Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.


What if the Akai Family was related to the organization?
Is this even crazier than the Karasuma X Haru one?

"I have to attend a family reunion this weekend," Akai told James, Jodie, and Camel. "I have to bring friends with me,"

"And your first choice was us?" Camel asked. "I understand you bringing Jodie-san, but surely you are closer to people outside of the FBI, right?"

"Camel," Jodie addressed him. "He has no social life outside of work. He's Akai Shuichi. But Shuu, this is the first time I'm meeting your family except for Haru-kun,"

"Oh, you're in for a very big surprise," Akai chuckled. "My family is crazy. Not even Haru has met the rest of them. Trust me, you'll be shocked when you meet them,"

"Okay, that is very uncharacteristically of you," Jodie eyed him suspiciously and pulled his cheek. "No mask so you're not Vermouth," She put a hand to his forehead. "No fever so you're not sick,"

"I'm perfectly healthy," Akai assured her. "I'm renting a van since we have to pick up Haru, Cora, and that blue haired bastard on the way,"

"Can you really call him a blue haired bastard if he removed his hair dye?"

"Yes I can,"

XXX

"I can't believe we're gonna finally meet the paternal side of the family!" Haru cheered. "But Pierrot-nii, I'm surprised that you're fine with Jonah attending,"

"Oh, the family's gonna deal with him," Akai smirked.

"Akai, I'm a criminal," Jonah pointed out. "I'm sure I can handle your relatives,"

"Oh really?" Akai pulled into the parking lot of the park. "Let's see how you'll deal with them then,"

"Shuichi-niisan! Haru!" Shukichi gasped upon seeing the other people. "Shuichi-niisan has friends!?"

"Stop acting so surprised," Akai rolled his eyes as everyone got out. "I had friends back in England too,"

"How's my least favorite grandson doing?" A silver haired man walked over to them. "Just to clarify, Shuichi is my least favorite grandson,"

"GIN!?" The FBI Agents except for Akai exclaimed.

"Hello to you too, Gramps," Akai greeted flatly. "I see that you still haven't kicked the bucket yet,"

"Pierrot-nii," Haru hid behind his elder brother in fear of the silver haired man. "What's going on?"

"Mitsuharu, meet our paternal grandfather," Akai introduced. "Akai Soren, also known as Kurosawa Jin and Gin,"

"EH!?" Haru exclaimed.

"Karasuma Sora is our grandmother," Akai added. "She also goes by Sharon Vineyard, Chris Vineyard, and Vermouth,"

"WHAT!?" Haru stared at him with shock.

"So you're Haru," Gin ruffled the teen's hair. "You're my new favorite grandson,"

"He better be," Shukichi pointed a gun at the man's head. "If you had still called me your favorite grandson, you'd be dead,"

"Wait, if Vermouth's name is Karasuma Sora," Haru said. "Then our great-grandfather is Karasuma Renya!?"

"Ah, so you are my new favorite great-grandson," A handsome man with black hair slicked back and crimson eyes approached them. "Greetings Mitsuharu. I am Karasuma Renya, your great-grandfather. Your father is the current leader of the organization,"

Haru turned to Akai. "But he died seventeen years ago!"

"Do you want to the truth, Haru?" Akai sighed. "He actually went out to buy milk and forgot his phone. He has Zoro sense of directions. He wasn't even supposed to go out without a guide,"

"But…seventeen years?" Haru pointed out.

"Don't worry about Tsutomu," Karasuma told him. "I managed to locate my grandson and he accepted the role of becoming the new head of the organization,"

"Wait a second," Haru narrowed his eyes. "Why did Rum kill Kohji?"

"Oh, Kohji's alive," Karasuma reassured him. "He just wished to be able to leave shogi without his fans being all disappointed in him. You see, he was rather bored with it and so we faked his death," He finally noticed Jonah. "Cognac, why the **** are you here? Nobody invited you,"

"H-How did you recognize me!?" Jonah exclaimed.

"My dear daughter is the master of disguises," Karasuma pointed out. "So answer the question,"

"Jonah's my boyfriend," Haru hugged Jonah tightly. "I love him with all my heart,"

Both Karasuma and Gin glared at him. "Haru, step away from him,"

"No!"

"He's threatening your innocence!"

"I love him!"

"He's brainwashed you!"

"See what I mean by crazy?" Akai told his friends.

"By the way, we've also brought Akemi-san and Michael-kun from the US to here," Shukichi added. "Niisan, I'm upset! How could you keep my adorable nephew and sister-in-law a secret!?"

"By brought he means we kidnapped them," Vermouth dragged the terrified Akemi and the confused Michael over to them.

"Daddy!" Michael cheered and jumped into his father's arms.

"Shuichi-kun, this isn't how I expected to meet the rest of your family," Akemi said nervously.

"Believe me when I say I wanted to avoid this for as long as possible," Akai sighed. "Akemi, Gin and Vermouth are my grandparents. The founder of the organization is my great-grandfather. The current head is my father,"

"The Sera Bloodline is always corrupting my poor family," Vermouth dramatically brought Akai into a hug.

"Lemme go, lemme go," Akai repeated. "Lemme go,"

"First is was Sera Mary corrupting my precious son Tsutomu," Vermouth scoffed.

"Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go,"

"I kept on telling Tsutomu that Mary bitch wasn't good enough for him," Vermouth growled.

"Lemme go!"

"Shush Shuu-chan. Gran's talking here," Vermouth scolded gently. "But no, Tsu-chan decided to marry that bitch. At least she managed to give birth to four adorable grandchildren,"

'There's only one thing left to do,' Akai opened his mouth and let out a blood piercing scream. "MOM!"

Vermouth was flying kicked in the face by none other than Akai Mary herself. "STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN YOU WITCH!"

"Hi Mama!" Haru waved innocently while still repelling his grandfather and great-grandfather away from his boyfriend.

"Hi Haru-chan," Mary greeted before turning her attention back to Vermouth. "I told you to stay away from my kids!"

"You corrupted Tsu-chan and then your damn niece corrupted my eldest grandson!" Vermouth snapped. "Of course I love my great-grandson with all my heart, but that doesn't change that fact that the Sera Family is corrupting the Karasuma Bloodline!"

"Let's just walk away," Akai led Akemi and Michael away from the battling women. "Haru, come here too but leave Jonah,"

"Jonah's coming with me," Haru claimed.

"Haru, leave your boyfriend here," Karasuma said.

"We'll keep him company," Gin added while brandishing his Beretta.

"Go spend some time with Shuu-nii, Akemi-san, and Michael-kun," Shukichi urged.

"I'm not leaving my boyfriend behind," Haru refused. "He's staying with me the entire time during the reunion,"

Gin grabbed Jonah by his throat. "The moment you try anything indecent with my precious grandson, consider yourself dead,"

"Watch your back," Karasuma made a slitting throat motion with his finger.


Jonah can't catch a break in any WIVerse, can he?