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If the Sheikah Technology Were More Advanced

Zelda ran across Hyrule Field before hiding behind a rock. "Alright… you got this." Zelda took a deep breath, emerging from the rock and looking into her Sheikah Slate, seeing several Bokoblins and a Moblin in a camp minding their own business. She would see two Bokoblins as sentries, scanning the area. She would then spot a few explosive barrels nearby. "Perfect." She said, pressing a button on the Sheikah Slate where it would turn into a Sniper Rifle in the Sheikah Colors.

Zelda looked into the scope, looking directly at an explosive barrel. "Easy does it…" She took a deep breath and then pulled the trigger, hitting the barrel that caused a chain reaction that sent everyone flying. "Got it!" She fist pumped and took out any of the stragglers that may have survived the chaos.

She walked over to the camp and collected the Rupees in the area, and picking up some of the weapons they have dropped. "This Sniper Rifle works great!"


Impa hid behind a few trees as a Stone Talus threw its own rock arm at her, but she had avoided it. "Definitely gonna be a pain… unless…" She smirked and quickly disappeared into the trees to confuse the Talus. She got behind it and then pulled out a Sheikah Rocket Launcher and then fired at the Talus's weak spot, which was enough to make it stumble and fall to the ground as she ran over, pointing the rocket launcher to the ground and rocket jumped, aiming directly at the weak spot. "Steel yourself!" She said and fired a few rockets, completely destroying the Talus as it crumbled to nothing where Impa landed in a pile of Diamond and Sapphire.

"Nothin' to it." She said, picking up the Diamonds and Sapphire.


Link walked into a store with a hum, noticing a bunch of pots in front of him. "Mmph! …Oh… do I dare…" He wondered as he shifted his eyes both ways. "Nobody is here, so I guess it wouldn't hurt." He said, pressing a button on his Sheikah Slate as it turned into a Sheikah Gatling Gun as he started spraying them with bullets that destroyed everything in sight. "…Ah crud, I went overboar-… ooooh, five Silver Rupees!" He said, taking them along with the rest of the other rupees as he walked off with a hum, then he went into Hyrule Field and started spraying Hinoxes, Keese and Lynels with bullets.


Purah let out a giggle, watching her masterpieces unfold from her lab. "Oh, this was such a good idea!"

"Indeed!" Robbie exclaimed as he heard footsteps approaching him as they turned to see Urbosa and Mipha approaching them.

"I've heard you got a weapon for us?" Urbosa asked.

"As a matter of fact, yes!" Purah said and then pulled out a Sheikah Revolver. "For you, Urbosa!" She said, handing her the revolver.

"Oh! Thank you."

"And for you, Mipha…" Robbie handed her a Sheikah Shotgun. "A double barreled buckshot! Careful, it's got a kick to it!"

"Whoa…" Mipha whispered and then nodded. "Thank you!" She smiled as she and Urbosa walked out.

"We're geniuses." Purah said, fist bumping her husband.

"You know it!"


If Weiss and Esdeath Switched Places

"Ruby, come on, why don't you try to make friends of your own?" Yang suggested, pulling down her hood.

"Why would I need friends when I have you?" Ruby pointed out after taking off her hood.

"Well, actuallymyfriendsarehererightnowgottagocatchupbye!" Yang said quickly and took off running with her friends, leaving Ruby behind and comically spinning her around.

"Wait, where are you going?! Are we supposed to go to our dorms? Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms? I don't even know what I'm doing…" She groaned as she fell over… but something caught her.

"Whoa, easy there… that would've been a nasty fall." A voice said as Ruby shook it off and looked up to see who had saved her.

"Oh… uh… who are you?" Ruby asked.

"The name's Esdeath."

"Esdeath…? Um… no offense, but your name sounds… uh… deadly?"

Esdeath let out a chuckle. "Oh, I get that a lot."

"Esdeath…" A voice said as the two turned to see Blake approaching them. "The same Esdeath who works for the Schnee Dust Company… the same company with its controversial labor forces and questionable business partners."

Esdeath folded her arms. "Mmm, I wouldn't necessarily call it questionable."

"Yet you're not denying the controversy." Blake said.

"We have our reasoning." Esdeath said and walked away.

"Yeah, I can imagine why…" Blake muttered and walked off.

"Uh… um… aaaand I'm alone again…" Ruby sweatdropped. "DARN IT, YANG!"


At Atlas

"Alright, listen up, Winter Ops!" Weiss said, wearing Atlas Military attire. "I'm only going to say this once. We are going to practice strict military operations and I want everything to be perfect. Do I make myself clear!"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Kurome!" Weiss pointed Myrtenaster at her. "Stop eating cookies!"

Kurome stiffened and put her cookie bag away. "Um… what cookies?" She innocently asked, but Weiss wasn't falling for it. "Mmm… fiiiine…"

"Now then, let's begin!"


Later, at Beacon

Esdeath landed gracefully in the Forever Forest. "Now then, time to find those relics." She said and then walked off, but as she did…

"Birdie, no!"

"Hmm?" Esdeath looked over and saw Ruby landing on the ground near by.

"Alright, gotta go find me a teammate… oh, but who would be a good pick? That Esdeath girl is kinda sweet… but her name kinda freaks me out a little… I could go find Yang… that'd be a good-"

"Ahem." Esdeath cleared her throat.

"Huh? AAAH! ESDEATH!" Ruby yelled, shrinking back a bit. "H-how much did you hear all that?!"

"Just enough." Esdeath said and then walked over to her.

"Mmm!" Ruby paled. "D-don't come any closer! I… I…!"

"Oh, relax. I don't bite~" Esdeath smiled and took Ruby's arm. "Come on, let's go find the relics together~!" She smiled and walked off while dragging a terrified Ruby behind her.

"I should've held Yang's hand…"


Atlas

Weiss rushed at Sheele, slashing her a few times but Sheele would block with her scissors and deflected Weiss's attacks. Sheele rushed at Weiss and would attempt to strike her but Weiss would pull up a gravity glyph and blocked Sheele's advancement. "Sloppy." She said, jumping over it and then slashing her to knock her down.

"Agh!"

Weiss turned to her. "Again!"

"Mmph… right, General!" She said and swung her scissors at her.


Forever Forest

"Rrrrgh… I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Yang yelled. "Can everyone just chill out before something crazy happens?!" She yelled.

Ruby looked up. "Uh… Yang? That'd be a poor choice of words."

"Huh?" Yang looked up to see a frozen Nevermore coming down and slamming into the ground, shattering on impact as Esdeath landed gracefully near them.

"And that's how you take care of a Nevermore." Esdeath said.

"…You left her up there?" Ren asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I said jump! Not freeze the Nevermore!" Ruby sweatdropped.

"Oh, now where would be the fun in that?"

"UH, GUYS, A LITTLE HEEEEEEEEELP!" A voice yelled as Jaune was being chased by a Deathstalker while Pyrrha was thrown near them.

"I got it!" Ruby used her semblance toward the Deathstalker.

"RUBY, WAIT!" Yang yelled, running after her but Esdeath quickly put her hands on the ground as an ice wall got between Ruby, Jaune and the Deathstalker.

"Oooof! Huh?"

Esdeath approached Ruby. "You may be one of the most reckless huntresses I've ever met, not to mention not thinking things through and you're just a child compared to the rest of us." She said. "However, I think we can improve your combat skills a bit." She said, offering her hand.

Ruby let out a smile. "Ya know, despite your horrifying name, you're actually… nice."

Esdeath chuckled. "I am but a gentle soul to my friends."

Ruby gasped, her eyes sparkling. "Did you just say-"

"I did." Esdeath smiled, helping her up. "Now come on, let's face this Deathstalker together."

"Right!"

"You got room for a couple more?" Yang asked as she, Blake, Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora and Ren got ready to fight the Deathstalker.


Atlas

"Weiss, I have to say, you're quite the capable general for someone so young." Winter said and then smiled at her, patting her on the shoulder. "I'm proud of you."

"I learned from the best." Weiss smiled at her. "…Do you think I'm a little too strict on them?"

"Mmm, well… it is your first day. Perhaps ease up on them a bit? I think the power might have gone to your head just a bit."

Weiss rubbed the back of her head. "Right… I'll keep that in mind."


Beacon

"Ruby Rose, Esdeath, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xiao Long… together, your team will be known as ERBY, led by… Esdeath."

Esdeath let out a small hum. "If I might say something real quick."

"Hmm?"

"As much as team leader sounds like fun, I'd say we let miss Ruby be team leader. It might actually help her become a strong young lady."

Ozpin blinked in surprise. "Well, this is a first…" He said as Ruby jawdropped at this. "Ruby, are you okay with this?"

"I… uh…" Ruby looked at Esdeath who gave her a soft smile. "Yes! I think I'll be a capable young leader! …No wait, team leader! I meant team leader." She blushed.

Ozpin chuckled. "Then it is decided. For now on, your team will be known as REBY, led by Ruby Rose."

Ruby turned to Esdeath. "Thank you…"

"You're welcome." Esdeath smiled.

"I have to say, this might turn out to be an… interesting year."


Skirt

Qrow let out a hum as he looked into his dresser. "Let's see… what to-… huh? Oh, you gotta be freakin'…" He grumbled as he pulled out a skirt. "Real funny, Summer!" He yelled before looking at the skirt in question. "…Ya know, I could wear this for old time's sake…" He mused and scratched his chin in thought.

"Man, what do you think is keeping uncle Qrow?" Yang wondered.

"I dunno." Ruby shrugged.

"Hey girls!" Qrow said, wearing a skirt as the girls saw his legs.

"Ack! Hairy legs!" Ruby yelled as Yang stared at the legs in horror.

"Qrow, for the love of Hylia, put those things away! I don't want my child looking at it!"

"Pew?"

"No! Don't look, sweetie!"

"What? They're just legs."

"Those aren't legs, those are hairy… things!" Ruby said as Qrow let out a chuckle.

"You're just jealous that your ol' uncle can still pull this off." He said, unaware of Tai and Summer watching from behind a tree as Summer was recording the whole thing.

"Yikes… he ever heard of shaving those legs?" Tai wondered.

"Who cares? It's just as hilarious the second time!" Summer laughed. "Oh, this was such a good idea."

"Hey guys, what's going o- AAAAH! MY EYES!"

"Aaaand Rosie's scarred for life…" Tai said.

"Eh, it builds character." Summer said.

"Like what you see, Rosie?"

"I'm gonna be back… I need to… unsee that!" Rosalina said and then disappeared, while Summer was doubling over in laughter.

"Hon, sometimes I wonder about your sense of humor…"

"Says the man who did it to him first!"

"…Fair enough."


Shishkebob

Minigame: Take a Stab (Super Mario Party)

"…Okay, that is just cheating!" Roman said in disgust as he, Shy Guy and even Luigi were watching Sephiroth use Masamune to pierce through all the fruit.

"What? It's called efficiency." Sephiroth said, filling his sword up and then tossing it into a basket as he thrusted his sword into the fruits while the others barely got anything.

"Winner! Sephiroth is the winner!" Toad called out.

"Hmph, that was easy." Sephiroth said and walked away, completely ignoring everyone giving him the stink eye.


Alright, I just set up a poll regarding that second skit because I got loads of ideas. It's way awesome in my opinion.