#HousePest

Izuku and most of the girls were at the high school library, working on their respective homeworks. Barbi was also with them, not in uniform but still being at the beck and call of the girls. The group had decided to spend some time at the library figuring out their respective works to have the rest of the weekend off. Everyone was working on their own thing, sharing notes if needed with each other… Well that wasn't exactly what was going on.

"What about this one?" Kara asked, pointing to the algebra equation in her notebook.

"Sorry Kara, you got it wrong again. You need to first find the variable like this," Izuku replied, showing the daughter of Krypton the proper way.

"Ha, told you you had it wrong!" Tea laughed.

"You also got it wrong, Ms. Danvers," Barbi replied with a slight smirk on her face. "X doesn't equal 5 and ¾. I'd do it all again just to get it straight."

"Why you little-" Tea began before Izuku caught her off.

"Um, here Tea, let me show you," Izuku said, pulling Galatea away from Barbi.

Izuku and Barbi had taken the role of tutors, with Barbi being forced to wear a professor's uniform. Her hair was tied in a bun with a pair of glasses on her nose and a pencil skirt.

"Isn't this nice? Our beloved is helping us and we get a few giggles out of it," Zee said, giggling at the dress that Barbi was wearing.

"But you should still do your own homework, and only ask if you need help Zee," Jessica said, flipping through her notes.

"Yeah, but I'm surprised that Barbi knows so much about history," Karen said.

"You got the date wrong, Ms. Breecher. The day you're thinking of is the end of the first World War, not the birth of the automobile," Barbi said with a strict teacher act. "Honestly, how could you confuse those two."

However, this only got Zee to lightly kick Barbi to apologize. Barbi's eyes briefly glowed green, causing the necklace to pull back the Cheetah transformation.

"What, I meant to say was… Be careful not to mix those two," Barbi said, forcing herself to be nice.

"Sorry, Diana is usually the one that helps me with history," Karen said.

"Yes, I did notice that Prince isn't here. Why did she bail out on this riveting homework session?" Barbi asked, spotting Izuku trying to pull a comic book out of Barbara's hands. "Shouldn't your fearless leader be the one leading this?"

"Diana said she needed to check up on something where she lived and left in a hurry," Jessica explained.

Just then, Izuku released the comic book from Barbara's steel gripping hands. But that made him fall to the ground. After getting shushed by the librarian, he got back up. He apologized to the old lady as he got back up. He then noticed what was on the floor.

"Hey guys, isn't this Diana's phone?" Izuku asked, holding up the phone from the floor.

The girls looked at the phone recognizing it.

"Diana must've dropped it when she left," Kara said.

"Then just go and give it to her," Barbi added, getting looks from everyone. "You know where she lives right?"

That question shattered the train of thought of the young heroes. After all the time that they had known Diana, none of them knew where she lived.

The girls were freaking out, feeling completely clueless at the realization.

Izuku felt even worse, she was his girlfriend and lover and yet he didn't know where she was staying.

Barbi however wasn't feeling sorry or shocked. She was on the floor laughing like a hyena.

"Oh, good god this is too good!" Barbi laughed, she wasn't even bothered by the collar lightly shocking her.

"Where has she been living all this time?" Izuku asked.

"How did we never ask her?" Jessica asked.

"Maybe she's been crashing at the lair?" Kara asked.

"Maybe she rented an apartment or something," Galatea added.

"Oh, my gosh we're horrible friends!" Karen called out.

The librarian shushed them once more, giving them the stink eye.

The heroes immediately stopped their screaming and gave the old librarian many quiet sorries.

"How are we going to find her? We need to know where she went," Zee said.

"Don't worry, I'll just use my tracker," Barbara said, getting the attention of the rest.

"Um, Barbara, what are you talking about?" Izuku asked.

"Oh, didn't I tell you? I put trackers on all of you," Barbara said in a nonchalant manner.

"On our bags? Or on our clothes?" Zee asked.

"I would rather not say, but yeah. I can track all of you at all times," Barabara said, pulling out her bat-tablet.

"Um, does she do stuff like that often?" Barbi asked.

"Oh yeah, I totally track people of interest," Barbara said, typing at her tablet for a location. "I even put a tracker on you, Barbi."

"What?!" Barbi asked, looking over her body for signs of the tracker. "Where is it? When did you put it on me?" She asked, feeling her body for anything that could be a tracker.

"Don't worry, it's not a big deal," Barbara said, offhandedly.

Barbi and the rest of the group glared at Barbara. They would have a long talk about not putting trackers on people without their consent afterwards.

Barbara smiled sheepishly.

"Let's go find Diana's house," Barbara said, walking away from their glares.

"I am so getting my body checked for that damned tracker," Barbi growled. "I will not be chipped like some common house pet."

"Yet you purred when nuestro novio petted you," Jess remarked with a sly smile.

"She got you there, kitty," Kara laughed as she and Tea walked ahead of her.

"Grr, I hate you all," Barbi growled as Izuku tried to keep the peace between the members of the group.


The Teen Titans and Barbi followed Barbara as she tracked down the location of their friend. They had crossed most of the city, looking for an apartment complex or a house that was available to rent. But none of the places looked like places where Diana would've found it easy to live in. They were starting to worry about where Diana was living.

"Barbara, are you sure we're going in the right direction?" Izuku asked.

"Of course we are," Barbara said, looking up from her tablet. "She should be right above us."

"Hey, Babs," Kara said.

"Yeah?" Barbara asked.

"We're at the park," Kara said, pointing out that the group had indeed arrived at the central Metropolis park.

"What is Diana doing here?" Izuku asked.

"Maybe she likes to walk here?" Jessica suggested.

"Izuku, sisters, up here!" Diana's voice called out.

Izuku, Barbi and the rest of the Titans looked up at the big tree where they heard the voice coming from. Their eyes widen at the sight above them. They took a step back to make sure that their eyes weren't pulling a trick on them.

On the branches of the big tree were the remains of a small sailboat that looked a lot like the ones that Hippolyta and her Amazons came on when they first met Diana. The boat itself had been repurposed and remade to form a kind of treehouse with stable floor, and a roof made from the bottom of the ship and the sails had been fashioned into a door. Diana poked her head from inside her 'home' and waved at them.

"I'll be right down," Diana said, climbing down a rope. "I welcome you to my home. So, what brings you here?"

The team was still reeling from the shock of their discovery.

"You f-forgot your phone Diana," Izuku said, handing her her phone.

"Oh, thank you very much, Izuku. I was wondering where I had left it," Diana said.

"Diana, have you been living here since you came to the city?" Jessica asked, pointing to the treehouse.

"Yes, it took me some elbow grease to make the few changes I needed to rework it. At first I was thinking of making my shelter like a simple tent, but when I decided to remain here for much longer I used my ship to make the shelter," Diana explained with pride in her voice. "I'm afraid that it isn't much to look at, but I'd gladly give you the tour."

The rest of the Titans looked at each other upon realizing that Diana had been living like a hobo in the park. Despite how impressive it was that Diana was always so prepared and put together, this was not a good thing. Kara, Galatea, and Barbi held back a laugh at the idea that Diana's neighbors were squirrels and birds, but one look from the others shut them up.

"Diana, you can't live here," Jessica said.

"Why not? An Amazon must make their shelter in whatever land we make our home," Diana said. "Besides, I've been able to handle the beasts that live nearby."

"So, wait. You're saying that your neighbors are actually birds and squirrels?" Kara asked.

"Yes, they pop by from time to time," Diana replied.

Kara and Galatea couldn't take it any longer. They began laughing with Barbi joining them a little bit.

The rest of the team gave them a slight glare, but Diana wasn't sure what was so humorous.

"Um, Diana, what Jessica means is that this is a public park, people don't live here," Izuku explained. "Teenagers like us usually live in homes or apartments. If the school finds out that you aren't living with an adult with a fixed address there will be trouble."

"We cannot in good faith leave you to live in the wilderness like an animal," Zee added. "You must find another place to live in."

"But if I cannot live here, then where will I go?" Diana asked, feeling a little hurt that she was forced to leave her makeshift home.

"Hey, maybe you can live with one of us if you want," Jessica suggested.

"That's a great idea, Jess. I've been staying with Kara and Galatea with the Danvers," Izuku said. "I can vouch that it's a good idea."

"Especially when you're sleeping with them," Galatea added. "And constantly teasing him." She giggled.

Izuku blushed at the comment. Ever since his punishment began, sleeping in the same room as Kara and Galatea was the definition of torture. They would walk around the room in their underwear while blowing kisses to him. They would press their bodies against his and would hug him as if he was a teddy bear. And they would whisper into his ear what they did in the shower. Easy to say that Izuku spent most of his time at home looking like he had just gotten sunburnt.

Zee and the other girls noticed his reaction and could only imagine what he was going through at home.

"There we go, Diana you can sleep in one of our houses for each day and then you can decide in which one you want to stay," Jessica said.

This sparked an idea in Barbi's mind, which developed into a sneaky smile.

"You know darling, if living with the cavewomen is no longer pleasant for you… There's always room in my mansion for you to… sleep over," Barbi sultrily told Izuku, causing him to blush like a tomato.

However, that comment was not unheard of by the rest of the group. Zee was about to use the necklace to shock Barbi, but Izuku signalled her not to do it.

"Um, thank you Barbi, b-but um, I'm good with the Danvers, so..." Izuku stuttered, earning a couple smiles from the girls.

"Actually, since Izuku has more experience sleeping in other people's houses maybe he could go with Diana to each of our houses to see which one fits her the best," Barbara suggested. "And since Barbi's home is mostly empty she could offer a place for Diana to stay, if she doesn't like any of our homes."

"What?!" Both Izuku and Barbi asked.

"That is a great idea, Barbara," Diana said hugging both Izuku and Barbi. "I look forward to hearing your advice Izuku. And I thank you for offering me a place to live, Barbi."

Barbi tried to pry herself off of Diana's bear hug but found herself stuck.

"You needn't mention it," Barbi replied.

"You're welcome, Diana. But we still need to breathe," Izuku said.

"Oh, sorry, I got a little carried away," Diana said, slightly embarrassed letting them drop. "I'll go get my stuff for the… What do you call a slumber something?"

"A slumber party?" Barbi asked.

"Yes, that is it. I shall go get my things," Diana said before climbing up the rope to her former boat now treehouse.

"Well if no one is opposed to it, I'll take both Izuku and Diana tonight," Jessica said.

"I am ready!" Diana said, dropping down with all her things tied in a bag on her spear. "Let us go Izuku, to the home of Jessica!" She said, picking up both Izuku and Jessica with her spare arm.

Diana rushed off with both Izuku and Jessica, leaving the other girls behind.

"What can that woman not do?" Barbi asked. "I mean, seriously."

"You'll learn not to question these things," Kara shrugged. "Kinda lame that we don't get to tease Izuku tonight."

"Yep," Galatea agreed.


Izuku, Diana, and Jessica arrived at the Cruz residence after passing through the Danvers' home to pick up some clothes for Izuku. Cruz's home was filled with rescued animals from different parts of the city, trees filled with fruits and organic vegetarian foods for the animals. The place was built like an animal sanctuary with a living room with big comfy dog beds for not only the dogs, but also the cats, parrots, hamsters, and one raccoon.

"Wow, Jessica, this place is amazing," Izuku said, looking at the home.

"Yes, this place is beautiful, Jessica. It reminds me of the jungles of Themyscira," Diana added, putting down her weapons.

"Thanks guys, my parents and I help out the animal sanctuary by taking in some strays," Jessica explained, petting one of the dogs next to her. "We try to find them a good home and take care of them in the help the shelter when they need the space. I texted my parents and they're both cool with you two crashing for the night."

Izuku stiffened at the idea of meeting Jessica's parents. Not only was he in hot water with Jessica, but he had slept with her before meeting her parents. The first impression needed to be perfect.

"Don't worry, Jess. We'll be the best houseguests you could ask for," Izuku said, putting on a straight face as if he were talking to a military general.

"Well said Izuku!" Diana said.

"Calm down guys, this isn't a military camp. Take a load off, eat something, or run a bath," Jessica said before her phone beeped with a text. She read it before looking at her friends. "Oh uh, listen guys; I need to go pick up my parents since their carpooling buddy had to leave in a hurry. Be right back, make yourselves at home." Jessica said, leaving Izuku and Diana on their own.

"Alright Diana, let's set up for the night and-" Izuku began when Diana stabbed her spear on the ground before pulling out her sword.

"Agreed Izuku, we must prepare a banquet for Jessica's parents for allowing us sanctuary. I'll go get some meat, you set the table," Diana said, getting worried looks from all the rescued animals.

Izuku's eyes snapped open as Diana chased after the animals.

"DIANA WAIT!" Izuku called, taking after Diana before she hunted some animal to eat.


Thirty minutes later, Jessica returned with her parents. Jessica's moms were both middle aged women with tanned caramel skins and wore green clothes.

"I am so thankful that you're alright with Diana and Izuku staying the night," Jessica said. "I promise you that Diana is the perfect houseguest."

"Honey, you don't need to keep selling her," Jessica's mom, Maria said. "We're sure that they are great."

"I'm more interested in meeting this young man myself," Helena added.

"Mom, please, we're going through a rough patch at the moment," Jessica said, blushing slightly before they all saw the living room.

Diana and Izuku were sitting on the couch. Diana was eating a bowl of rice and vegetables while Izuku looked exhausted on the other side of the couch. He looked like he had run a marathon in the middle of the desert.

Izuku and Diana then noticed the arrival of the home's owners. They got off from the couch and greeted the Cruz family.

"Um, welcome back home," Izuku said, bowing down in respect.

"Hello mother and… aunt of Jessica," Diana said, noticing the lack of a male in the house.

"Um, Jessica, I thought that you were going to pick up your mom and dad?" Izuku asked.

"Izuku, I have two moms," Jessica clarified. "They had a donor to have me." She added.

"Oh, um, I'm so sorry!" Izuku said, bowing repeatedly in respect. "I didn't mean to assume anything. My name is Izuku Midoriya. Thank you for letting us stay for the night."

"Oh, I like him," Helena whispered to her wife.

"What an amazing wonder! I had no idea that modern civilization could allow two females to procreate without the need of a man," Diana said, shaking the hands of both moms. "I am so honored to be allowed to sleep in your house."

While Diana spoke to both Helena and Maria, Jessica slipped behind them to check up on Izuku.

"Izuku what happened while I was gone, te vez como si hubieras corrido un maratón," Jessica asked.

"Um, first Diana tried hunting some big animal for a feast to welcome your parents, then she tried to drop her stuff on a bonsai tree, she nearly put her weapons in the dishwasher," Izuku said, recounting the thirty minutes that felt like twelve hours. "But I think she understands that she can't apply her warrior life in a home that may not agree with her views. But I still feel like she should be given a chance to sleep here."

"Aw, thanks Izuku. You're a lifesaver," Jessica said, kissing Izuku's forehead.

"No, no, no nada de eso. You keep the bed salsa in your room with a sock on your door," Maria said. "Mija, at least let us have dinner before you take him upstairs."

Izuku and Jessica's faces turned beet red as Maria Cruz looked at them with a look that could be described as: I know what you two did.

"M-Mom, what are you talking about? We aren't doing anything like that," Jessica said, blushing.

"Mija, mi amor, we weren't born yesterday. We know you two already had sex," Helena said, joining the conversation. "You forgot that it was our turn to wash your sheets."

Izuku wished that the earth would swallow him whole. And by the looks of it, Jessica wanted the very same thing.

Just then a loud creak came from the second floor.

They looked up and spotted a large wet spot with a leak.

"Diana, did you run a bath while I was putting together a snack for you?" Izuku asked.

"Yes," Diana sheepishly replied.

The water from the shower made the roof give out, collapsing on top of Izuku. He quickly pushed Jessica out of the way, taking the whole water on top of his head. He was now wet as a dog and just as miserable.

"I'm so sorry," Diana said, as Izuku spit out some of the water he had swallowed.

"It's okay Diana, but maybe you need to check another spot," Izuku suggested, before turning to the Cruz mothers. "It was a pleasure meeting you. Sorry for the ceiling."

Diana couldn't help but feel a sting of guilt that Izuku got doused by her actions.


The next day, Diana and Izuku had gone to sleep with Zee at her penthouse apartment. She had the place all to herself because her dad was doing a show in Las Vegas, so sleeping in there wouldn't be a problem. She had shown both of her friends her before sleep ritual which included a green moisturising facial, a herbal tea, a massage, and a steam bath.

"...And now we are all in our pajamas and we can go to bed, knowing that Selene the goddess of the moon is praised," Zee finished, putting on the last bit of her mascara on her face.

"Oh, that was very respectful of you Zee," Diana said, clapping. "I'm sure that Selene would be thankful for your offering."

Diana had her hair tied in a ponytail and wore a white robe that looked like a pajama for the ancient Greeks, which left little to the imagination.

Izuku meanwhile wore a green sleeping t-shirt with the kanji for "hero" on it and a pair of dark green pants.

"Thanks for letting us sleep here for the night, Zee. We really appreciate it," Izuku said.

"Oh you don't need to worry, darling. I am more than happy to let you two stay here," Zee replied. "I would invite you to my bed darling but we must abide by the rules of your punishment. I hope the couch bed isn't too bad for you two."

"Don't worry Zee, we'll make due," Izuku said with confidence.

"We shall defeat this 'couch bed' and sleep soundly, Zee," Diana added. "We shall see you in the morning."

With that said, both Izuku and Diana went to the living room where the bed had been set up.

"Um, Diana, you can have the bed, I'll sleep on the floor," Izuku said.

"Nonsense Izuku, we can share a bed without any problems or as Kara called 'hanky panky'," Diana said. "Now it is time for my own sleeping ritual." She added, lighting a candle.

"Oh, is it like a prayer or a couple bows?" Izuku asked.

"Something like that," Diana said before she began her ritual.

Diana whispered a small prayer in front of the candle before she began jumping over the candle over and over again, much to Izuku's shock.

Izuku noticed that Diana's ritual was a fire hazard. He caught the jumping Amazon before putting her away from the candle. He then picked up said lit candle and blew its flame out.

"Diana, you can't be doing that in a place where you could start a fire," Izuku said.

"But I've done this ritual every night and nothing like that has happened," Diana said. "I do not wish to upset the goddess by not finishing my ritual. You do not wish to go to the realm of sleep without the protection of Selene."

"I'm sure that Selene will understand if you skip today," Izuku said. "We are guests here, and we need to follow the rules of this house."

Diana thought about it before realizing her mistake.

"You may be right, Izuku. As a guest I cannot do something that might anger or displease my host," Diana said. "We should go to bed for now."

Izuku sighed with relief before he went to the couch bed. He laid on the left side with Diana taking the right side.

They drifted off to sleep.

But as they slept, Diana couldn't help but feel uncomfortable on the bed. She turned and moved, hoping to get a better position to sleep on. But she wasn't able to find the proper position. The metal pieces and the too soft mattress weren't getting along with her back. She rolled on the mattress, punching it to flatten it.

"Diana, is something wrong?" Izuku asked, watching the Amazon beat on the bed.

"I was hoping to flatten the bed, but it won't budge," Diana punched, making the bed bust open with the feathers blowing out. "I think I just killed the bed."

After patching up the bed as best as they could, Izuku and Diana slept on the floor. They managed to get some sleep before Diana woke up again. She wanted some water.

"Izuku, do you have any water?" Diana asked.

"No, but maybe there's some in the kitchen," Izuku surmised, getting up to check if there was any water in the kitchen.

Izuku looked around for a bottle of water, but didn't find a single drop. He could've offered Diana some water from the sink, but he figured that it wasn't all that appealing. He didn't want to wake up Zee to call the desk for room service, that would've been rude. Izuku then remembered that at the front desk there was a vending machine with water. He put on his shoes before going down to the vending machine. He purchased a couple of bottles before going back to the apartment.

Diana drank the water letting out a satisfied sigh.

"Thank you, Izuku," Diana said. "You are a lifesaver."

"You're welcome, Diana," Izuku said, before they went back to sleep.

However, the night was not as quiet as Izuku had hoped for. Diana kept waking him up and moving around, feeling completely out of place and uncomfortable. The night was completely horrible for the two. Their morning wasn't the best one for them. They woke up with bags under their eyes and their respective hairs were wild and unruly.

"I don't think that this is the place for Diana," Izuku told Zee.

"What happened last night?" Zee asked.

Izuku explained the events of the past night, leading Zee to grimace. If that was one night then she would have to deal with it every night.

"Perhaps we should try some place else," Zee said.

"Agreed, but in the meantime I shall do my morning training like the ancient Greeks used to," Diana said, heading to the pool area.

"Very well, I'll make you two some breakfast and-" Zee began before a thought crossed her mind. "Darling, how did the ancient Greeks trained?"

"According to Diana they did it na-" Izuku's eyes snapped open as he realized what she was implying.

Izuku and Zee turned to see Diana stretching her body completely naked.

Izuku turned beet red while Zee's mascara and product fell off.

"DIANA PRINCE GET BACK IN HERE!" Zee said as she pulled her back inside before the people of the other buildings could see her.


The next night had arrived and it was the turn of the Beecher household.

Izuku and Diana arrived there and were quickly surprised by the amount of technology that the house had. However, that did not work out for Diana.

Diana stood on Izuku's arms in fear as Roombas passed between their legs.

"What manner of pests are these?" Diana asked, holding on to Izuku for dear life.

"These are known as Roombas, Diana. They are little robots built for cleaning, like little pets," Karen said. "They even listen to voice commands. Watch. Stand by." She ordered, clapping her hands.

All the robotic vacuums stopped and returned to their respective stations.

"Wow, this whole home is wired," Izuku remarked as Diana went back to the floor.

"That's nothing, we even have a voice commanded house program. Check it out," Karen said. "Athena, turn on the TV and put on channel 45."

"TV on. Channel 45." A robotic voice called out, spooking Diana a little bit.

The television turned on and showed the contents of channel 45, The Animal Network channel.

"Athena, what's in the fridge?" Karen asked.

"There are five carrots, two packets of asparagus, half a dozen eggs, half a carton of 2% milk, and a brand new packet of chicken." The robotic voice said.

"Athena, lock the windows," Karen said.

The windows were then locked from the inside as Karen had commanded.

"Athena, turn off the air conditioner in the living room," Karen commanded.

The air conditioning stopped in the living room while it still went on in the rest of the house.

The more Karen commanded and instructed, the more Diana felt herself unsure of what was going on. All this technology was making her dizzy. She couldn't tell what was going on. She even began to only hear technological white noise coming from Karen's mouth.

"Diana, are you alright?" Izuku asked, snapping the Amazon princess from her stupor.

Diana shook herself, regaining her bearings before rushing to the TV and looking directly at the screen.

"How is it that this house has a connection to the goddess Athena?" Diana asked, looking at the TV. "Is this house built on top of a temple?"

"Calm down, Diana. I'm sure that Karen and her parents only named the program Athena," Izuku said, calming down the Amazon.

"Yeah, give it a try Diana," Karen suggested.

Diana was unsure as to what to say or do.

"Oh great and wise Athena, I seek your council. Should I stay here and live in the home of Karen?" Diana asked. "Although all this technology may be overwhelming for me, I have sworn to protect this city and all of its inhabitants. Please, tell me what should I do?"

The robotic voice did not reply to Diana's question. A minute passed until it finally spoke.

"I am sorry, could you repeat that question?" the robotic voice asked.

"Maybe you should try speaking more clearly, Diana," Izuku suggested.

"You may be right, Izuku. Athena, clear me from doubt!" Diana said.

"Deploying cleaning bots." The robotic voice said. "Commencing full body cleaning process."

"Wait what?" The three teens asked as the Rumbas shot out of their stations.

The cleaning robots rushed at Diana, who ran for her life as the robots chased her.

Izuku and Karen chased after them as Karen tried to call off the bots.

"Oh gracious Athena, please calm the death machine bugs!" Diana screamed as she pulled out her sword. "Prepare to plunge into a rain of pain, you fiends!"

"Activating sprinklers!" The robotic voice replied.

"Oh, no," Karen said as the sprinklers rained down inside the home, short circuiting the entire house.

"I think we better try another house," Izuku said.


The next day the group had to skip the Danvers home, since they were already at full capacity. Instead both Izuku and Diana went on to the Gordon residence, where Barbara had told her father that Izuku and Diana were going to stay the night for a school project.

Izuku and Diana laid down on the floor of Barbara's bedroom. Everything had gone great so far. Diana had done her ritual and Izuku didn't have to worry about a thing. This might be the place where Diana could finally live in.

"Everything alright in here, Babs?" Commissioner Gordon asked.

"Yeah, dad. All set to go to bed," Barbara replied.

"Thank you for letting us stay here, Mr. Gordon," Diana said.

"We hope this isn't an inconvenience," Izuku said.

"Not at all, you three sleep tight," Commissioner Gordon said before closing the door.

But not a second later did the Commissioner popped his head back in, giving Izuku the 'I am watching you' sign.

Izuku shuddered at his threat, but couldn't help but understand why he was doing it. He had to be on his best behavior or the old cop would most certainly throw him in a prison cell.

"I think I'll call it a night, good night Diana, good night Barbara," Izuku said, laying his head against the pillow.

Time passed, allowing the trio to sleep tightly.

However, a loud klank noise and a couple of steps woke up Izuku. He opened his eyes and looked around for the source of the noise. His eyes adjusted to the lack of light, only to see a foot stomped in front of his face. He looked up and saw that it was Diana's foot. Her eyes were closed and she held a spear in her hands.

"Diana?" Izuku asked.

Diana turned towards the voice, with her eyes still closed. She stabbed at the noise.

Izuku rolled out of the way, dodging the spear.

"Diana, what's wrong?!" Izuku asked as Diana charged at him with her spear.

She spun her spear at great speed and slashed at Izuku, forcing him to jump back.

Izuku called upon the power of One For All and dodged against the attacks. He ducked and spun under the attacks of the Amazon.

Diana thrusted her spear forward, forcing Izuku to bend backwards to avoid it.

Izuku caught the spear in his hands.

"Diana, what's wrong?" Izuku asked, before realizing that Diana was still asleep. "Are you sleepwalking? Sleep fighting?"

Diana grunted in her dream fighting. She then pulled Izuku along with her spear. She then spun him along with the spear over her head in a wild manner. She then flung Izuku against the door, forcing him to fall down the stairs.

Izuku spun back to his feet, afraid that the noise woke up either Barbara or her father. But all he heard were the snores coming from Barbra's room. He then spotted Commissioner Gordon listening to music in the kitchen.

"Wow, guess that one fight isn't much compared to a night in Gotham," Izuku muttered.

Diana cried out as she charged at Izuku once more with her spear held above her head.

Izuku jumped back as Diana stabbed the ground, narrowly missing him.

"Diana, you need to wake up!" Izuku begged, dodging the attacks.

"No, you monster. You shall not harm people that I love," Diana called out in her sleep. "Begone evil cyclops!" She cried out as she continued attacking with her spear.

"Diana, there isn't any trouble! You don't need to be on guard all the time!" Izuku said.

"No, an Amazon must always be ready for a fight!" Diana cried out.

Izuku called forth 15% of his quirk, catching Diana's hands mid-swing. He wrestled the spear out of her hands. He tried to hold her down as best as he could, but then he spotted Commissioner Gordon getting out of the kitchen. He picked up Diana and hid her inside the closet. He stepped into the closet, letting Barbara's dad pass to his room without spotting them. He pressed his ear to the door to listen to his steps. Izuku heard how the steps went on to the top of the second floor.

"That was a close one," Izuku sighed.

Just then, a pair of arms wrapped around Izuku's body. They were strong and held him tightly.

Izuku was pulled back by the arms in a bear hug. He looked back and saw that it was Diana.

She snuggled against him, pressing her nearly naked body against him. She rubbed her face against his cheek in a loving embrace.

"Diana?" Izuku asked.

"Mmm," Diana moaned, rubbing her cheek deeper against his cheek. "Izuku. So lovely. So soft. So manly." She moaned, nibbling Izuku's ear.

Izuku turned red at her words.

"D-Diana, I don't think this is the time or place for this," Izuku whispered. "Besides, I thought that there was no sex for now."

"But I miss your touch~," Diana whined slightly. "We make love soon, promise me," She moaned, kissing Izuku's cheek.

Izuku couldn't help but struggle against the hold of the Amazon.

"How about we try that another time," Izuku said, managing to pull himself free from the hold of the lovesick sleepwalking Amazon

Izuku let out a sigh. It would appear that they would sleep in the closet this night.


The sun rose once more, and Diana was not pleased with herself. She was ashamed of her behavior of the past night and her sleep fighting that nearly killed Izuku. She looked down at herself in shame with all her things wrapped up in a bag. Izuku sat by her side on a park bench, comforting her.

"Don't worry, Diana. I'm sure we can figure things out," Izuku said. "Maybe we can get you an apartment or a small house somewhere in the city."

"Thank you for the kind words, Izuku. But what I did was unbecoming of an Amazon to behave in such a manner," Diana replied. "I fear that I may never fully become accustomed to living in a city. I am Diana of Themyscira, and living in the park was the best way I could feel at home."

"Diana, you don't have to change who you are to make it in a city. It's alright being homesick," Izuku said before he got an idea. "You can be both of Themyscira and Metropolis. Embracing both the past and the future. And I think I know where you could find that balance." He said, holding out his hand.

Diana looked at Izuku with happiness. She was touched by the hope and desire to help others that the green-haired boy radiated. She took his hand, seeing him as the man she loved.


"Are you for real?" Barbi asked, crossing her arms.

Izuku had taken Diana to the one place that he knew was big enough for her and that would make her feel right at home. He did feel a bit rotten for suggesting Barbi's home without her consent but it was the best place he could think of. Easy to say that he was getting an earful from Barbi.

"Barbi, please, Diana has no other place to go," Izuku pleaded. "We already tried the homes of our other friends, and things didn't go the way we hoped. Besides, you mentioned that the mansion is mostly empty."

Barbi huffed in annoyance. She eyed at the Amazon and then at her green-haired love. She didn't love the idea of him bringing another woman to her home, but she did enjoy seeing him.

"Please, Barbi, you don't need to do anything, I won't force you if you don't want to," Diana said.

Barbi didn't know what to say. It wasn't often that she felt touched by truthful words. She wanted to turn her away, she knew that the collar wouldn't force her like that. However, she felt compelled to be nice. It was like someone was tugging at her heartstrings.

"Oh, very well. You sleep here one night, and if you don't annoy me then I'll consider letting you stay," Barbi conceded.

"Oh, thank you Barbi, You are the best!" Diana said, hugging Barbi in a bone-crushing hug.

Izuku gave Barbi a smile and hug of his own.

Barbi smiled a genuine smile. She did like having people caring for her.