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To Qwark's Guest: Oh yeah, Spy would definitely win. Pffft.
Pizza
Minigame: Eatsa Pizza - Mario Party 3
"Alright, for this challenge, you're going to be eating pizza! But there's a catch! The pizza is so large, that you're just gonna have to eat it with your face only! No using your hands at all except for crawling! Now then, we divided you eight into four because all of you wanted to play this minigame." Toad said with a sweatdrop. "Anyway, Team A is none other than Kirby, Effie, Yuyuko and Pac-Man! Team B is Raphael, Ingrid, Akame and Iris! First time to finish their size of the pizza… wins! Now… BEGIN!"
Both sides quickly dove into their pizza as they started eating very quickly… but about ten seconds into the pizza eating contest… "FINISH!" Toad yelled. "The winners are… Team A!"
"WHAT?!" Team B yelled as they saw Team A, minus Kirby, with bloated bellies.
"Aaah, that hit the spot." Yuyuko giggled.
"Poyoooo." Kirby smiled.
"Agh… figures, they had Kirby on their side." Iris sighed.
"You gonna eat that?" Effie asked.
"No…" Ingrid muttered with a sigh, watching Akame eat their side of the pizza with Raphael helping her.
Can't Wield It
"Haaaah!" Cloud and Sephiroth lunged at each other, both of them clashing their blades repeatedly until Cloud swung his sword up to knock Sephiroth in the air as he swiftly unleashed Omnislash Ver. 5 on him and then slashed through him as Sephiroth tried to block the attack, but Cloud slashed Masamune off of him and slashed him to the ground.
Masamune landed on the ground as Ruby walked by and noticed it. "Oh my gosh! Sephiroth dropped Masamune!" She said as she looked both ways. "I'm sure it wouldn't hurt if I held it for a bit." She said as she tried to pick it up, but considering its length, she was surprised on how hard it was to properly pick it up. "Nnngh! Mmmph! Oh come on, why can't I pick this thing up!" She grunted as she used her strength to manage to hold it up proudly.
"Yay!" She smiled, but it wobbled and it fell to the ground, stabbing it in the process. "No!" She yelped as she tried to pick it up again. "Rrrgh… come on… come ooooon!" She begged but slipped off. "Wah!" She yelped and then sighed. "I guess I won't be wielding that anytime soon." She mumbled, then noticed Kirby walking by with Sephiroth's hair style as he held Masamune easily.
"Hi!" Kirby waved and continued walking.
"Mmm… show off." Ruby muttered quietly with her arms folded.
Odd Console
Qrow walked into the Xiao Long Home with a six pack of alcohol as he was busy laughing. "I can't believe they would do something like this!"
"Qrow, what are you doing with a six pack?!" Summer demanded.
"Oh, you gotta see this!" He laughed as he put it next to the TV, where he proceeded to set things up.
"What's Uncle Qrow doing?" Yang wondered.
"That's what I want to know." Summer said as Tai walked over curiously.
"Ladies and gentleman… I give you… the first Biddybud Lite console!" He said, turning it on as a game appeared on the screen.
"WHAT?!" The three of them yelled as Qrow pulled out a bottle.
"Yeah, some alcohol company decided to make a console. No idea why." Qrow chuckled as he took a swig.
"…I come back alive, and some whackadoodle makes some kind of beer console." Summer said in disbelief before sighing. "What a world we live in."
"Got a few controllers! Let's do this!" Qrow exclaimed.
"Who would be dumb enough to buy a beer console?" Tai asked. "…Wait, I think I just answered my own question."
"Ya think?!" Both girls yelled.
Despair
"So, what's the deal with this bozo?" Hiyoko wondered, watching Sephiroth chat with Ridley.
"Oh, he's basically Cloud's nemesis." Samus said.
"Ah, I see."
"Anything else?" Ibuki wondered.
"Yeah, apparently he wants to bring despair to Smash." Samus said, causing Hiyoko and Ibuki to freeze up as they looked at each other.
"DESPAIR?!" They both yelled.
"Huh? Something the matter?"
"You… you wouldn't think Junko would-" Ibuki looked at Hiyoko.
"I am so glad she's dead." Hiyoko said. "Could you imagine if she teamed up with this Sephiroth guy…"
In some dreaded alternate universe…
"AHAHAHAHA! At last! The ultimate despair!" Junko laughed. "You blockheads can't win against me!"
"Oh yeah? Why not?" Aoi asked.
"Because this guy came to visit~!" Junko said, pointing to Sephiroth. "He is my BFF and we will get to destroy this world together!"
"We are not BFFs. We just happen to share common interests."
"Oh listen to him, I can practically marry him! Just think of all the chaos we can cause!" She said.
"I am not marrying you."
"Oh really, then what's this mistletoe doing above your head~?" Junko giggled.
"I'm gonna hurl…" Toko groaned.
"Kiss me, you fool!" Junko smiled. "We can be united in despair and-"
"Gigaflare." Sephiroth said, throwing a Gigaflare at Junko.
"AAAAAH!" Junko yelped as the smoke cleared as she was covered in soot and the mistletoe disintegrated. "Okay… maybe some other time…" She coughed as she fell on her back.
Back in the real universe…
"Glad Junko is not with us." Ibuki said.
"Agreed." Hiyoko nodded.
"Hey guys!" Hades walked over. "Look what I have~!" He said, pointing to Junko next to him, as both girls gasped in horror.
"Oh no! The she-demon's back!" Hiyoko yelled.
"Quick, get Doom Guy-chan!" Ibuki exclaimed as they took off running.
"Heh!" Hades chuckled as he pulled off the hair of Junko. "Who knew they would get so worked up over a mannequin?" He smirked, causing Samus to facepalm.
So did y'all know that for some strange reason, Bud Lite, of ALL companies made a console? Because apparently they did. I kinda forgot about it before it was mentioned in Discord that I went "Ooooh yeah, I was gonna make fun of that in a Chibi."
Anyway, decided to make a Chibi before the Sephiroth presentation. *one presentation later* That was the most BEAUTIFUL victory screen i've ever seen! Holy cow, this guy is gonna be a lot of fun when he releases! (Though, I was expecting him to be released right after the presentation... but uh... you can unlock him early, so... yay?)
Also, 9 songs added and they're also in Midgar now. HELL YEAH BABY! Oooh, he's gonna be a looooooooot of fun!
Aaaaand poor Geno. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna get me a Sephiroth once the update for the Sephiroth Battle drops!
