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Yang vs Sephiroth Alternate Take
Yang rushed at Sephiroth as she got ready to punch him, but Sephiroth shifted his eyes to her and slashed at her, but Yang jumped back as she squared up with a smirk, but then noticed a strand of hair falling toward the ground. Her eyes widened and clenched her fists, her eyes turning red as her hair caught ablaze. "RAAAAAH!" She screamed and rushed at him.
"Hmph." Sephiroth smirked, swiftly swinging Masamune while side stepping to avoid Yang. Yang screeched to a halt… and her hair fell off, leaving just enough hair right at her neckline, some of her bangs also fell off.
"Huh?!" Yang looked down and saw what Sephiroth had done. "What the… YOU!" She yelled as she rushed at Sephiroth again. "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"That's enough." He said, slashing at Yang again.
Several minutes later…
"What do you think? Cowboy hat or baseball cap?" Claude asked.
"I'd rather have a wig." Yang grumbled, as Sephiroth had given her a massive buzz cut.
"Oh, it could be worse." Tifa said as she was with them. "He could have made you bald."
"Cowboy hat it is." Claude said, putting it on Yang's head. "Heh, lookin' good!" He grinned.
"…You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"Heh, a little bit." Claude grinned.
Movie Producers Be Like
A Lakitu hummed to himself as he wandered around the toy aisle. "Let's see, what should I give for my daughter…" He wondered as he looked around until he spotted a cube. "Oooh! A Robotnik Cube! I can give this to her!" He said as he picked it up, when he suddenly heard a loud gasp as he turned around and saw another Lakitu with a video camera.
"Yes! That's perfect! That is what I was looking for!" He said as he yanked the cube out of his fellow Lakitu's hand. "The shape! The sleek design! The number of combinations that you can try until everything is perfect for those perfectionists! EUREKA! I CAN MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS!"
"…As in like, stop motion?"
"No! As in a theatrical release!" He grinned. "I HAVE FOUND MY MUSE!" He yelled and took off flying.
"But wait, that was a gift… for… my daughter…" He let out a sigh. "Great, a movie all about those cubes? It's amazing Koopawood hasn't gone under yet…"
I Possess You!
Kirby wandered around Dreamland happily as Jade Gadd was with him. As they wandered, a Tedhaun appeared before them. "Whoa! Never seen that ghost before!" She said as Kirby immediately sprang into action and proceeded to beat the crap out of it with a few Hammer Flips and a few FAir attacks. "Interesting!" Jade wrote it down on her notepad. "This ghost in particular gets creamed by normal moves. Fascinating!" She wrote down as the Tedhaun fell to the ground in defeat. Kirby then sucked it up and then became Ghost Kirby.
"Poyo!"
"Oh my gosh, that is adorable!" Jade gushed. "What do you do in this form?" She wondered as Kirby spotted a Waddle Dee as he flew over and went inside the Waddle Dee. The Waddle Dee looked around and waved over at Jade as he did the Kirby Dance before Kirby flew out of the Waddle Dee. "Ooooh! So you possess them!" She said as Kirby nodded. "What else can you possess?"
"Poyo…. Poyo!" Kirby floated off as Jade followed him around.
Bowser…
"Bwahahaha! This plan is fool proof! We'll see if Mario and RWBY can get through! BWAHAHAHA!" He laughed, unaware of Kirby going inside him. "…Right after I spring the trap myself to see if it's truly foolproof!" He said and then ran toward the beginning of the trap where he sprung it right as Kirby got out of him. "Uuugh… what happened… where am I? …And why is that Thwomp about to crush-… uh oh."
"UUUMPH!"
"Poyo!" Kirby smiled as Jade let out a few giggles and wrote down on her notepad.
"I'm okay!"
Cinder…
"Mwahahaha! Behold, my nefarious plan to take over Remnant is almost complete! I just need one simple tool and it'll be ready!" She exclaimed… and then Kirby went inside of her. "Mmph! …Hmm…" Cinder looked over the nefarious plan written on several sheets of paper. "This is too complicated…" She said, burning up her plans as she looked at the chalkboard and then quickly erased it, as she quickly wrote down a new plan.
"This is brilliant! My new plan for World Kindness! Ice cream and brownies for everyone!" She declared, right as Kirby got out of her and flew of with a giggling Jade. "Uh… what…? WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?! NOOO! MY NEFARIOUS PLANS! WHAT HAPPENED?!" She yelled.
"Ice cream and brownies?!" A voice said as she turned to see Mercury. "Sweet! I'll have rocky road with that brownie!"
"Oooh, I'd like some sprinkles on mine!" Emerald said. "Also, I'd like some mint chocolate chip."
"NOOOOOOO!"
Ridley…
"Ahahaha! I'm gonna destroy that Aran once and for all!" He declared, and then Kirby went inside of him. "Mmm! …On second thought…" Ridley walked over and picked up flowers as he walked over to Samus who was chatting with Zelda.
Samus shifted her eyes to him. "Oh great, what do you want Ridley?"
"Flowers! For our beautiful friendship!" Ridley said, handing her flowers.
"Huh?!" Samus and Zelda said in surprise.
"Come on, I know they're your favorite!"
"Okay, for the record, flowers aren't my thing. Second of all, what has gotten into you?"
"Can't a dragon get along with his favorite bounty huntress?"
"…Alright, that's it." Samus summoned her armor and aimed directly at Ridley right as Kirby got out of him.
"Uuugh… why am I holding flowers…?" Ridley wondered and then got fried by Samus's Zero Laser. "YAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He yelled as the laser dissipated and Ridley fell over. "Ooow… what did I do?"
"Ohohoho man, that was awesome!" Jade giggled. "Okay, how about possessing Dedede next?"
"Poyo!" Kirby smiled, and then suddenly he was sucked into a Poltergust. "POYO?! POYOOOOO!" He yelled and was sucked into Luigi's Poltergust.
"Takes care of that ghost."
"Mmph! Mmph!"
"Luigi! That was Kirby!" Jade scolded.
"That was Kirby?" Luigi raised an eyebrow and then pressed the release button and shot Kirby out, where he slammed into a wall and his Ghost Power up broke off. "Oooh! Sorry little guy!" Luigi winced.
"Poyooo…" Kirby groaned.
"Aheheheh! You ain't possessin' me, Kirby!" Dedede said with a smug grin.
Jade sighed. "Why do I have a feeling Dedede put him up to this?"
Victory Poses - Ruby
"GAME! Ruby… wins!"
Victory Music: This Will Be The Day (0:37-0:47)
Victory Pose 1:
Ruby twirled her scythe around her and then placed it behind her back as she smirked. "That was awesome!"
If Weiss was the opponent:
"Better luck next time, ice queen!"
If Blake was the opponent:
"Can't sneak past me, Blake!"
If Yang was the opponent:
"Too fast for ya, sis!"
If they all lost in a four way battle:
"Yeah! I'm the team leader for a reason!"
Or…
"Phew! That was too close…"
If Sonic was the opponent:
"Looks like I'm the fastest thing alive now!"
Or…
"You're too slow, Sonic!"
If Pit was the opponent:
"Looks like I won this round!"
Or…
"Looks like I won this round!" Her smirk disappears and is replaced with concern. "…Are you okay?"
If Byleth was the opponent:
"The student has surpassed the master!"
If Qrow was the opponent:
"You're off your game, old man!"
Or…
"You would have won if you stopped drinking!"
If Sephiroth was the opponent (and somehow lost):
"I proved you wrong! YES!"
Or…
"Who stinks now!"
If Mario was the opponent:
"Finally surpassed you!"
Or…
"Man, look how far I've come!"
If Roman was the opponent:
"Bet on THAT, Torchwick!"
If Rosalina was the opponent:
"That was out of this world!"
Victory Pose 2:
Ruby came running into the screen with her semblance activated and came screeching to a halt, then she looks at the screen and gives the peace sign with a grin. "Yeah, I did it!"
If Team RWBY won and Ruby had the most points:
"WAHOO! WE DID IT!"
Victory Pose 3:
Ruby pulled out a cookie and then popped it in her mouth. "Mmm! Yummy!"
Special Victory Pose 3 - With Pit (Team Battle)
Ruby split her cookie in half and gave one half to Pit. "Here ya go!"
"Thank you!"
Special shoutout to DarkRebellion04 for suggesting the victory pose for Ruby! I can't believe it never crossed my mind... thanks!
Also, about the second skit... yeah, apparently there's going to be an animated kid's movie all about the Rubik's Cube. I wish I was joking... *sigh*
