xena take over and she uses her ESP ability to hold you in place while she lights a Bob-omb. She then tosses the Bob-omb to you while she turns around and cackles maniacally while it explodes behind her." Palutena said.

"That's not a Final Smash! That's a Fatality!" Pit exclaimed in horror. "No, a Brutality at that!"

"That is so awesome!" Viridi exclaimed.

"It's best we don't get on her bad side…" Palutena quietly said.

"Agreed!" Pit said, still paled up.


That was so fun to write up their Final Smashes as I finally got around to working on them!