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Snowball Fight

Daisy scooped up some snow with her mittens and then formed it into a ball. "Heh, perfect." She smirked as she spotted Rosalina building a snowman with a few of her Lumas. "Ah, my first target." She smirked as she threw the snowball at Rosalina.

A Luma noticed this. "Mama, look out!" The Luma exclaimed, getting in the way and getting struck by the snowball. "OOOF!"

"What the?!" Rosalina turned to the Luma who had fallen into the snow, complete with swirly eyes.

"Oooow… I'm okay…" He groaned.

Rosalina turned to Daisy. "What was that for?" She asked. "Why did you attack me with the snow?"

"Eh? Do you not know what a snowball fight is?"

Rosalina blinked and tilted her head. "Snowball fight?"

"You mean to tell me you never-… oh boy." Daisy shook her head. "It's all in good fun."

"Oh…" Rosalina then picked up some snow with her hands and then formed it into a snowball "Like this?"

"Yeah, then you throw it."

"Hmm…" Rosalina spotted a Koopa wandering around in the snow, and then she threw the snowball right at him.

"Wah!" The Koopa yelped as he was hit.

"Perfect! You got it!" Daisy grinned.

"This is kinda fun." Rosalina smiled.

"HEADS UP!" A voice yelled as Daisy turned and saw a snowball thrown at her.

"WHOA!" Daisy yelled and then ducked, as the snowball struck Rosalina instead.

"Ooof!"

"Dang it! I missed." Waluigi grumbled, and then noticed Rosalina clenching her fists as she pulled out her wand, then aimed it at the snow where it floated up and formed into a massive snowball. "Uh oh!" He said as he tried to flee, but Rosalina threw the snowball and buried him with six inches of snow. "Mmmph!"

"I win." Rosalina smiled and walked away with a hum while Daisy jawdropped while sweatdropping.

"What monster have I just unleashed?"


New Vampire

Simon and Richter kicked open the door as they came charging in into a throne room. "Alright, Dracula! Your time has come! …Again." Richter said.

"Dracula, you say?" A voice chuckled as they saw a figure rising up from the throne and walked down. "Sorry boys, but Dracula isn't here."

"Who are you?" Simon asked.

"Oh me? I'm Remilia Scarlet, the scarlet vampire." She smirked, aiming her hand at the Belmonts. "Let's skip to the part where I kick your butts."

Both of them readied their whips. "Very well then. Let's begin." Simon said as they began their duel as both of them threw axes, crosses, holy water and their whips at Remilia who occasionally got hit but kept her guard up.

"Don't you guys have anything else to throw?" Remilia asked. "This is a bit ridiculous."

"It's our thing!" Richter said.

Remilia sweatdropped. "Noted." She said as she unleashed danmaku and throwing out a Scarlet Gensokyo at them, but they kept throwing their weapons out at her. "Okay! Surely you oughta run out of axes by now!"

"That's not how we roll!" Richter said as he suddenly summoned a coffin behind Remilia.

"Wha?!" Remilia yelled as she was sucked into it as both Belmonts threw their whips at the coffin, slamming it into the ground and having it bounce up into the air.

"GRAND CROSS!" Both of them yelled as Remilia was thrown out and slammed into a wall where she fell to the ground as she let out a groan as she looked up and saw an axe headed straight for her as she let out a gasp.


"GAH!" Remilia yelled as she sat up from the bed, panting. "…Phew…" She sighed in relief. "That's it, no more drinking blood out of senior citizens before bed…"


Explosive Research

BoTW Zelda walked around Hyrule Fields with a hum. Link was by her side as was Impa, Young Link and Toon Link. As they walked, they would notice a large group of Moblins and Bokoblins charging at them. "Oh my! That's a lot!" Toon Link said.

"Nothing that we can't handle!" Young Link said as the younger ones got in front of Zelda and charged at them.

"You want to show them what you're made of, princess?" Impa asked.

"Of course." Zelda smiled as she pulled out her Sheikah Slate and walked forward. She first went with Magnesis and pulled out a metal box from the ground as she swung it around and demolished a few of the Bokoblins, then she conjured up four pillars of Cryonis and shattered them on command, destroying a few Moblins as she then pulled out a giant remote bomb and rolled it toward the mob, where she then detonated it and destroyed several Bokoblins and a few Moblins, then she froze a Bokoblin with Stasis as she then threw another metal box at him with Magnesis. She then conjured up a giant walking Remote Bomb as it wandered over to the remaining mob while spitting out bombs while also leaving a trail of bombs behind. She then pressed a button on her Sheikah Slate that detonated all the bombs, including the bigger one that destroyed the remaining forces.

"WHAT." Young and Toon jawdropped in shock.

Zelda giggled. "Impressive, isn't it?" She grinned, as Impa gave her a thumbs up and Link nodded in approval, then the younger Links approached him.

"She's only into research, is she?" Young folded his arms as Toon Link grabbed Link by the collar with his Hookshot and pulled him close to him.

"Get her into Smash. NOW."

"But she's not into fighting." Link argued.

"Don't give us that horsecrap!" Toon exclaimed.

Link sweatdropped. "Alright, alright! I'll see what I can do."


Later

"Funny, Crazy Hand was showing me footage of her kicking butt in Hyrule Field." Master Hand said to Link. "Mmm… we already have a Zelda though." He said, watching ALttP Zelda unleashing Din's Fire on Samus.

"How about the B Roster?" Link suggested.

"Perfect." Master Hand nodded. "B Roster it is!"

Link let out a chuckle. "Mission accomplished."


Vampire Slaying

A door was kicked open into Dracula's domain. "Ah, if it isn't the Belmonts. Come to fight me once again?"

"I'm no Belmont. I am Sakuya Izayoi, the vampire hunter!"

"You look more like a maid if you ask me."

"That's just my disguise!" Sakuya said, pulling out her knives. "Now, let's begin!"

Dracula let out a chuckle. "Well, this is an interesting change of pace. Very well! I accept this duel. Know this… you will fail miserably!"

"We will see about that." Sakuya said, getting in her stance.

Dracula smirked, tossing his wine glass away and chuckled. "What is a man?"

"A miserable pile of secrets."

"A miserab-… how did you-… never mind! Have at you!" Dracula said, warping into the arena as he fought Sakuya as the time stopping maiden fought back. Dracula would turn into bats, Sakuya would easily avoid as she swiftly threw knives at Dracula's head. "Argh!" He growled as Sakuya front flipped and slashed at his head repeatedly while also soaking in some hits from his flames and red and blue orbs. Sakuya threw a knife directly at Dracula's head once more.

"Rrrgh! Well fought, miss Izayoi… but now it's time for me to get serious!" Dracula declared, going into his second form as he let out a roar and swiped at Sakuya.

Sakuya avoided and got in her stance. "HAAAAAAAAH!" She yelled, lunging directly at Dracula.


"Zzzzz… mmm…"

"Wonder what she's dreaming about." Flandre said, lightly poking her on the forehead.

"Who knows. She looks like to be having a good dream." Patchouli said.

"Zzzz… I've slayed Dracula… mmm… zzzz…" Sakuya mumbled in her sleep as Flan and Patchouli looked at each other with a shrug.


I think i'm having way too much fun with Zelda in Age of Calamity...