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What Happened in Green's House

Green heard the door shut as he turned to see Yang and Gloria approaching him. "Ah! I've heard from Watchitt. You want the bridge opened?" He asked.

"Yes." Yang nodded, giving him a nasty glare.

"Alright, coming right up!" Green said as he hopped down and pushed the lever down to activate the bridge. "Alrighty! So… I'm curious about something. What's your favorite color?"

Yang and Gloria looked at each other and then turned to Green. "Red."

"RED?! You're with those good for nothin' red wearin' imbeciles!" He pulled out a button. "AWAY WITH-"

Yang quickly activated her ARMS as she swung them to reach for the button as she pulled it away from him. "Wha?!" He yelled.

"That will not be necessary." Yang said, throwing it on the ground and crushing it with her foot.

"What are you doing?! That was my property!"

"And you threw out our friends." Gloria shot back. "One of them happens to be this lass's little sister." She said as Yang cracked her neck.

Green's eyes widened. "Ooooh dear…" He said as he aimed his spear at the two. "Stay back! I'm warning you!" He said, as Gloria activated her Fire Flower power up and then jumped over, grabbing his spear and breaking it with her knee. "Meep…" He paled as he put on a pair of glasses. "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"

The girls looked at each other, and then Gloria pulled out her lead pipe and smacked him upside the head before hitting him in the gut with a Fire Punch as Yang swung an uppercut with her ARMS, knocking him out of the house. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He cried as he slammed into the dirt near the others. "Mmmph!"

"Oh, I see that conversation went well." Blake sarcastically said, watching Yang and Gloria return to them as Yang had deactivated her ARMS while Gloria put her lead pipe back while already deactivating her Fire Flower abilities before leaving the house.

"That was for Ruby and Mario!" Yang said as they walked off.

"Uuugh… what did I do…?"


Dreadnought's Garbage Dump Alternate Take

"AAAAAARGH! THIS IS NOT A GARBAGE DUMP!" A Gearmo yelled. "Saaaay, since you're here, why don't you get rid of it for me? I'll give ya something good?"

"Sure. We'll take care of it!" Xena smiled as she walked ahead.

"That's good. Wait… we?"

You ready?

"Heck yeah! You take one side and I'll take the other!"

You got it!

Xena pulled out her bow and then fired explosive shots at the garbage… but the explosive dust didn't explode nor got rid of the garbage. "Huh?!" She wondered.

"Maybe that's a dud?"

Xena tried it again, but to no avail. "Are you kidding?"

"Uh… throw a Bob-omb at it?"

Xena ran over and picked up the Bob-omb and threw it at the garbage, but nothing happened either. "…It didn't even light up!"

"What's going on?"

"Siiiiiire~!" A voice said as Xena turned to see Screamy waving at them. "Quaaagsire!"

"Screamy?!"

"When did he get out of his Pokeball?!"

"…I thought it was a bit damp out here, but I thought that was just part of the atmosphere…"

Screamy pulled out a sign that says "I'm helping!".

"…Sweetie, we love you, but now isn't the time!" Xena said exasperatedly.

"Want me to clean up?"

"Go for it…"

Dark Xena took over and looked at the Quagsire. "You big lovable doofus." She shook her head as she used her psychic power to clear the garbage off the planet.

"Well, that took longer than expected… but here's that Star for ya!" The Gearmo said, handing over the Power Star as Dark Xena took it and then knelt down in front of the Quagsire.

"Siiiire!"

Dark Xena let out a sigh. "You're a big doofus… but you're our doofus." She said, kissing him on the head. "Even if you didn't help out at all." She said, patting his head as she put him back in his Pokeball and teleported away.


Rock Eating

"Here you are, my good friends!" Daruk smiled. "Prime Rock Roast!"

"Uh… aheheheh…" Jaune sweatdropped, staring at the massive rock in front of them.

"Um… no offense Daruk, but… how are we gonna eat this?" Pyrrha wondered.

"Ah, you just take a big massive bite!" Daruk smiled.

"It's a rock!" Nora pointed out.

"A delicious rock! One of my specialties!"

Just then, the four of them heard the sounds of eating as they turned to see Link chowing down, as were Iris and Akame. "How are you eating that?" Ren asked.

"It's surprisingly delicious." Link said.

"Food is food, regardless of what it is." Iris said.

"That and we're starving." Akame said as she continued eating.

"Ahahahaha! See? Anyone can eat it!" Daruk grinned, as JNPR looked at each other and with a massive gulp… they started eating the Prime Rock Roast.


A few minutes later

"Mama mia! How did you four get rocks in your stomachs?!" Dr. Mario wondered as JNPR was in the beds, groaning.

"We were lied to… it wasn't delicious…" Nora groaned.

"Aheheheh… maybe I should've told ya to take smaller bites." Daruk sheepishly scratched the top of his head.


Victory Poses - Weiss

"GAME! Weiss… wins!"

Victory Music - This Life is Mine (4:55-5:09)

Victory Pose 1:

Weiss stood still, her Myrtenaster poised upward in front of her face as she swiftly cuts through while opening her eyes. "Was there ever any doubt?"


If Ruby was her opponent:

"Your training needs work, you dolt."


If Blake was her opponent:

"Your ninja skills needs work."


If Yang was her opponent:

"Ask questions first, then strike if necessary."

Or

"Your anger blinds you."


If they all lost in a four way battle

"Hmph! That was flawless."

Or

"That was most likely a fluke."


If Lucina was the opponent:

"Thank you for teaching me a few of your tricks."


If Chrom was the opponent:

"You and Yang would definitely get along."

Or

"Destroying everything? Reminds me of someone I know."


If Pit was the opponent:

"You and Ruby are definitely made for each other."


If Roy was the opponent:

"Your flames won't melt me!"

Or

"Ice is superior."


If Robin was the opponent:

"Three steps ahead? I was four steps ahead."

Or

"So much for that strategy."


If Marth was the opponent:

"Keep your eyes open."


If Ike was the opponent:

"I'm just gonna go ahead and say that was definitely a fluke!"

Or

"You should have prepared yourself."


If Corrin was the opponent

"That fancy sword of yours didn't do you any good."


Kamui:

"Your twin brother sounds melancholy. Is he alright?"


If Byleth was the opponent:

"Think I should teach you something."

Or

"That wasn't elegant at all."


If Winter was the opponent:

"Looks like I've surpassed you, sis!"


Team Battle - Weiss and Azura win:

"You are the ocean's great waves~" Azure sang.

"You were lost in thoughts all alone~!" Weiss sang.


Team Battle - Team RWBY wins and Weiss has the most points:

"That was completely flawless!"


Team Battle - Weiss and Ice Climbers win:

"Give it up for the superior element!" Weiss cheered.

"Yup!" Both Climbers cheered.


Victory Pose 2:

Weiss swings Eiskönigin gracefully before sheathing it. "That was a flawless victory." She then turns to the camera, folding her arms with a smirk.


Victory Pose 3:

Weiss leaps off of a Gravity Glyph and elegantly stabs the ground, summoning an ice knight behind her. "Don't mess with me."


Hmm, ya know, in hindsight, I think I could've written up the first skit as an actual scene in Super Paper when I thought I could turn it into a Chibi. Oh well!