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Sephiroth's Reveal Trailer Alternate Take

Sephiroth turned away from the explosion he caused and walked off. Greninja and Bayonetta appeared above him and tried to take him down, but Sephiroth turned around and slashed the both of them away in one fell swoop. He then turned to Mario and rushed at him. "MAMA-"

Sephiroth had impaled right through him with a smirk… and then suddenly, Mario shrunk down until he was a small midget… something that Sephiroth wasn't expecting. "Hmm?"

"Gah! Great! Now I need to go find a Super Mushroom!" Mario said, his voice a little higher than normal as Sephiroth dropped Mario as the midget plumber walked off in annoyance, grumbling to himself.

"How unexpected."


Breaking the Law

"Rrrgh! Let's go!" Cloud yelled as he rushed at Sephiroth, both of them clashing their blades as Cloud parried his attack and slashed him up in the air, but Sephiroth recovered as he floated in mid-air. Cloud would soon follow as both of them slashed each other repeatedly while in mid-air.

"Yeah Cloud, kick his butt!" Ruby cheered.

"This… this shouldn't even be possible." Weiss said.

"So… is it… normal for these two to break the laws of physics?" Blake asked.

"With these two? Definitely." Aerith nodded.

"You should've seen these two in Dissidia, that place disobeys the laws of physics all the time." Tifa said. "…Actually, I don't think that place even has physics."

Cloud was launched to a tree, but he flipped himself over and launched himself off the tree where he slashed at Sephiroth again. "Ohohoho man, this is awesome!" Ruby's eyes sparkled.

Weiss glanced over at Simmons who was completely dumbfounded. "Simmons, are you okay?"

"This… this… THIS SHOULDN'T EVEN BE *dolphin noises*-ING POSSIBLE!" Simmons yelled.


Lyrics

"I've done it!" Ryuji came running over to Akira and Futaba who were in the middle of a board game. "I've completely done it!"

"What is it?" Akira asked.

"You know One Winged Angel? I wrote down the lyrics!" Ryuji said.

"You did what?" Futaba asked.

"Yeah, take a look!" Ryuji said, handing the two the notes.

"…What…" Futaba stared as she read through it. "This isn't even right!"

"You sure you heard it correctly?" Akira asked.

"Of course! Now I need to go see if anyone can sing this!" Ryuji said as he took off.

"…This is gonna be bad." Futaba shook her head as they took off after him.

"Hey Dorothea!" Ryuji called out to her as she was at Garreg Mach chatting with Byleth, unaware of Akira and Futaba spying on him.

"Hmm? Oh hi, what's up?"

"You're a songstress, right?"

"Of course!"

"Here, sing this." Ryuji said, handing her the notes.

"What…?" Dorothea read through it. "Um… okay… I just need to be in the mood."

"Allow me!" Ryuji said, pulling out his phone and started playing One Winged Angel. "Alright, go!"

"…What is going on here?" Byleth wondered.

"Um… okay…" Dorothea cleared her throat and then started to sing the moment the lyrics kicked in.

"Xbox in Paris, feed a bear mac and cheese. Xbox in Paris, feed a bear mac and cheese. Sephiroth!"

"Ooooh!" Akira and Futaba cringed while Byleth grimaced… all the while Ryuji grinned like a doofus.

"Souls in my knees, air to my knees. Souls in my knees, air to my knees. Xbox in Paris-"

"Ahem." A voice said as everyone froze up as they turned to see Sephiroth folding his arms.

"Aaah! Sephiroth!" Ryuji yelped as Dorothea froze.

"Oh… hello…!" Dorothea paled.

Sephiroth walked over to Dorothea and took the song lyrics that Ryuji wrote. He then pulled out a pen and wrote vigorously until he gave it to Dorothea. "Here. Try this." He said as Dorothea looked at the lyrics and with a nod, she started singing it again, this time more beautifully.

"Aaaah, that's beautiful!" Byleth smiled, sighing deeply as Sephiroth nodded in approval and turned to Ryuji.

"Next time, try learning Latin." He said as he walked off as Ryuji looked at him completely dumbfounded.

"What the eff is Latin?"


Superspicy Ramen

"Yóu lǐ kǎ!" (Eureka!) Min Min exclaimed. "I've made the perfect recipe!" She grinned as she turned to Falcon who was helping her out. "Thank you for suggesting this to me."

"Ah, you're welcome. …What did I suggest?"

Min Min giggled. "You mentioned that my ramen could have a little more kick to it, so I thought I'd combine my ramen with Superspicy Curry!"

"Oh I did… wait, you did what?!"

Min Min happily took a taste of her ramen. "Mmm! Delicious!" She smiled as Falcon took a bite and immediately breathed fire.

"D-Definitely-" He coughed. "Definitely has a kick to it!"

"It sure does! Now then, let's go hand it to the customers!" She said as she and Falcon walked out as they were serving none other than Samus, Richter, Luminary, Rosalina and Sephiroth. "Here you are~!"

"Oooh, delicious." Samus said.

"Qǐng xiǎngyòng!" (Enjoy!)

The five of them took a bite… and then four faces turned completely red as they started breathing fire. "Hah… hah… that's… that's got a kick to it!" Samus said.

"Mmph… definitely hotter than what Drac throws at me." Richter said, coughing a bit.

"Uuugh…" Luminary was pounding on the table. "Get used to it… get… used to it…!"

"Hah… hah… what is this?! I… can't feel my tongff!" Rosalina said as tears rolled down her cheeks. "I need… I need water…! Aaaagh!"

"What's the matter. Can't take a little heat?" Sephiroth mocked, as steam was coming out of his ears and he was also sweating like crazy.

"You're sweating up a storm!" Samus said.

"Hmph. This is nothing." Sephiroth said, eating his Superspicy Ramen while sweating buckets. Once he was finished, he stood up. "Thank you for the meal." He said and then walked out, his boots galoshing on the way out as sweat was coming out of his boots.

"Bié kèqì!" (You're welcome!) Min Min smiled. "Ah, at least someone enjoyed my new recipe."


Outside

Sephiroth pulled out a bottle of milk and started drinking it before his tongue stopped burning. "That's better."


Jealousy

"Mmmmph…" Pit folded his arms in annoyance, watching Sephiroth going toe to toe against Meta Knight and Charizard. The three of them were in the air as Sephiroth had his one wing out.

"Something wrong?" Ruby asked.

"I just don't understand it! I have two wings but I can't fly, and yet Silverlocks has only ONE wing, not to mention he's called the One Winged Angel… and he can fly with the greatest of ease!" He said. "I just don't GET IT!" He yelled. "WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?! HOW CAN HE FLY WITH ONE WING YET I CAN'T?! Ooooh, look, I'm a guy with one wing and I can fly with nothing holding me back!" He said in a mocking tone. "Oh, I'm so iconic! I'm so special! We iconic folk have special powers where we can fly WITH ONE WING! I'm iconic too! But oh nooooo, no no no, I'm just a crippled flightless angel who has to rely on his goddess with the power of flight that has a limited amount of time before my wings burn up! But oh noooo, mister fancy pants can fly with ONE with no trouble whatsoever!"

Ruby put her hand on his back as he was panting after finishing his rant. "You okay?"

"No… not really…" Pit slumped on the ground. "I need a moment…"

"Do you… do you want some cookies and ice cream? Mom's making homemade ice cream and chocolate chip cookies. That always cheers me up."

"Sure…" Pit mumbled as Ruby gently took her hand and walked off with him behind her. "He's a showoff… he can fly with one wing and I can't…" He mumbled as Meta Knight and Charizard slammed into the ground in defeat as Sephiroth landed gracefully.


Copycat

"Show me your strength." Sephiroth said as he got ready to fight Velvet, who immediately took a picture of Masamune. "…What?" He wondered as Velvet got into a stance and formed Masamune in front of her. "…Interesting." He mused as Velvet finished forming Masamune.

"Alright, let's do-" Velvet felt herself tilt a little. "Wh-wha?!" She yelped as the holographic Masamune dug itself into the ground and hung Velvet by the air. "Ack! Hey! Wh-what?! How long is this thing?!"

"Eight feet."

"Are you kidding?! I had no trouble with Ragnell, why is this difficult?!"

"We're done here." Sephiroth said, turning around and walking off, not wanting to waste any more time with her as Velvet struggled to get it off the ground.

"No wait, come back! I want to fight you! Come back!" She said as her ears drooped. "At least teach me how to wield this properly…"


Smaller Sephiroth

Cloud walked by and saw Sephiroth's hair leaning over the couch. He immediately noticed cartoons were playing on the TV. "Heh." He chuckled as he walked over and leaned on the back. "Never thought I'd see you watching cartoons, nor did I ever think you had a soft spot." He said but Sephiroth didn't answer. "…Sephiroth? What, are you entranced by it? Hey, don't ignore me. …I said don't ignore me!"

"Why are you getting so worked up? You hate the guy." Zelda pointed out.

"He usually has something snarky to say." Cloud responded as he tapped his foot impatiently. "I thought you wanted to watch something mature and gritty, not something as childish as-" The hair moved as Cloud looked down in shock.

"Hiiiii!"

"Kirby?! Why are you wearing…?!"

"Poyo poyo!" Kirby said, waving around Masamune as he explained himself.

"Oh wow!" Zelda said. "I'm surprised he didn't kill you for that."

"Well then, where's the real Sephiroth?" Cloud wondered, then heard footsteps as they turned around to see Sephiroth wearing a towel over his bare shoulders and was only wearing pants.

"Didn't know you missed me that much." Sephiroth mocked. "Who knew a shower was the only thing that made you miss me?"

"Oh my Hylia…" Zelda jawdropped at the sight of him, blushing a deep red. "Those abs! Those chiseled features! That six pack!" She started fanning herself. "Oh goodness gracious me! Did it get hot in here all of a sudden?"

"…I'm gonna hurl." Cloud groaned as he walked off. "And in need of some major brain bleach." He said while Zelda swooned over him before fainting.

Sephiroth looked at Zelda, and then looked at the screen with a shrug before walking away.


Electrifying Underestimation

"Sephiroth, report to the teleporters. Sephiroth?"

Sephiroth walked over to the room with a smirk plastered on his face. He wondered what opponent he'd face. It didn't matter to him though. None of these Smashers hold a candle to him compared to Cloud. He would immediately step on the teleporter and would find himself on the Midgar stage, and in front of him… Pichu appeared before him.

"Pichu Pi!"

"…You're joking, right?" Sephiroth scoffed. "Hmph, very well."

"Three! Two! One! GO!"

"This match is already over!"

One battle later

"Pichu… WINS!"

"Pichu Pichu!" Pichu cheered as Sephiroth dusted himself off.

"I seem to have underestimated you. I will not make that same mistake again." He said as he walked off, and once he got into the living room, his whole body convulsed from all the electrical punishment Pichu threw at him as he fell on the ground.

"Couldn't handle the little guy, eh?" Cloud mocked.

"Not a word from you. We never speak of this."

"Oh, I'm going to be savoring that moment for a loooong time." He smirked.


World of Light Speedrun

Everyone was on their knees, battered and bruised as they looked on at Galeem and his army of Master Hands. "You have fought valiantly, but in the end… everything will be caught in my light once more!" Galeem boasted as he started charging up another attack that would trap everyone in light once more. However, before he could finish, a single slash cut through him as the ball of light went dark and split in two. Everyone looked on in shock as Sephiroth floated there behind Galeem.

"You had trouble with him before?" He mocked as he heard distorted cracking as he glanced to his right as the sky shattered as Dharkon came through.

"MWAHAHAHAHA-…haha… ha…" Dharkon immediately looked down and saw Galeem's sliced remains as he looked back up at Sephiroth, then back down at Galeem and then back at Sephiroth. He immediately started sweating. "NOPE!" Dharkon immediately floated away, as the sky repaired itself.

"Well, that was easy." Luigi said.

"Wait for it…" Cloud raised his hand.

"Now… I shall give Smash despair!" Sephiroth declared.

"Aaaand there it is." Cloud grumbled, while in the distance, Master Hand and Crazy Hand were watching.

"Best idea I ever had!" Crazy Hand cackled, watching Sephiroth demolishing everyone.

"…I sometimes question why we're even related." Master Hand grumbled.


"Have Hades revive Sephiroth", I said. "It'll make a great Chibi" I said... what is it with my knack of unwittingly predicting characters getting in Smash? Good gravy!

Had so many Chibi ideas for Sephiroth, I went "Heck, I could just make a Chibi dedicated to Sephiroth with these ideas... because WHY NOT!"