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Grand Opening
"Alright, ladies and gentleman!" A Toad called out to the large crowd. "Thank you for being patient with us, but the theme park has been completed!" He said as the crowd started cheering. "And now… without further ado…" He pulled out some scissors. "Super Nintendo World is… open!" He said, cutting the rope as the crowd cheered louder. "Now then, let's all go into the park in a nice orderly-" The crowd started running in. "WAIT! NO! NOT ALL AT ONCE!" He yelled as he started getting trampled by the large crowd. "Ow! Ow! OOOF! OW! GAH! AAAAGH! MMMPH! MY LEG! MY CHEST! AAAAGH!"
Once the dust settled, the Toad was left in a crumpled mess. "Oooow… why is it that no one follows the "Nice and orderly fashion" rule…"
"You probably should've gotten out of the way." Another Toad said.
"Yeah… the thought occurred to me…"
Painting
"Hmm…" Junior stared at a Bob-omb Battlefield painting. He looked both ways and pulled out his paintbrush. "Hehehehe." He smirked and then painted himself on it. "Hmm… needs a magic touch… oh! I know!" He grinned as he took off and then came back with Kamek.
"You want me to do what?" Kamek asked.
"Make it transparent until you get closer to it!"
"Uh… okay." Kamek said as he flung magic at it. "There, that'll hold it."
"Sweet!" Junior said as he took off with Kamek.
"My my, this is a lovely painting." A Toad walked over to it.
"Hehehehe!" Junior's body appeared.
"WAH!" The Toad jumped back. "What the devil?!"
"My my, five minutes into this park and it's already been vandalized. For shame." A female Koopa said and then walked off.
Key Coin #1
"Hmm…" Ruby stared at the Piranha Creeper that was curled up next to a Key Coin. "Yeah, this should be easy!" She said as she pressed her Daisy Band on the thing.
"Good luck!" Pit said as Ruby used her semblance to quickly go through the maze around the Piranha Creeper before making it to the top.
"Alright, easy does it. Eeeeasy does it." Ruby whispered as she reached for it and then took the Key Coin. "Got it!" She exclaimed, which woke up the Piranha Creeper as it growled at Ruby. "Uh… uh oh…" She whispered as the Piranha Creeper grabbed a hold of her and shook her violently. "AAAAAH!" She yelled as the Piranha Creeper let go of her and sent her flying. "Waaaaah!" She landed near Pit. "OOOF! Ow…"
"You okay?" Pit asked, helping her up.
"I got thrown around by a Piranha Plant. What do you think?!" Ruby said as she saw the Key Coin was back where it was as the Piranha Creeper was back to snoozing.
Banjo walked by. "We know what to do with this." He said as he used his Mario Band to activate the activity as he and Kazooie snuck around until they got to the Key Coin. Kazooie grabbed it as Banjo leapt off and Kazooie flapped her wings until Banjo gracefully landed near the two. "Guh-huh! Too easy."
"Yeah, because you've done it before in your own game…" Pit muttered quietly.
Gift Shop
Nabbit looked around the Gift Shop. He then let out a chuckle and looked to his Sableye. "Sable!" Sable nodded as both of them started whistling casually.
"Thank you, come again!" A Toad waved as Velvet walked out with a Blooper plushie. "Oh hello there, what can we do for-" Nabbit and Sableye dropped two smoke bombs to cover the entire store. "ACK!" He yelped as Nabbit and Sableye quickly put all the items in Nabbit's bag as they took off. "Stop! Thieves!" He called out as Nabbit let out a giggle as they rushed out of the Gift Shop, but they ran into someone that knocked them to the ground.
"And where do you think you're going?" Rosalina asked with her arms folded. Both of them sweatdropped as Rosalina aimed her wand at them and lifted them up in the air as she flipped Nabbit upside down and dumped all the items out of his bag, then she made a Launch Star and launched the two out of the park.
"Thank you, Rosalina!" The Toad smiled as Rosalina put all the items back.
"You're welcome!" Rosalina smiled and then spotted something. "Ooooh, a Luma plushie!" Her eyes sparkled as she picked it up, paid for it and walked out with a hum.
Smaller
Ashley walked around the underground section with a hum before she spotted a large ? Block above her. She let out a smile and hopped up to try and reach it, but she was out of reach. "Mmmph! Argh! Rrrgh!"
"Can't reach it." Red said.
"I know of an alternative." Ashley said as she pulled out her wand. "Pantelones Giganticus!" She yelled… and she grew even tinier. "Oh no, not again!" She squeaked.
"Hey, looks like I'm bigger than you now!" Red teased.
"Oh be quiet!"
Key Coin #2
"So what are we supposed to do here?" Emerald asked.
"I think we're supposed to get that Key Coin from that Bob-omb." Cinder said. "But how do we do it without getting ourselves killed?"
"Hmm… oh, I know!" Mercury pulled out a Fire Flower and crushed it. He then aimed his foot at the Bob-omb and let out a good kick as a fireball hit the Bob-omb, causing it to light up. "We just light it up from far away and we get ourselves the Key Coin once he explodes."
"Good thinking!" Cinder said. "Mercury, you are a genius!"
"…Guys?" Emerald caught their attention as the big Bob-omb walked toward them and trapped them behind a wall.
"Whoops…" Mercury said.
"MERCURY, YOU ARE AN IDIO-"
BOOM!
"Oooow…" Cinder groaned as the three of them lay there unconscious as Ashley climbed up toward the Key Coin.
"Pantelones Giganticus!" She said, but the Key Coin itself grew larger. "NOT ON THAT, YOU STUPID SPELL!"
Toad's Cafe
JNPR sat at a booth, and were joined by the Schnee family. "Man, what's taking them so long?" Nora asked. "It's been fifteen minutes since we ordered."
"Just be patient. The park just opened up." Willow said. "I'm sure things are perfectly fine."
In the kitchen…
"Alright, what's taking those Mushroom Steaks so long?" Chef Toad asked.
"We got a code black! I repeat, we got a code black!" A Yellow Toad yelled.
"Huh? What's code black? Do we got Scaredy Rats?"
"Worse!"
"What could be worse than-"
"Meeeyork. Meeeeeyork!"
"…Oh, those lousy little…" Chef Toad pulled out a Fire Flower. "I'M NOT LETTING SOME VERMIN DESTROY MY FOOD! YAAAAAH!"
Back in the dining hall…
"This place is rather nice." Weiss said, looking at the ceiling. She would then glance at a Mario Burger being served to Marnie and Neo nearby. "Huh, I'm surprised Luigi isn't with them."
"They're doing a photoshoot. I'm sure those two understand." Winter said, drinking her tea.
It was then that a waiter walked over. "I'm sorry, but your food is still being prepared. We'll be with you momentarily."
"Okay." Willow nodded as Nora let out a loud hungry groan.
"How long does it take to prepare a steak?!" Nora said.
"I mean, we all did order steaks… although Jaune did order a Mario Burger." Pyrrha said.
"That looked so good. I also ordered a ? Block cake!"
Back in the kitchen…
"Out! OUT I say!" Chef Toad yelled, burning all the Fuzzies alive. "There we go! Now then, let's go get their orders!" He said as a Toad went out with a cart.
"Here's your orders!" He said as they handed them their meals. "Enjoy!" He said and walked off.
"Time to try the cake first!" Jaune said, grabbing a fork and was about to take a bite, when suddenly a Fuzzy burst out of it, causing the others to yelp.
"Meyork? Meyork!" The Fuzzy bounced off.
"Aaaaand… suddenly I lost my appetite." Jaune quietly said.
Photoshoot
"Phew… this photoshoot is exhausting." Luigi said. "I'm gonna go meet Marnie and Neo at the cafe, see you a bit."
"Alright, see ya!" Mario said as Luigi walked off.
"Hey, since Luigi's gone…" A voice said as Pauline walked over. "How's about we do a few photos together for old times sake?"
Mario chuckled. "That sounds like a plan!" He grinned.
With Peach…
"Mmph!" Peach turned her head as she was walking a Mario figurine with a Koopa Shell. "Why are my girlfriend senses tingling?"
Back with the duo…
"I have to say, Mario… we made a fabulous couple back in the day." Pauline said. "It almost feels nostalgic, how we're doing a photoshoot together for old time's sake. It kind of reminds me of-" Suddenly Donkey Kong grabbed a hold of her. "WAAAAH!" She yelled as Donkey Kong jumped up on top of a mountain.
"Pauline!" Mario exclaimed as Donkey Kong tied her up in rope.
"Hoo hoo hoo!" He said, pounding his chest.
"Yes! Make me proud, boy!" Cranky Kong cheered as Mario let out a growl as he jumped up to save Pauline as Donkey Kong threw barrels at Mario, but he jumped out of the way as he pulled out his hammer and hammered the barrels until he got to the top as he and Donkey Kong got into a fist fight.
"Ah, memories." Pauline said as Mario delivered an uppercut to knock Donkey Kong off the mountain as he landed on a Koopa animatronic and knocked the Key Coin off of the POW Block minigame as it landed in Yang's hands.
"Oh, sweet! Thanks big guy!" Yang said and then ran off.
"Hey, wait a minute! You can't cheat like that!" Sun said as he and Neptune chased after her.
"My hero." Pauline smiled as Mario untied her.
"You alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." Pauline said as she suddenly scooped up Mario bridal style.
"Whoa!"
"How's about we do this just like old times?" Pauline smirked as she leaned close to give him a kiss and causing Mario to pale.
"Uh… hold on! This isn't what it looks like!" Mario said as he tried to lean his head back from Pauline as she closed her eyes… when suddenly a frying pan hit her upside the head and then was launched away from a golf club.
"Waaaah!"
"Back off, lady! He's mine!" Peach yelled and helped Mario up. "You're not hurt, are you?"
"Nah, I'm alright."
"That's good." Peach smiled, giving him a small peck on the nose and causing him to blush deeply. "Come on, let's get back down." She said as Mario hopped down with her.
Animatronic
"So, you are a fellow robot too?" Penny asked an animatronic Koopa walking around. "That's wonderful, because I'm a robot as well! So, tell me everything!" She requested but the Koopa said nothing. "Um, hello? Why aren't you saying anything? Helloooo!"
"Um, Penny?" Susie walked over to her. "That's an animatronic. They don't talk."
"Animatronic? You mean like… they're actually animals?"
"Oh no no no, not like that. They're robotic, but more… lifelike. I guess that's how you explain it." Susie said.
"Ooooh, okay." Penny nodded. "Do you think they'd make some kind of restaurant filled with animatronics?"
"As long as they don't kill you in the middle of the night, I don't see why not." Susie said.
"I see! Well then, let us explore the park some more!" Penny said and looked at the Koopa animatronic. "Farewell, fellow robot! Until we meet again!" She said and then walked off with Susie.
Kart Racing
"BWAHAHAHA! Get a load of this!" Bowser yelled, throwing a Bowser Shell at the Karts, but Blake, Coco, Ilia and Daisy avoided the attacks.
"Have some of this!" Blake said, throwing a Red Shell at him.
"Gah!" Bowser yelled, his kart stalling as Blake and the others cruised ahead and made their way to the finish line.
"Wahoo! You have defeated Bowser! Here's-a your prize! A gold trophy!"
"Awesome!" Blake said, but no trophy showed up. "Huh?"
"Shouldn't there be a trophy?" Coco wondered.
"…Alright, who tampered with the trophies?" Daisy asked.
Outside…
"WAHAHAHAHA!" Wario laughed as he and Waluigi sped off with all the Mario Kart trophies in the Wario Car.
"If we can't win 'em, we'll just take 'em all!" Waluigi laughed as they left the park with the trophies.
Back with the group…
"I think I have a good feeling." Ilia said, causing the others to groan while facepalming.
Daisy let out a sigh. "This is why we can't have nice things…"
Man, I was getting Chibi ideas just watching that Super Nintendo World Direct. I thought it was gonna be a bit boring, but it was so cool seeing all of that stuff in the Direct! Wasn't even bored at all.
Here's to never getting the chance to go to those parks though. Sigh...
