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Fixed the Robot

"Alright, this should do it…" Tails said, fixing some wiring on Lopez. "Aaaand, we're good." He said as he took a step back. "Okay, Lopez. You're good to go." He said as Lopez looked at him. "Go on, give it a try!"

Lopez nodded. "…Testing, testing… one, two… YES!"

"Yes, it worked!"

"Finally, I can now speak English! No one will have to translate poorly for me any longer! I can finally cuss them out and they will finally understand me!" Lopez said. "Now I will get back at Sarge and-"

"INCOMIIIIING!"

"Huh?" Both of them turned to see a Warthog rolling toward them and smashing into Lopez, breaking the poor robot apart.

"Oh!" Tails winced.

"Uuuugh… that was awful." Simmons groaned. "And that is why we go slow on speed bumps."

"That's… very good to know." Penny said as she was behind the wheel. "It's hard to remember all this when there are six pedals."

"You get used to it." Simmons said and looked at Tails and Lopez. "Hello."

"Salutations!" Penny waved.

"Lopez, are you okay?" Tails asked, looking down at Lopez's head.

"Estoy bien… creo." (I'm okay, I think.)

Tails sweatdropped. "Uh oh."

"Por qué hablo español de nuevo?!" (Why am I speaking Spanish again?!)

"I think the Warthog just messed up your wiring!"

"Warthog? Sarge told me this was a Puma." Penny said. "I'm confused…"

Lopez let out a robotic growl. "HIJO DE PU-"


Girls Night Vol 2

Summer sat on a chair, reading a book when the door slammed open. "Oh hey girls, how was girls night?" She asked as she looked up and saw Weiss and Blake covered in soot. "Oh! What happened?"

"Your daughters happened!" Weiss yelled.

"They said they'd spice up the night, but we didn't know they'd burn it to the ground… AGAIN!" Blake said in frustration.

Summer let out a giggle. "Ah, this reminds me of the time where Raven and I went on a Girls Night."

"Let me guess, you two were more civilized than Ruby and Yang?" Weiss said.

"Oh yes, we really brought the house down."


In the past

A smoldering crater remained of where a Night Club once stood as Raven and Summer stood there proudly while sirens were closing in on the crater. "Worth it." Raven said with a smirk.

"Girls night for the win!" Summer said, high fiving Raven.

"Are you kidding me!" A voice yelled as the girls turned to see a flabbergasted Qrow and Tai.

"Oh hey boys." Summer greeted.

"We leave you girls alone for half an hour and you guys explode the place?!" Tai said.

"You missed it. It was a blast!" Raven said.

"Heeeey!" Summer said as she high fived Raven again, causing the men to facepalm.


In the present

"Heh, we had a fun time." Summer said proudly, causing Weiss to facepalm. It was then that the door opened up as Summer looked up and saw her daughters walk in. "Oh hey girls! Did you have fun?"

"We sure did!" Yang said.

"WOOOO!" A voice yelled as Nora walked in with a bottle of maple syrup in her hands. She also looked a bit drunk as she drank out of the bottle. "Best girls night ever! Thanks for inviting me! Woooo!" She then passed out on the ground. "Zzzz…"

"It was a blast!" Ruby smiled, causing Summer to giggle.

"That's my girls."


Fell Through a Cave

Byleth walked outside of the monastery, letting out a small hum as she walked by the Gatekeeper. "Greetings professor, nothing to report!"

"That's good." Byleth smiled as she walked off.

"…Wait! Hold on, there is something to report actually." He said as Byleth turned around where he gave a note for her. "Here ya go!"

"Thanks." She said as she opened the letter.

"I have a request for you. Flayn and I fell in a hole while exploring Dreamland. Could you send a search party to help us? Please… it's kinda dark down here… not to mention we can't find a way out."

Byleth's eyes widened. "I'll be right back!" She said as she ran off.


Meanwhile, in the Great Cave Offensive

"This place is so cool!" Flayn's eyes sparkled.

"Yes… but, unfortunately, we can't find a way out." Seteth said. "Not to mention our rations are all gone…"

"Ah, cheer up, father! We'll find a way out!"

Seteth let out a sigh. "Your cheerfulness is the only thing keeping me sane down here." He said, ruffling up her hair when they suddenly felt rumbling.

"What was that?" Flayn wondered as they both looked around, then they saw a floating head appear before them… it was none other than Wham Bam Rock.

"Flayn, get behind me!" Seteth ordered, pulling out his lance.

"Right!" Flayn nodded as Seteth was ready for combat, but then noticed another head appearing next to Wham Bam Rock, where both of them would notice that this particular head had jewels over his face. It was none other than Wham Bam Jewel. "Two of them?!" She yelled.

"Rrrgh… this is trouble." Seteth said as Rock proceeded to punch at the duo while Jewel fired shots from his own hand. The two desperately tried to avoid these attacks but then they were grabbed by their hands. "Nnngh!"

"Aaagh!" Flayn winced.

"Flayn…!" Seteth called out as he tried to reach out to her.

"METEOR!" A voice yelled as meteors struck the hands as they dropped Flayn and Seteth, but a pegasus caught the two.

"I got ya!" Ingrid said as she flew down as Sothis appeared before the two heads as they were joined by Dedue, Petra, Ferdinand, Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude, Lysithea, Hilda, Leonie, Caspar, Byleth, Bereto, and Dorothea.

"You guys came!" Flayn smiled.

"Like we would leave you for dead?" Claude chuckled.

"Alright bro, you ready?" Byleth asked.

"Ready as I'll ever be." He said, readying his Iron Sword.

"Then let's go!" Edelgard said as they rushed at the two heads as they tried to fight back, only to get creamed by the Rescue Party as both of them exploded.

"That takes care of that!" Ferdinand said as all of them nodded.

"Thank you everyone." Seteth said.

"Now then, let's go home." Sothis said, snapping her fingers and teleporting everyone out.


Got the Wrong Guy

Washington wandered around, whistling to himself as he did so. "You know, for being in a new world, this place isn't so bad." He said.

"Excuse me." A voice said as Washington turned to see Salem approach him.

"Oh uh… who the devil are you?"

"I am Salem, I decided to take a walk when I couldn't help but hear your voice."

"Were you eavesdropping?"

"Well, when you sound like my Ozma, I can't help but take notice."

"Ah, that's understand-… wait, YOUR Ozma?"

"Oh Ozma, you can't hide forever. I know it's you in that armor."

"Look lady, you have the wrong guy! I don't know a person named Ozma!"

"Come on, let's go~" She said, taking his hand. "You can tell me where the relics are."

"Relics?! I don't know what you mean, lady! You have the wrong guy!" He said as she whistled, calling upon a Nevermore as she hopped on.

"Mine and mine alone~ You will tell me what you know about the relics." She said as they flew off.

"YOU HAVE THE WRONG GUUUUUUUUUUY!"


Meanwhile, with Ozpin

"Oooh…" Ozpin shuddered. "Why do I have this feeling like I dodged a bullet?" He wondered. "Hmm… perhaps it is for the best." He said as he resumed work.


I was watching a random Chibi episode yesterday and it just so happened to be the one that featured Girls Night. It got me thinking "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I did a sequel to this, but with Summer and Raven literally bringing the house down?" It was too good to pass up!