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Watermelon Festival
"Yang! I got exciting news!" Ruby came running over to her.
"What is it?" Yang asked.
"They're doing another Watermelon festival at Delfino, specifically at Gelato Beach!"
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah! And they also got a lot of Cataquacks there too!"
Yang slouched a bit. "Oh… really…?"
"Yeah… and I think they're doing another Watermelon contest. At least, that's what I saw online anyway. But anyway, I invited the whole family!"
Yang looked intrigued. "The whole family?"
"Yup!"
"Hmm!" Yang rubbed her hands together with a devilish smirk.
"Uh… what's with that look?"
Later, at Gelato Beach…
"Wow, that's a lot of Cataquacks." Summer said, watching a lot of Red Cataquacks meander around.
"Hey mom, you see that giant watermelon at the look out behind that tower?" Yang asked.
"Yeah?"
"How about you go get it and bring it down toward the hut?"
Summer looked at Yang with an amused smirk. "What, are you thinking I'm going to suffer? Please, you just had a lot of bad luck."
"Oh, you think it was bad luck? Alright, prove me wrong. Prove to me that I was just overreacting."
"Pfft, oh Yang…" Summer shook her head. "Alright, I'll show you how it's done." She said and walked off.
"Oh, so that's what you're doing." Ruby muttered as Yang let out a chuckle.
"Alright, I got some watermelon smoothies for all of u-… where'd your mother go?" Tai wondered.
Summer got to the top and looked at the massive watermelon in front of her. "Alright, doesn't look so tough." She said as she knelt down and tried to pick it up, where she successfully picked it up. "Got it~!" She grinned, and then she started wobbling. "Whoa… whoooooa!" She said as she fell over as the watermelon rolled down the hill as it smacked into the Sand Bird tower and came to a gentle stop underneath a mirror. "Phew… that could've ended in disas-" A Cataquack launched it up into the air where it splatted on the ground. "-…ter…" She sweatdropped.
The watermelon sprouted back up near Summer. "Okay, picking it up is out." She said, dusting herself off. "But no matter, I'll just try it again." She said as she pushed it down the hill as she slid down with it. Once she landed, she pushed it around while whistling… but a Cataquack spotted her and flipped her up in the air. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" She yelled as another Cataquack flipped the watermelon into the air where it splatted on the ground right as Summer landed on her butt.
"Well, that was rude…" She grumbled. "But no matter, I'm not going to do what Yang did." She then turned around and walked back up the hill where she spotted another pathway. "Oh hello… has Yang tried this angle?" She wondered as she tried to roll it up the stairs and go straight, but there was a pole in the way as she tried to squeeze her way through, but she slipped as the watermelon ran her over and rolled down the hill as a few Cataquacks played with the watermelon as a volleyball before it spattered everywhere.
"Okay…" Summer waited for the watermelon to regrow as she decided to roll it down the way she came from as it picked up speed and rolled off where it landed near the shack and rolled gently near a Dune Bud. "Phew…" She smiled, and then saw a Pianta squirting said dune bud with a squirt gun, causing a sand pyramid to launch the watermelon up in the air and landed next to a Cataquack who did the rest of the work.
Summer stood there, her eye twitching as she clenched her fists. "Oh… it's on."
Honey Trap
"Mmmph! This is… infuriating!" Weiss said, as she was stuck in some honey at Honeyhive Galaxy. "Rrrgh… come on… get out…!" She grunted, trying to get her feet out but fell and landed on her butt. "Agh! Come on!"
"Mmmph! This is so embarrassing!" Palutena groaned, finding herself stuck in a sticky mess. She then heard some noises as she turned to see her cosmic self having trouble getting out. "Glad I'm not the only one who's stuck."
"Ugh! What's with all this sticky honey?!" Blake demanded to know.
"Oh, it's all over my tail!" Sun complained.
"Nnngh, you think it's all over your tail? It's all over my ears!" Leone complained. "And my chest… ugh, I can't get out!"
"I think they had an excess amount of honey today…" Pit said, then noticing Nora trying to lick the honey off of her.
"Yeah, thanks for inviting us out here, Blake… definitely appreciate getting stuck!" Neptune grumbled.
"I didn't know it'd be this bad!"
It was at that moment when they heard a motorcycle revving up as Yang drove Bumblebee with Claude behind her as they easily drove over the honey and splashing some of it on the others while speeding off without even getting stuck.
"Ugh… show off!" Weiss grumbled.
Scalper
"Alright, let me adjust this video camera here… perfect!" Futaba smiled as she did a few waves at the camera. "Okay, good… it's working." She said and then pressed the record button and cleared her throat. "Hello everyone! I'm Futaba Sakura from the ridiculously popular game, Persona 5 and also a part of the Super RWBY Sisters universe. So, today I'm gonna be doing a PSA all about those good for nothing scalpers. I just want to say… WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She yelled, slamming her hands on her desk. "For those who don't know, there have been a few new consoles that have been released. The Playstation 5, the Xbox Series X and the Xbox Series S and everyone is busy scouring the internet and the stores to search for those coveted systems. Game stores, the internet, your local black market… I'm just kidding on that last part." She giggled.
"However, a lot of people aren't as lucky to grab these consoles, because some whackadoodles decided it'd be a fun idea to buy them all at once and then ask for ridiculous prices. You thought five hundred bucks was pricey for a PS5? Wait until you see what these losers sell them for. I'm talking nine hundred to four friggin' digits! Trust me, it's not pretty!"
"So you mean to tell me that you bought all these PS5s for yourself?" Jen asked, writing down a notepad as Sae was also with her.
"Yes!" Wario nodded.
"And how many TVs do you have?"
"Just the one."
"Uh-huh… so you have about 500 spare PS5s just for fun?" Jen raised an eyebrow. "How much are you selling them for?"
"Oh, about a thousand coins a pop."
"Oi vey…" Sae pinched the bridge of her nose.
"This is the NES Classic and the SNES Classic all over again! GAMERS WANT THEIR CONSOLES, PEOPLE! AT LEAST GIVE THEM A CHANCE!" Futaba yelled. "Oh, and don't get me started on the NVIDIA graphics cards. Oh yeah, scalpers are going after those too!"
Velvet walked into a store with Doom Guy behind her. "Excuse me, we're looking for an NVIDIA Graphics Card." Velvet said. "We can't find any cheap ones on the internet."
"Sorry kid, we're all sold out. Some whackadoodle came by and bought them all. Said they were going to sell them on the internet for ridiculous prices."
"Wahahahaha!" Waluigi cackled as he drove off. "We're gonna be rich!"
"…But… but… my graphics card…" Velvet pouted with a slump. Doom Guy, meanwhile, cocked his shotgun and marched out of the game store.
"You know, there are better ways to go about it. Like, if you want to sell something on the internet, at least have the decency to sell them at a reasonable price instead of jacking it up like crazy. People can't have nice things and everyone knows the first editions have a variety of problems. Remember the Xbox 360's red ring of death? So, here's what I suggest… stop being A-holes and have the decency to sell consoles at a reasonable price. It's the holidays! Kids are gonna be expecting Xboxes and Playstations underneath their trees and they won't get anything! THINK OF THE KIDS! Think of Christmas! I've been trying to get a PS5 for Akira and I can't find a stinkin' one that's at a low low price! Ugh!"
She let out a sigh and started typing up on her keyboard. "So, in conclusion… be considerate and let people buy… Play… stations and… and… X… boxes… and… N… VIDIA… graph- WHAT THE HECK?!" She yelled. "FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS FOR A PLAYSTATION 5?!" She screamed as she facedesked while pulling out her phone. "Hey… Jen? It's me again… five grand for a PS5…" She groaned. "You'll look into it…? Great…" She hung up and looked incredibly annoyed at the video camera. "This is Futaba Sakura… and I'm going to go bang my head against a wall… see you later." She then pressed the off button from her camera.
Watermelon Festival Part 2
"There!" Summer said, her eye twitching crazily and her hair looking a little frazzled as she was holding a squirt gun and had hit all the cataquacks. "That should be enough!" She said, laughing a little crazily as she walked over to the watermelon.
"How long has she been at this?" Ruby asked, resting on a beach chair.
"Oh… judging by the sunset… all day." Yang said, peeking up from her sunglasses as she was drinking a watermelon smoothie.
"Oooh boy…"
Summer took a deep breath, trying to keep her composure. "I am not going to pull a Yang… I am NOT going to pull a Yang." She told herself as she pushed the Watermelon down the hill as she landed gracefully and she kept pushing it toward the hut. However, something blocked her way… she was unaware that, due to the watermelon's size, that she was pushing against a Cataquack that was buried in the sand. "Come on… you dumb watermelon! What's going on!" She yelled as the Cataquack leapt out of the sand and shook off the sand, then spotted the watermelon as it flung it up in the air. "NO!" She yelled as the watermelon landed near them and splattered all over.
Summer's eyes were shrouded in darkness underneath her bangs. She trembled in rage as a fiery aura surrounded Summer. "Mmm… that was a good nap…" Tai yawned as he got up from his lawn chair and then looked over to his wife. "…Uh oh!" He said as he hid behind his chair.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed, summoning her scythe and went to town on all the Cataquacks on the beach as several onlookers watched on.
"Remind me WHY we let the Cataquacks populate the beach like crazy?" A Noki wondered.
"Honestly? I'm not sure myself." A Pianta responded as Summer panted after destroying all the Cataquacks.
"Well?" Yang stood behind her smugly.
"You were right…" Summer grumbled as she walked off to grab herself a Watermelon smoothie while grumbling about "stupid Cataquacks".
"Heh, nailed it." Yang smirked with a proud look on her face.
People are still scalping Xbox's and Playstations... and a friend mentioned to me that NVIDIA is also victim to this. I have to ask... why?
