Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material appearing in this story. The OC's belong to their respective owners.


So Many Marios

"Eureka, I've done it!" E. Gadd exclaimed.

"Honey, what have you done now?" Amelia asked.

"It's simple! I call it the Duplicator 2000! With this lovely thing, you can duplicate anyone!"

"Oh cool… but I have a question… why?"

"Because science, of course!" E. Gadd said, causing Amelia and her Golurk to sweatdrop. "Now then, I just need an unwitting volunteer…" He said as he walked outside.

"This is gonna go well…" Amelia said under her breath as she, Golurk and Rotom walked/floated out as E. Gadd happily hummed as he spotted Mario talking with Olimar.

"Aaaah, perfect!" He said as he aimed the Duplicator at Mario and pulled the trigger, hitting him with an electric bolt.

"YAAAH OW OW OOOOOW!" Mario yelled as he suddenly split into two.

"Whoa!" Olimar exclaimed as the Pikmin yelped in surprise.

"What the…? Why is there two of me?" Mario wondered, looking at his duplicate.

"IT WORKED!" E. Gadd exclaimed, but then suddenly, Mario split up again… and again, and again. "What the?!"

"…You were so excited to use it, you forgot to test it out, didn't you?" Amelia deadpanned.

"Aheheheh… maybe…" E. Gadd said as he looked at the Duplicator. "Let's see… 10… 20… 35… 89… HOLY MOLY, 128 MARIOS?!" He yelled. "…Huh, it stopped at 128 too."

"Mama mia!" The 128 Marios said all at once.

"Huh… this suddenly feels veeeeery familiar…" Olimar rubbed his chin.

"Hey! Let's go all pummel Bowser!" One Mario suggested. "He probably has Peach!"

"Yeah!" All the Marios said as they took off running.

"I am a genius!"

"…You might want to work on an unduplicator." Amelia said.

"Definitely working out the blueprints now." E. Gadd nodded.


At Bowser's Castle…

"GAH! OW! OOOOF! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!" Bowser yelled.

"It's-a me!"

"YES, I KNOW IT'S YOU! GAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled as Kamek appeared next to a trapped Peach and freed her.

"Come on, I'll take you somewhere less insane than here right now!"

"Okay!" Peach nodded, as Kamek took her hand and teleported them to Delfino while the Marios beat the living crap out of Bowser.

"UNCLE! UUUUNCLEEEEE!"


Character Alts - Ruby

Ruby walked along the Smash Mansion with a hum, spotting Toon Link walking by as he was wearing a purple tunic, Min Min wearing a black and yellow costume, Inkling Girl dyed her tentacles purple while wearing a school girl outfit, and Greninja dyed himself pink. "Oh, they're doing alternate colors today?" Ruby wondered as she rubbed her chin in thought. "Hmm, come to think of it, I never did one myself." She mused as she pounded her fist into her palm. "I think I oughta go see what I can do!" She said as she walked around until she found the Character Alt room as she walked in.

"Welcome Ruby Rose." A disembodied voice said. "It is your first time in this room, is it not?"

"Yeah… who are you?"

"I am the being who lives in this room. You cannot see me, for I am inside your head. Do not panic, I am inside everyone's head when they enter this room."

"Oh… okay."

"Which color do you want to try out? Based on your colors, I have decided the set for you." Suddenly, a color palette popped up with white, yellow, black, orange, blue, gold, grass green and scarlet. "See if anything strikes your fancy."

"Okay." Ruby nodded, selecting the white one first as her hair turned white and her combat skirt turned frosty white as well. Her eyes also turned blue. "Oh wow!" She said, looking at the mirror as she pulled out her scythe, seeing that it was a silvery-white color. "Heeeey, I'm the ice queen! I like this!" She said as she selected yellow next, where her hair turned yellow and her combat skirt changed to Yang's colors, her scythe was also yellow and her eyes turned violet. "Ooooh, I can definitely pull a prank on dad!" She giggled as she selected the black color next. Her hair turned black as her combat skirt turned black and white as well, with her scythe turning black, and her eyes turned golden. "Aww, no kitty ears? That's fine… I'm all mysterious like Blake. Mwahahaha~!" She smirked.

Ruby then hit the orange color, as her hair turned orange, her eyes turning green, her combat skirt was of Penny's colors and her scythe was the colors of Penny's blades. "I am combat ready!" Ruby saluted and then giggled as she went with the blue color. Her hair turning blue, her combat skirt turned blue while the middle of her combat skirt turned pale, her shoes were red and her eyes were still green. "Ooooh, gotta go fast~!" She giggled, then hit gold. Her hair went into a brunette color, her eyes turned blue, her combat skirt turned into a toga, her shoes turned into sandals and her scythe turned blue and gold. She let out a gasp. "Oh. My. Goodness. I look so cute and adorable! Oh, if only Pit can see me now~!"

She would then hit the Grass Green color, with her hair turning grass green, her eyes turning blue as the toga turned back into a combat skit but also went into Byleth's colors as her scythe looked dark green. "I feel like a teacher now… but I also look rather cute~!" She said as she went to the last color as she let out a gasp. "…Well, this might actually help me out." She said. "I'm gonna go with this color."

"Very well."

Ruby would walk out with a hum, seeing a few Smashers look at her and gasp in shock. She would then walk into the game room where WBY, Byleth, Penny, Pit and Sonic were at. "Hey guys!" She said as they turned around and gasped.

"What is SHE doing here?!" Pit asked.

"I have no idea." Yang cocked her gauntlets. "What did you do to Ruby?!"

"Guys, I'm me!"

"Of course you're you… you doppelganger!" PIt growled as Ruby's Scarlet alt was none other than… Dark Ruby herself.

"Get her!" Sonic yelled.

"WAIT WAIT NO! YOU GUYS GOT THE WRONG IDEA!" Ruby yelled but they all pummeled her. "OW! OW OW OW OW OOOOOW!" She yelled as she quickly used her semblance to get away, then she went into the character alt room, immediately switching back to her default look. "Phew… now I can tell them it's me!" She said as she walked out… and saw the group readying to tackle them.

"Now she's disguising herself as the real deal! She's gone too far now!" Yang yelled as they rushed at her, but she summoned her Rose Palm and blasted them away.

"IT WAS ME, YOU DUMMIES!" Ruby yelled as they all stared at her in shock as she walked off, grumbling to herself. "Ugh… Character Alts are bad for your health…"

"…That was one of Ruby's alternate skins?" Sonic asked.

"Ooooh… I feel so terrible now…" Yang said.

"Ha!" A voice said as they turned to see Dark Ruby standing there smugly. "That's what she gets for copying my look." She mocked.

"Oh Ruby, we're so sorry we beat you up!" Blake said as they all hugged her.

"Huh?! I'm Dark Ruby, you idiots!" She said. "GET OFF!"


Not So Stuffed Animal

"Congratulations! You're a winner!"

"AWESOME! WOOOOOO!" Yuffie yelled after completing a ring toss.

"Feel free to select your stuffed animal!"

Yuffie immediately browsed around and immediately found a stuffed Stufful. "Oooh!" She smiled as she picked it up.

"Stuff?! Stuff Stuff!"

"Oooh, so lifelike!" She said as she walked out and rejoined Cloud, Aerith and Tifa. "Oh guuuuys~! Look what I have! A stuffed Stufful!"

"Stuuuuuuff!"

"Uh… Yuffie, I think that's the real deal…" Tifa said.

"Just because it's lifelike doesn't mean it's real!" Yuffie said and gave it a hug.

"STUUUUUUUUUUUFF!" Stufful yelled and then clobbered her with its arms.

"Ow! Ow ow ow ow! OOOOF!" Yuffie went crashing to the ground as Stufful walked off with a huff. "Ooooow… okay, it was the real deal…" She groaned as Aerith used a Curaga on her.

"I wonder why that Stufful was there in the first place?" Cloud wondered.


Aliens

"And now, ladies and gentleman, allow me to direct your attention to the Yoshi Sphinx." Hades said, as the tourists stared at it. "Many historians will make you believe that people built this sphinx as a grave for the ancient Yoshi pharoah. However, those Historians are wrong… for I know the truth. It was aliens! They have made this sphinx instead!"

"Oooooh!" All the tourists said in awe.

"So, what was the reasoning?"

"They have actually turned a poor Yoshi into this sphinx with their advanced technology." Hades said. "Thankfully, they were stopped otherwise we would all be like that poor Yoshi right there."

"Aaaah, good to know!"

"Now then, allow me to take you somewhere else." He said, taking the tourists to another spot, which was somewhere located in Sarasaland. "Now, you see these interesting creatures inhabiting Sarasaland? They look way different compared to the residents in the Mushroom Kingdom."

"They look so freaky! Aaaah, that stone eyed creature is looking at me!"

"That weird ghost is staring right at me!"

"Aliens have made these creatures and they have invaded Sarasaland. However, they have been tamed so there is nothing to worry about." He said. "And you see that castle in the far distance?" He asked, pointing to Daisy's castle. "That right there… was also made by aliens."

"So, Princess Daisy lives in an alien-like castle?"

"She doesn't live in that castle. She took it over! She even went out of her way to make this one innocent alien's life miserable by turning him into gold! This alien came in peace… called himself Tatanga. Alas, Daisy is such a cruel mistress. Let us all leave her alone or she too will you turn you into gold!" He said as the tourists trembled in fear. "And now, ladies and gentleman… allow me to take you to a real spaceship!" He said, as he and the tourists took off for… the Observatory.

"Now you see here… this is advanced alien technology. Rumor has it that this alien spaceship comes to Remnant every one hundred years to make a mess of things. But it appears that as if the aliens are sleeping." Hades said. "Notice the sleek design, the advance technology… and-"

"Hiya!" A Luma greeted.

"AAAAH! AN ALIEN!" The tourists yelled and hid behind Hades.

"…Huh?" The Luma tilted its body.

"Shhhh, do not make any other sounds, You will make this alien very angry."

"What are you-"

"Go away now, alien. Shoo! Shoo!" Hades motioned him away.

The Luma sweatdropped. "Weirdos…" He said as he flew off.

"There, without your brave tour guide, you would have had your innards sucked out!" He said. "Now then, what have we learned in this tour?"

"That Peach's castle was made by aliens?"

"Maple Treeway was made by aliens and they also made innocent Wigglers get humongous… also gaining a Canadian accent?"

"Thwomp Ruins was an alien civilization that was destroyed by angry people?"

"Daisy is a jerk?"

"An innocent Yoshi was turned into a tombstone?"

"All correct guesses!" Hades said. "Now then-"

"Yaaaaawn…"

The group would turn to see Rosalina walking by while wearing pajamas, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes while drinking coffee. Hades would let out a fake gasp. "Be careful, my non-gullible tourists! That is the Mother Alien herself and she is ready to kill at a moment's notice!"

"…Huh…?" Rosalina turned to them. "What are you doing in my home…?" She wondered.

"Oh no! She's angry!" A tourist yelled.

"We have come in peace! Do not harm us!"

"Quickly everyone! I will fend her off. You guys leave!" Hades said, snapping his fingers as the tourists were sent back to earth. "Heh… another satisfied customer."

Rosalina pinched the bridge of her nose. "Have you been spreading lies again about monuments and other locations being made by aliens?"

"Of course! People will believe anything if it has history to it!"

"…It's too early to deal with your BS…" Rosalina groaned as she walked off while grumbling.

"My my, someone's not an early morning person." Hades let out a chuckle. "Now then, off to make more people gullible!" He chuckled and then disappeared.


When I noticed what chapter I was on, I immediately went "Hey, I could do a Chibi on Super Mario 128!" and that's what I did.